Two Word Story: Take Two

[KingVoyeur]

Superman snapped

[Cncrman]

Batman's boxers

[KingVoyeur]

on Wonder-Woman's

[Sgt. Awesome]

curvy buttox.

[TheNewGuy]

However, they

[Meathead]

were still

[Meathead]

firmly wedged

[Meathead]

in Batman's

[Meathead]

hairy butt-crack.

[Rowanberry]

Robin insisted

[Meathead]

on tickling

[Sgt. Awesome]

other boys.

[neglet]

They bitch-slapped

[kah]

one another

[Trazalca]

until Aquaman

[Strider]

drowned repeatedly.

[Trazalca]

Feeling heroic,

[kah]

Captain America

[Trazalca]

took his

[neglet]

pointy ....

shield




<you thought I was going to say something else, didn't you?>:eek:

[kah]

and shoved

[Trazalca]

so far

[Meathead]

up Robin's

[Trazalca]

elevator shaft

[Meathead]

he squeaks

[American]

Mighty Mouse

[Metuzalem]

Yosemite Sam

[Sgt. Awesome]

and decapitated

[kah]

baby turtles

[Strider]

gleefully singing

[Sgt. Awesome]

"The Yellow

[kah]

Underarm Stain

[KingVoyeur]

of Gotham."

[tstone]

Stayin' Alive

[Sgt. Awesome]

was the

[KingVoyeur]

theme music

[Sgt. Awesome]

of my

[Rowanberry]

sister's last

[kah]

wedding. Sadly,

[neglet]

the groom's

[Trazalca]

cold feet

[American]

and cold

[KingVoyeur]

icy leer

[kah]

left Neglet

[neglet]

wanting slippers.

[kah]

(LOL)

Blizzard conditions

[Trazalca]

prohibited fuzzy

[KingVoyeur]

warm feelings

[Trazalca]

towards wrinkly

[neglet]

dangling dugs.

[KingVoyeur]

Soon, tempests

[kah]

overwhelmed the

[Trazalca]

canyon sized

[Flyboy]

Shopping mall

[KingVoyeur]

where zombies

[Flyboy]

waxed poetic

[KingVoyeur]

on nihlistic

[Trazalca]

Oompah Loompahs

[Flyboy]

Meanwhile, the

[neglet]

Fashion Police

[kah]

arrested Jake

[Flyboy]

For wearing

[KingVoyeur]

pink spandex

[neglet]

condoms on

[KingVoyeur]

his ears.

[Kaeos]

Thank God!

[Cncrman]

shouted everyone.

[Sgt. Awesome]

within earshot.

[Rowanberry]

But after

[neglet]

too many

[KingVoyeur]

greasy deep-fried

[kah]

squid testicles

[KingVoyeur]

, Neglet got

[kah]

queasy and

[KingVoyeur]

barfed on

[Trazalca]

Cncrman's feet.

[kah]

He slipped

[Trazalca]

falling back

[KingVoyeur]

Superman snapped Batman's boxers on Wonder Woman's curvy buttox. However, they were still firmly wedged in Batman's hairy butt-crack. Robin insisted on tickling other boys. They bitch-slapped one another until Aquaman drowned repeatedly. Feeling heroic, Captain America took his pointy...shield and shoved so far up Robin's elevator shaft he squeaks Mighty Mouse Yosemite Sam baby turtles gleefully singing "The Yellow Underarm Stain of Gotham." Stayin Alive was the theme music of my sister's last wedding. Sadly, the groom's cold feet and cold icy leer left Neglet wanting slippers. Blizzard conditions prohibited fuzzy warm feelings towards wrinkly dangling dugs. Soon, tempests overwhelmed the canyon sized shopping mall where zombies waxed poetic on nihlistic Oompah Loompahs. Meanwhile, the Fashion Police arrested Jake for wearing pink spandex condoms on his ears. "Thank God!" shouted everyone within earshot. But after too many greasy deep-fried squid testicles, Neglet got queasy and barfed on Cncrman's feet. He slipped, falling back

onto Wonder-Woman's

[kah]

borrowed underwear

[Trazalca]

from Batgirl's

[KingVoyeur]

S&M dungeon.

[kah]

"That tramp

[neglet]

doesn't know

[Metuzalem]

squat about

[neglet]

proper hygiene!"

[kah]

screeched Wonder

[American]

Woman's slave.

[KingVoyeur]

Bitch-slapping AquaLad,

[neglet]

Robin hissed:

[KingVoyeur]

"Take it

[Kaeos]

to the

[neglet]

ladies' room,

[Trazalca]

you queens!

[Rowanberry]

There's no

[neglet]

room for

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

any overinflated

[kah]

super-egos here.

[KingVoyeur]

Taking his

[Trazalca]

THXG-1197 Superconductor

[neglet]

from his

[Malenko]

over sized

[KingVoyeur]

murse he

[Trazalca]

blasted away



(murse?)

[KingVoyeur]

at the

(man-purse, or murse)

[neglet]

lizards, cockroaches,

[Cncrman]

and Nuns.

[Metuzalem]

Lions, Tigers

[Jakester]

and whores,

[Metuzalem]

joined Jakester

[neglet]

in whipping

[KingVoyeur]

up delicious

[Cncrman]

body lotions

[American]

to cover

[Cncrman]

Herpes scars.

[American]

Jakester passed

[Trazalca]

out onto

[KingVoyeur]

Power Girl's

[American]

unusually rounded

[neglet]

knees. She

[KingVoyeur]

drop-kicked him

[Trazalca]

so hard

[neglet]

he whizzed

[Metuzalem]

bacta fluid

[American]

out his

[sickness]

brown eye.

[KingVoyeur]

"Clean-up on

[Trazalca]

aisle 6!"

[KingVoyeur]

Superman snapped Batman's boxers on Wonder Woman's curvy buttox. However, they were still firmly wedged in Batman's hairy butt-crack. Robin insisted on tickling other boys. They bitch-slapped one another until Aquaman drowned repeatedly. Feeling heroic, Captain America took his pointy...shield and shoved so far up Robin's elevator shaft he squeaks Mighty Mouse Yosemite Sam baby turtles gleefully singing "The Yellow Underarm Stain of Gotham." Stayin Alive was the theme music of my sister's last wedding. Sadly, the groom's cold feet and cold icy leer left Neglet wanting slippers. Blizzard conditions prohibited fuzzy warm feelings towards wrinkly dangling dugs. Soon, tempests overwhelmed the canyon sized shopping mall where zombies waxed poetic on nihlistic Oompah Loompahs. Meanwhile, the Fashion Police arrested Jake for wearing pink spandex condoms on his ears. "Thank God!" shouted everyone within earshot. But after too many greasy deep-fried squid testicles, Neglet got queasy and barfed on Cncrman's feet. He slipped, falling back onto Wonder Woman's borrowed underwear from BatGirl's S&M dungeon.

"That tramp doesn't know squat about proper hygiene!" screeched Wonder Woman's slave. Bitch-slapping Aqualad, Robin hissed: "Take it to the ladies room you queens! There's no room for any over-inflated superegos here." Taking his THXG-1197 Superconductor from his over sized murse, he blasted away at the lizards, cockroches and nuns. Lions, tigers and whores joined Jakester in whipping up delicious body lotions to cover Herpes scars. Jakester passed out onto Power Girl's unusually rounded knees. She drop-kicked him so hard he whizzed bacta fluid out his brown eye. "Clean-up on aisle 6!"

squealed Gir,

[Rowanberry]

before running

[Malenko]

head long

[neglet]

into Batman's

[KingVoyeur]

over-exaggerated codpiece.

[Cncrman]

"Holy Nutcracker!"

[neglet]

said Robin,

[American]

while laughing.

[KingVoyeur]

Groping for

[Metuzalem]

a metaphor

[Sgt. Awesome]

John mutilated

[American]

his long

[Sgt. Awesome]

Saucepan of

[Kaeos]

marinara sauce

[Sgt. Awesome]

Chuck Norris

[Rowanberry]

had thrown

[neglet]

away. "Chuck,

[Trazalca]

you aging

[neglet]

nymphomaniac girly-man,

[Sgt. Awesome]

" Said Michael

[neglet]

Jackson, offering

[KingVoyeur]

his hand

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

and other

[Cncrman]

body parts.

[KingVoyeur]

Flash speed-kicked

[Trazalca]

MJ into

[neglet]

some "Jesus-juice"

[KingVoyeur]

which melted

[neglet]

MJ's face

[American]

right off.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Which caused

[Rowanberry]

the remaining

[Trazalca]

cans of

[KingVoyeur]

preserved brains

[neglet]

to topple

[Kaeos]

off Hulk's

[neglet]

taut green

[Trazalca]

epidural layers.

[KingVoyeur]

"Hulk sad!"

[KingVoyeur]

said the

[neglet]

green guy,

[Trazalca]

until midgets

[neglet]

went bouncy-bouncy

[KingVoyeur]

all over

[Kaeos]

the Batmobile.

[Trazalca]

"My ride!"

[Metuzalem]

moaned Xzibit

[KingVoyeur]

. "Pancaaaaakes! Pancaaaaakes!"

[Trazalca]

squealed Robin.

[neglet]

"Lapdance! Laaaaapdance!"

[Metuzalem]

apple scented

[American]

Slamshut cried

[Trazalca]

while stumbling

[Flyboy]

Towards orc-midget

[KingVoyeur]

nurse trolls.