Who's there? The User Above You, Part 2

[neglet]

Since Traz and sheer length almost killed the last one, here's our favorite game: The User above you!

[neglet]

^^ started this thread for fun, it had nothing to do with padding her post count.

[jayce78]

^ Avatar has been known to make people's eye's bleed . . . .

[Trazalca]

^^^Avatar suggests a severe inclination for falling off coconut trees. CHICKA CHICKA BOOM BOOM!

[Cncrman]

^^His avatar has the cool new Sony Lip-Discman.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^^His avatar has the cool new Sony Lip-Discman.

^took two hours to think of that^

[Kaeos]

>>Is a world until his own (base don his avatar, anyway:D )

[jayce78]

^ Is looking for a fight & ready to party!

[Nostromo]

^ The way we were.

[Trazalca]

^^^ Bleeds 2% milk.

[southpaw]

^85% of his "oral trickery" is illegal in most states.

[jayce78]

^ Doesn't know how that so turns me on right now!!!

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/465/kj3hz.png (http://imageshack.us)

[southpaw]

^^President of the Traz Fan Club.

[jayce78]

^ Doesn't know that I don't know what the hell that means but secretly I long to know! You know?

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3090/wer34vc.png (http://imageshack.us)

[southpaw]

^ is under the impression that I don't know very much.

[Nostromo]

^^^ Bleeds 2% milk.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Very good! A synthetic person fan I can tell. :wink: N

[Nostromo]

Sorry - I broke the chain. Restablishing now with southpaw. ^

11pm sock drawer curfew. :wink: N

[jayce78]

^ Doesn't know how much I love Canadians who bleed 2% milk . . . .

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^ Wondering which Stones member will die first.

[southpaw]

^Nerd.

[Sgt. Awesome]

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is wondering when Ed the Sock will die so he can get a promotion.

[jayce78]

^ Thinks he's awsome . . .

[DaForce]

^^ is fairly close to becoming the first person on my iggy list here.

[Senormac]

^^ goes to Comic Con International to scope out the hot chicks dressed up as Councelor Troy

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Dresses up as Councelor Troy in hopes of picking up DaForce

[jayce78]

^ Has a collectors edition poster of Worf in the nude . . . .

[kah]

^ just made me throw up in my mouth a little

[neglet]

^^ knows she can get better traction with kitty litter.

[kah]

^knows this from experience with Michigan winters

[jayce78]

^ Loves the thought of Gollum & Arwen mating . . .

[kah]

^is the second child of that mating (Eldarion is the first) :eek:

[neglet]

^^ is demonstrating remarkable patience.

[neglet]

^^ has stumped the other posters on this board for over two hours!

[neglet]

^^ shouldn't say "stump" when Jakester is around, he's touchy about that.

[neglet]

^^ isn't trying to pad her post count at all.

[neglet]

^^ even though her post count is approaching 1000!

[Kaeos]

>>Doesn't realize she's being watched.....:wink:

[neglet]

^^ thwarted Neglet again. Well, him and that damn 30 second post rule.

[neglet]

^^ Oops! Most likely hurt Jakester's feelings again by saying "30-seconds" and "post" in the same sentence.

[Kaeos]

>>Should realize she can never be thwarted by little ole me.:wink:

[neglet]

^^ Hopes to fly under the radar by being self-deprecating. Well, it won't work this time, I tell you!

[Kaeos]

>>45, 40 , 35, 30 going going going she's in the end zone for the touch down....1000 posts! The Neglets win it! The Neglets win it!!!!!

[Kaeos]

Loves this place.:D

[Senormac]

^ brings chaos to this thread by double posting

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Seems to not have noticed Neget's posts...

[neglet]

^^ Seems to not have noticed the "L" in NEGLET.

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Doesn't reaise that 'L's are overated.

[sickness]

http://www.arete-eci.com/~alanus/jeez.jpg

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Really likes that image

[Trazalca]

^^envies the head of hair on that image.

[Cncrman]

^^Has the ability to rant the hair right off your head

[TrixieB]

^^ doesn't know that that's not where the hair comes off!

[DaForce]

^^ doesn't need the tutorial for nether hair removal :wink:

[southpaw]

^closes his eyes when he talks.

[Outsydr]

^^Puckers his butt when he talks.

[Kaeos]

>>has solved the mystery of "leaks" from this administration.


:ohwell:

(see avatar)

[neglet]

^^ Knows that potty humor works at any age!

[Jakester]

^^loves my potty mouth.

[Outsydr]

^^Looking forward to storing his nuts for the winter.

[neglet]

^^ Has been missed on the new board!

[Trazalca]

^^^ looks forward to old friends she hasn't spanked in a LOOOONG time.

[jayce78]

^ Looking foward too storing nuts with old friends . . .

