Joke: Sickness On Display. I'll burn . . . :)

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

I was watching a commercial on TV and the subject matter led me to think up a joke. I know it is sick, but it is funny because, well, what can I say? Anyway . . .

What are the leading causes of death among paralyzed women?

1. Pregnancy
2. Asphyxiation
3. Hemorrhoids


:o

[kah]

I don't get it.

[rappites]

I don't get it either?

[omicron]

keep in mind Ason's usually chemically altered state, and I am sure the joke is much funnier and makes more sense then. :)

Omi

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

keep in mind Ason's usually chemically altered state, and I am sure the joke is much funnier and makes more sense then. :)

Omi

Well, I don't suppose women WOULD find this funny . . .

Ok, I'll spell it out:
Woman
Paralyzed
No defense against a man having his way with her . . .
see?

[kah]

Ok. I guess. But how is that going to kill her?

[Trazalca]

Asono? All I can say is don't quit your day job.
But if you keep telling jokes that bad, you won't have to.
They'll just outright fire you on the spot.

You know when you're up late at night, being silly,
being drunk or on something or other, and you find something
that strikes you SO funny, at the time, it seems absolute genius?

Then you wake up the next morning, remember the joke,
and find it wasn't all that funny to begin with.

Asono? Wait till the next morning before you tell a joke.

That might help you out a bit.

:rolleyes:

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

It is the next morning. I still find it funny. But that is me . . . :)

[Al-Dog]

Well, I don't suppose women WOULD find this funny . . .

Ok, I'll spell it out:
Woman
Paralyzed
No defense against a man having his way with her . . .
see?

I’m not sure if I should be embarrassed or not, but I figured it out right away.

Does that mean I have to go to hell also? I was probably going anyway, but still . . .

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

I’m not sure if I should be embarrassed or not, but I figured it out right away.

Does that mean I have to go to hell also? I was probably going anyway, but still . . .

No, reading a joke isn't a ticket to hell. Writing one, yes, reading one, no! :)

I knew it was a bad idea to post my thought, but I just had to, to get it out of my system. Sometimes if you keep it in, it festers and comes out in worse form.

[Space Tycoon]

I still don't get it. It's stupid. This thread should be burned.

A couple of weeks ago I got so drunk I thought it would be a good idea to pick a fight with a rather sturdy hockey coach.

Didn't seem like such a good idea when I woke up in somebody's backyard the next morning. If the barstaff hadn't intervened I might have ended up an ex-Cinescape poster.



And yet alcohol, alone among all the recreational pharmaceuticals, is perfectly legal while we jail people for having a little weed, or coke, or X, or whatever your toxin of choice happens to be.

(I just felt the need to throw in some libertarian propaganda here.)