What/If#2: "Leaving..on a jet plane..."

[DarkJedi]

...."Don't know if you'll be back again..."


In this case. NO.

WHAM. You've just been ordered to take a ride....to another planet. You're no longer required or wanted here. You have 3 minutes and a half to pack according to the big guys with electric cattle-prods....pack for the rest of your life.

The jerks say you can only take what you can grab in the next 3 minutes..(you lost your other 30 seconds reading this.).


What/IF#2:
What are you going to grab in that span and why the hell is it important enough to grab?

[Al-Dog]

:eek: :confused: :mad:
In bedroom and bathroom;
Suitcase
Toothbrush/toothpaste
First aid kit
Flashlights batteries
Leatherman
Spyderco native
(Regret not owning a gun or rifle)
Underwear
Socks
Jeans/clothing
Hiking boots
Sneakers
Pictures of family and friends
Books
Rio and batteries
If I have enough time, run to the basement;
Backpack
Sleeping bag /camping gear
Bush craft book
Tool box
Ax

[Senormac]

My Bible.....
swiss army knife.....
extra clothes......
fire making stuff......(matches or lighter).....
TP.....:Smirk:

[Sgt. Awesome]

I'm going onto a spaceship to another planet. That thing's probably got tons of high tech shit...

I'd just shrug and go with them probably. Or take them out, then live life on the run. Having a sweet movie made about me.

That would actually be kinda cool...

[kah]

My gun, because I am going to kill any bastards that think they are going to put me on a plane to "who knows where." :mad:

[Space Tycoon]

My gun, because I am going to kill any bastards that think they are going to put me on a plane to "who knows where."

Extraterrestrial Extraordinary Rendition. :anismirk:

I would bring my computer. As well as some books about science. Astronomy being most prominent.

[tstone]

Throw all my issue gear into a duffle bag, throw civilian clothes into another duffle bag, toiletry kit and snacks into a small backpack, grab one of my boxes of unread books, total time elapsed, 2 minutes. Any time leftover to put in non perishable food in leftover space.

Ok, space dudes, let's trip the light fantastic.

[Still Crazy]

Bourbon...cause it would be better to be drunk in this particular situation.

[Metuzalem]

A towel.

[omicron]

Metz, I just want to take this occasion to say you are one hoopy frood. And I mean that sincerely. :cool:

[Metuzalem]

I'll take that as a compliment. I think.

Don't you get it though? This thread is screaming Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy at us all. We need to take a towel people!

[omicron]

From HHGG:
Sass, Hoopy, and Frood

Sass
know, be aware of, meet, have sex with

Hoopy
really together guy

Frood
really amazingly together guy

Hence a phrase which has passed into hitch hiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."


Therefore calling you a hoopy frood is definitely a compliment. :lol:

[Metuzalem]

Awwwwww, you're making me blush :lol:

God it's been too long since I read that book. I shoulda known all the definitions. Right now I've got my head buried in Dune. The sad part is that it took me till book 5 to realise that that lyric from "Weapon of Choice" by Fatboy Slim is all about Dune! :headscratch:

"Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm."

[Metuzalem]

http://www.mussmyhair.com/entries/Travel/trainwreck.jpg

Yeah, that would be my bad. Back on topic then:

Aren't boobs wonderfull?:popcorn:

[Jakester]

Jess, you sure are hot to take your gun wherever you go. I think you've got a right case of penis envy. And, being the nice guy that I am, I'll let you make mine shoot whenever you'd like.

Tuz. I love you, man.
The only time I actually seem to get a little choked up is when I walk through the "A" section of the science fiction books at the bookstore and see a Douglas Adams title.

[kah]

One of those pics that didn't exist was of me in camo bra and undies and combat boots polishing my rifle. But then again, there were no pics, so maybe it's all just lies. :anismirk:

Seriously, though, I am all about the second amendment. When something bad happens on a national scale, you'll see the importance of owning a gun, but it'll be too late. I really wish people would just take the time to learn how to use a gun, even if they don't plan on owning one, in preparation for just such an emergency.

[rappites]

I know how to use a gun. My daddy taught me at a very young age. I use to shoot clay pigeons at his gun club. I was actually really good at it.

