some guys will do anything...

[omicron]

...for a threesome.

Guy needs 5 million hits on his webpage to get his girl to agree to a threesome (http://www.pleasemakethiswork.com/)

Omicron

[sickness]

Looks like he's going to get the hits he needs, too.

Although, I would recommend that he has #3 in the contract spelled out ahead of time so he doesn't go for something and she goes "nuh-uh!"

[Jakester]

He's a smart guy. I bet his dick explodes before anyone gets their clothes off.

[Lavoruis]

He's a smart guy. I bet his dick explodes before anyone gets their clothes off.

"Oh god" is this what happened to you Jakester? I mean viagra is not like M& M's one pill, not 10 or 20:D :lol:

[kah]

Huh. Well, the website was her idea, so I'd bet she'll actually do it. I can't believe they got sponsorship for that, and that this company will fly their "threesome third" out, and buy them lingerie. They were at 4.6M when I stopped by. Looks like it's going to happen, unless Katie finds a loophole.

[Jakester]

You're still gonna be my third, right?

[kah]

That depends on whether I get to pick the second.

[Jakester]

Hey, Jessica Alba's already said yes.

[kah]

Hey, Jessica Alba's already said yes.

I was thinking Nikki Cox.

http://www.webcs.com/teri/images/nikcox.jpg

[Jakester]

Sorry, I don't go where Bobcat has been.

[Intelligent_Design]

Sorry, I don't go where Bobcat has been.

In picking Jessica I guess you don't have a problem going where I have been.:lol:

[Jakester]

Nah. You're kinda hot.

[omicron]

Bah, Jakester considers it a threesome when he uses both hands to jerk off. :lol:

Omi

[Sgt. Awesome]

Well he's hit his mark. Looks like he's getting some.

[Trazalca]

Not yet. He's setting up the site where
we get to choose the girl.
I say we pick the ugliest one from the bunch. :lol:

[Jakester]

You're just mean, Traz. And, admit it, jealous.

[kah]

Sorry, I don't go where Bobcat has been.

Good point. I have a thing for redheads, though, so how about...
Angie Everhart?
http://img.atpictures.com/angie/1238816_Angie_DeGui.jpg
or
Gillian Anderson?
http://gilliananderson.ws/albums/es05/es2.sized.jpg
I just don't like Jessica Alba. I think it's because her head is too small for her body.

Or better idea- How about me,
Eddie Cibrian,
http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/actors/eddiecibrian/images/pic06.jpg
and Jason Behr?
http://www.jasonbehr.org/gallery/albums/photoshoots/santos/normal_006.jpg
Yeah- that's a wayyy better idea.:D

[Jakester]

I'd go with Scully...but I'd rather have Rebecca Romijn.
Jason Behr's okay. On the Roswell trip, Katherine Heigl.

[kah]

I always liked the other chick- the one who looked like a pretty Molly Ringwald.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/photo_viewer/d4/f3/11725.jpg

[Jakester]

She was okay, but Heigl....mmmm.
http://www.torontal.com/dmodel/Katherine%20Heigl.jpg

[kah]

She's a little too perfect for me. I like flaws. They make people interesting. Besides, it isn't fair for her to be tall, beautiful, large-breasted, slender, and talented, not to mention her gorgeous hair, skin, and teeth. I'd like her more if she had a big scar on her face or a gap between her teeth. Just throw me a bone here.

No, not that kind of bone.:rolleyes:

[Jakester]

Look, baby, she's hot, but the only reason I'm picking hot chicks is because I'm trying to get with YOU, and you deserve someone who's at least almost as hot as you are.

[Trazalca]

Look, baby, she's hot, but the only reason I'm picking hot chicks is because I'm trying to get with YOU, and you deserve someone who's at least almost as hot as you are.

