Headlines

[sickness]

You know the drill. Odd stories, unintentionally funny headlines, something just straight bizarre. It goes here.

From Yahoo's Odd News:

"25 MILLION condoms? Who's watching Carnival?"

Well, if you're talking about OUR Carnival, any straight dude with one of those 25 million condoms! :eyebrow:

[Flyboy]

In 2003, News of the Weird reported on the grand design of Bill Martin to build a Christian-themed nudist park, Natura, in Florida's Pasco County (already the home of five nudist camps). (He argues that nakedness is more Christianlike than the expensive, garish clothes worn by worshipers at mega-churches' Sunday galas.) Martin plans to open later in 2006, despite legal challenges such as the one over the frank guidelines on Natura's Web site. Perhaps the most controversial is an essay reassuring men and boys that spontaneous erections seldom occur and should not discourage them from visiting. Though Christian organizations, and even the more staid nudist organizations, have objected to Martin's candor, he stood fast: "Erections," he said, "have got to be addressed." [The Times (London), 12-18-05]

[omicron]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/02/08/suez.canal.ap/index.html

You think YOU have trouble trying to parallel-park.....


Omicron

[Trazalca]

Here's more headlines-

• U.N. peacekeepers fire on Haiti protesters
• Thousands still stranded at Northeast airports
• Miner's note reveals smoke inside Sago
• GM, Ford spar over No. 1 designation
• Chinese couples get matching plastic surgery
• Oldest winter Olympian guides U.S. curlers

:confused:

[KingVoyeur]

Jail for man who caused gas leak - BBCNews.com

That's what you get for telling people to pull your finger...

[Trazalca]

• Cheney accepts full blame for shooting hunter

Well who else was he gonna blame? The lawyer?
The elusive resistance rebel quail leader Sanchez?
What a stupid headline. :angry

[Trazalca]

• Madonna on the mend from Grammy hernia

I think one of the Gorillaz gave it to her. :D