Worst Movie Ever?

[KingVoyeur]

Ok, so I know a lot of people will put down anything by Uwe Boll here, but there's been lots of other crapfests out there. Until recently, my worst movie was House of the Dead, but after a few nights ago, a new champion has emerged. My official worst movie EVER is (trumpets and drum roll please).....

TROLL 2!!!!

Yes, the sh*t-factory sequel to a perfectly entertaining movie tops even Uwe Boll's worst (or is it his best?) day. The story is crap, the acting is god-awful, and the special effects, well, let's just say they're....special....

[Daltons Chin Dimple]

I am a lover of bad movies, I have an extensive collection.

I have always had a special place in my heart for Pirahna II - The Spawning (AKA Flying Killers).

[DarkJedi]

Car54, where are you?

:D

[Bark]

"Going Overboard" with Adam Sandler

[DarkJedi]

Just for fun, I looked at IMDB's worst movie list a second ago and it seems we're all matching up pretty close here.

[DaForce]

3000 Miles to Graceland.


Oy. That movie was a crapsterpiece.

[DarkJedi]

Yes, butthead, but was it the worst movie ever?

There are definitely some stinkers out there..:D

[Metuzalem]

Texas Bloodmoney: From Dusk Till Dawn II, sadly I'll never get those two hours of my life back. Don't even get me started on all the things wrong with that film.

[DaForce]

Ooo...Metuz's sig pic reminded me of a bad movie I rented back in the early 90's...RoboChic. The box made it look like a good satire of Robocop.

Unfortunately, it was like a porn movie that ran out of money, so they couldn't afford to pay the 'actors' to have sex.

I actually had to turn it off at the point when they were installing the laser breast cannons (I shtie (damn censor :p ) you not).

[omicron]

Ha! that reminds me of those crappy Misty Mundae movies they show late night on HBO and Skinemax like The Girl Who Shagged Me (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0438060/), Play-Mate of the Apes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296148/), and Spiderbabe (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0350146/).

Not that I watch these movies or anything.....reallly....what are you looking at me like that for??

Omicron :o

[DaForce]

Just keep both hands on the keyboard there, pardner.

[Car54]

Car54, where are you?

:D


Yes?
*rolls over in bed*

You're looking for me?

[Cncrman]

That is the funniest thing I have read all day. Thank you Car54! :)

[Car54]

Happy to help.
He just hates it when I try to leave without talking afterwards.

[DarkJedi]

See what happpens I care enough to ask your whereabouts?


Pffft.

[KingVoyeur]

Geez, I hope he was courteous enough to leave the money where you could find it.

[EasterEgg]

Scarecrow (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0341564/) has got to be the worst movie I've ever seen... so far, that is -- I yet have to see 'American Pie 4' ;-)

It's good to be back, btw...

[Rael]

One of the worst that comes to mind for me was Cold Creek Manor. Man, when you constantly laugh at a movie that is supposed to be scary, it is not a goos thing. I know there are worst, but that one just popped in my head for some reason.

[sippiecup]

JOE VS. THE VOLCANO

a film version of nytol

[Bill_the_Pony]

Showgirls.

Hideously, watchably bad.

[omicron]

RE: sippiecup
JvV was a pretty good movie, and had Meg Ryan at her cutest. "wherever we go, whatever we do, promise me you'll bring this luggage!"

RE: Bill
Showgirls best asset, rampant nudity, was probably lost on you though, Bill :D

omicron

[Rael]

Yeah. Nudity is always a redeeming factor.

[Metuzalem]

We used to play a game similar to this a few years back, but instead of thinking of the worst film ever, we tried to come up with the worst film ever. It was normally video game to film conversions, that was a personal favourite.

