Dwight's Blog

[Scotia]

Anybody in here watch "The Office" on NBC? If you do then you're probably familiar with Dwight.

Heh, heh...

January 13, 2:26 pm

THE DHARMA INITIATIVE

Many, many people have written replies to my blogs. Literally TENS
of people from all over the country. Some girls have even included
their email addresses and expressed an interest in getting to know
"Dwight" better in a romantic sense.

[note: I was directed to let all the ladies know that "Dwight" is
off the market. L (sad face)]

But no one, NO ONE!, has ever thought to ask "Dwight" what his
theories were on the mysteries of the show "Lost."

Watch and learn:

First off, Sawyer is way cooler than Dr. Jack and could kick his
doctor ass if they had a throw down. And this new enormous African
fellow, Eko could kick both their asses in a pinch.

Kate could kick the little blonde mom’s ass. And she could also kick
the fat guy’s ass. And the old bald guy too.

The Korean guy could probably kick the black guy’s ass, as well as
his son who is missing.

But Eko could probably kick Kate and the Korean guy’s ass together at
the same time.

Therefore, I think Kate and Eko should hook up. (plus it would be
kind of funny, because he’s so much taller than she is.)

1) I think the "others" are actually the employees of Oceanic
Airlines. Who has ever heard of Oceanic Airlines! I think it was a
fake airline that purposefully crashes and does experiments on it’s
passengers.

2) I think that the Dharma Initiative would make a cool band name.

3) I think the polar bears are actually hippies from the Dharma
Institute in polar bear outfits.

4) I think the asian guy from the Dharma film is the Korean guy’s
dad. Think about it. They’re BOTH asian.


Those are but some of my many theories. Remember, they are theories
and not fact.

That is All,

Dwight k Schrute.
From NBC (http://blogs.nbc.com/office/archives/archive_2006-w03.html)

[Queen Mae]

4) I think the asian guy from the Dharma film is the Korean guy’s
dad. Think about it. They’re BOTH asian.


That entire thing makes me cackle, but this especially. I have several asian friends who comment on how people tend to get them confused for other asians - celebrities talk about this too (Margaret Cho once said someone asked her if she liked hosting the View!). It also makes me laugh because many Lost fans make ridiculous connections - they are looking for any connection and, IMO, give the writers much more credit than they deserve. Allow me to demonstrate: "OMG!!!111 did you notice that one guy was blonde and that other guy who walked by the camera 37.5 seconds into the episode was also blonde!!!1111!!!! OMG!!!111 It totally means something!!!111!!"

My apologies to those of you who do that - but not if you use the "1111!!!!111" bit.

[Intelligent_Design]

That entire thing makes me cackle, but this especially. I have several asian friends who comment on how people tend to get them confused for other asians - celebrities talk about this too (Margaret Cho once said someone asked her if she liked hosting the View!).
Until I had a Asian roommate in college I could never tell the difference between them. Now I can usually tell just by seeing the name. He was the only roommate I had my whole time in school that put up with me for the whole year and never moved out.

[Jakester]

Yeah, well, you're kind of hard to live with.

You should try living with my sister. One of you would die within a month.