The Last Post(DaForce wins Round 1)

[Penfold]

The rules are simple: be the last one to post in this thread, and you win.

So far, I'm winning.

[DarkJedi]

Do you wanna win? That can be easily done. :D

[Intelligent_Design]

I'm still bitter at how the last one of these turned out. Darkqueen should not have defeated me, I had staying power, she conspired with Patrick to screw me over.

[rappites]

DJ is a control freak. :)

[Senormac]

I thought it died because of 236 pics of "somebody" windsurfing that had to upload every time somebody clicked the thread :D

[rappites]

I am watching the premeir of Jericho.

[Penfold]

I'm winning again.

[DarkJedi]

DJ is a control freak. :)


lol raps

The last time this game was played at the defunct boards, everyone was shooting in a quick last post in hopes of winning, nobody ever knowing when someone would come in and lock the thread. As Os says, he "almost" won. :D

So, what am I gonna do here....Put all your names in a hat and draw to see the winner.

I could make up a number in my head and whover is post(that number) will win "Last Post Round 1" .

Bribes are welcome.:wink:

[rappites]

mmmm. . .bribes. I can talk dirty to ya.

[TrixieB]

I am watching the premeir of Jericho.

I watched it, too. I had my doubts, but it wasn't bad.

Oh... and now I am winning.

[rappites]

It was not to bad. I may watch it again.

WINNING

[TrixieB]

Well, Skeet Ulrich is reason enough to watch just about anything. He's quite hot!

Winning again.

[southpaw]

The message train starts HERE.

[rappites]

Chug away conductor.

[Jakester]

I'm 36 minutes into Jericho. I shall finish it tomorrow morning.

[rappites]

I guess that means goodnite.


Winning here

[madi]

I did not watch Jericho. But I am currently winning.

[Intelligent_Design]

Well, Skeet Ulrich is reason enough to watch just about anything. He's quite hot!

Winning again.

Skeet is from my hometown.....And oh yeah.. I'm hotter...Because I'm winning!!

[southpaw]

Hey guys....so who's winning?








Oh yeah, it's ME.

[rappites]

Not no more sock boy.


I am winning now.

[southpaw]

Look again puddin.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Pudding! Where! I want some!

[Senormac]

You'll have to look from second place my friend.......

[Sgt. Awesome]

As long as there is pudding.

[madi]

No pudding. No pie. Very little cake. But I'm winning again.

[Rowanberry]

Very little cake perhaps, but well enough to get all of you caked. :D

And I'm winning at the moment. :p

[Intelligent_Design]

I am 2 legit 2 quit!!!

[Sgt. Awesome]

Man... without desserts this topic sucks...

http://www.freewebs.com/pieism/chocolate_cream_pie.jpg

[Intelligent_Design]

while you are eating pie I'll snatch victory from your hands.

[DarkJedi]

Hmmmm, I can't participate in this topic. After all, I can't very well say I win and make sure I win by cheating......

*picks a post number*


Someone will win this game. :D

In the meantime, I will be found in the corner sipping White Russians and playing pinball.

[Intelligent_Design]

Hmmmm, I can't participate in this topic. After all, I can't very well say I win and make sure I win by cheating......

*picks a post number*


Someone will win this game. :D

In the meantime, I will be found in the corner sipping White Russians and playing pinball.

Let me guess. The winning post number is the first post that DarkQueen puts in this thing? And ID gets screwed yet again?:ohwell:

[DarkJedi]

Pity will get you nowhere, buttmunch. Keep playing.

I'm winni.....errrr sipping white russians and playing in the corner....

[Intelligent_Design]

If I win this one, it will be because I used tons of HGH and Roids. So you may have to put an * by my name when I win.

[TrixieB]

Pity will get you nowhere, buttmunch. Keep playing.

I'm winni.....errrr sipping white russians and playing in the corner....

Look out, guys. ODJ is playing with himself in the corner again!

[rappites]

Goodmorning. . . .I am winning.

[Jakester]

You guys can claim temporary victory all you want, but when it comes time to make the last post, the victor shall be I!*




(on a scholarship application, some kid wrote "and the victor was I" and it still makes me laugh)

[rappites]

^Loser


WINNER

[madi]

I win. I win. I win!!!!!








(I won, right?)

[neglet]

Only temporarily. Now I'm here, you can end the competition.

[Penfold]

Ees a race! I'm weening! I'm weening!

[rappites]

Sorry. . .But, I am winning now.

[neglet]

Boy, that didn't last long. Now I win!

[Intelligent_Design]

http://factory.designsapiens.com/albums/album03/030_winner.jpg



Like this cool guy I'm the winner

[KingVoyeur]

*Punt* Gotcha!

[rappites]

Sorry I am the winner now.