When the mole people attack and the Earth's crust starts to sink, only one man can save the planet. Jackie Chan stars in Manic Miner: The Movie . Also starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

[MPG]

When someone says "Worst Movie Ever" there are two movies that immediately come to my mind:
Batman & Robin
The Core

Sure, they may not really be the worst movies ever from an objective point of view, but if you look at the IMDB bottom 100, I think it's clear that the people who made most of those movies knew exactly that they weren't producing great masterpieces. However, what makes a movie really bad in my opinion is when people were actually seriously trying to make a good movie and failed utterly, providing mind-numblingly stupid trash as the two movies I mentioned above.

I mean, "Batman & Robin" was directed by Joel Schumacher ("Phone Booth"), the screenplay was written by Akiva Goldsman ("A Beautiful Mind") and it stars George Clooney, Uma Thurman and Arnold Schwarzenegger. The budget was supposedly $125M! These people should have been able to produce something at least remotely watcheable, but they didn't. Every idiot can make a bad movie, but if people who should know better do it, now that's bad movie-making at its worst.

The situation with "The Core" is a bit different. The cast and crew aren't exactly the cream of the crop (ok, there is an Oscar-winner among the cast) so one shouldn't expect too much in any case. What makes this movie really bad is its history: At some point before the movie was released, someone at Ain't-It-Cool-News reviewed the screenplay and basically ripped it to pieces, stating that the science behind the movie is total nonsense. At that point, the screenwriter could have cut his losses and said "Look, it's popcorn cinema, not a Shakespearean play. Sit back and enjoy!" but instead, he chose to write a rebuttal for AICN, where he claimed that the science was well-researched and made perfect sense. Of course, that is total BS (they even wrote an article about the movie on www.badastronomy.com (http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/movies/thecore_review.html)). This is what made the movie really bad in my eyes - that the people who made it just weren't capable of admitting that they made a movie purely for entertainment and not as a basis for someone's PhD thesis. :D

[Rael]

I think we have all forgotten the king of truly bad movies. A movie so bad, it is fun to watch, and made by a man who thought it was a masterpiece. That's right; you know, you love it, you hate it; Plan Nine from Outer Space.

[KingVoyeur]

I've got one - Band of the Hand (1986). Story makes no sense at all. Group of delinquents are sent to a survival camp in the middle of the Florida swamps, where're they're mentored by a pro-peace Indian. When he feels they're ready, they move into a rundown building in the middle a gang-infested area in the city. He continues to mentor them in the ways of peace, and they're all about it, but when he's killed by a local ganglord (Laurence Fishburne!), the kids decide to go Rambo on the ganglord's drug smuggling HQ, killing everyone inside and blowing the place up, a complete 180 from what the rest of the movie was focused on. Also starring Lauren Holly (!) and John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig and the Angry Inch). Basically think Lord of the Flies meets Miami Vice, except about 100 times worse. On top of that, it's directed by Phillip Michael Glaser, the originally Starsky from TV's Starsky and Hutch!

[SinisterPryde]

Oh wait, there's that early 80's stinker "Hangmen". My mom bought this bargain bin DVD because it had Sandra Bullock pasted on the cover. This movie was so barely watchable that I couldn't focus on anything long enough except to say that some kids dad gets killed for some reason. The kid, who's at college, is then the target of rogue CIA guys who want something from him (don't remember what). This kid then runs into all of dad's old army buddies who vow to protect him. From that point on, all kinds of well-trained soldiers are killed on both sides while college kid somehow survives and gets the best of them in the end.

[Jakester]

Moop, B&R made me want to become a film terrorist. I wanted to destroy every copy of that film. Ugh.

The Core -- I can't believe I rented that piece of shit. The science sucked so bad, it went from laughable to cringe worthy. And some of those deaths were simply pointless. Why is character x going to die? So that the audience will feel some emotion (didn't work). Ugh. I hated that movie.

