Three things you should know about me...

[neglet]

Since there are so many new people finding the new board, and because long introductions can get boring, I invite you to tell everyone three things about yourself.

Here are three things you should know about neglet:

I'm a stay-at-home mom, married 18 years with a 12-year-old son.
I'm a writer and editor, widely published in the reference field but still looking to break into children's fiction ... and always disturbed by poor grammar.
I'm a black belt in tae kwon do, as is my son, and my favorite tkd move is the inside crescent kick.

[kah]

Well, here goes..

1. I am also a stay-at-home mom, with a 6 month old son.
2. I was a bartender before I "retired", and probably will be again soon, because these 14 hours of tv and no adult contact are driving me batty.
3. I also help my best friend with his 3 kids, since their mother walked. (Although, in my opinion, not far enough)

[Trazalca]

1. I'm a Dad with 4 kids: a girl, boy, girl, and a boy.

2. I rant. Be nice to me. :cool:

3. I've seen 5 posters here in person last year, and still open to meeting more. :D

[omicron]

I'm a single with no kids, pets, or significant others
I love beer, especially Shiner Bock
There's really nothing else interesting about me

Omicron

[Cncrman]

Ok here we go:

1) I'm 29, father of 2, husband of 1.
2)Cncrman is short for Cancer Man. The name itself is borrowed from X-Files but stood for the fact I had cancer and survived (minus a body part) and (use to) work with a cancer research office. At this point I am tempted to change it but it's what everyone knows me by. That or CSM.
3)I have a blog if you want to know more about me, but that being said, I barely update it with personal relevant info.

[KingVoyeur]

1. 24 and confirmed bachelor.
2. Work in Educational Professional Development as a Videographer.
3. I can take a joke, so bring it on!!! :jumpie: :jumpie2: :jumpie:

[sickness]

1) I work for a company that produces technology in the homeland security industry.

2) I have become an avid bodybuilder (never will I approach competition level, though) over the last 2 years.

3) I have a fixation with biting a certain woman's neck playfully, not hard enough to cause pain or break the skin. Only one particular woman, not a certain type of woman.



/em looks around the room at all the odd and/or disgusted glances.

Did somebody fart?

Okay, #3: take two.

3) For leisure, I play guitar and console games and watch "My Name Is Earl," the only show on TV worth watching with any regularity.

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

1) I used to investigate criminal activity, now I work for a rocket factory.


2) For me, mtn bike+long hill+gravity=bliss. My 8 year old daughter shares that feeling about riding.


3) I'll make you famous if you give me your photograph.

[TrixieB]

Hmmmm.... Excellent, Negs!!

1. I'm a single, working mom of a 13 year old daughter.

2. I have held a variety of jobs over the years... everything from painting houses to managing a toy store to selling wireless phones to insurance customer service.

3. See my title? I like toys!!!

[Cncrman]

3) I'll make you famous if you give me your photograph.

Last time you said that I woke up the next day a thousand dollars poorer and unable to sit for 3 days.

[Sgt. Awesome]

1. I'm a sixteen year old Canadian highschool student.
2. In my spare time (and some of the time I should be doing other things) I play video games and write.
3. I'm a drama geek. I do it all - lighting, sound, stage, acting, writing, directing, costuming, etc.

[DarkJedi]

Hello all new people.

1. You will learn to hate me.

2. After hatred, there will be acceptance.

3. I see dead people.


Fine, I'll be serious.

1. I'm 27, single for 4 years now after a very horrid relationship, no kids(though the pressure is ON) work in the telecommunications industry.

2. I love baseball(played it in highschool), football, movies(obviously) and reading books when I get a chance.

3. You will learn to hate me...then accept me....then laugh "at" me rather then with me.

[Monic]

1. I'm 43, French Canadian, single, no children.

2. Ex-lawyer, returned to College a few years ago, now programmer/analyst.

3. I started posting on Cinescape boards in October 1997, where I met Darkjedi; we've been online friends since then.

[Kara Milovy]

Huh. My reply went bye-bye. :confused: Oh well...

