I need your help...(Please read)

[Immortal1982]

I have come to a very personal and serious decision of what to do with my life.
Its taken months of careful consideration, thoughtful planning, and hard work.
But i have come to what most people would consider the ultimate crossroads, where i am stuck with a gutwrenching decision.
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I am going to buy an Ipod.:D :p

So the real important question is, which one....

[DarkJedi]

What's an Ipod?

Is it very important?

Does it correlate with having a cross roads in life issue often with people?

Can I have one?



The answer to everything is 42, of course.

[DarkJedi]

You may guess what poll option I chose....or just look it up if your crazy. I think you can guess it though.

[kah]

The answer to everything is 42, of course.


Of course. :)

[Immortal1982]

Just as an FYI you fools, you can vote mutliple times in this poll.

[Trazalca]

I have only one reponse to this,
and that is....

...why didn't he come to me for his free Ipod???

:D

POSTED: 03/30/05 05:49 PM

You want a free iPod?
You really want a free iPod?

*Traz gently places an ipod on the floor,
then stands 3 feet in front of it, holding a cricket bat*

Come and get it. Well? Come on!
It's free. Don't you want a free ipod?
<<WHACK>>

Don't ya? Huh? It's a free ipod!
<<WHACK-WHACK>>

What's wrong with you? Don't you want a free ipod?
Isn't this what you wanted? It's free.
Don't you understand free? Come on. Take it.
Show a little spunk and take it. It's a free freakin ipod!

<<WHACK-WHACK-WHACK>>

What's the matter? Don't like the color?
Who cares about the color. It's free, and I want to give it to you.
It's a gift! It makes people happy.
It makes people dance in ridiculous convulsions to music
nobody else is listening to but YOU.
Come on. Please. I'm asking you nicely.
Take the dam ipod.

<<WHACK-WHACK>>

It's free ya know. You know. Free?
As in free as a bird? Free and easy?
Free to fly? Free like Martha Stewart in a few months?
Yeah. That's it. That's free.

<<WHACK>>

No money down. No down payment. No bills.
No cash only up front. No leasing. No lay away plan.
None of that crap. It's just free.

<<WHACK>>

Come on. Can't you see a deal when it's staring you right in the face.
It's so plain. So simple. So easy.
And there it is. Right there. A free ipod. Just waiting for you.

<<WHACK>>

Oh I'm sorry. Am I in the way of something?
Let me be the last of your worries, and assure you that this is the finest
of ipods available online. Yes sir! It's true quality can't be undersold.
But for you, and only you, I'll give it to you for free.
No strings attached. No pesky emails.
No information highway blah-blah-blah, it is just a free and simple ipod
waiting for your grubby little hands. Go on. Take it.
Help a brother out and take a free ipod.

<<WHACK>>

You know, I've been thinking about this for the last couple of minutes.
You're not doing too much to take the free ipod.
Now why is that? Do I annoy you?
Am I invading your privacy? Do I look like spam to you?
The only spam I'm familiar with is the one I had for lunch. Ha-ha!
Hey. I'm just teasing ya. Go ahead ya big lug.
Come on over and get your free ipod. You know you want it.
You-know you-know you-know you wants it. Yes you do.

<<<<WHACK-WHACK>>>>

It's a free ipod. Hakuna Matata! Know what I'm saying?
It's a free ipod just waiting to be loved and held dear.
Come on. Take one home today. Show it to your friends.
Hey- there's a notion. Word of mouth! What a concept.
Be the envy of your block by being the first to get a free ipod.
Show it off at show-and-tell in school. Wow your teachers.
And when you show it to the cute girl you've had your eye on for months
across the classroom, she just might take a shine to you and ask YOU
out on a date!

<<<<WHACK-WHACK>>>>

There you go. Now you're wanting it like the bad little doggy you are.
Aren't you a bad little doggy? Wanna chew toy? Wanna chew toy?
Here ya go. Try this ipod.

<<<<WHACK>>>>

What? You think I'm some kind of freak or something?
I'm just trying to make a living just like everybody else.
I just have this one last free ipod to give away, and I can go home.
It's been a long day. I'm tired. So please. Do me a favor, and take this ipod.
Trust me. It works really good. Plays all your favorite hits. Like this one-

<<<<WHACK>>>>

Remember that hit at your school dance? Sure you do.
So come on and relive your memories with this free ipod that you can listen
to anywhere you are. On the bus, at the beach, while you're making out with your
sweet little love monkey at the back of your car parked overlooking the city, steaming
up the windows, making the axles on the car squeak back and forth and side to side.
And all to the wonderfully splendid background music provided to you courtesy of
your handy dandy ipod! And gee willickers! It's free. Can you believe it?
So come on over and take it.

<<<<WHACK>>>>

Come on. You're not trying hard enough. How hard can it be? It's free!

<<<<WHACK-WHACK>>>>

Come and take your free ipod today! I'm still waiting.
Look. Let me spell it out for you. It. Is. A. Free. I.P.O.D.
It makes you look good, smell good, make you the hottest exec in the office.
Make the deal! Take that challenge! Persevere and become that type-A personality
you've always dreamed about! Don't let namby-pampy grunts and geeks get in your way.
Take charge! You're in charge. You're in control. You're the king!
Take the free ipod.

<<<<WHACK-WHACK>>>>

Mmmm! Smell that aroma. Makes you wanna twist and shout to the funky-funky beats
of your favorite tunes! Like the Beatles? U2? The Platters? The Four Tops?
Duran Duran? Tears 4 Fears? Hot-n-sexy Britney Spears hey? How about
the ubercool urbana sounds of ultra hip Interpol? The White Stripes?
Hey! You're a hip-hop kinda guy! Usher? Lil Jon? Snoop Dog? Whazzup in da hizzy!
And it's all here in this little itty bitty so cute you wanna throw up amazing
little box called -GASP!- the IPOD! That's right! It's all in there.
Just like Ragu spaghetti sauce!
So what are you waiting for? Take your free IPOD today! Right now.
Do it now!

<<<<WHACK-WHACK-WHACK>>>>

(continued in next post, since there is a 10000 character limit per post????)

[Trazalca]

POSTED: 09/13/05 10:28 AM

Hey Southpaw!
Old buddy o pal o mine.
Go ahead and take it....

<<WHACK!>>

What? Oh I'm sorry. Did you get a boo-boo?
Here. Take this iPod. It'll make you feel all better.

<<WHACK-WHACK-WHACK!>>

What? You don't want it? Oh come on now.
Where's your spirit of adventure?!
You are the consumer I want to give this product to.
You are the sock puppet that NEEDS this iPod.
You want this iPod. You want to love this iPod.
Take it to work, take it to lunch, take it out for a fun
weekend out on the Poconos. Take it to see The Producers on Broadway!
Develop that close, personal relationship you've always wanted. And it's all for you. Right here.
There you go sir. Here's your iPod.

<<WHACK-WHACK!>>

Listen. I tell you what. I'll cut you a deal.
Just between you and me, cause I like your spunk kid.
Here's what I'm gonna do for you. With this iPod,
I'm gonna throw in a free set of extra batteries.
What do you think of that, huh? You won't get a deal
like that from Apple I can tell you that.
No freebies from those profiteers. No sir.
But from me? You get the free iPod and the batts.
So go ahead. What are you waiting for?
It's all there for you, all for the taking.
And you want to take it, don't you?

<<WHACK!>>

Haven't you heard? This iPod is sweeping the nation!
Everyone wants one. Don't you want to be like everybody else? You don't want to be left behind, do you?
Don't you want to be liked? Don't you want to be like all
your friends that are already dancing to their favorite hits
on their iPods? Don't you want to be loved?
So come on buddy. Take your iPod, and feel the love.

<<WHACK-WHACK!>>

And the great thing about this product is that it's free!
Didn't you know that? No strings attached. None.
No 2 year contract. No vouchers needed for parking.
No money down. It's yours. It's free. Take it.

<<WHACK! WHACK-WHACK!>>

And guess what? It's in your favorite color too!
You can match it with your favorite pair of pants!
Oops. Sorry. You're not wearing any. Okay... you can
match it with your favorite, um, hair! That freaky
wispy old mad scientist look you got going would go
great with this iPod. It's SO YOU. People will suddenly
start taking you seriously now. No sock puppet for a door mat. No sir! You're at the top of your game!
You call the shots! You da MAN! Here's your iPod.

<<WHACK-WHACK!>>

Now I know that life can throw you a curve, and you just
never know what hit you. True sir, so true.
Life isn't always fair. Life isn't always a basket
of peaches with a side pitcher of cream. No, life
can be as tough as a bucket of brick-hard burgers cooked
too long at the company picnic BB-Q. And so hard to digest,
you don't have to tell me. Digestion can be a problem.
You have your heartburn, your GIRD issues, and your upset
stomach that keeps you up at night. Stomach acids hitting
the back of your throat, delivering that awful burning sensation, making you wish it would just STOP and go away.
Well guess what? With this iPod, your troubles are over!
Just play your favorite Enya collection, sit back, relax,
and let the wafting melodies and sweet lullaby voices
wash over you, pushing away those nasty digestive acids
from your throat back down, and giving you a peaceful slumber of the angels.
Ah! Isn't THAT a better way to spell relief? I-P-O-D?
It sure is. And here it is for you, ready to give you the
freedom to eat whatever you want, guilt free, and with no
more worries of weight gain!

<<WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK!>>

Yes Southpaw! No more fretting over obesity issues,
and you can ease that troubled mind over your one eyebrow
becoming two as the skin fattens and stretches over your
100% cotton facade. Nope. This baby's gonna take care of
ALL of that nonsense. And if you ever need something
to open up those pores, and free your skin of those nasty
oils and dirt buildup, then throw away those clearasil products and that bottle of Sea Breeze. Here's iPod.
This'll fix you right up for your next wedding crash venture.

<<WHACK!>>

Everyone loves to feel special. Everyone loves to feel
they are "in-the-know" as they say. Well guess what Southpaw? For today ONLY, this special edition iPod now
comes with a special Green Tea extract with a ginseng
additive, and plum juice! With herbal remedies all the rage,
courtesy of the mystic methods of the Far East,
you now can rejuvenate your life with vim and vigor, reclaim your life!
And if you act now, not only will the batteries be thrown in,
I'll even add this blue velour carrying pouch with,
well what do you know! Your name is embroidered in gold
right on the front of it! Now really. How much would you pay for all this?
400 yams? 500 samolas? Maybe 700 points of bling?
Like Batman gripping the Joker by the throat, and holding
him over the edge of a 110 story building, no fear!
It's free! Free I tell you! F-R-E-E!
And you cannot get a better deal than that my friend.
No sir. I challenge you to find a better deal than that.
So? What are you waiting for? Here's your FREE iPod!

<<WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK!>>

:green:

[Immortal1982]

Well fuck. I want an ipod, not a traz rant, but ill take it anyways....

[Cncrman]

If you work it right you can save all Traz rants to your Ipod for easy future use. Or Podcast them.

[Trazalca]

If you work it right you can save all Traz rants to your Ipod for easy future use. Or Podcast them.

Now there's an idea. :D
A podcast of my voice ranting to the internet world.
But like a fallen tree in a forest, would anyone hear me?
Would anyone care?

Still, it's a very intrigueing idea....very intrigueing......

[Kaeos]

OMFG!!!!

I figured I'd just be a putz and click on "your wasting my 30 seconds"

Problem was, I was taking a bite of my cheesebuger when I clicked the button. When I saw just how many people have voted that way, I very nearly spit my cheesburger all over the screeen!!!

Dude, IPOD is a piece of shizzle. Go to Best Buy and get a nice mid range MP3 player that will recognize more than just the 2 or 3 file types most IPODS will only play. Fu-kizzle Apple, man.

[DaForce]

SkyHigh...depends on what your needs are for an iPod. If you're not doing anything visual (ie. movies, animation, etc.) then you really don't need the video iPod, because the small screen sucks a$$. If you need something for audio only, and to be a back-up hard drive, I suggest you look around for something else other than an iPod. Why? Because you'll find other companies to have products that have larger HD's and a cheaper price than the Apple product.