[KingVoyeur]

Oooh, how about Never Too Young To Die (1986) starring John Stamos and Gene Simmons as an over-the-top drag queen supervillain(ess?)? Stamos plays Lance Stargrove, a college student whose dad (played by George Lazenby, no less) is a spy who gets killed by Velvet Von Ragner (Simmons, using nothing more than his (her?) very long and sharp fingernail). Stargrove Jr. decides to find out what happened to dear old dad and take over for him and defeat evil Von Ragner. They showed this film for free at the local indie-house and I went with a group of friends just to see what it was. The movie is dead-serious, but it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen! Also, look for a non-Freddy Robert Englund in a bit part as Von Ragner's henchman.

[Quasar]

Oooh, how about Never Too Young To Die (1986) starring John Stamos and Gene Simmons as an over-the-top drag queen supervillain(ess?)? Stamos plays Lance Stargrove, a college student whose dad (played by George Lazenby, no less) is a spy who gets killed by Velvet Von Ragner (Simmons, using nothing more than his (her?) very long and sharp fingernail). Stargrove Jr. decides to find out what happened to dear old dad and take over for him and defeat evil Von Ragner. They showed this film for free at the local indie-house and I went with a group of friends just to see what it was. The movie is dead-serious, but it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen! Also, look for a non-Freddy Robert Englund in a bit part as Von Ragner's henchman.

Poor Gene Simmons. His movie career never took off, and KISS' music suffered during his pursuit of his acting career.

[fastcar]

Poor Gene Simmons. His movie career never took off, and KISS' music suffered during his pursuit of his acting career.


Speaking of, KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, Runaway, anyone?

[KingVoyeur]

Speaking of, KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, Runaway, anyone?

And what about KISS Save Santa?

[Mobile Vulgus]

First of all EVERY movie Adam Sandler made has been utter dreck. Ditto that for every movie that Ben Stiller has been in.

But THE worst movie I ever saw was Rosanne Barr's movie, "She-devil".

GAAAA, what CRAP!

[MulderLestatBlk]

Manos: The Hands of Fate...

I Take Care Of The Place While The Master Is Away...

[syphon2006]

She Devil
Battlefield Earth
The League of Extraordinary Gentleman

and the worst movie of all time...

Alone In The Dark

The movie has no point at all to it. I go to the movies for $2 (A great bargain). I saw the ads for this film, and figured heck Tara Reid in a horror movie might be worth seeing either for the nudity or her getting killed. Unfortunately neither happend, and when the movie ended, I gave serious thought to asking for my money back. That was a waste of two hours...

[jayce78]

Robocop III anyone . . .

Needless to say I was ashamed of myself & had to walk out of that puppy back in '93'. . . .


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[SinisterPryde]

Oh, and let's not forget Judge Dredd and Howard the Duck. It seems to me that when VHS died, they should have let some really bad movies die with it.

[jayce78]

I 2nd that motion sir!

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[Intelligent_Design]

Van Helsing Or The Cave

[jayce78]

Lets not forget this jem of modern theater. . .

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[Nu Soard Graphite]

Hey! I liked Playmate of the Apes!

[Nu Soard Graphite]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the worst movie of all time yet.

A movie so horrid, that it has been stricken from the anals of movie history. No one speaks of it...to do so is to risk eternal banishment for reminding people of the most horrifying 2 hours of their acursed lives.

Highlander 2: The Sickening.

Oh the horror.

[jayce78]

Oh My Sweat Savior in the morning!!!!! Yes , Yes , & YES!!!!

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They tried to dress it up in the new Special edition , but you can't make a tird that big smell any better!

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[jayce78]

Karate Kid III . . .



I just don't like this film! Especially since the 1st two were so 80's great!!!

They really went backwards with this little stinker(LOL)


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[KingVoyeur]

Ok, I just watched "Jack Frost" on my On Demand (the serial killer turned killer snowman pic, not the Michael Keaton film), and it was an interesting mix. The first 3/4 of the movie are just downright God-awful (btw, how can something be God-awful? Isn't that an oxy-moron? Shouldn't it be Satan-awful or something? But I digress.). But when they get to the last quarter of the movie, it's like the cast and crew went "hey, we're making a POS film, lets just have fun with it!" And they do. This weird "Evil Dead" humor comes out of nowhere and I actually chuckled a couple of times. The credits are kind of funny too with weird quotes and trivia questions about the film. I know there's a sequel, so maybe they keep that crazy humor up.

