Questions only (a-la Drew Carey)

[Kaeos]

Anyone game?

[KingVoyeur]

Are you high?

[Kaeos]

Wouldn't you know?

[Adam54]

How do you play?

[KingVoyeur]

Did you just answer your own question?

[Queen Mae]

KingVoyeur, why did you have to respond at the same time I did?

[Kaeos]

Isn't it clear?

[kah]

Is it?

[Kaeos]

Who are you really?

[KingVoyeur]

Aren't I me?

[Kaeos]

Have you checked?

[KingVoyeur]

Don't you do self-checks every day?

[Queen Mae]

Should I do one right now?

[kah]

What do you mean by every day?

[KingVoyeur]

What, do you do hourly checks?

[neglet]

What planet's day?

[kah]

By planet, do you mean a mass of rock floating in the galaxy?

[Minion]

Why aren't we getting back to the topic of self examination?

Minion: Eh?

[DaForce]

What the.....?



:confused:

[Adam54]

So....whose line *is* it anyway?

[DaForce]

What's my name?!

[Minion]

Is it Steve?

Minion: Well is it?

[Kaeos]

Who wants to know?

[Minion]

Isn't it obvious?

Minion: Or am I being too vague?

[neglet]

By obvious, do you mean ready for a birthday spanking?

[Minion]

Could I be anymore ready?

Minion: I wonder how to choose the best option?

[Cncrman]

Who really did let the dogs out?

[Queen Mae]

Maybe you'd like a feather?

[kah]

Was it you?

[Cncrman]

Who could it be now?

(Side note: I seem to be tossing out music lyrics...wtf?)

[DarkJedi]

Where are my shoes?

[Kaeos]

Are you feeling okay?

[DarkJedi]

Have you seen them?

[Cncrman]

Will you hold me?

[DarkJedi]

Will you pay me?

[Cncrman]

Why won't you just love me?

[DarkJedi]

Is that a trick question?

[Cncrman]

Are you avoiding the question?

[kah]

Why would you think that?

Do you hate me?

[Cncrman]

Should I hate you?

Did you do something?

[kah]

Why wouldn't I think you hate me?

Did YOU do something to make you hate me?

[Cncrman]

Why do you ALWAYS have to turn this back on me? :p

[KingVoyeur]

Shouldn't we be asking only one question at a time?

[Cncrman]

Who died and made you boss?

[kah]

Why are you trying to confuse us?

[kah]

Don't you know I love you?

[kah]

Or am I lying?

[Cncrman]

Who can tell really?

[kah]

Why can't you?

Would you be able to tell if you loved me?

Or is it all about the ass?

[Cncrman]

Is this a cry for attention?

[kah]

Who's crying?

[Cncrman]

At this point in the game, who isn't?

[kah]

Where were we?

[Kaeos]

Weren't we talking about Jerrod's shoes?

[kah]

Who's Jerrod?

And what about his shoes?

[Kaeos]

Haven't you met him already?

Who are you really?

[kah]

Who am I?

Who are you?

[DaForce]

Do you really want to hurt me?


Do you really want to make me cry?

[Cncrman]

Would I lie to you honey?

Now would I say something that wasn't true?

[DaForce]

Who can that be knocking at my door?

[kah]

Why do you speak in riddles?

[kah]

And why is DaForce singing?

[Kaeos]

why do birds suddenly appear?

[KingVoyeur]

When you gonna live your life right?

[kah]

Why is no one else disturbed by this?

[Kaeos]

Do your fear fear, my dear?

[kah]

Why should I fear fear?

[Kaeos]

Didn't you hear?

[kah]

Would you like green eggs and ham?

[Cncrman]

Does this post make me look fat?

[Kaeos]

Are you the one who shot Sam I am?!?!?:eek:

[kah]

Does this post make me look fat?
Why wouldn't it?

[kah]

Are you the one who shot Sam I am?!?!?:eek:
Wouldn't you like to know?

[Cncrman]

Is anyone else confused?

[Kaeos]

Do your lungs hurt?

[kah]

Why can't you just put down the pipe?

[DarkJedi]

Where are my shoes??????

[TrixieB]

Are they under the bed?

[DarkJedi]

Are they under your bed?

[DaForce]

Are they under the bed?



Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

[Penfold]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

And, in a related matter, does anybody really care?

[madi]

Have you lost your watch?

and in a related matter.....

Why should I care?

[American]

What would i get if i answered correctly?

