Superman is a dick! **SPOILERS**

[Metuzalem]

Having spent a great deal of time perusing superdickery.com, I felt obliged and duty bound to scour this film for super dickishness.

Superman torments pet dog dog - DICK!
Superman "playfully" blows out Lois Lane's lighter - DICK!
Superman drops the Daily Planet globe on an innocent bystanders car ON PURPOSE - DICK!
Superman has casual, unprotected sex with a co-worker leaving her pregnant then doesn't see her again for five years - DICK!
Superman doesn't pay child support - DICK!
Superman tries to steal another man's fiance - DICK!
Superman doesn't turn up in court to provide prosecution evidence allowing a criminal mastermind to go free - DICK!
Superman sneaks into childrens bedrooms at night and watches them sleep - DICK!

So yeah, he's a dick - gotta love him :D

[jayce78]

WHoooo! Someone's daddy didn't give her a pony on her Birthday! Go take care of the issues sweetheart , the forum can wait . . .


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[kawaiidragonfoe821]

jayce78>> LOL I was thinking the same thing!

[Metuzalem]

You guys don't get it. Superman being a dick is AMAZING. Just think of all the dickish things you'd do if you were Superman. Like stop a bus with your head :D

[jayce78]

he could rebel agianst his father and grow a super thick Kyrptonian mustache!

Or swoop down and impregnate Woderwoman before she knew what hit'er!

Endless Super-dick possiblities . . . .

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[Cncrman]

apparently some people haven't been here: http://www.superdickery.com/

[Metuzalem]

THANK YOU Cncrman!!! Even though I mentioned it in the first post wayyyyyyyyyyyyy on up there, some people clearly don't read. :dunno:

[jayce78]

Well excuse the rest of us simpleminded baboons . . .

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Didn't know we needed some lameass site to make a few jokes & have a discussion . . .

[Cncrman]

THANK YOU Cncrman!!! Even though I mentioned it in the first post wayyyyyyyyyyyyy on up there, some people clearly don't read. :dunno:

No Problem. Some of my favorite laughs are from that site.


Didn't know we needed some lameass site to make a few jokes & have a discussion . . .

Hey, wait...isn't that describing here? ;-)

Just picking on you all, no worries friend.

[jayce78]

Love is in the air:wink:

[Metuzalem]

It's in my pants too. :wink:

[jayce78]

That's info I didn't need too know . . . .





But if you look anything like your avatar???? Pants away!!!!

[LeiterCIA]

Having spent a great deal of time perusing superdickery.com, I felt obliged and duty bound to scour this film for super dickishness.

Superman torments pet dog dog - DICK!
Superman "playfully" blows out Lois Lane's lighter - DICK!
Superman drops the Daily Planet globe on an innocent bystanders car ON PURPOSE - DICK!
Superman has casual, unprotected sex with a co-worker leaving her pregnant then doesn't see her again for five years - DICK!
Superman doesn't pay child support - DICK!
Superman tries to steal another man's fiance - DICK!
Superman doesn't turn up in court to provide prosecution evidence allowing a criminal mastermind to go free - DICK!
Superman sneaks into childrens bedrooms at night and watches them sleep - DICK!

So yeah, he's a dick - gotta love him :D

Dont forget:

He peeps into girl's apartments - DICK!

He uses his super-hearing to listen in on private conversations - DICK!

[jayce78]

Now that one big slopery , huge , super human DICK!!!!!



Yea!

[Metuzalem]

Dont forget:

He peeps into girl's apartments - DICK!

He uses his super-hearing to listen in on private conversations - DICK!

I didn't include them 'cause they happened so often! Yeah the best one is when he spies on Lois at home and you can clearly see her and Cyclops talking in front of a window. Point in using X-ray vision is what exactly? Speaking of Lois, I'm going to start a thread about her.

[LeiterCIA]

I didn't include them 'cause they happened so often! Yeah the best one is when he spies on Lois at home and you can clearly see her and Cyclops talking in front of a window. Point in using X-ray vision is what exactly? Speaking of Lois, I'm going to start a thread about her.

Peeping into people's windows, x-ray vision or not... is DICKERY!

[jayce78]

This just in - Superman's a Big 'olnasty super perv , . . .tonight at 10:00


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