When I was home for Christmas. My 23 y.o. nephew was shooting my fathers .22 at paper targets at about 500 feet away. He has this stand set up for him to rest the gun on. He has a scope to see the target better. I told that is how pussies shoot. I told him I could hit a target standing up, not sitting down on a padded rest. He said I bet you can't. I took the riffle, I shoot five times at the choosen target and hit it three out of the five times. He tried to do what I did and could not do it. I tried to give him suggestions on how to. He still couldn't. So, I called him a pussy and walked away.

I know how to load 12 guage ammo. When my father was shooting alot in competitions in the late 80's. I would load the blank 12 guage ammo for him. So, I could make my own if needed.

But, I think Negs has the right idea. She will survive longer than anyone. I know how to make quilts and a little sewing.

[Jakester]

Kah...these pictures that don't exist. I must have them.

[neglet]

Back to the original question: are we to assume that the spaceship will have sufficient food, medicines, and hygiene products to deal with humans? Cuz I'm not going on any long trip into space without a pallet of toilet paper, a caseload of Tampax, and enough Advil to choke a horse.

[kah]

Hysterectomies for all!

Jake, I already told you- all of those pictures that don't exist were destroyed.

[Space Tycoon]

I told that is how pussies shoot...

...So, I called him a pussy and walked away.


Everyone should have an auntie like you growing up. :lol:

[kah]

Maybe they wouldn't be a bunch of crybaby politically correct thin skinned whiners?

I had an uncle that would play pranks on me as a kid. We went down to the docks in Milwaukee when I was little and they let me pull up one of the nets. He told me I had to bite the head off a smelt because I pulled up the net. My dad ended up doing that (so he says- my aunt and uncle said I did). Then he told me to bite the end off a cigar (I was about 6), so I did. But then I chewed it up and swallowed it. I puked for 2 hours. Then there was the time I kicked sand on him when we were camping and he held me by my ankles and dunked my head in the lake. :) Good times. Seriously, though, it all ended up being good for me. Of course, I would say that cynicism is a good thing.

[Space Tycoon]

You've given me a lot to think about. :anismirk:

Next time I visit my niece and nephews, I'm going to forcefeed them Varsol Paint thinner and drywall compound until they throw up.

If they refuse, I'll scream, "You PUSSIES!!!!! Take your medicine like a MAN!!" When their parents try and stop me, I'll just yell, "Oh, I see. You want your kids to grow up WEAK!! And Politically Correct!! Maybe you ALL are fucking WUSSIES!!!"

And as the police are dragging me off to the station in hand and leg cuffs, I'll leave them with this little gem; "All you did today was weaken a country! That's all you did!"



And hopefully, finally, I'll get the help I need. :lol:

[Jakester]

Women who swallow the tips of cigars are required to blow me. Seriously. It's like a tax.

[sickness]

Hysterectomies for all!

Jake, I already told you- all of those pictures that don't exist were destroyed.
Hey, you can't blame him for wanting to see pics of you in your undies polishing your rifle for him to polish his rifle to... :lol:

[Metuzalem]

This is my rifle, this is my gun......
http://ken-goeasy2.seesaa.net/image/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00701.jpg

[Bill_the_Pony]

This is my rifle, this is my gun......
http://ken-goeasy2.seesaa.net/image/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00701.jpg

http://myspace-315.vo.llnwd.net/00532/51/36/532776315_l.jpg

[Metuzalem]

Falco. Greedy, greedy Falco.
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/A/E/amdadKlaus_72.jpg

[rappites]

I dont get it.

[Metuzalem]

You'd have to watch American Dad to get it I suppose. Don't worry babe, I'm pretty sure other posters are bamboozled by my pictograms.

[Space Tycoon]

4000 years from now, archeologists will probably be debating their meaining.

[Nostromo]

Off worlders know. Trust me. :wink: N

[Al-Dog]

One of those pics that didn't exist was of me in camo bra and undies and combat boots polishing my rifle. But then again, there were no pics, so maybe it's all just lies. :anismirk:
Apparently Kah, you didn’t destroy all the pictures. :)


http://www.officialarcade.com/images/tn_bikini_machine_guns.jpg

[kah]

:lol: I was a blonde then.

[tstone]

Bikini girls and machine guns. Two great tastes that taste great together.

:p


Apparently Kah, you didn’t destroy all the pictures. :)


http://www.officialarcade.com/images/tn_bikini_machine_guns.jpg