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Senormac
07-30-2006, 06:36 PM
Yes folks, the ZEN potato of PEACE is shriveling nicely. What?!!!? You've never heard of it before.......? Its the most important development in the fight for world peace ever! First you need one of these cool instruction booklets like this one I got for Christmas.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/DSCN4985.jpg

Then.....you just set it up .....put it in a dark cupboard somewhere......and soon it will begin to receive the peaceful brain emitions from all the peaceful people around your house and begin to transform those peaceful feelings into new growth.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/DSCN5152-1.jpg

Once in a while trim it a little here a little there.......and of course when its growing good you need to take it out to stare at it....contemplate its odd growing pattern.....have friends over for a "stare and feel the ZEN" party.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/DSCN5367.jpg

My Zen potato is shriveling nicely. I guess the world is becoming a more peaceful place all the time......thanks to everybody concentrating on it

ESPECIALLY JAKE :D :D :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/DSCN5606.jpg
rappites
07-30-2006, 07:55 PM
You should plant it in the ground and grow more "Zen" potatos.
Bill_the_Pony
07-30-2006, 08:10 PM
And you can harvest them, every now and...

:o

sorry.
Jakester
07-31-2006, 04:20 AM
I can feel the zen without needing to look at that freaky potato, thankyouverymuch.

I just go stand under a really cold waterfall for a few hours.
Son of Gilbert
07-31-2006, 11:13 AM
How much did you pay for that?

Because I could have just sent you one out my kitchen.


Does that mean my kitchen is at peace or do I need that fancy base to go along with it?
Senormac
07-31-2006, 11:36 AM
It was a christmas gift.....but I paid 22 cents for the potato :D And yea, I think you gotta have the base to achieve perfect harmony in your atmosphere.....otherwise you've got just another old potato :D
Jakester
07-31-2006, 11:53 AM
It must be the funky klingon writing on the base.
Trazalca
07-31-2006, 12:52 PM
Ech. Looks like the shriveled tongue off a zombie.

:ohwell: :rolleyes: