The Final Battle - Oompahs Vs Munchkins

[Cncrman]

Here we go folks. Time to vote for your favorite character.

Do you prefer Oompahs? Those crazy singing acrobatic factory workers. Either the older ones with the wild hair color and skin color or the newer ones from the recent movie.

or

Do you like Munchkins? Those singing dancing witch hatin' lil people. Who we all know had way too much sex and drugs during the downtimes. "Poppies...poppies" my @$$. They were cultivating Opium for the Witch!!

Ahem...sorry, got a little side tracked, go ahead and vote.

[kah]

Sorry, I had to go Munchkins. I'll take opium-smoking, orgie-havin' dwarves over those creepy Oompahs anyday. Those things are pure evil.

[Cncrman]

That's fine...in all honesty Oompahs won the first vote ages ago

(Give it up Traz, I recounted those posts 10 times)

So if the Munchkins win this one it will just give me and Traz a reason to argue until we are both posting from a Retirement Home. :D

[Cncrman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Cncrman/oompa-loompa.jpg

Vote Early - Vote Oompa!

[KingVoyeur]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/BlackStarTiger/untitled.jpg

Avoid the Oompah crunch - Vote for the Munch!

[Bark]

I have to go with (Old School) Oompahs. They are pure evil, operators of death traps that snared many kids.

All the Munchkins ever did was kiss ass.

[Jakester]

Munchkins. The oompahs won't have sex with me.

[neglet]

I'll have to vote Munchkin, just because I know Traz would never post something so grammatically f'd up as "Go ahead Smart@$$, throw away you vote on and independent!"

So me vote will not be on and independent. Take that, and proofread before you post next time. <SPANK!>

[Bark]

I haft bin a veary knotty boy. R U gonna spank me two? :D

[Cncrman]

Yeah yeah...whatever. I tried to correct it but I can't edit the poll text.

:tongue:

[Trazalca]

Munchkins can copulate with the best of them.
Oompahs are so asexual, it's freaky. Why vote for them?
Sure they deliver one heck of a comeuppance to bratty kids.
But really, can you trust them? They remain so enigmatic
over everything they do, they have to be kept away from the public eye.
Munchkins have little to hide, completely organized,
hold councils, participate in social clubs like the Lollipop Guild and
the Lullaby League. And are ready to include you into their ranks
when all you have to do is kill a witch for your trouble.
Now really- how cool is that? For your mercenary efforts,
you will be a bust, BE A BUST, be a bust in the HALL OF FAME.

It is clearly evident that Munchkins hold dear that rare element of character
the Oompahs are too shifty-eyed to conceive, and that is HONOR.
Hang with the Munchkins, and you're socially recognized and awarded.
Hang with the Oompahs, and you get to eat your own fingers made
of chocolate after taking the Augustus Gloop tour, ya.

And I must say, my dear Cncrman. Your continued proliferation of posts
propogating the pathetic plight of Munchkins making little baggies of
poppies and powdered viagara lillies is quite laughable. Ha-ha.
Again, you have revealed to our online readers just how undeveloped
your brain has truly become by virtue of the fact that the poppies
were developed and grown in the backyard of the CITY OF OZ.
Not Munchkinland. Get a map dude. Take a slice of humble crow,
eat it, step out of the car parked in the gas station, and ask for directions!
You really need to listen to your wife for once.
Apparently your sources have been spending too long sucking
on everlasting gobstoppers to notice the difference in terrain,
landscape, flora and fauna of Munchkinland and Oz. You ignorant cheese.

And as I've stated before, the Oompahs are more likely to be
the co-genitors of drug trafficking thanks to their sugar factories,
chocolate waterfalls, and edible gardens, all for the sake of getting kids hooked,
which is in fact THEIR BUSINESS, not unlike smack dealers.
I mean COME ON. The factory alone looks like a giant crystal meth lab.
What were you thinking?

*Sigh* Vote as you wish.
The Munchkins will regardless remain a community of class,
dignity and social standing. The Oompahs will forever remain slaves
to tophat wearing chocolateers with no social life outside the factory
gates whatsoever.

[Cncrman]

Ok...that was funny. I can admit when you fire a good shot into my camp.

But I'll be damned if I let you walk around with your nose high in the air, feeling superior to the Oompahs. You my friend are exactly what is wrong with a society based on, as you put it "class, dignity and social standing". I am having a flashback to the early 1900's. Your holier-than-thou Munchkins are too good to be seen or even speak of my working class, determined and put upon Oompahs.

Why it's all very backward you see? Your Munchkins flourished in the existence of a so called "Witch". They were able to build their beloved society that you speak so highly of. I have to believe that they were probably collaborating with said Witch, and the reason they were so happy to see her go was that way their high officials could run the show even more.

Whereas the poor Oompahs work and toil everyday trying to make good treats for the kids of the world. To bring a little light into a dismal existence. Just look at young Charlie and how happy he was to have one chocolate bar a year from the hard working Oompahs. Drugs indeed. You soil your good name Sir. Pointing fingers with no proof.

As for throwing daggers at my "Directional abilities" I have whole heartedly believed since the first viewing of this Oz movie that the Munchkins knew full well of some easier way to the Emerald City. Who would willingly go through a forest of demonized trees and wild animals? And let alone send a young girl and her dog into said forest of terrors. Of course they have a back way to the Emerald capital or they would be getting picked off one by one as they travel.

Alas, I fear we will never see eye to eye when you obviously feel the need to be far too high and mighty to look down and see that your fellow smallish man is breaking his back in daily toil just to be safe from the Nozzwangers, Hornswogglers, wicked Whangdoodles, and Vermicious knids. But far be it from you, O' Wondrously Ambivalent Munchkin to lay down your dreams of a Utopian society to help others.

[rappites]

I voted Oompah. . .Their songs are better. . .

[KingVoyeur]

So, depending on who wins, are we facing some kind of Oompah-calypse or Munchkin-geddon?

[Cncrman]

I voted Oompah. . .Their songs are better. . .

See, I knew I liked her for a reason. :smirk:

[rappites]

See, I knew I liked her for a reason. :smirk:

It's nice to be liked. Thank you.

OOMPAHS RULE BABY!!!!
http://www.network54.com/Realm/Beer_Call/oompa2.jpg

http://www2.warnerbros.com/willywonka/img/gallery/wonkpic5.jpg

[Cuchulainn]

Oompahs!!!

[DaForce]

I have proudly thrown away my vote!!


:D

[Trazalca]

*Traz, sitting in the boxing corner, listens to his coach
as he sits on a stool, waiting for the ding of the bell-

"Wake up traz! Wake up mofo! Are you gonna take that?
Did you see that left hook coming? How many fingers am I holding dammit? How many?!"

"Uh....Five?"

"Well then hallelujah you're a smartass again.
Now you go out there and remember to jab to his left!
Jab to his left! Jab! Jab! Jab that mofo till his teeth
bleed out the back o'his head. Are you hearin' me?"

"Yeah...yeah."

"And keep that guard up boy! You knew he was gonna hit you
with that jab about the munchkins under that damned witch.
You should've blocked and went for the ribs. You know better.
You the champion. You the champ! This your belt.
Don't you be lookin' to me to take it home for ya.
You gotta go out there in that ring and work. You hear me?"

"Yeah...yeah."

"That chump is turning this into a class war. And if it's a war
he wants - you gonna step up?"

"Yeah coach. I'll step up."

*Coach SMACKS him across the face.*

"I'm sorry. My hearing ain't too good on account of I got no
insurance to pay for a new hearing aid. What'd you say boy?"

"Yeah coach. I'll STEP UP!"

*DING-DING!!!*

"Now go out there and remember that damned jab! Jab-jab-jab! You got him!
You got him! GO!"

Ahem.

Holier-than-thou Munchkins? Did you not see my last post?
If anything, they are the modicum of absolute humility. They are
as humble as they can get. If you really feel they are holier-than-thou,
then you just simply cannot take correction very well. And I cannot help
that.

And by the way,you don't get a civilization like Munchkinland just
sitting on your butt and letting it just flower around you all rosy and
perfect. They WORK just like anybody else. And if they ever feel the need
to hide and not be seen, it is out of simple wisdom. And I daresay,
if any Oompah were to stray from the ranks, and find themselves amonst
our fair Munchkinland, he would be welcomed with open arms, and,
perish the thought, discover his own identity apart from the Oompah herd!

The very idea of the Wicked Witch of the East as their boss or supervisor
is so ludicrous, it begs the question: have you been paying attention?
Are we slipping off our ADD meds today? The witch could not and would not
oversee their community for all the tea in China. There was nor there
ever could be any collaboration with that wicked witch!

If Munchkinland were TRULY under the flourish and sway of the witch,
wouldn't we expect Munchkinland to be not so happy a place to look at? I
mean look at where SHE lived. The witch's castle looked brooding,
creepy and awful with so many water stained towers,
its clear her flying monkeys never heard of pressure-washing.
The Munchkins kept their place tip-top. They took pride in where they
lived. The best the Oompahs could do is live in huts, eat green worms,
and dance around in grass skirts with giant cocoa nut shells on their heads
till Wonka dropped by. Those people needed guidance badly.

Charlie and all the other kids of the world were treated to all
the Wonka bars and sugary treats thanks to the oppressive slave labor
of the Oompahs. Oh yes. I will agree with you that they worked,
but at what cost? The village surrounding that chocolate factory
is scraping-the-barrel-bottom poor because Wonka could no longer trust
anyone. Jobs were suddenly made scarce once Wonka decided to do his
version of outsourcing. Thanks to Wonka, the job market was adversely
affected, and unemployment rose several degrees!

If you really are for the Oompahs kind sir, then you would have learned
the hard lessons the kids suffered in both films, namely,
that the winner of the contest was left to the kid who had least,
and appreciated the most. None of the other kids of higher
middle-class systems appreciated what Wonka was doing.
They only sought the fame, fortune and possession that was within
such tempting reach. The character of appreciation was aptly
displayed in noble Charlie, yet was made so as a result of living in a
community whose standard of living was drastically reduced thanks to
Wonka not putting in better security systems and protocols.
Ergo, Wonka isn't the savviest of businessmen, but that's for another
topic.

And as for your lack of direction, may I point out to you that if
the Munchkins KNEW of a quicker way outside of the yellow brick road
to Oz, then not only would we have a much shorter movie, but we all
would've been denied the chance to hum along to the tune of
"Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow-follow-follow-follow,
follow the yellow brick road!"

Who in their right mind is gonna sing,

"Follow the quicker shortcut!
Follow the quicker shortcut!
Follow-follow-follow-follow,
follow the quicker shortcut!"

How stupid.

And you also must recall that the Munchkins regarded Dorothy with the
same respect as any other adult, believing that those larger than
four feet could very well take care of themselves, especially for those
that could kill witches. A walk in a tree-speaking forest would be
as nothing! Why would they hesitate? They figured Dorothy would take
care of herself pretty well, and that Glenda the Good Witch would
be looking after her from afar anyway. What was there to worry about?
Therefore, a backway from Munchkinland to Oz is preposterous.
Try again.

[Cncrman]

Good Grief you are verbose.

If the Munchkins talked half as much as you do, I imagine they used all that hot air to inflate the balloon that Dorothy used to try and get home. I am inclined to believe your ranting and fuming caused the freaking twister that picked up her house in the first place.

No time to respond right now. Too much REAL work to do.

:wink:

[TrixieB]

Good Grief you are verbose.


:wink:

Wow... there's an understatement!!!

[Bark]

Munchkins = Kiss-asses

Oompahs = Candy

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

I voted for munchkins. I suspect there are more of them in Oz than there are Oompah's at Wonka's factory.

[Cuchulainn]

So? That just means that there are more Munchkins to hid in their houses until some human comes along and solves their problem for them.

:p :p :D

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

So? That just means that there are more Munchkins to hid in their houses until some human comes along and solves their problem for them.

:p :p :D

Oops. My brain thought Oompahs v.s. Munchkins in a war. I reread the initial post, it is which one do I think is "better," not who'd win a fight! :)

I really don't know which one is better. I can't think of either as close enough to interesting for me to know which one is "better."

[kah]

The Oompahs are clearly socialist pigs. Vote for the Munchkins and the fate of the free world!

[rappites]

No, need to make this political.

Oompahs are the clear winners. They love to make chocolate. Munchkins scare me.

[kah]

Rapps, dear... We make everything political around here. Start a thread about corndogs and give it about a page and half... Well, if it doesn't turn into a political debate, I can at least guarantee some porn discussion.

[tstone]

The thrilla in Vanilla, Oompas vs Munchkins Round 2...


The world watches, all a-tremble...

Two midgets enter, one midget leaves.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's cryin' time...

:D

:jump2:

[rappites]

http://php.warnerbros.com/movies/chocolatefactorymovie/oompa/approved/img.11220994345393.jpg


Please don't hit the Oompa's.

