Those damn frenchies

[omicron]

They just can't stop hating Lance Armstrong. (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/more/06/23/bc.cyc.armstrong.doping.ap/index.html?cnn=yes) Even after he's retired and been tested more thoroughly than any other rider, they can't stop accusing him of cheating.

Omi

[sickness]

Can't say I'm surprised. They've been one-upped by us so damn many times in so many different fields over the last 2+ centuries and their precious Tour has been dominated by Americans for a significant portion of the last 20 years. They're like the kid in elementary school who has no athletic talent and then gets pissed when he sucks at sports and blames it on everyone else.