And on a side-note for all you dirty minds out there (you know who you are), look for Shannon Elizabeth (her first movie) getting raped and murdered by a giant snowman in the shower. That sounds weird enough to check out, doesn't it?

[Penfold]

Three words.

Master Of Disguise.

*shudder*

[sickness]

Worst movie ever? Pretty much any Dana Carvey movie after Wayne's World 2.

[jayce78]

Star Trek : Nemisis

[sickness]

Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

In a so-bad-it's-funny kind of way.

[jayce78]

Deep blue sea


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[fastcar]

Ishtar


The Allnighter


Waterworld

[KingVoyeur]

I've only seen the Renegade version of Highlander 2. Is it really better than the first one?

[KingVoyeur]

Well apparently the Renegade version cleaned up a lot of the mess from the original. They cut out all the "alien" crap, and some re-editing cut out some of the rest of the crap. I'll hafta watch both versions to see exactly what they did.

[TrekSucksHard]

Oh, there's plenty of crap movies out there:

On the Line- (It would have been better for those N'Syncers to go out into space and never come back)

Dream a Little Dream- (Two Coreys are not enough for this planet)

Freddy Got Fingered- (Daddy would you like some sausage?)

Cool As Ice- (Vanilla Ice's one chance for immortality- he failed)

Hercules in New York- (Arnold is dubbed)

[Bark]

I find great enjoyment watching "Freddy Got Fingered" and "Hercules in New York". They have great "Beverly Hills Ninja Effect". I own the DVD to Hercules. It comes with two audio tracks, Arnold's voice and the dubbed voice. When I watch it, I always watch the dubbed voice. :D

(The Beverly Hills Ninja Effect goes back to high school. On one rainy day, my friend and I stayed inside. The PPV channel that replayed one movie all day was coming in clear from some glitch, a button was pushed or something. This was before digital cable and On Demand. We watched it . . . all day. The first time, "Beverly Hills Ninja" was stupid to us, but after six hours, it grew on us. Now, it's immortal. :D )

[sickness]

V for Vendetta, Constantine and Dodgeball made your bad list??!

Booooooooooo!!!! :D Ah well. They're not for everyone, I suppose.

[jwesty]

I'm surprised to find out lately that a lot of people weren't pleased with Constantine... I thought it was a pretty good film. Of course, I had no expectations going into the film as I never read the comic book. Still though, it made $229.5 worldwide... I wouldn't mind if they made a sequel as they could include...

Spoiler



...shea le beouf as an angel

[jwesty]

sorry... i tried to do the spoiler thing but it didnt' work. any help out there to point out what i did wrong?

[sickness]

As I said I knew that some people liked some of the movies I mentioned. I could tell you why I didn't like those movies but I think it comes down to taste especially with V for Vendetta. A well acted movie which I just didn't care for much.

I was just messin' with ya, man. No worries. There are movies out there that it seems like people pray to and I just go "huh?" To each his own.

[omicron]

I know this is going to get me slammed, but I HATE Napoleon Dynamite. I watched cause I was at some girl's house, but you couldn't get me to watch it again if you paid me money and promised me free beer and blowjobs during it. :rolleyes:

Omi

[jwesty]

eldarion... i tried it but it didn't work does HTML need to be on as I noticed in the bottom left corner that it's turned off

[sickness]

Go back and take the space out and it'll work, J.

One thing I want to say about Constantine (among many) is that Peter Stormare absolutely rocked in the 5 minutes he was on-screen.

[jwesty]

thanks man... i now realize why he said to take the space out... duh! thanks guys.

[jwesty]

he's the guy who is doing the Volvo commercials, right? I like him too, he was great in Armegeddon.

[jwesty]

I know this is going to get me slammed, but I HATE Napoleon Dynamite. I watched cause I was at some girl's house, but you couldn't get me to watch it again if you paid me money and promised me free beer and blowjobs during it. :rolleyes:

Omi
not even for blowjobs? man, you must really have hated it. it's tough movie to watch because it seems like it is just aimless. i guess i shouldn't say 'seems' because it actually is.

[sickness]

Yeah... actually it's Volkswagen but "Unpimp Your Auto" has got to be the funniest car commercial series I've ever seen. That's him. He was pretty funny in his 5 minutes of Armageddon, too. I hate that movie but he's always enjoyable. The movie was less excruciating for the time he was in it so I'm glad he was there.

[sickness]

not even for blowjobs? man, you must really have hated it. it's tough movie to watch because it seems like it is just aimless. i guess i shouldn't say 'seems' because it actually is.

That or he must really hate blowjobs.

[jwesty]

either that or the girls givin' it don't know what they're doing...

...less teeth, damn you!!!

[omicron]

Ok, maybe I over-emphasized my hatred. :lol: But I definitely wouldn't watch it for beer and money, though.

Omi

[jwesty]

glad to hear that you're not totally insane. when i was writing my comment, I was reminded of Andy Dick's appearance in Old School... funny as hell!!!

[syphon2006]

I agree with Omicron on Napolean Dynamite, except for the blowjobs, i think then i could put up with the movie....:D

[4Zero]

Boogyman.....HORRIBLE...I lost a part of me that day.

CRAP!

http://www.jimlilly.com/theproject
http://www.jimlilly.com

[mlauzon]

Ooo...Metuz's sig pic reminded me of a bad movie I rented back in the early 90's...RoboChic. The box made it look like a good satire of Robocop.

Unfortunately, it was like a porn movie that ran out of money, so they couldn't afford to pay the 'actors' to have sex.

I actually had to turn it off at the point when they were installing the laser breast cannons (I shtie (damn censor :p ) you not).


Cyber-C.H.I.C. (aka Robo-Chic (1989); http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098211/), is this the movie you're talking about?

[mlauzon]

Worst TV Show(s) Ever...?:

http://messageboard.cinescape.com/cinescape/forums/showthread.php?p=16128#post16128

[jayce78]

Elderon , your a cool guy and all. . . .

And I like ya but your bad list needs a little work there mate. . .

There's some films in there that are decent , were talkin about the worst films ever brother . . . .


Like a film so terribly great it's in a catagory all it's own . . . .


Ladies & Gentlemen (If there are any I bring you) -

















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Rock on!! If you Dare!

[sickness]

Dude, Airheads is absolutely my most favorite slacker movie and I say that proudly.

[thedoctorrr]

Leave Airheads alone. I thought it was great.
A truly godawful film though is Basic Instinct. I loathe that film in ways too numerous to relate here.

[DaForce]

Cyber-C.H.I.C. (aka Robo-Chic (1989); http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098211/), is this the movie you're talking about?

Looks like that's the one......I tried to forget the travesty entirely.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

I can't even begin to guess at what the "worst" movie of all time is, but I can guarantee you this: It was probably directed by "Alan Smithee."

:)

[jwesty]

I can't even begin to guess at what the "worst" movie of all time is, but I can guarantee you this: It was probably directed by "Alan Smithee."

:)
how true, how true

[jayce78]

Dude, Airheads is absolutely my most favorite slacker movie and I say that proudly.



It's so bad it's good!!

[omicron]

"Ok who would win in a fight between Lemmy and God?"
"Um, Lemmy?"
"Wrong, trick question! Lemmy is God!"

omi

[fastcar]

One Night in Paris.

[kah]

Far and Away. I'll never get those 6 hours of my life back. Wait, it was only 3? It seemed like an eternity.

The Horse Whisperer. Holy crap, was this the most painful movie to watch ever? I vote yes.