...or at least deserve to be the fourth "petal" in Jakester's tongue flower avatar. :smirk:

[kah]

How about Milla Jovovich?

http://millajovovich.com/pics/youngbw1.jpg
Or Jennifer Esposito?

http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/jennifer_esposito/enlarge/enlarge.jpg

Btw- how did I end up turning this into a hot chicks thread?

[kah]

Look, baby, she's hot, but the only reason I'm picking hot chicks is because I'm trying to get with YOU, and you deserve someone who's at least almost as hot as you are.


Lol- flattery will get you everywhere.
















Well, no, it won't, but you thought it would for at least a second there. :smirk:

[Cncrman]

Flattery nothing...we are waiting for pure desperation.

Trust me, we are a patient lot.

:smirks:

[DarkJedi]

This is Jakester were talking about here, Munchkin man. Desperation has already been used by the likes of him to get into another womans underwear. Good thing for the world, it still doesn't work. He's bred enough of his evil seed already. :smirk:

[sickness]

You know, I'm totally not gay (totally fine if anyone is... yada yada yada... explained it a million times... just kinda the average straight guy qualifier here), but that old school GnR shirt makes me want to bang Jason Behr (on some non-real level). Anyone who will wear that in a modern publicity photo rather than pimp for Axl's new pet project is way too cool in my book.

[DaForce]

You know, I'm totally not gay (totally fine if anyone is... yada yada yada... explained it a million times... just kinda the average straight guy qualifier here), but that old school GnR shirt makes me want to bang Jason Behr (on some non-real level). Anyone who will wear that in a modern publicity photo rather than pimp for Axl's new pet project is way too cool in my book.



Uh huh. Riiiiight.



Here's some "Pro-Tan" for ya.






:lol:

[DaForce]

Mila Jovovich definitely.

Gilian Anderson I heard is freaky in the sheets, which is always a good thing.


But I'd like to add one more for consideration....

Jordana Brewster.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/jordana-brewster1.jpg







:jump2:

[tstone]

I was thinking Nikki Cox.

http://www.webcs.com/teri/images/nikcox.jpg


I'm so there.

[sickness]

To regain my straightness after that last comment, I'd like to suggest Scarlett Johannsen (or however you spell it).

[Jakester]

Mmm...Scarlett.

Kahlan, I think we can agree on Milla. I'm sure she's freaky in (and out) of bed. She certainly doesn't mind getting nekkid.

[kah]

Is she ever not naked?

I don't like J. Brewster. Maybe it's too much eyebrow, or not enough personality, but no.

So where were we?

Nikki Cox- no from Jake (seriously, folks, Jake said no to a live human being with breasts :lol: ) but thumbs up from tstone

Gillian Anderson- seems to be an all around yes

Milla Jovovich- yes from Jake and DaForce- she a hot, usually naked Russian chick- what more could anyone ask?

Jason Behr- yes from Jake and Sick- score one for the chicks!!

Angie Everhart and Jennifer Esposito- really, not even one comment from you guys...

Katherine Heigl- no from me- too much perfection sickens me

Scarlett Johannsen- a lame attempt by sick to convince us all he really does like girls after the Behr comments- she's cute, but she has no chin

So far it looks like me, Jason, and Milla. Sorry Jake, but there isn't enough room in this threesome for you. You should start one with Sick- I hear he has a thing for guys in old GnR shirts. :wink:

[Jakester]

Oh, Angie's nice, for sure, but she's got that Stern connection that's a little too...eeesh.

Yeah, I know Rebecca Romijn does as well, but she's hot enough for me to overlook it.

Jennifer's not unhot, but she doesn't necessarily make me go mmmmmmm.

[sickness]

I used to think Una Brow (Jennifer Esposito) was hot but I'd rather bang Ol' Horseface (aka, Jennifer Love Hugetits) than her.

As for all the other chicks in that list, absolutely. Except Mila Jovovich. I've always thought she was less than attractive. Like give-her-a-porkchop-so-the-dog-will-play-with-her less than attractive.

[Jakester]

That's okay, Sicks. You can be wrong once in a while.