[Trazalca]

^^ wonders for hours on end how to best store himself.

[neglet]

^^ his preferred storage method is by FLASH ...

FLASHDANCE, that is!

(Paging Boki for a Photoshop image!)

[DaForce]

^^ giver of way too many spankings.






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[Trazalca]

^^^ wants desperately to have the life Brock Samson has.

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^^ wants to have the live of Sampson Simpson ( who doesn't )

[Kaeos]

>>>is still mad he got passed over for a role in Pirates of the Caribbean.

[southpaw]

^has worn the same DX shirt for a month and a half.

[Nostromo]

^ Proximity alert!
N

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^Walks the line . . . . while touching finger to nose and reciting alphabet backwards . . . ^

[Outsydr]

^^Has great difficulty admiting that he has always been desperately jealous of David Marcus, yet actually pumped his fist when the guy took a knife to the gut.

[kah]

^wishes he was an insyder

[DaForce]

^^ likes making dirty puns.










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[jayce78]

^ secretly long's to fing his inner duck again . . .

[omicron]

^^ will need to explain how the hell to 'fing' something. Also needs to lay off the poor IMG tag.

[bigfras81]

http://www.shvoong.com/books/253409-game/

[omicron]

^^ is a brain-dead, piss-ant, ass-hat fucktard who spams message boards. :angry

[neglet]

^^ would eviscerate all spammers if he could ...

... and we love him for it. :D

[neglet]

^^ really, is not trying to pad her post count.

[neglet]

^^ it's not like she's in a hurry, leaving on vacation soon, or anything.

[neglet]

^^ if she were leaving, you'd all miss her.

[neglet]

^^ finally hit 1000 posts!!!!

So now she can shut up with the stupid stuff.

[omicron]

^^ just wanted to join the 4 digit club. Which, coincedentally was started by my old Shop teacher. :lol:

[kah]

^should be glad he made it out of that class with all his digits

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Glad she isn't getting mauled by a bear.

[Nostromo]

^Glad bears aren't armed. :D N

[neglet]

^^ Believes in the right to arm bears. Or bare arms. Or both. :)

[omicron]

^^ probably should read this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0671319590/sr=8-1/qid=1152911533/ref=sr_1_1/103-1431235-4685436?ie=UTF8)

[Kaeos]

^^^Probably read this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omicron)

[Nostromo]

^^^^Probably doesn't know. N

http://starbulletin.com/2006/04/30/news/story09.html

[jayce78]

^ Is one Canadian you must handle with extreme caution , or he will blow!

[Kaeos]

^^^Needs to be extremely cautious with the blow handle

*Get outa' my head Jake!*

[jayce78]

^ loves large belly laughs in the nude . . .

[Kaeos]

^^wonders if sickness can see this...

messin' with your mind dude....

[Nostromo]

^Enjoys an open face Tuna melt with home cut fries, creamy slaw and a frosty beverage. I'm guessing. :wink: :D

[Outsydr]

^^Loves cornbread (even when you knock it out of his hand and warn him to keep away).

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^made the tragic error of learning to run before learning to walk . . . ^

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Learned how to dance before he learned how to crawl.

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Just had his 500th post.


Yeah... that's padding the post count

[Nostromo]

^Likes the number 1,000 even better.

[kah]

^ wishes Sigourney would put on a bra at work

[Nostromo]

^ wishes Sigourney would put on a bra at work

A vicious rumour! We synthetics have feelings too. :wink: :) :D N

Now, back to the thread.

[Nostromo]

^^Believes androids don't dream.

[kah]

^believes androids will one day rule the earth

[kah]

^believes she will hit 1000 posts pretty quick here...

[kah]

^should start padding her post count like Negs did

[kah]

^doesn't think she ever hit 400 at Corona

[kah]

^is baking a cake right now for her son's 1st birthday party this afternoon

[kah]

^can't believe her spawn survived a whole year:wink:

[kah]

^feels really lame right now but has nothing better to do:o

[kah]

^has only 10 more to go

feel free to interrupt anytime.... anybody?

[kah]

^wonders where the hell Jake is when she needs him

[kah]

^Can't believe she just said she needed Jake

[kah]

^must be the heat from the kitchen making her delusional

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^obligatory interruption, to save Kah from herself, if that's possible . . . ^

:)

[Outsydr]

^^Should know that even if he didn't save kah from herself, he DID save Outy from continuing to watch "Uncle Buck" on cable...

[southpaw]

^has Uncle Buck on VHS and can watch it anytime he wants......this version however was released in 1990 and is a porno.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^Has featured role in said film. Don't even ask . . . :) ^

[Nostromo]

^Avoids being planetside, whenever possible.