[sickness]

Some dude named Rick Solomon. The joke is that he was in Paris (Hilton, that is).

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

Ok, I finally recall a film that, at least for me, is about the most hideous abomination I can think of: "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." After about 10 minutes of their inanity, I wanted everyone in the film to just freaking die.

[syphon2006]

I saw a movie today and last night that earn respect in this catagory...

Feardotcom- what a crapfest!
Sharkboy and lavagirl- I would like to know what they were on when they made this...

[DaForce]

I saw a movie today and last night that earn respect in this catagory...

Feardotcom- what a crapfest!
Sharkboy and lavagirl- I would like to know what they were on when they made this...


Sharkboy and Lavagirl was conceived of by Robert Rodriguez's son (who happened to be around 10 or 11 at the time). It was a movie made by the entire Rodriguez family.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

Sharkboy and Lavagirl was conceived of by Robert Rodriguez's son (who happened to be around 10 or 11 at the time). It was a movie made by the entire Rodriguez family.

Yes, it was literally a "family" film. As you watch it you can plainly see the childish logic manifest itself. It isn't a good film, but you have to tip your hat to the the kid's (Racer Rodriguez) imagination.

[dvdemon78]

Here we go.... Worst film ever.. If you can imagine the most annoying sound in the world (and Im not talking about Jim Carrey in DumB & Dumber), or worst acting skills, then might be thinking about Kathy Ireland in........


ALIEN FROM L. A.

[dvdemon78]

accually, any film rehashed or dug up by Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a list topper.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Everyone, through the gift of youtube.com, now we can all enjoy the 1977 theatrical trailer for Exorcist II: the Heretic. It's wacky. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY0bsaDpYpY)

:eek:

[Meathead]

My vote is still for Howard The Duck...

[Kokushin]

I think that Wing Commander is the worst movie I've ever seen.

[Woodwraith]

There are a few films I need to add to this list. Starting with an older film...

Hawk the Slayer

Paint Your Wagon

Dukes of Hazard

Eragon

[Nostromo]

Ishtar. :shakehead: N

[KingVoyeur]

Zombie Nation

My friend actually paid to rent this, not knowing how bad it is. The title makes it sound like some massive zombie invasion or something. In actuality, it's just 3 or 4 zombie women who were murdered by a psycho cop who have come back. They look like zombies out of an Ed Wood movie, and the film quality is about the same (the fact that the women talk and are completely aware while undead doesn't help either). Didn't even bother finishing the movie, it was too painful to watch. Stay far away from this movie lest your brain liquify in your skull!

[Gentlemen Death]

I'm not surprised at the Batman and Robin movie, that is for me ONE of the worst movies ever assembled.
I could come up with alot of movies I think are horrible but I want to be fair and think of one that really deserves this title. Ill list a few:

1)Buffy the Vampire SLayer-This movie made me want to stop watching vampire movies all together. It was slapsticky and had nothing going for it. Pee Wee as a vampire....i was in hysterics by that point.

2)Pirates of the Carribean 2- All i have to say is that this movie was horrible and the only thing stopping me from walking out of the theatre was the fact that i had to pay for my girlfriend and I to go and see it, that is money i can not get back. And yes, i truly hold it up there as ONE of the worst movies ever made.

Like i said, im sure i could come up with a couple more like romactic comedies with ben stiller or horrible acting movies that have jennifer lopez in it( U-Turn was her best movie) but the two up there make me upset that i ever had to watch them.

Death To Them ALL!!!

[TrixieB]

Ishtar. :shakehead: N

I agree with this one and I'll add Bolero. Yes, you get to see Bo Derek practically naked, but OH MY GOD, what a horrible piece of crap.

[Lavoruis]

Sublime "worst movie" i seen in a long time.
long drawn out , mess.
this movie was awful weird,had not point?
kinda rip off of Jacobs Ladder.

[kah]

Did we mention Showgirls yet?

[KingVoyeur]

I think that's just a given.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Here's my worst movie Trump Card! :cool:

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THE APPLE (1980)

Written, produced and directed Menahem Golan ( :eek: ), for Cannon Films (in partnership with his cousin Yoram Globus)

From Amazon.com:

Plot Outline:

Musical set in the 'future', e.g. 1994. A young couple enters the world of the music industry, but also the world of drugs.


Plot Synopsis:
Alphie and Bibi, two sweet, naive youths from Moose Jaw, Canada, have come to America to compete in the 1994 Worldvision Song Festival. Although the pair have talent, they are beaten out by the underhanded tactics of the festival favorites, another duo with the backing of BIM: Boogalow International Music, and its leader, Mr. Boogalow. Though crestfallen by their loss, Bibi and Alphie are soon delighted to hear the Mr. Boogalow has taken an interest in their music and wants to sign them to his label. All is looking up for the two until they begin to discover the dark underside of the rock and roll world.

That's about as clear a description of the thing that you're going to get. :rolleyes:

I remember seeing the trailer in a theater back in 1980...even then, the movie came and went in the blinkl of an eye, but now it's on DVD for you to savor its 2:35 - 1 anamorphic glory! The gaudiest, trashiest, most off-key and out-of-step musical ever made.

You have to see this monstrosity to believe it. It literally makes Showgirls look like high art. :eek:

Utterly unbeatable in its badness, you must see it to believe it.....You'll need to pick your jaw up off the floor.

YouTube links.....


The trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BY9cvgrP1c)

A musical number (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tewQ5GTCXO4) :eek: "SPEED! SPEED! SPEEEEEEEEEED!"

An even WORSE musical Number!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfHV09yn2dg)

I beg of you to watch these. I can't enjoy this badness alone....:OhWell:

Go NOW, to see what prompted one user at another message board to describe it "Like Rip Taylor's Hallucinogenic Mushroom Binge!" :Mwahaha:

[neglet]

Oh, my. That's ... well, it's ... um ... indescribable. The songs alone were enough to induce vomiting, never mind the bad acting. Thanks for sharing.

[Gentlemen Death]

The Apple takes your soul! This is going to be one of my fav lines now.

WTF! This is something. I could not stop laughing my ass off, thank you man, thank you for this. I almost crapped my pants!

It is like the creator was not only gay, not only did he love flash gordon, but also that he was trippin on some BAD acid. How did this get made? No honestly, i would like to know? And they wonder why disco is dead!

[SinisterPryde]

The best part is that this somehow ends up on DVD while numerous other, more deserving films, are still sitting in vaults. There is no justice in the world....*sigh*

Do not take The Apple! Not all knowledge is good!

[Kaeos]

I think this topic bears revisiting. There has been such a massive crop of....crap films in the past 2 years that have sucked royal and we'd like to explore them with you on the show.

So, what is the worst movie ever made? For that matter, what is your list of the worst ones contain? Is there one so bad you want to cleanse your eyes with bleach, but not so bad as the one that made you seek therapy?

Here's a list of the worst, complied from "worst" lists all over the web, just to give you some material to work with, if I missed something, of course let me know. So how about it? What's your pick? What's your list? What Is The Worst Movie Ever Made?

