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DarkJedi
10-27-2006, 03:30 PM
Name some books that have no chance in getting published ....Bah, you'll get the picture..


Proper Speaking Skills-President Bush

Revenge-Jesus

50 Proper Ways to tell your loved one you're mad. --Lorenna Bobbit

Successful Business Strategies-Enron

The Art of Cosmetic Surgery-Michael Jackson
Nostromo
10-29-2006, 04:00 AM
Oil's Well that Ends Well - Halliburton

Paging Uncle Pervy - Tom Foley

The End of Back Seat Driving - Ted Kennedy
DarkJedi
10-30-2006, 01:00 PM
How to make a shank----Martha Stewart
Bill_the_Pony
10-30-2006, 05:10 PM
another in the "art of" series by Michael Jackson.....


The Art of Proper Child Rearing


:headscratch:


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rappites
10-31-2006, 10:08 AM
10 Steps to get your African Baby ~ Madonna
KingVoyeur
10-31-2006, 10:20 AM
Internet Fun For Those Slow Workdays by Mark Foley
rappites
10-31-2006, 02:05 PM
Great Presidential Quotes ~ George W. Bush
DarkJedi
10-31-2006, 02:10 PM
Actually, some of the shit he says does go under "Great Presidential Quotes", Rapps. :lol:


Love thy Neighbors-Israel, Palestine, Lebannon
sickness
10-31-2006, 02:58 PM
Nah, DJ, more like Great Presidential Flubs.

Like:

"'There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. [long uncomfortable pause as Shrub pauses and tries to remember the simple declarative sentence "shame on me" and.... FAILS!!!!] Fool me — you can't get fooled again.."
DarkJedi
10-31-2006, 03:03 PM
Like I say....Great Presidential Quotes. :D
Nostromo
10-31-2006, 03:36 PM
Get a Grip Pee Wee Herman

The Potatoe and other Misspelled Vegetables Dan Quayle

Fun with Shotguns Dick Cheney
rappites
10-31-2006, 05:00 PM
Death Bed Millionares ~ Anna Nicole Smith
sickness
11-03-2006, 05:39 PM
Moviemaking 101: How To Follow A Great Movie With Another One... Even Two

Moviemaking 101: Explaining Important Plot Points And You

Moviemaking 101: Give Your Viewers Something Better To Talk About Than How You Trashed The Ideas Of Plot And Characters In Order To Show That You Know About Religion, Computer Graphics And 'Splosions!

-The Wachowski Bros.