20th anniversary of beauty and the beast

[Radcliffe]

Spam Eliminated. Why did Amy even put this in the Lounge anyway? Bah who knows what spammers think.....

[sickness]

It's time to teach this spammer a lesson.

Have at it, boys and girls!!!

[omicron]

I don't know if this is a spammer or just a fan of a crappy chick show from the 90s :)

Omi

[Trazalca]

Oh yeah. Right.
Let's just all join hands and sing songs over the 20th anniversary
of a TV show that subtlely promoted bestiality.
Great. Wonderful. A show that proved just how wacked out
the 80's really were by having a show that, slowly but surely,
led up to the penultimate moment when the lion-dude
finally got a chance to get freaky with the Terminator chick.
He must have seen Terminator one-hundred times on his VCR,
watching John Connor's conception happen over and over again.
Sure, the TV show looked cool, but that was the hook to disease the minds
of millions totally unaware they were being asked to hope that
these two characters would finally hook up and start a family.
Oh boy! What a spark of genius that was.
I can only imagine what the executive offices in Hollywood were
thinking when they cooked up the premise for this one.
The story-pitch man must have been high on crack that day,
thinking in the back of his mind that there was no way in hell
they were gonna go for this one, but being desperate,
went for it anyway in one hail-mary attempt for a job:

"Check it out. You see there's this guy that's really half-lion,
half-man, with really cool powers kinda like a werewolf, roaring and
tearing through bad guys and sh!t, and can travel anywhere
in NYC by free-riding on the top of subway trains without paying
a damm cent. This guy is SO cool, he starts showing his soft poetic
side to this girl that's like really hot. We're talking to Linda Hamilton
to star, so keep those fingers crossed. But each episode
will basically show the crazy adventures that he gets her in,
and near the end, he's always there for her, rescueing her from
the clutches of evil NYC muggers, murderers and rapists.
He'll swoop in, kick-ass, and sweep her off her feet.
But here's the clincher- they fall in love, but can't because of,
well you know, who he is. But I promise you, by the fourth
or fifth season, we'll have the audience clamoring for them to hook
up, and before you know it, he'll be roaring like the king of her jungle
baby! Yeah! So...what do you guys think?"

Ah the 80's. :rolleyes:

[fastcar]

Careful Traz, you may just piss off all 3 people attending the event.

[Jakester]

...and then she died and the show went on...weird.

[Son of Gilbert]

That was the show where James Camron's ex-wife fucked a Lion that was later Hell Boy, right?

Never Heard of it..............