[madi]

What would you want?

[Jakester]

Why does everyone need to rip off my questions thread?
Who did it first, a box of Mr. T cereal or that wacky gang?

[kah]

Maybe we are ripping off your questions thread but ripping off your clothes in our minds?

[Queen Mae]

Could you please not discuss such things while I am around?

[Penfold]

Maybe we are ripping off your questions thread but ripping off your clothes in our minds?

Isn't that cheating?

[Kaeos]

What have I done?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Are there rules to this game?

Are we doing this improv style or hate everyone style?

[Kaeos]

:poke: < does this hurt?

[TrixieB]

Do you like being poked with a stick?

[Kaeos]

:p can you guess?

[madi]

Was that really a stick?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Do you really want to know?

[madi]

Would I be happy if I did?

[Queen Mae]

Could I get someone to poke me with their stick?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Can you find me a stick?

[Queen Mae]

You need me to tell you where to find your stick?

[Bill_the_Pony]

Was it in a specially marked box of Mr. T Cereal? :)

[madi]

Is that a trix?:D

[Sgt. Awesome]

Don't you know that those are for kids?

[Rowanberry]

So, what if you're a kid at heart?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Don't you know that's all Communist lies?

[Scotia]

Is this where we go to pad the post count?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Arn't there three of those topics by now?

[Jakester]

Um, excuse me, but where's the punch and pie?

[madi]

Is that some kind of secret code?

[Trazalca]

What's the point?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Other than the one on your head?

[neglet]

Have you been looking for another point on Traz?

Don't you think that's a bit gross?

[Trazalca]

Are you referring to Gross Point Blank?

Wasn't that a cool movie? :cool:

[Cncrman]

When is this going to end?

[Space Tycoon]

Maybe it never ends?

[Jakester]

Isn't the Tycoon an amazing fu,cktard for breaking the rules?

[Space Tycoon]

What are you talking about? :winks:

[neglet]

Are you on dope?

[Trazalca]

Are you crazy?

[TrixieB]

Isn't everyone?

[American]

Maybe, but who cares?

[Cncrman]

Does this look infected?

[Trazalca]

Does this taste good to you?

[DarkJedi]

Should it?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Was that pineapple?

[DaForce]

Do I like this?

[madi]

Why wouldn't you?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Is that toast I smell?

[Kaeos]

Anyone care for a new game?


..........:jumpie:

[Sgt. Awesome]

Are you bored?

[Kaeos]

Are you kidding?

[TrixieB]

How could you be bored this thrilling game?

[Kaeos]

Didn't I start this?
Didn't I tell you it would be fun? http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/56.gif
Do you know how much I invested in this? http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/15.gif
Do you want to see my cry? http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/17.gif
Can you understand what I'm saying to you?http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/32.gif

Have you seen my poodle? http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/a11.gif

Have you seen this smiley?:jumpie2:


Did you see the new game I put up?:poke:

[Sgt. Awesome]

Is that also an improv warm-up game?

[madi]

Could it be more fun than this?

[neglet]

What could be more fun than this? :p

[Jakester]

Care to get naked and let me show you?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Can you get naked first while I go get my magnifying glass?

[Trazalca]

Can you please, please PLEASE Jakester NOT?

[kah]

Could I borrow the magnifying glass when you're quite finished?

[Trazalca]

Does a towel come with that magnifying glass?

[neglet]

Won't we need an electron microscope instead?

[kah]

Do you really think it's THAT small?

[neglet]

Do you really think I've given it that much consideration?

[kah]

Haven't you?

[Trazalca]

Should she?

[kah]

Should anyone?

[Trazalca]

Should you?

[kah]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Cncrman]

Who just touched me?

[kah]

Who would touch you?

[Trazalca]

Somebody touched Cncrman? :eek:

[Kaeos]

Was it the marlboro man?

[neglet]

Careful now ... don't you know he's a cowboy? :eek:

[kah]

He wasn't perchance a gay cowboy?

[KingVoyeur]

Does he like pudding?

[kah]

Would that make him gay?

[neglet]

I dunno, how creamy is the pudding in question?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Are you making assumptions that all cowboys are gay?

[kah]

How many straight cowboys featured in films in 2005?

[Malenko]

does anyone really keep up enough to know?

[madi]

How many cowboys does it take to ride the range?

[Cncrman]

Is that innuendo?

[Trazalca]

Why? Does innuendo turn you on?

[neglet]

In-you-end-o: is that an innuendo of some kind?

[kah]

Could you make that sound more disgusting?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Jakester is In-you-end-o. Is that more disgusting?

[Queen Mae]

Why do you have to torture me with such talk?

[kah]

Jakester is In-you-end-o. Is that more disgusting?

Is that all you've got?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

You would like me to get worse?

[kah]

Do you think you are capable?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Have you seen some of my illustrations?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Do you have any new ones?

[madi]

Was there something wrong with my old ones?

[southpaw]

Who drank all the Kool-Aid?

[Sgt. Awesome]

have you looked in the fridge?

[southpaw]

Did you make more?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Strawberry or Kiwi?

[southpaw]

You have both?

[madi]

Shall I blend them?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Are the flavors from the Jim Jones Variety Pack?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Can you buy that from Costco?

[neglet]

Are you a member?

[Trazalca]

Do you always buy in bulk?

[American]

Bulk members?

[kah]

Why is everything always about sex?

[Cncrman]

When isn't it?

[Malenko]

when would you not it like to be?

[kah]

What could I say that would not be wrong?

[Trazalca]

Why? Don't you wanna be right?

[kah]

Who wouldn't want to be right?

[Kaeos]

Lefty's?

[KingVoyeur]

Are you a Leftaphobic?

[neglet]

Don't you know we lefties are a supressed minority? Are you a leftist?

[Malenko]

Isn't Osama Bin Laden a Lefty?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Do you think he dresses to the left?

[neglet]

Do you think he wears dresses?

[Trazalca]

Isn't that common knowledge?

[kah]

I was sure everyone knew I was a righty?

Or was that too long ago?

[Trazalca]

You had to ask?

[neglet]

Didn't you want me to?

[Trazalca]

Where were you?

[kah]

Where was I?

Where wasn't I?

[Penfold]

I don't know, where weren't you?

[Malenko]

when did you leave?

[kah]

I left? Where did I go?

[Malenko]

did you go to Tyoko?

[TrixieB]

Are you turning Japanese?

[Cncrman]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[southpaw]

Did I miss the lefty discussion?

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[Malenko]

how many fingers do you have?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

And where do you like to stick them?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Can I show you?

[madi]

Do you have to?

[Trazalca]

Is this really necessary?

[kah]

Would we make you do anything unnecessary?

[Trazalca]

You could make me do something?
Are you a hypnotist?

[kah]

I thought you were a sub and I was your dominatrix?

[neglet]

Don't I get to do all the spanking around here?

[kah]

Would you like to?

[Aragowyn]

Can I play too?

[kah]

Why not?

[Trazalca]

Kah is my very own dominatrix???

[kah]

Did I put the mask on too tight?

[Trazalca]

Yours or mine?

[kah]

How dare you question me?

~grinds bootheel into Traz's chest

[Trazalca]

That was a question?

[neglet]

What else did you think it was?

[Malenko]

Was it a question in the form of a statement?

[KingVoyeur]

Was she delirious?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Does rasing your voice at the end of a stament make it a question?

[Trazalca]

Wha?

The message you have entered is too short???
Please lengthen your message to at least 5 characters???

[madi]

Has the board turned all Nazi on us?

[kah]

Why would you assume it was going Nazi?

Do you really think the board is that evil?

Could it just be going socialist?

Isn't that bad enough?

[Trazalca]

Does anyone here miss capitalism in its heyday?

[neglet]

Is that Capitalism with a Capital C?

[Meathead]

Do you want I should bust a nut in your eye if you keep that up?

Don't you know I find grammar nazis sexy?

[American]

Is there anything you don't find sexy?

[Cncrman]

Traz, weren't you voted as "miss capitalism" and ended up winning?

[Cuchulainn]

So, did the Oompa Loompa's win?

[Cncrman]

YES! er...I mean...

Do you even have to ask?

[Trazalca]

Have you failed to see the Munchkins as the victor? :angry

[Cuchulainn]

No, but how else could I make fun of the Munchkins in a question only thread? :)

[Cuchulainn]

This thread has been around for 8 days now and there's only 25 pages? We can do better then that can't we?

[Trazalca]

Are you complaining?

[kah]

Cuch's been back for 6 posts and he's already complaining?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Why hasn't anyone given me pastry?

[kah]

Would you like a Danish?

[neglet]

Aren't Norwegians sexier?

[kah]

Do I get to choose?