[Penfold]

To win, or not to win, that is the question.

And I win.

[DaForce]

You all suck. Step aside for the true winner.








Yeah, that'd be me.

[KingVoyeur]

*Mighty Mouse Theme*

Here I come to win the daaaaaaay!

[DaForce]

I don't think so.

[neglet]

You don't win, either. I do!

[DaForce]

Now you're just delusional.


I heard that happens when you get older. :wink:



:D

[rappites]

^loser number II



WINNER

[Trazalca]

^^ I am zee WINNAH!!!!

[omicron]

maybe I'll win?

[KingVoyeur]

Second place is the first loser.

I win!

[rappites]

Winner.



ODJ. . .Now don't forget what I told you last night. ;)

[neglet]

What, "I'm the loser?"

Because I'm the winner.

[Trazalca]

Flattery will get you nowhere girl. Leave ODJ be. I win!

[neglet]

Me, me, me, me, me.

[KingVoyeur]

Negs is correct. It's me me me me!

[neglet]

The correct pronoun for you to use is "her her her!"

Cuz I'm the winner.

[DaForce]

See what I said in my previous post.


:D

[Penfold]

I can't be bothered. Because I win.

[neglet]

Oh no you don't.

[Kaeos]

Peanut Butter


I win.

[KingVoyeur]

Don't go there! Because I am already occupying that winning position!

[neglet]

But only to place-hold it for me. Thanks. Now get to the back of the line, loser!

[omicron]

line forms behind me.


...shut up Jakester, I know you're thinking something perverted. :wink:

Omi

[KingVoyeur]

*Cuts in line*

Me first!

[neglet]

Boy, that didn't last long!

[Nostromo]

This must be the winners circle so I think I'll stand in it. :wink: N

[rappites]

Ok now is the time to lock the thread.


I am queen.

[KingVoyeur]

And I'm King!

All hail the winner!

[Nostromo]

Capital W .... capital inner

[Son of Gilbert]

Don't you suckers know that I'm the king of Cinescape Competition around here. I win. ALL HAIL THE KING....down thats a tasty burger.

[neglet]

Did someone say tasty boogers? Gross!

I'd better step up and win here.

[KingVoyeur]

You'd best be steppin'. I win!

[madi]

I logged in, while on my short little break, just to win this here thingie.

Lock the thread!!!!

[DarkJedi]

:lol:

*looks at post #*


You may yet win....

[rappites]

WINNER --- WINNER

Where is my crown?

[KingVoyeur]

Resting comfortably on my head.

[rappites]

It is mine. Give it back.

[KingVoyeur]

No!

*straps it on*

[rappites]

*takes scissors and cuts strap*


It's mine bitch.

[KingVoyeur]

Don't make me put you in the dungeon with Jakester!

[rappites]

Go ahead and try. . . .You cant scare me.

[KingVoyeur]

Boo! :D

[rappites]

Ohhh. . .I am scared.

NOW BACK OFF. . .

[KingVoyeur]

No way! Carpe Diem!

[omicron]

This is beginning to resemble one of the old post-padding threads. :)

Lock it! and make me the winner

[KingVoyeur]

Hey! Raps and I were having a perfectly good argument!

[rappites]

Yeah. . .Butt out. . .Leave this to the people who have no life.


I want to feel important. Make me the winner.


NOW!!!

[KingVoyeur]

Hey, you've got a kid and a husband. Leave me something!

[omicron]

geez fell like a cop who interrupted a domestic dispute, both of you turn on me at once. :(

Besides, I'm the winner here

[rappites]

^loser


WINNER :)

[KingVoyeur]

^Greedy

[rappites]

^needy

[omicron]

apparently I can't spell 'FEEL'. Dammnit.

Can I be a winner and a loser at the same time??

[KingVoyeur]

Nope, just the loser.

[rappites]

Sorry no you can't. The split personalities post in a different thread.

[KingVoyeur]

Yeah, all of her would know!

[rappites]

^Ultimate LOOOSSER





WINNER HERE

[KingVoyeur]

^Delusions of grandeur

<--Actual grandeur!

[rappites]

Don't you have a job to tend to?

[KingVoyeur]

Capturing vid right now, nothing else to do while the computer is tied up!

[rappites]

Hmm....Well, Go away anyway.

[KingVoyeur]

Never! If I have to chain myself to this thread (or I go home)!

[rappites]

I am sure ODJ is having fun with this. The power he posses in the Aslyum drives me crazy.

[Kaeos]

Ok now is the time to lock the thread.

Ah Ha! I got it!

Rappites I am going to insult you now on a personal level because in accordance with the rules of the message board and subject to the whim of ODJ whenever a thread digresses into personal attacks it shall therefore be locked.

So.

I competely disagree with you're opinion on [insert subject] and I think that you are not an intelligent person for putting forth such an opinion.

Furthermore, you smell. The odor being given off by you and your opinion on [repeat subject] is personally offensive to me and my opinion of you has suffered greatly. Such that I am wishing that you would not longer post comments on [said subject] and that you would go away. Smelly.

There. Now lock the thread. I win.:D

[rappites]

Ass kisser.

LOL

[KingVoyeur]

I am sure ODJ is having fun with this. The power he posses in the Aslyum drives me crazy.

You know you like it. Next you'll be asking him to pull out the whips and handcuffs...

[omicron]

No that's Trixie.

And I win

[KingVoyeur]

Personal experiences?

[Trazalca]

Ahem. :smirk:

[rappites]

No you don't.

[KingVoyeur]

Yes?

[southpaw]

NO!

[rappites]

No.

[KingVoyeur]

This forum only needs 395 more posts to hit 20,000!

[rappites]

I only need about 200 more to hit a thousand.

[Trazalca]

Should I be impressed? :smirk:

[KingVoyeur]

I think this thread'll lock before you hit it.


And I'll win!

[omicron]

pick me!

[Trazalca]

Ha!

[rappites]

Ha Ha!

[Trazalca]

(((Chuckles)))

[KingVoyeur]

*snicker*

[rappites]

*giggling*


You yanks have nothing on me.

[KingVoyeur]

Just that whole "Civil War" thing... :D

[rappites]

Not gonna win this one though.

[KingVoyeur]

Doesn't hurt to try...

[neglet]

That's cuz I'm gonna win it.

[southpaw]

Not so fast Crazy Quilt....

[rappites]

Go changes socks.


So, you can shake the hand of a winner.

[KingVoyeur]

I only see paws. Guess they'll just hafta shake mine!

[neglet]

I shake my booty at you, loser!

[KingVoyeur]

Will you dance at my winning celebration?

[rappites]

I am wearing out.

[KingVoyeur]

Then stay in at let the real winner be!

[neglet]

I'm taking a break now. But I fully expect to win when I come back in the morning!

[KingVoyeur]

Ok, you can win....oh....wait...

[rappites]

It better be locked by then.

[KingVoyeur]

Tell me about it, I can't keep up this pace for much longer.

[rappites]

Oh, really. . .Don't have much endurance there 'ol boy.

[KingVoyeur]

Oh, I have plenty of endurance, it's just once I leave work I probably won't post again tonight.

[rappites]

Oh. . too bad.

[KingVoyeur]

Yeah, it's a shame.

[Trazalca]

Tsk tsk.

[KingVoyeur]

Finger wag of shame

[rappites]

Winner

[fastcar]

ahem

[KingVoyeur]

Ahem is right

[DaForce]

You're all freaking delusional.

[rappites]

Crown me.
http://www.djray.com/mardi-gras/queens-crown-mardi-gras-2006.jpg

[KingVoyeur]

I'll take that.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f340/Steve-O559/thqueen7ie1.gif

[rappites]

A king is nothing without his Queen.


So, move over.

[DaForce]

Delusional.

[rappites]

hopeless

[Penfold]

You all lose.

[fastcar]

http://weblogdemil.blogs-de-voyage.fr/images/medium_joker_card.3.jpg

[omicron]

me me me me me!

[Penfold]

Hey, no posting while I'm winning.

[KingVoyeur]

I royally flush you all down the loser pipe!

[rappites]

Just try.



WINNER

[DaForce]

^^ loser

[rappites]

^^Biggest Loser

[DaForce]

^^ even bigger loser

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

Now, what is the point here, again?

[rappites]

http://www.cs.nyu.edu/courses/spring06/V22.0005-001/newcards/images/Queen%20of%20Hearts%201.jpg

nuff said

[DaForce]

The point is that you relinquish all your pot to me.



Oh...and I'm winning.

[rappites]

What kind of pot?



Winner

[DaForce]

The good kind.

<< winner

[KingVoyeur]

Winners don't do drugs! :D

[DaForce]

Just ask Lance! :rolleyes:

[KingVoyeur]

He's a winner!

Just like me...

[rappites]

http://kenny.smoovenet.com/grabpics/kenny.gif

This is what will happen if you all mess with me.


:wink:

[DaForce]

You obviously need more pot. Ask Asonofkirk for a hit.


:wink:

[rappites]

I will ask him.

But, I am a winner.

[KingVoyeur]

Out there, maybe, but here, I am winner!

[rappites]

Well, you all will have the boards to your self soon because I am taking the kids outside.


ENJOY. . .

[DaForce]

Need engrish lessons, you do.

[rappites]

Oh. . .Now you are giving out spankings.

[KingVoyeur]

Where's Negs when you need her?

[Metuzalem]

This game is crazy, are we still on round 1?

[KingVoyeur]

The thread is still open, so I'd assume yes!

[rappites]

Duh...

[DaForce]

You can all just assume that I win.

[Metuzalem]

Why?

[KingVoyeur]

Assuming makes an ass out of....well, just you I guess.

I win!

[Metuzalem]

Win what?

[KingVoyeur]

That's a good question, what the hell are we fighting over?

[omicron]

bragging rights, I suppose

[KingVoyeur]

Woo-Hoo!

[KingVoyeur]

Well, it's been fun, but I gotta head out. If the thread is still open later tonight, I'll be back!

[omicron]

I'll be here

[Metuzalem]

I won't - BASTARD TIMEZONES!!!

[omicron]

yeah, isn't it about time for you to go out clubbing or something?

oh yeah....me is winning!

[Metuzalem]

Dude, it's like Thursday? And I'm in no condition to go anywhere - BASTARD 14 HOUR SHIFT WORKING THE BASTARD MISCIBILITY UNIT!!!

[omicron]

bah wimp. You got to feel the burn, give 110%, take one for the team.

I winning again, for sure. #1 Joe here.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

Tag, I'm "it."

[Metuzalem]

HAHAHAHAHA, yeah, tag yourself in and then sign off, like me and Omi aren't going to have a cockfight to be "it" or something. Come on Kirk, stick around, the party's just getting started.

[omicron]

were it. It's me now.

[Metuzalem]

Is this not the most shameless example of post count padding there is?

[omicron]

yeah it's pretty bad. Getting sleepy yet Metz? It's got to be at least 10pm. Look at my watch. You're getting sleepy, very sleepy......

[Metuzalem]

Yeah, it's actually 11. And you're right, I am getting sleepy. You gonna come tuck me in?




I said *TUCK*, you stinking pervert!

[DaForce]

Suuuuuure ya did..



Perv.


:smirk:

[Metuzalem]

I did, I did, I honestly did. I swear. Look at these puppy-dog eyes, you actually think there is any sort of perversive thinking going on back here?

[omicron]

amazing what one letter difference can make.

[DaForce]

True dat.

[rappites]

My post count has gone up by at least fifty on this.

[omicron]

Hmm looking at the Frappr map, looks like Daf, Penfold, or Sickness might have the best shot at last post. Depending on when ODJ decided to stop the music

[Metuzalem]

Just ask anyone at a Post Office about what a difference a letter can make. Arr, arr, arr, yeah, I'm terrible I know :D .

[DaForce]

I think mine is standing still.

[rappites]

Whatever y'all say.


I am the winner.

[Metuzalem]

Winner of the "What the hell is going on with that kitty with the Jack O'Lantern head!?!?!?!" prize.

[DarkJedi]

The number I thought up last night is drawing near.....

[omicron]

at least she's not the winner of the "i like to post pictures of cleavage and ass" award.

Wait, that'd be a good award. Damnit.

[rappites]

What number would that be ODJ? mmmmmm

[Metuzalem]

The number of the beast?

[omicron]

geez hope not, I can't post another 446 times

[rappites]

How about we end it when I post 900?


Then I am the winner.

[DarkJedi]

Number of the beast wouldn't be drawing near just yet, would it? :)

Already have the winning number for Round 2 though...great number. :D

[Metuzalem]

You don't have to, you only have to post *at most* half of those. Amateur.

[rappites]

Round two? After I win this one I will stay out of round two.

[omicron]

no cause if I posted all of them that would guarantee me the winner.

[rappites]

Not

[Metuzalem]

Yeah! You tell him!

[omicron]

hmm stay and post or go to the bar. Wait, bar has wireless internet access... :D

[Metuzalem]

Ace. So we get to see Omi get steadily more and more pissed. Amazing. Hold that thought though, we should get Natalie involved too if we're playing drunks. :D

[rappites]

winner

[Metuzalem]

Dinner.

No wait, wrong thread!

[Kaeos]

:lol:

What a great post to precede mine. Which is the winner.

[rappites]

Your avatar looks very angry. What is it suppose to be?





WINNER

[Metuzalem]

All these people come here claiming to be winners of some sort. Just what are they winning?

[Kaeos]

Your avatar looks very angry. What is it suppose to be?


My internet face.

WINNER

[Metuzalem]

The teeth remind me of a bird's eye view of a piano.

[rappites]

Oh, it is very pretty and red.


Winner!!!

[DaForce]

You all know that DJ is going to make me the winner.




I'm his favorite.







Yeah, that's it.



EDITED by ODJ: LMAO Post 237 was the number, I just cannot believe it coincides with Daforce saying this shit.