[neglet]

I haft bin a veary knotty boy. R U gonna spank me two? :D

Only if I don't have to dress up in my "wicked witch" costume. Last time those curly-toed shoes made my feet hurt.

[Cncrman]

Oops. My brain thought Oompahs v.s. Munchkins in a war. I reread the initial post, it is which one do I think is "better," not who'd win a fight! :)

I really don't know which one is better. I can't think of either as close enough to interesting for me to know which one is "better."

Ahhh, so we have a wavering voter. I'm willing to count 1 vote off the Munchkin's number. Which would currently bring us to a tie. :D

It's the little things I can do to annoy Traz that really make my day brighter.

[Trazalca]

Hey-hey-hey! No finnagling with the voting booth boy-o!

*Smacks the back of Cncrman's hand.*

No touchy! No touchy ballot box. :romy:

Bad Oompah! Bad!

Now sit. Sit! Good boy.

Now rollover. Rollover!

Good boy...now rollover & play dead.

Now die. DIE! No Oompah no!

No messy on the carpet. Bad Oompah, bad!

No more munchies for you! Now sit in the corner. Sit!

Good boy. :angry


P.S. - Verbosity is a tool, not a preference. :tongue:

[Bark]

Only if I don't have to dress up in my "wicked witch" costume. Last time those curly-toed shoes made my feet hurt.

Darling, you need not wear a thing! The thigh-highs would be gravy though.

[Cncrman]

Hey-hey-hey! No finnagling with the voting booth boy-o!

*Smacks the back of Cncrman's hand.*

No touchy! No touchy ballot box. :romy:

Bad Oompah! Bad!

Now sit. Sit! Good boy.

Now rollover. Rollover!

Good boy...now rollover & play dead.

Now die. DIE! No Oompah no!

No messy on the carpet. Bad Oompah, bad!

No more munchies for you! Now sit in the corner. Sit!

Good boy. :angry


P.S. - Verbosity is a tool, not a preference. :tongue:

Ohhh, so now you are treating me like a dog huh? SEE! I knew you and your Munchkins were too good for us regular folks. I am stunned and a little hurt by your treatment of me. Am I so beneath you that you can treat me like this? Is this what people should expect if they don't vote for your beloved Munchkins? Belittlement.

Come on people; vote for Munchkins, then you can be high and mighty. Better than you fellow man. Come and lord your "higher morals" (morals which apparently include degrading others) over your neighbor. Show them that your society is very welcoming of others by telling them to play "Dead".

If I am a dog Traz, I do believe you just stepped in some poo with that last post.

If you want to vote for inclusion and openness, then vote with your heart. Vote Oompah!

[Trazalca]

Oh my poor poor nemesis.
To treat you like a bad widdle puppy was as a result
of you wanting to tamper with the votes,
claiming Asonokirk's vote as a hanging chad.
Once the votes are in, they are in.
No changes of heart, unless you want
to create yet ANOTHER final battle thread,
which would then poopoo this one,
which I thought was moving along quite nicely. :smirk:

No my dear nemesite. You are not a dog.
Just don't fool with the ballots or else I'll start
denying you your scooby snacks. :tongue:

[Cncrman]

You know...no one else has voted in about 3 days. Which is sad to think that out of 520 active members only 18 people voted.

I honestly think it's just you and me in here.


If you want to call an end to the vote, feel free.

[Trazalca]

And since posting that, 2 more people voted,
and NOW it's a 9-9 tie.

Maybe you should just put in a deadline for either this coming midnight,
or noon tomorrow.

Without a deadline, there's no dead-heat to look forward to in any
voting poll.

Just a thought.


:o


Go Munchkins. :D

[Cncrman]

Ok, let's say tomorrow at 12:00pm PST the voting ends.
Sound good? Everyone gets a chance.

So there you go folks. If you haven't voted, vote now for Oompahs.

Err, I mean Whoever you think is best. (or Oompahs)









One more time....Oompah....It's fun to say it.

[Trazalca]

And for those on the Eastern seaboard, that'll be around 3PM EST.

Say "Munchkins!" and it makes you think of yummy sugary cereals
you enjoyed as a kid on Saturday mornings.

Say "Oompahs!" and feel like you're a backup singer for a polka band
wearing lederhosen.

Whatever floats your boat.

