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SlamShut
10-25-2006, 10:24 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I'm gonna be the father of a wee little daughter girl in about 12 weeks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

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Seriously people, am I any kind of role model?
Intelligent_Design
10-25-2006, 10:25 PM
Seriously people, am I any kind of role model?

All my role models scream Fuck.
Asonokirk V 2.0
10-25-2006, 10:30 PM
Here . . . drink this . . . . there ya go . . . . :)
SlamShut
10-25-2006, 10:38 PM
Yeah, that's what I need tonight kirk-- another excuse to drink. I'm already chugging 92-proof hooch to calm my panic.

THANKS ALOT, MOTHERFUCKER.

By the way, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS PLAYING ON MY WMP RIGHT NOW? IT SOUNDS LIKE BJORK, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I must go check.

Fuck, I didn't even think I owned any Bjork. She's like all freaky and shit, like a chick you fucked in college once, and explained to your friends the next day "Dude... I drank the aquarium, and then this exchange student smoked some peyote with me. I think he was from Saturn. Then I ate some cardboard. Is it okay to drink your own urine? Will it, like, make you sick? Like hospital sick?"
SlamShut
10-25-2006, 10:43 PM
Okay, that was a Roysksopp track I downloaded, according to the information.

Apparently not all of their music is as sooting as "Poor Leno" and "Remind Me."

It's okay, I've got Donovan's "Atlantis" filling the room now.

Breathe, SlamShut, breathe.

Those lamps don't need smashing.
DarkJedi
10-25-2006, 10:47 PM
LOL Dipshit....I had to edit the expletitves from the thread title since any one can read that one.

Congrats on your new baby coming. BREATHE.
Daltons Chin Dimple
10-26-2006, 01:59 AM
Little Slams ? I thought they were hatched in a lab or something, genetically engineered to be the world's greatest everything ?

Good luck buddy !
Jakester
10-26-2006, 02:24 AM
HAHAHAHA. Well, you know what kind of boyfriend you DON'T want her to have.
One more trimester.
And then it's a lifetime of worrying about who she's going to date.
Bokchoi Cowboy
10-26-2006, 05:18 AM
Hey Slammy! Congratulations and all that!




Er....











Do you know who the father is?


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Daltons Chin Dimple
10-26-2006, 05:26 AM
Does she know who the mother is ???? :D
neglet
10-26-2006, 05:43 AM
One day at a time, Slamster, one day at a time. That's the only way to approach the terrifying job that is parenting.

Oh, except for paying for college. Start saving now. :p
Bark
10-26-2006, 06:06 AM
Hey Slammy, congratulations.

I'll be seeing you in 18 years and 12 weeks. :D
KingVoyeur
10-26-2006, 06:44 AM
Why do I keep having visions of that first scene in It's Alive......

Congrats though!
fastcar
10-26-2006, 09:36 AM
That's why it's easier to raise boys. There's only one prick to worry about.
awakenangel
10-26-2006, 01:59 PM
Your mission: Worry to the end of your days, especially if she's a girl.
Sleepless nights, even beyond those teething years.
Possible murder suspect: When she starts to date.
Be in debt when the little one wants to go to college.

All joking aside congrats, good luck and this is one of the most fantastic things a man can do....be a loving father!:jump2:
Senormac
10-28-2006, 01:54 PM
Don't you like kids slammy?
rappites
10-31-2006, 07:07 AM
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a71/a71_i_40.jpg


Hey, Slam. . .here is a t-shirt for your new baby.