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KingVoyeur
06-23-2006, 07:42 AM
From IMDB.com

Filmmaker Challenges Critics to All-Out Brawl

German horror director Uwe Boll is so fed up with receiving bad reviews from movie critics he is challenging his detractors to a filmed fight. Boll, whose movies Alone In The Dark and House Of The Dead are based on video games, says he will fly his critics to meet him and will then fight them in a boxing ring. The filmmaker is incensed by an online petition which has 13,327 signatures of people asking him to stop making movies. Boll, who has also invited Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino to join his fight, plans to air the fights on the internet. He the plans to edit clips into his latest film Postal. Boll says, "I'm fed up with people slamming my films without seeing them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who've never watched my films. If critics want to bring Uwe Boll down, here is their chance to physically bring him down and have the entire world watch them do it."

I think all his movies are just a cry for help. 2000 internet voices can't be wrong! Though, if he does put the fight films into his new movie, can you imagine how much better they'd do? I'd pay to see someone kick his ass.

Cncrman
06-23-2006, 09:03 AM
2000 internet voices and one web comic:

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060621.jpg
Courtesy of ctrl-alt-del web comic

snippy
06-24-2006, 06:16 PM
this guy is a misunderstood genius. okay, okay, okay, a misunderstood moron.

tstone
06-25-2006, 06:34 AM
He's a punk ass. Let's say for the sake of argument that he beats all these critics down. How's that gonna make his movies suck any less?

Asonokirk V 2.0
06-25-2006, 08:13 AM
He's a punk ass. Let's say for the sake of argument that he beats all these critics down. How's that gonna make his movies suck any less?

I'm one of those critics who has ripped his films. I'm POSITIVE I could kick his ass from Stockholm to Capetown, and I ACCEPT his challenge. I have no objection to his continuing to make films, as I don't actually have to attend them. But to pretend that his work up to now has demonstrated he has some directorial talent of any value, isn't possible with a straight face.

Sgt. Awesome
06-25-2006, 10:55 AM
I saw parts of bloodrayne...

I walk into the theatre... She walks out of her cell, grabs the guy, goes to bite him, he says, "No." Then they have sex. But not PG-13 sex... XXX sex. The movie becomes a porno.

He came to the theatre... did a Q&A with the audience... one of the other ushers wanted to go up and ask, "yeah... why do your movies suck?"

TrekSucksHard
06-26-2006, 01:50 AM
If we go full-contact, no holds barred streetfighting I'd take him on...