Joan Rivers says "Woof."

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From IMDB.com-
Rivers: 'I Ate Dog In China'
25 January 2009 10:58 PM, PST

Dog-lover Joan Rivers is suffering nightmares after fearing she ate man's best friend in China.
The comedienne took her first trip to the country last year as part of a charity project, and is convinced one mystery meat she ate on a night out was dog.
She says, "You say to them, 'Is this dog? Just tell me,' and they say, 'No, no, no...' (but) I know I ate dog.
"I love dogs; I have three rescue dogs - you hate to eat what you love."

Hey. What can I say? You are what you eat....

[Jakester]

Jesus. Nightmares? Bitch, please.
When she dies, there will be no need to embalm her.

[Skiv]

Skiv says "meow!"

[Woodwraith]

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese,
Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain,
but that's not chicken in your chicken chow
mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
But Garfield's on my fork,
He's purrin here on my fork...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
The place that I eat everyday at noon,
They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys,
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more,
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store,
I said not today,
I lost my apettite,
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight,
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two,
When I swear I heard it mew, boy,
And that is when I knew...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon,
They say that it's beef or fish or pork,
But it's purrin there on my fork,
There's a hairball on my fork.