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Bill_the_Pony
06-30-2006, 07:27 AM
Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced (http://www.click2houston.com/news/9447058/detail.html)


:eek:

Trazalca
06-30-2006, 07:40 AM
I'm sorry. But that story sounds a bit half-baked to me.

KingVoyeur
06-30-2006, 07:45 AM
Just goes to prove that when you're high you don't know where your head's at.

southpaw
06-30-2006, 07:53 AM
That seems like alot of work just to get something to smoke out of.....hasn't this kid ever heard of a headshop?

Jakester
06-30-2006, 07:54 AM
This conversation is going to come to a head quickly.

sickness
06-30-2006, 07:58 AM
When pot is present, it's not a time to lose one's head.

Trazalca
06-30-2006, 08:18 AM
And all because he was bored stiff.

neglet
06-30-2006, 08:35 AM
Thank God he didn't have the munchies when he went to the graveyard. :eek:

DaForce
06-30-2006, 08:43 AM
Well, they always say that two heads are better than one.



Btw, do you think that when he told the court that he needed help that he was just blowing smoke?



Or maybe he was just messing with their heads.

Kaeos
06-30-2006, 09:35 AM
Good christ the jokes on this board are as dead as that guy's bong.....

:rolleyes:

Nostromo
06-30-2006, 11:00 AM
Indeed. A grave situation. N:D

Senormac
06-30-2006, 04:03 PM
What I find frightening is the question of where a kid comes up with an idea like that. Thats pretty sick. How many moral and even common sense barriers did he have to break down in his mind and or heart before he actually decided to carry out this plan.

I don't believe the blame can be laid at the feet of ....."the evil weed" :D :D :D .....this kid has some issues.

Bill .....!!! Where do you come up with these freaky stories...... dude what are you reading?

Kaeos
06-30-2006, 04:06 PM
Hey Senor! How you been brother?:wink:

Senormac
06-30-2006, 04:12 PM
Its been a rough go lately, but I seem to have come through it all none the worse and am now starting to feel a little more normal (whatever that is) . Almost lost my son to "botulism poisoning" recently and when it was all over.....I just kinda dropped out of alot of internet activities. Thanks for askin bro.....I'm doing ok. Glad to see you are still here.....and most of the old regulars.....:)

sickness
06-30-2006, 04:23 PM
What I find frightening is the question of where a kid comes up with an idea like that. Thats pretty sick. How many moral and even common sense barriers did he have to break down in his mind and or heart before he actually decided to carry out this plan.

I don't believe the blame can be laid at the feet of ....."the evil weed" :D :D :D .....this kid has some issues.

Bill .....!!! Where do you come up with these freaky stories...... dude what are you reading?
Agreed, Senor. That kid is 10 kinds of sick.

I'm glad to see you back, man. Everytime someone disappears it gets a little less interesting around here. But real life has to come first for anyone so no prob. Glad to hear that everything ended up alright.

DaForce
06-30-2006, 05:36 PM
What do you expect from a..........pothead.





:D

Senormac
06-30-2006, 06:21 PM
uh....daforce....your creepin me out....with that pic ......and your 666th post......*shiver*


heh heh....just kiddin dude !!!:D

Sgt. Awesome
07-01-2006, 12:00 AM
Wow... that story has some pretty heady content. Skull bongs... someone could make a can a bisness selling those.

kah
07-01-2006, 06:12 AM
I think someone must've slipped some acid into that guy's pot. No pothead is going to go to that much trouble to make a bong, when they can make one out of an empty 2 litre bottle and a bucket of water. I mean, really, would that really even work?

That boy really needs to start using his head more often.

southpaw
07-01-2006, 06:52 AM
Why use his head when he can use someone elses?

Senormac
07-01-2006, 05:59 PM
I No pothead is going to go to that much trouble to make a bong, when they can make one out of an empty 2 litre bottle and a bucket of water. I mean, really, would that really even work?

Good point kah.....or even just a paper towel center with some foil for the bowl and scotch tape to seal the edges......oh, wait thats not a bong....thats a pipe....uh, sorry , heh heh.....I forgot what we were talking about here :D

Sgt. Awesome
07-01-2006, 11:16 PM
I had a friend make a pipe out of an avacado. That was CRAZY! An AVACADO!

He then proceded to use it in Math... and get suspended for a month.

Yeah...


He was smart enough to get a head start on summer school...

sickness
07-02-2006, 08:09 AM
Hmmm... seems like Mac has a bit of experience with this kind of thing... :D

Kaeos
07-02-2006, 01:18 PM
oh, wait thats not a bong....thats a pipe....uh, sorry , heh heh.....I forgot what we were talking about here :D


:ohwell:

Dude, my whole image of you is shattered.

:dunno:


:D

padawan66
07-02-2006, 03:12 PM
OK I have got to say something true stoners don't think of stupid crazy stuff like this kid. First of all Weed isn't working for this kid's issues not only that Parents now days don't spent time talking or hanging out with their kids, soo
Kids do stupid shit cause they don't know what they are doing or they are bored like this stupid phsyco.

I think true stoners would agree with me their.

And yes I too am a true stoner and I would back up weed all the way.


LIKE THE OLD SAYING A SPLIFF A DAY KEEPS THE BLUES AWAY.

Senormac
07-02-2006, 06:03 PM
Dude, my whole image of you is shattered.

LOL.......don't let my sense of humor shake you Kaeos. I lived through the 70's......and the 60's too!! My road hasn't always been enlightened by the Spirit of Christ. :)

Sgt. Awesome
07-02-2006, 09:51 PM
I have a friend who has biblical proof that Jesus smoked pot and that God created pot for men to smoke.

kah
07-03-2006, 05:39 AM
I haven't indulged in a long, long time, but really, you don't need much to smoke pot. I've made pipes out of aluminum foil, an empty soda can, a pen cap, an apple, you name it. I felt like MacGyver. However, if it ever came to the point where I needed to cut a dead guy's head off to get high, that would've done it for me.

Pot was just an excuse for this kid. I'm sure he had no real intention of using the head for a bong. He just wanted to act out what the voices in his head were telling him.

sickness
07-03-2006, 08:45 AM
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

southpaw
07-03-2006, 08:54 AM
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!





This was the first thing I thought of when I first read this thread. Good stuff.