1) I'm a published author; 2 books out, 2 coming out in the spring, one of which is the James Bond book cluttering up my sig.

2) I'm the single (and looking) mother of a 15 year-old who thinks (ha ha) I will let him learn to drive next year.

3) Although a normal suburban mom on the surface, my not-so-secret identity is on the weird fringe; I'm a heavily-tattooed Wiccan progressive.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

I haven't read through all the threads, so if someone has touched on this already, my apologies.

Three Things You Should Know About Me.
What I think is most important when discussing things like what someone should know about another, is to address the question directly. Consider what it is that you believe is important about yourself as an individual. That is terribly difficult, as it is quite likely that most of us may consider something today that we wouldn't consider tomorrow. In other words, we are continually evolving as people and we change over time.

1. I REALLY do not take life seriously, and I look for humor in everything.
2. I truly want everyone on this earth to be happy and fulfilled.
3. I question everything.

For today, the above is what I consider the most important things anyone should know about me.

[Kaeos]

Yo:

1) 30 yrs old, father of 4 and not done yet.

2) Sales Executive for national mortgage bank.

3) There's so many more wonderful things to tell, but alas we have not the time my dears. Come see me some time and I will show you my fine ego. http://www.vintagerocker.com/forum/images/smilies/dude.gif

[Adam54]

1.21 year old former college student...taking the year off I should've had before I ever started. I will go back somewhere in the fall though.
2. Sports nut, movie nut, TV nut, arguably nuts.
3. I like sunsets, long walks on the beach, and listening to soft jazz while taking bubble baths with Mister Dark Jedi.

Wait, what?

3. I came to these boards in the Corona/Cinescape "merger" then stuck around after CA finally boarded it up. Been doing this for nearly six years now....god I'm getting old.

[Jakester]

1. I'm Jakester
2. I'm not easy
3. Okay, yes I am.


4. ODJ bows down before me
5. I like chicks.
6. I pretend to like dudes. I enjoy this a lot. Maybe too much.

[TheNewGuy]

1. I am also involved in Theatre, I act in plays and then do Main Stage Manager, lights, sounds, props and set contruction/desiger for Musicals. I've been selected to be a main set contruction worker/ assistant stage manager for the Missouri All-State show for high school students. (The show is Urinetown.)

2. I'm not really that new. I've been here for at least a few years (mainly lurking about.)

3. I consume improbable amounts of Bagel Bites and Pepsi.

[Jarl]

1: 17 year Washington boy
2: Avid Star Wars geek
3: Graphic "Artist"

-"All right, you got me. I went to the library to get At the Mountains of Madness, I ended up getting Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince."

[barqs]

1. 39 yo gay male, manager at a hotel
2. came over from CA with pat
3. waiting for jakester to put up or shut up

[Meathead]

1) I started at CA waaaaaay back, then migrated to Cinescape v.1 and now I'm at cinescape v.2.
2) I have waaaaaay too many pets (1 Siberian Husky named Thora, 3 cats, all rescued Ares, Tiamat and Misty, I ferret named Bing, 8 fish, 12 hermit crabs, a Senegal Parrot named Louie and a leopard gecko named Spotty 2 Hotty) in the 2 bedroom condo I share with my girlfriend/best friend who used to post here named Anubis.
3) My three major interests in life are lacrosse, beer and women, but not necessarily always in that order.

3 things just isn't enough, dammit!

[Jakester]

Hey Root beer man, I didn't know you drove stick. I'll start hitting on you, too. Aw, sh!t, I'll hit on anyone, but see, now you're special.

If you email me some penis pictures, I absolutely promise they won't end up anywhere on the internet.

[American]

Hey Root beer man, I didn't know you drove stick. I'll start hitting on you, too. Aw, sh!t, I'll hit on anyone, but see, now you're special.
You'd screw anything that was human and had a pulse

[Metuzalem]

You'd screw anything that was human and had a pulse

Pulse optional: There's nothing that a bathful of warm water won't fix.