[jayce78]

^ Crossing his fingers for a Aliens director's cut porno starring david hasselhoff . .

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Is slated to direct

[jayce78]

^ really wants to produce . . .

[jayce78]

^ really like to feel out new talent . . .

[jayce78]

^ has a very comfortale casting couch that he loves to discover new talent . . .

[jayce78]

^ wishes he had talent . . .

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Wishes he had a vodka martini

[Nostromo]

^^^^All of the above prefer to be shaken, then stirred. :D

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Is shaken all over

[jayce78]

^ parts of him shake from time to time . . .

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Does a stirring rendition of "Goldfinger".

[jayce78]

^ sometimes stirs with the wrong crowd . . .

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^^^ really loves the Superman movie a little too much

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Has a thing for men in tights

[kah]

^is trying to hide his own love affair with men in tights

[Nostromo]

^Secretly wants to move to Canada for Tim Hortons Doughnuts.

[Kaeos]

^^^Doesn't realize that Tim Hortons has spread across the Northeast US like a goddam virus. They are even have a factory in my town!
http://www.timhortons.com/en/news/news_archive_2002c.html

[Nostromo]

^Secretly wants to work at the Tim Hortons factory in home town. N

[Kaeos]

^^Is now pondering if American made Doughnuts are better....

[Senormac]

^^ looks for the MADE IN USA stamp before he eats any donut

[Nostromo]

^Never met a hot glaze he didn't like. N

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Has a glazed look in his eye

[Senormac]

^ has a glass eye that looks kinda .....glazy

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Has a stained glass window. Well it was a normal window. The stain was there when I got it, honest.

[Trazalca]

^^^ has a pet rock names Milford, and loves to feed it sunshine to keep it happy.

[jayce78]

^ Has a thing for men in grass skirts . . . .

[Trazalca]

^^^has a thing for men with really really big lips.

[jayce78]

^ Doesn't know I go wild for men who can place intire pottery in their mouth!

[jayce78]

^ Is a strait shooter . . . .

[jayce78]

^ is Tom Cruise secret friend . .

[jayce78]

^ Just took the purple pill . . . .

[jayce78]

^ 'Pleased to meet you , wondered if you guessed my name' . . .

[jayce78]

^ Love Bea Arthur in Tights . . .

[Trazalca]

^^^ loves himself WAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too much.

[jayce78]

^ Loves Rehab . . .

[jayce78]

^^^ loves himself WAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too much.

[sickness]

^^ loves bumping his post count way too much.

[jayce78]

^ Has a higher post count than me . . . .

[Nostromo]

^He digs posts. :wink: N

[jayce78]

^ Seems angry at me . . .

[Nostromo]

^Realized N is going through a Mod Squad phase. :o :wink: :) N

[jayce78]

^ Secretly longs to spamm the 'Harry Potter' boards . . .

[jayce78]

^ Also Secretly longs to spamm the 'Harry Potter' boards . . .

[Senormac]

^ thinks that jaeggermeister is the Rolling Stones manager

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Thinks a Panjerzager is a member of the Rolling Stones

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Spent last night reading "The Tempest" with people from the Harry Potter message boards.

[jayce78]

^ Think it's a trap . . . .

[jayce78]

^ Been rockin & rollin since '78' . . . .

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^ really likes to post about himself, it must be so lonley in Rehab:(

[jayce78]

^ has no idea

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^has "ideas" for sale to those lacking them. New ones are of course more expensive than used ones . . . ^

[jayce78]

^ Longs to mix the Tang . . . . .

[Nostromo]

^Has never missed a Uriah Heep Magician's Birthday Party.

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Got a magician for his last birthday party. Made his wallet dissapear.

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^ Same thing happen to Sgt. only it was a HOOKER, at least he got a nice lil'parting gift from her!!

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Makes a tidy profit pimping out his sister, mother, grandmother, hell, every female member of the family (even the dog).

[DaForce]

^^ has made a few down payments himself. :wink:





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[Jakester]

^^wants to hold my hand.

[kah]

^wants to hold DaF's unmentionable appendage

[DaForce]

^^ didn't find it unmentionable last night.



:eyebrow:


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[Kaeos]

^^Has been unmentionably grumpy this summer :dunno:

[TrixieB]

^^ likes to get a mention whereever he can.

[Kaeos]

^^Has left me somewhat not undestanding?

[Senormac]

^ is toying with the wrath of the SPELLING NAZI.....or Neglet.....or BOTH !!!

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Wants to see some spankings.

[TrixieB]

^^wants to get some spankings!


(Oh, wait... maybe that's me.:wink:)

[omicron]

^^ has a fine selection of chips, dips, chains and whips.

[kah]

^wants to borrow them later when Jake comes over

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Contrary to popular belief doesn't want any part of the procedings.

[Senormac]

^ has been promoted to Major Pretty Good

[omicron]

^^ likes hanging out with short guys who wear red pointy hats and drink microbrews.

[sickness]

^^ Doesn't understand how many cool points that scores The Mac.

[Trazalca]

^^ Likes to score with his mad toupee.

[Nostromo]

^Pottery critic. N

[jayce78]

^ had no idea I was going to post next . . . .

[jayce78]

^ Is a potty mouth who loves to ROCK!!!!!!!!!

[Kaeos]

^^wants to "spend the night together"

[jayce78]

^ Now knows the whole truth of my love for me!!!

[Kaeos]

^^Sees a red door, and wants it painted black. No colors anymore, wants it painted blaaack.

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Talks to himself while riding public transit.

[Kaeos]

^^^Is that guy from the Alein movie right?
No dipshit he's the fish dude from Starwars
He is not, what the hell are you talking about man
don't raise your voice to me...
i'm just saying he's an alien dude
I know that i'm telling you which alien he is
what the hell are you talking about?
Oh just forget it.
Fine, be that way.

[Trazalca]

^^^Dances the mambo in the ballroom of his mind.

[Kaeos]

^^Can fry an egg on his lip on a hot day in the sun

[Senormac]

^ unlike his dad (http://www.kansasoz.com/infowizard.htm) ....turned to the dark side

[Kaeos]

^^:lol: posted a link to a blank white page...:ohwell: hang on, are you sayin my dad is a plain white board?!?!?!:D

[kah]

^worries about his parentage

[kah]

^bored

[kah]

^killing time till the kid's 1 year doc appointment

[kah]

^wonders if they'll tell her why his knees are yellow

[kah]

^wonders where Jake is.... just for attendance.... umm.... riiiight...

[Trazalca]

^^^ hides a perfectly clean pair of pink bunny slippers so as to not have them marred by her baby's vomiting.

[kah]

^must be on crack if he believes I own anything pink

[Kaeos]

^^hee hee....she said pink and crack in the same sentence.

[sickness]

^^ has just cracked a smile on my face and made me squeak out a slight laugh. Huh huh. I just said crack and squeak in the same sentence. :D

[rappites]

Trying to build my posts so I fit in

[Kaeos]

Needs to remeber to post about the person who just posted before her. Not herself. Talking to one's self is our job.:wink:

[rappites]

^ thank you. . .I will go take my meds for my problem

[Kaeos]

^^^:ohwell: Still doesn't get it.

[rappites]

^needs to be patient with newbies. . .

[Kaeos]

^^has fooled us all with her clever ploy to conveniently pad her post count.

[Sgt. Awesome]

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likes girls with extra padding.

[Cuchulainn]

^ Rejected as a member of WCW's Misfits In Action.

[Outsydr]

^^ Accepted as a member of WCW's Misfits In Action. Then rejected, for showing up to meetings wearing a viking helmet, cattle-skin vest, combat boots and an adult diaper filled with peanut butter and canned tuna.

[kah]

^is now the second person to make me throw up in my mouth on here

:ohwell:

[Kaeos]

^^Poster girl for Scope

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Poster-boy for MENSA.

[rappites]

^poster boy for NRA

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Target practice.

[rappites]

^ does not know how to shoot a gun. Joined NRA to impress friends

[neglet]

^^shouldn't talk about Sgt. Awesome and his gun--he's underage.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Cringes at the youth of today's use of grammar.

[rappites]

^ needs a new hobby

[Senormac]

^ needs a new pub

[rappites]

^ must realize that I am here to stay. . .

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^ needs something , alright

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Needs a good stiff drink.

[neglet]

^^ should beware of saying "good stiff" when Jakester's around. Unless he's wearing steel underpants, of course.

[Outsydr]

^^Killed her a baar when she was only threeeee....

http://www.fessparker.com/assets/images/db_images/db_Lewis1.jpg

[neglet]

^^ wouldn't be caught dead wearing a 'coon-skin cap...


... Because he knows that tiger stripes SOOO clash with a 'coon-skin cap, dahling, kiss kiss.

[kah]

^vacation has made her very playful

[Outsydr]

^^Lotion makes her very slippery.

[rappites]

^would like to know first hand if lotion makes her very slippery

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Has experienced the slippery joys of hand lotion.

[Cncrman]

^is concerned things are slipping right through his fingers.

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Slipped and fell. The doctor had to amputate his fingers.

[Cncrman]

^since I have lost my fingers, he is wondering what I type with.

[rappites]

^learned to type with toes

[Kaeos]

^^Posts quicker than me damnit!

[rappites]

^ needs to put ciggarette down to type

[Kaeos]

^^^Missed the mark by leaps and bounds. He's clean and sober - smoke free baby.