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Trazalca
12-14-2006, 07:37 AM
...my true love gave me what?
:anismirk:
Herpes- It's the gift that just keeps on giving year after year.
Al-Dog
12-14-2006, 08:10 AM
Jeess Kah, where’s the Christmas spirit?
Let me shake the dust out of my wallet and see if I can't find it for you.
Kaeos
12-14-2006, 09:45 AM
Let's try this again - hopefully no offense to any of our Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, Muslim, or Conservative Culture warrior friends, but....
On the first day of Christmas,
...my true love gave me what?
:anismirk:
A Black Friday broken kneee!!!!
http://www.uncoveror.com/black_friday.jpg
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....
Immortal1982
12-14-2006, 10:39 AM
...my true love gave me what?
:anismirk:
a fucking head cold.
Boy, do i hate that bitch.
Meathead
12-14-2006, 10:45 AM
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
Kaeos
12-14-2006, 10:49 AM
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
and a Black Friday broken knee!
:D
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
rappites
12-14-2006, 11:36 AM
Three bullshit excuses
Kaeos
12-14-2006, 11:53 AM
Three bullshit excuses
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
And black Friday broken knee
(come on people you know this song)
On the 4th day of Christmas my :headscratch: signifiagant other I am not so happy with (see previous 3 lines) gave to me...
rappites
12-14-2006, 12:20 PM
Four bastard children
Kaeos
12-14-2006, 12:34 PM
Four bastard children
Quote:
Originally Posted by rappites http://www.mania.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)
Three bullshit excuses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
On the 5th day, this shit head gave to me...
Trazalca
12-14-2006, 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rappites
http://www.mania.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)
Four bastard children
Originally Posted by rappites
Three bullshit excuses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
On the 5th day, this shit head gave to me...
FIVE GRAMMAR SPANKINGS!!!!:D
Still Crazy
12-14-2006, 12:49 PM
five broken rubbers.
Where the hell do you think the four bastard children came from
Ah nevermind....no soup for me.
Kaeos
12-14-2006, 01:18 PM
five broken rubbers.
Where the hell do you think the four bastard children came from
Ah nevermind....no soup for me.
It's not my thread, but Traz beat ya to it homey.
FIVE GRAMMAR SPANKINGS!!!!:D
Originally Posted by rappites
(http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)Four bastard children
Originally Posted by rappites
Three bullshit excuses
Originally Posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
Originally Posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
On the 6th day pf Christmas that crack whore gave to me...
rappites
12-14-2006, 01:49 PM
Six Rusty Needles
Kaeos
12-14-2006, 01:58 PM
Six Rusty Needles
Originally Posted by Traz
FIVE GRAMMAR SPANKINGS!!!!:D
Originally Posted by rappites
(http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)Four bastard children
Originally Posted by rappites
Three bullshit excuses
Originally Posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
Originally Posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
On the seventh day of Christmas my azzhole brother (who wrecked my fucking car and left his bag of pot in my glovebox that lazy piece of crap) gave to me....
Immortal1982
12-14-2006, 03:56 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas my azzhole brother (who wrecked my fucking car and left his bag of pot in my glovebox that lazy piece of crap) gave to me....
Seven years to life in prison
Six Rusty Needles
Originally Posted by Traz
FIVE GRAMMAR SPANKINGS!!!!:D
Originally Posted by rappites
(http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)Four bastard children
Originally Posted by rappites
Three bullshit excuses
Originally Posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
Originally Posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
On the 8th day of Christmas, That ******* who cut me off on the highway gave to me....
rappites
12-14-2006, 05:39 PM
Eight broken fingers
Seven years to life in prison
Six Rusty Needles
Originally Posted by Traz
FIVE GRAMMAR SPANKINGS!!!!:D
Originally Posted by rappites
(http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)Four bastard children
Originally Posted by rappites
Three bullshit excuses
Originally Posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
Originally Posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
On the Ninth day of Christmas my cnut of a Mother-in-law gave to me. . . . .
Woodwraith
12-15-2006, 03:10 AM
9 good reasons to have a stiff drink.
Kaeos
12-15-2006, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Woodwraith
9 good reasons to have a stiff drink.
Originally posted by rappites
Eight broken fingers
Originally Posted by HighSky http://www.mania.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50169#post50169)
Seven years to life in prison
Six Rusty Needles
Originally Posted by Traz
FIVE GRAMMAR SPANKINGS!!!!:D
Originally Posted by rappites
(http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)Four bastard children
Originally Posted by rappites
Three bullshit excuses
Originally Posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
Originally Posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
On the 10th of Christmas my worthless excuse for a boss gave to me.....
neglet
12-15-2006, 06:36 AM
10 graveyard shifts ... and damn, I like my sleep.
Kaeos
12-15-2006, 03:38 PM
posted by Neglet
Ten graveyard shifts ... and damn, I like my sleep.
posted by Woodwraith
Nine good reasons to have a stiff drink.
posted by rappites
Eight broken fingers
posted by HighSky
Seven years to life in prison
posted by rappites
Six Rusty Needles
posted by Traz
FIVE GRAMMAR SPANKINGS!!!!:D
posted by rappites
(http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)Four bastard children
posted by rappites
Three bullshit excuses
posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
On the Eleventh day of Christmas the Government gave to me....
Sgt. Awesome
12-16-2006, 11:12 PM
eleven bad tv specials
Kaeos
12-18-2006, 04:39 AM
posted by Stg. Awesome
Eleven bad tv specials
posted by Neglet
Ten graveyard shifts ... and damn, I like my sleep.
posted by Woodwraith
Nine good reasons to have a stiff drink.
posted by rappites
Eight broken fingers
posted by HighSky
Seven years to life in prison
posted by rappites
Six Rusty Needles
posted by Traz
FIVE GRAMMAR SPANKINGS!!!!:D
posted by rappites
(http://www.mania.com/forums/showthread.php?p=50111#post50111)Four bastard children
posted by rappites
Three bullshit excuses
posted by Meathead
Two swollen balls...I asked for anal...
posted by Kaeos
And black Friday broken knee
:popcorn:
On the 12th day of Christmas.....
:p Dark Jedi gave to meeeee!!!!!!!
omicron
12-18-2006, 06:22 AM
On the 12th day of Christmas.....
:p Dark Jedi gave to meeeee!!!!!!!
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