[Jakester]

Very true, Tuz. Oh, and they have to have most of their limbs.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Only most? So at which point of the Black Knight fight does it become not worth your time?

[tstone]

1. My online handle is nearly always some variation of my real name.

2. I LOVE big tits. No, really...real ones, tho I will take the occasional exceptional fake pair.

3. Political lefty, with the occasional surprising right hook

4. Radio guy, who happens to work for the US Army at present.

5. Fully have embraced myself as a geek. I mean, duh...

6. Single and enjoying it.

8. I suck at math.

[MulderLestatBlk]

1.) I'm twenty-four...been around CA and Cine for a long while. I'm the anime obessesed pocky girl.

2.) For more info check out: http://theratwhispers.livejournal.com/

3.) Would love for someone to beta read my forming novel and tell me what the hell genre it is.

[Intelligent_Design]

1) I play centerfield for The Orix BlueWave.

2) I am responsible for dog on cat hatred.

3) In my spare time I cut hair on Centauri Prime.

[madi]

I'm 45 and happy to have made it this far.

I'm a preschool teacher.

I'm a person of deep convictions, though I often don't share them.

[Space Tycoon]

1] I'm a drunk and a failure. [I'm drunjk right now, in fact.] I hate life. I hate the world. What's not to hate? And I hate war. Not a very popyulr position these days.

2] I love women. They seem to hate me., though. Or they are indifferent to me, I can't tell whcih. They say that love and hate are two sides of the same coin, but indifference is the true opposite. I dont know. In any event, women seem to be not attracted to men who are not possessed ofmuch wealth and such, and that is me.

3] I'm a Libertarian, which means I'm too paranoid to be a conservative; but too conservative to be a tinfoil-hatt guy.

I have always believed there is something fundamentelly wrong with the world and all its people, but I don;t know what it is. I think we are headed for a world war, before thisdecade is finished. I hope I am wrong...




4] I will prolly regret this post tommororow......

[Intelligent_Design]

1] I'm a drunk and a failure. [I'm drunjk right now, in fact.] I hate life. I hate the world. What's not to hate? And I hate war. Not a very popyulr position these days.

2] I love women. They seem to hate me., though. Or they are indifferent to me, I can't tell whcih. They say that love and hate are two sides of the same coin, but indifference is the true opposite. I dont know. In any event, women seem to be not attracted to men who are not possessed ofmuch wealth and such, and that is me.

3] I'm a Libertarian, which means I'm too paranoid to be a conservative; but too conservative to be a tinfoil-hatt guy.

I have always believed there is something fundamentelly wrong with the world and all its people, but I don;t know what it is. I think we are headed for a world war, before thisdecade is finished. I hope I am wrong...




4] I will prolly regret this post tommororow......



Space, I like ya. That fact alone sets you apart from 99% of the people on the planet. :)

[DaForce]

1. Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...and when I do, it's something special.

2. I fall asleep in front of the computer. A lot.

3. I wake up in front of the computer, logged on to strange chat rooms.

[Space Tycoon]

Ah man. Rough night. I've gotta knock that off... :ohwell:

Hey. here's a thought. Let's all just disregard that last post, shall we? :o

[madi]

Post? What post?

Seriously, we all have those moments.

I have lots of them, and that by the way, was the fourth thing you should know about me.

[Space Tycoon]

That's the spirit.

I have not had that much to drink in a looong time.

I'm beginning to think bars might not be the best places to meet women...


Call me crazy.

[fastcar]

1. WVU named their stadium after me.

2. I'm never too serious. It's the internet, wear a helmet.

3. I'm married with 4 cats, a mortgage, and I work for a medical device manufacturer. If you watched ER this past Thursday you would have seen two of our products attached to James Woods. The Bipap and the patient interface.

[kah]

1]
2] I love women. They seem to hate me., though. Or they are indifferent to me, I can't tell whcih. They say that love and hate are two sides of the same coin, but indifference is the true opposite. I dont know. In any event, women seem to be not attracted to men who are not possessed ofmuch wealth and such, and that is me.


Well, being a woman, I happen to have an opinion about ^. Most women, and by most, I mean the ones that are worth counting, do NOT care about "wealth and such." What is more attractive, is a man who has learned how to ride that line between supreme confidence and overinflated ego. Plus, it never hurts to open a door, pull out a chair, wash your hands after you pee (yes, we know). Besides, having been a bartender for 4 years, I have to tell you- the only good women you meet in bars are typically the bartender (:wink:) and the ones that are already taken.

[Space Tycoon]

As a former bartender, you should see these comments for what they are-- the product of deep inebriation. I think I am what they call a "bad drunk." I think my computer should have one of those devices they have for cars, that won't let you start the engine if you fail the breath test... :rolleyes:

[kah]

I've found that the "product of deep inebriation" is more often than not a person's true emotions. You may deny it later, but when you can't even remember your address (seen it 1000 times), you CAN remember what is upsetting you the most.

[sickness]

I've found that the "product of deep inebriation" is more often than not a person's true emotions. You may deny it later, but when you can't even remember your address (seen it 1000 times), you CAN remember what is upsetting you the most.

Oh, God. Tell me about it. Alcohol is the great emotional amplifier. I try only to drink when I'm happy but, last weekend (not the one that just passed), I got pissed when I was starting to drink and it just got worse. And worse. And finally it got to the point where I said some stuff to a friend that I still regret even though she has totally forgiven me. She's a saint.

[Flyboy]

1. Whether it's on a bicycle, in a car, or approaching Vne, Speed is my friend.

2. I think George Bush took notes from George Orwell (which makes me ashamed to be a republican)

3. This sounds trite, but it's true what they say, the more I learn, the less I Know.

[Lavoruis]

1. You will learn to fear me
2. Women craaaaaaaaave me.
3. I am darker than Anakin SkyWalker
4.I hate stupid people
5.Single
6.Artistic
7. I have dark sense of humor

[Rowanberry]

1) I'm married and mother of two teenagers

2) I registered on CA in Dec. 2001, and so can be regarded as an oldbie on these boards

3) I've been a sci-fi and fantasy fan since I was a kid

[Jakester]

Lavorious, you need to add "can't count" to that list.

BTW, are you named after a mouthwash?!

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

BTW, are you named after a mouthwash?!


Jakester only asks because he probably would like to gargle with you. But of course, that depends on how salty you taste.....

[southpaw]

1. I've never been convicted of murder.





2. Nothing I say should EVER be taken seriously.




3. I love you.

[Senormac]

1. I have a sense of humor but no one believes me

2. I'm older than anybody else in this place

3. I'm a Jesus believing conservative righty who is not affraid to drink beer or dance

[Metuzalem]

1. I am a firm believer that you should never tell anybody everything.
2.
3. See? :wink:

[Minion]

1. 24 year old Non-Mormon resident of Utah (you have to add that qualifier) who has been in school since the beginning of time and, for the foreseeable future, until the end of time in an attempt to become an urban planner. I like the idea of telling people where they can or can't build. I'm a jerk like that.

2. I know more then you ever would want to know about aerial photography and gis data, because I work for the evil government....it will be of some use to me someday. At least a use beyond simply spying on all the female members of this board with a satellite.....not that...not that I do that all the time....

3. You're not as cool as I am.

Minion: Also has many secrets....many that involve Lucky Charms and various breakfast cereals. It's all very complicated.

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Minion: Also has many secrets....many that involve Lucky Charms and various breakfast cereals. It's all very complicated.


I knew it! You have been a secret plant from the Church Or Tomology (aka Scientology) all this time! The Lucky Charms proves this!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/Cruisecharms.jpg

[Cncrman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Cncrman/TomOprah.jpg

It's true, he admitted as much on Oprah awhile back.

[rappites]

This one is pretty funny too. . .

Three things about me. . .

Oh you all know them all.

[DarkJedi]

LOL Rapps, can't you create a thread dedicated to funny threads where they can be linked in one....Rather then bumping up all of em.

[KingVoyeur]

It's kind of like digging up old corpses, only to find that Jakester, DaForce, Southpaw, and numerous others went and had sex with the bodies...

[rappites]

LOL Rapps, can't you create a thread dedicated to funny threads where they can be linked in one....Rather then bumping up all of em.


Sure, I do not plan on digging anymore up. But, if I change my mind. I will do that.

[Natalie]

fun....

1) I'm a 28 chick from South Carolina which I love dearly even though it's very conservative and I am not.

2) I'm an old CA-er from way back and used to post a TON until I got a job that requires me to actually work.

3) I don't like chocolate.

[UNCLEagent]

I think my computer should have one of those devices they have for cars, that won't let you start the engine if you fail the breath test... :rolleyes:

Space, buddy.

Sometimes your own genius will sit right down on your lap and ride you raw - and you'll be oblivious to it all.

Think about what you just posted.

Make it happen and wealth will be yours!

(at the very least, you could sell it to Ronco)

[UNCLEagent]

1. I'm a 47 year old single dad.

2. I love Bond movies.

3. I love cake. Especially lemon cake, chocolate cake and carrot cake.

[UNCLEagent]

I've found that the "product of deep inebriation" is more often than not a person's true emotions. You may deny it later, but when you can't even remember your address (seen it 1000 times), you CAN remember what is upsetting you the most.

So true.

Alcohol sometimes sorta unlocks the door to allow us to say what we wish we had the balls to say.

[Kaeos]

1) Almost done being 30

2) Almost a father of 5

3) Almost done for the night

[Jakester]

1) I almost like some of you.
2) I've almost banged most of the chicks on this forum.
3) By "almost" in #2 above, I mean, "had erotic fantasies about whilst spanking the monkey."

[Son of Gilbert]

1) I've been around since CA, but never posted

2) I had fungus for dinner

3)I hate trucker sex, but love to watch

[Space Tycoon]

Space, buddy.

Sometimes your own genius will sit right down on your lap and ride you raw - and you'll be oblivious to it all.

Think about what you just posted.

Make it happen and wealth will be yours!

(at the very least, you could sell it to Ronco)

Thanks, perhaps I will.

I also had an idea for a combination sunblock lotion and insect repellant in one. I work outside a fair bit in the summer, and I realized one day that it would sure be a timesaver if I didn't have to put two layers of that stuff on every day.


I had totally forgotten about that post. What a lousy week that had to have been. I still hate almost everything and everyone, but not in any in-your-face kinda way.



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[rappites]

Regarding the sunblock and insect repellent. They have already beat ya to it.

Sunblock and Insect repellent in one (http://shop.avon.com/shop/product_list.asp?newdept=&bnd=&level1_id=300&level2_id=303&pdept_id=344&dept_id=421)

[Space Tycoon]

Figures. Back to the ole' drawing board...:ohwell:



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[southpaw]

It's kind of like digging up old corpses, only to find that Jakester, DaForce, Southpaw, and numerous others went and had sex with the bodies...




It wasn't sex.....I made sweet love to them.

[omicron]

I'm a single with no kids, pets, or significant others
I love beer, especially Shiner Bock
There's really nothing else interesting about me

Omicron


hmm let me update

Still single, but got a doggie now
I still love beer
I am still pretty uninteresting.

[RedKarma]

1. I didn't give a fuck enough when this thread started to answer it.

2. I'm a female lunatic historian of the highest order. This place only attracts the best.

3. I still don't give a fuck, but today I was bored.

[Jakester]

Hmm...can I give you a fuck so you can have one for later?

[TrixieB]

1. I have a bit of a hangover.
2. I am a news junkie.
3. I got a promotion at work on Friday (hence the hangover).