Howard the duck 1986
Catwoman 2004
Alone in the dark 2005
Battlefield Earth 2000
Gigli 2003
Glitter 2001
Stop or My Mom will Shoot 1992
Freddie Got Fingered 2001
The Adventures of Pluto Nash 2002
Kazzam 1996
Son of the Mask 2005
Daddy Day Camp 2007
Jaws: The Revenge 1987
Caddyshack II 1988
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo 2003
Batman and Robin 1997
Basic Instinct 2
Speed 2 Cruise Control 1997
How She Move 2007
Deep Core 2000
Dumb and Dumberer 2003
Norbit 2007
White Chicks 2004
Charlies Angels 2001
Inspector Gadget 1999
Street Fighter 1994
Are we there yet? 2006
The Marine 2006
Wild Wild West 1999
Godzilla 1998
The Postman 1997
Anaconda 1997
Snakes on a Plane 2006
Deck the Halls 2006
Dracula 2000
Blues Brothers 2000
Toys 1992
The Animal 2001
Triple X 2003
You Got Served 2004
D-War 2007
The Break-Up 2006
Shallow Hal 2001
Superman 4 1986
Little Nicki 2000
The Ninth Gate 1999
Me Myself and Irene 2000
The Next Karate Kid 1994
Look Whos Talking 1989
Lost In Space 1998
Cobra 1986
Fun with Dick and Jane 2005
Monster In Law 2005
Moulin Rouge 2001
Vampire in Brooklyn 1995
House Party 1990
Galaxy Quest 1999
The Last Action Hero 1993
The Waterboy 1998
Daredevil 2003

[Penfold]

You missed Master Of Disguise.

[neglet]

Was "Spy Kids 3" on that list? Because while the first two were fairly clever, the third one was like watching a loud, annoying video game that someone else was playing.

[mckracken]

Kaeos, i only own two (I own Daredevil)of the movies on your list, but a few more Uwe boll movies like house of the Dead and In the Name of the King should have made the list.
also Miss Congeniality 1 & 2 but then i'd own more than the one.

also I always assumed Snakes on a Plane and Galaxy Quest were decent flicks?

oh yeah, you have to add Ghost Dad and Leonard 6 two Bill Cosby flicks that were horrible right up there with Pluto Nash. What about Star Trek 5 thats right up there with Howard the Duck

also Judge Dredd and Over the Top were very bad stallone flicks.

[mckracken]

oh Bill... the apple is stalking YOU!
official trailer on youtube!
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incidentally, Mania is telling me to refresh the page and log in WHILE IM LOGGED IN before I can post!

oh... GRACE JONES in...VAMP!
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[kah]

Half of those movies are BAD, but they don't deserve to be on that list.

Epic Movie, however, filled me with self-loathing, and therefore belongs on the list.

[Jakester]

What I really liked from K-Dawg's list:
Galaxy Quest - that was hysterical!
Snakes on a Plane - more clever than I expected, but I wasn't expecting more than muthafuckin' snakes on a muthafuckin' plane.

What didn't completely suck for me:
Last Action Hero - has problems, but I get what they were going for
The Ninth Gate - pretty creepy overall. Pretty low-key, but I liked it.
Lost in Space - not great, but wasn't horrible. Heather Graham is yummy
Dracula 2000 - Naked Vitamin-C made it marginally watchable.

What I saw that sucked ass:
D-War - What the hell?! better than expected F/X couldn't save this horrible story.
Batman and Robin - still makes me cry.
i]Daredevil[/i] - The R-rated cut was a bit better, but it still wasn't very good.

[omicron]

yeah, I can't believe Galaxy Quest is considered a bad movie. Maybe it's just my Star Trek/Star Wars geekiness that is coloring my view.

My personal worst movie, and I know it's an unpopular view, but I HATED Napoleon Dynamite. I watched at a friend's house and spent most of the time getting really drunk instead.

[Woodwraith]

More movies to add to Kaos' list
Eragon
RV
10000BC

[Gentlemen Death]

Here some as well:

Hot Rod
AVP: Requim
Mortal Kombat II

[Bill_the_Pony]

Scary Movie, Epic Movie, etc, ad nauseum. They all follow the "kitchen sink" method of movie making made famous by AIRPLANE!.....

It's pretty much the same as all the crap slashers that came after Halloween. ALL crap. Imitators, and poor ones at that.

I have that same feeling of loathing for those movies, but also for people that go see them.....:mad:

But in a loving, Buddhist sort of way. :p

[kah]

I didn't go see it. I bought it for 2 dollars at a movie rental store.

At least I didn't spend 4 to rent it. :yuck: