Silly Things You Say to Your Friends

[kah]

Every time I look at the State of the Union thread, it reminds me of my friend Jason. He belongs to a union for his job, but always calls it an "onion." So I keep reading State of the Onion, and it makes me giggle.

[sickness]

I'm broke, Nigga! I'm broke!




We're all wicked huge Dave Chappelle fans.

[Meathead]

I usually only say this when I'm well and truly hammered, and most guys out there will know exactly what I'm saying:

"ahluhyouguys"

[fastcar]

Sure, go ahead. She looks clean.





:eek:

[kah]

I'm broke, Nigga! I'm broke!




We're all wicked huge Dave Chappelle fans.

We are, too. We're always saying, "Hold mah drink, bitch."

[kah]

My bf is also kind of an a-hole. LOL, that's why I love him. Any time someone laughs, whether it be a friend, me, or even the baby, he has this mocking fake laugh. He doesn't do it all the time, or it wouldn't be funny, but when you think you're safe- Bam! You've just been mocked for our amusement.

[Jarl]

Just a few select tidbits:

"Because yer white."
This one evolved over a meal of McDonalds. You see, my friends and I declared that the world's problems are all caused by white people, and therefore, any "why" question can be answered with "Because you're white."
It got out of hand soon after.
You see, on the way back to school, we saw this school bus with one of those aluminum tops, you know? It was shiny. Now, it was cold out, and had been raining for about 39 days and 39 nights, so my friend says, "That bus looks like it has snow on it!"
And I turned to him and said:
"Because it's white?"

"I'm rollin' 97s here, man."
This one's a bit geeky in origin. You see, my friends (different friends) and I were playing DnD one day. This kid who lives across the street from one of my friends comes over to play with us, and this guy's a real whigger. I mean, seriously. Jersey, du-rag, grabbin' the ballz, everything, but the worst part is that psuedo Snoop Dogg accent/lingo that many whiggers think is just tha shiznit, yo.
So, he's this halfling thief, I'm a human mage, and we meet in some dungeon somewhere. He's trying to tell me that the paladin in our party (more on him later) has just been attacked or kidnapped or something.
The problem is, he's using this whigger talk at me. I mean, it's impenetrable. I, personally, have lived in either the ghetto or semi-sub-urban areas most of my life, so I could decode it, but I voiced the opinion that my character, who lived in some little village named Fax, has never been exposed to a slangin' hobbit before.
The DM nods then says, "Roll a percentage. If it's above 95 (my character's system shock) you don't understand what he's saying."
I managed an 83, but soon after had to do it again and got 97. Ever since then, 97 has come to represent confusion and misunderstanding in our little group.

"Nailface."
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=38564
This is weird.
It's gotten out of hand.
I'm trying to spread it.

"Gobots"
Ah, good ole days.

-Nailface.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Well... my friends and I are a little off...

'cuz you're a girl!' comes up a lot. Essentally you do something slightly femine and it pops up. Like at my friends party... he was wearing a ribbon on his head. We were all, "Hey, why do you have that ribbon on your head... CUZ YOU'RE A GIRL!"

We use some urban slang as well.. but we're all white and not ever bordering on hip-hoppy. And gamer slang... like pwnd. (pronounced poned).

Generally we can just talk complete nonsence and understand each other. It's quite cool.

[fastcar]

We are, too. We're always saying, "Hold mah drink, bitch."


Well in that case.....my friend and I are partial to....


"Come on titty!"

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

"Nailface."
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=38564
This is weird.
It's gotten out of hand.
I'm trying to spread it.

-Nailface.


You guys had four fucking pages of that shit? Boy, do you ever belong here!