I Confess...

[kah]

I hocked a lugee on the kid's head.


:p

[Immortal1982]

You aught a be reported for child abuse.:mad: :Tongue: :D

[kah]

Meh. It was in the shower. He moved faster than I anticipated. :Dunno: I washed it off right away.

[Jakester]

Can I be your kid for like an hour or two so I can take a shower with you?

[kah]

Umm, let me think about that...













Still thinking...














Well, Jake...















How about no?

[rappites]

LMAO!!!

Thanks I needed that visual.

[Al-Dog]

I can see it now.

Kah’s soft skin glistening as the warm water caresses her sensuous body, when suddenly she arches back, a harsh rasping sound emanating from her throat. She turns her head to the side and SPLAT! A wad of thick, green phlegm flies from her mouth and lands on the head of a sweet innocent child . . .

[kah]

:wink:

[rappites]

mmmm. . . yummy. More images to get me thru the day.

[sickness]

Heh. When I was 10 or 11, the family went to Tahoe for a weeklong vacation. On the drive up there, my dad hocked one out his window. Well, the air caught it, drove it back in through said window and past him.... right into my face.

[neglet]

Heh. When I was 10 or 11, the family went to Tahoe for a weeklong vacation. On the drive up there, my dad hocked one out his window. Well, the air caught it, drove it back in through said window and past him.... right into my face.

Rental cars are fun. When Neg Jr. was about 3, we took a trip out to California for a wedding, with a side trip to Disneyland. After a few days of driving around, I noticed the window by the child seat wasn't quite clear ... a little smeary. Turns out Neg Jr. had been picking his nose and spreading the boogers on the window. Brilliant!:lol:

[rappites]

Speaking of boogers. My sister-in-law sent this to me.

Thought I would share with ya:

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ... (This is worth passing on.)
This one is for everyone who ...
a) has kids b) had kids c) was a kid
d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids



I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.



I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

[sickness]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

As for the family trip story, it was in my dad's Ford Econoline van (driver's window and front passenger's window for outside access) that he bought from RCA when he worked for them which makes it all the more amazing that he managed that kind of aim, however inadvertant.