Go Munchkins! :D

[Trazalca]

REMINDER: Voting ends in 2 hrs. and 22 minutes. :jump2:

[Cncrman]

45 Mins left

[Bark]

If the Munchkins win, Trazalca will gloat.

If the Oompahs win, Cncrman will gloat.

If they tie, I ask Neglet to spank me.

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Go tie! :eyebrow:

[Bark]

It's official - TIE!

[Bark]

Oompahs
11 = 45.83%

Munchkins
11 = 45.83%

Go ahead Smart@$$, throw away you vote on and independent!
2 = 8.33%

[rappites]

I want a spanking too. Any able body will do.

[Cncrman]

Well now, this causes quite the conundrum.

Is it possible that Munchkins and Oompahs are equal?

Maybe all these years we have wasted arguing over simple differences of behavior or interests or actions was a waste of time?

Deep down, are we the same? Two groups of small people on the same tree?

Can their be peace in our time?

[Trazalca]

Well now, this causes quite the conundrum.

Is it possible that Munchkins and Oompahs are equal?

Maybe all these years we have wasted arguing over simple differences of behavior or interests or actions was a waste of time?

Deep down, are we the same? Two groups of small people on the same tree?

Can their be peace in our time?

Yeccchh... you've been planning on this, haven't you?

[Cncrman]

awwww, C'mon...gimme a hug. :hugs:

It actually makes a damn good social commentary if you read it.

[KingVoyeur]

If there was a war between Oompahs and Munckins, what kind of weapons would each side use? Would either side use WMD's? If so, what form would these WMD's take? Is there the possibility of Mutually Assured Destruction? The public must know! (Plus it'll make for some damn interesting reading!)

[rappites]

I found this. Some of you may already know about it. But, it is funny.

http://64.34.170.134/Cinescape/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=UBB89&Number=62102&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1

[Cncrman]

I found this. Some of you may already know about it. But, it is funny.

http://64.34.170.134/Cinescape/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=UBB89&Number=62102&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1


Oh crap...she found it. I weep for the world. It has been unleashed again.


Quick Traz, get the kids indoors.


And KV, I think in that ongoing post war between me and Traz there was mention of weaponry.

[rappites]

That is some funny stuff. You guys are too much. So, this has been going on for five years now.

Wow!!!

[Trazalca]

Oh crap...she found it. I weep for the world. It has been unleashed again.


Quick Traz, get the kids indoors.


And KV, I think in that ongoing post war between me and Traz there was mention of weaponry.

Weapons?

Did somebody say weapons???

So, my nemesis. What side of the chessboard do you want?

The white side? Sure. Go for it. Let's see what you got.

But unless I'm mistaken, we should at least discuss terms. What say you?

Social commentary? Ew. I almost died choking on my own vomit after reading that. Now I need an aspirin.

[Cncrman]

Weapons?

Did somebody say weapons???

So, my nemesis. What side of the chessboard do you want?

The white side? Sure. Go for it. Let's see what you got.

But unless I'm mistaken, we should at least discuss terms. What say you?

Social commentary? Ew. I almost died choking on my own vomit after reading that. Now I need an aspirin.

Hey now Fluffypants, you are just being spiteful for spite sake. I thought it was elegant. Two waring tribes making amends and coming to an understanding that even though we are different we are the same.

I'm sorry it wasn't in 12 page "RANT" format that you like. :p

What terms for our "peace treaty" would you like?

[Trazalca]

OMG! This thread started in August 11, 2001.

We've been going around about this for exactly five years and five days!

Wow... I'm getting old. I need a beer.

[Bark]

I too need a beer.

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Now, what's my reason this time?

[tstone]

So, does the Oompa/Munchkin conflict now count as a protracted war?

[Cncrman]

So, does the Oompa/Munchkin conflict now count as a protracted war?

To paraphrase a favorite film of mine:

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against Traz when Munchkins are on the line!"

[KingVoyeur]

Oompahs and Munchkins may hold power in the public eye, but we all know who really controls everything. Beware the Blue Shadow Government!

http://www.artofgarth.com/externalsites/blogger/smurfs.jpg

They've already taken over my avatar! Beware!

[Cncrman]

Ha Ha I actually have several of those little figurines from when I was just a young CSM.

[Trazalca]

Bah! The blue people have nothing on the empiric savvy of the Care Bears.

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Care_Bears_Group_magnet.jpg

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Don't get me started.


:rolleyes: