And now for something completely different.....

[Immortal1982]

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.."
"This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song"
"I hope you enjoy it."

[Starts playing]
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey

Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!"
Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

Adam Sandler: "That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it. But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping. Here we go... Thanks anyways"

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

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[Trazalca]

Maniacs want to say`about damn time' to JakeMan

The Mania forum couple arrived this week in the Indian Ocean island chain after exchanging wedding vows Saturday in a 15th-century castle in Bracciano, Italy, outside Rome.

Jakester, 44, and Cncrman, 27, are staying on a yacht near the capital of Malle, chief government spokesman Mohamed Hussain Darkjedi told The Associated Press by phone Wednesday.

"People would really love to meet them, show their culture and say`took you long enough' at the least," Darkjedi said.

It wasn't immediately known if the couple had been formally asked to meet with local people.

"People are really curious and they feel they should show some of their culture, especially dancing," the Mania admin said.

The Maniac Threads, an archipelago of 1,192 islands, is famed for its beaches, luxury resorts, and rampant grammar spankings.

"We understand they may be planning to do island hopping," Darkjedi said,
"or hopping of some kind."

[Cncrman]

:Laugh: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Priceless.

And thanks for making me younger. What can I say, Jakie poo is my sugar daddy.

[Jakester]

Damn, I'm almost over the hill!
I likes to get me some young tail, though. Mmmmm....CSM nookie!

[Bill_the_Pony]

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