Help me choose an avatar... Please?

[Space Tycoon]

Title is self-explanatory. I can't seem to decide. I need input. Perhaps you folks could render your opinion?...

Be as honest as you want. It's multiple choice, btw.

These are in no particular order, and in fact a couple of the animated ones are probably too large. But I like 'em.


Cigarette-Smoking Son-of-a-Bitch!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/csm1-1.jpg


Salma...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/100x100_image06.jpg


Salma II...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/salma_hayek22.jpg


Oh look, another one... :anismirk:

http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/salma_hayek6.jpg


Dancing Cat. Who doesn't like a dancing cat?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/0c43e817cd16745a67cdd196f3030a27.gif


Mirror Universe Enterprise!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/mega_avatar.gif


Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg. Not exactly a Good Corporate Citizen of the Year winner.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/Zorg2.jpg


Exploding head from Scanners!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/xhead.gif


Voltron!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/5c-voltron1.gif


Voltron Deux!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/b2-voltron2.gif

[sickness]

Salma II. None other is worthy.

[DarkJedi]

Salma II is pretty good....

The others have been done before.

However, CSM is a classic for Space.

I'm voting for Salma II because it's a nice pic and I don't remember him using it before.

[TrixieB]

Salma II is HOT!!!! Definitely go with that one!

[rappites]

I agree. Salma duece.

I like the kitty too.

[Space Tycoon]

You can vote for more than one...

Anyway I'm going to wait two weeks.

There was this animated one of Eliza Dushku sucking a lollipop, but the file was too big. You can't always get what you want. :OhWell:

Btw, Zorg was the avatar I had when I first joined Cinescape, back in May '03.

[Space Tycoon]

I can't believe no-one likes the exploding head.

[Jakester]

Oh, I like the exploding head, but I've seen it too often.
I picked Voltron II. But if you could get Eliza and a lollipop, I'm sure I'd end up with white-out on the screen, if you know what I mean.

[kah]

I like the Trek one. :Dunno:

[Space Tycoon]

But if you could get Eliza and a lollipop, I'm sure I'd end up with white-out on the screen, if you know what I mean.

I'm afraid the size of the file makes that out of the question. It would take too long to load up anyway. :OhWell:

[Space Tycoon]

I like the Trek one. :Dunno:

Well, vote for it then. Vote early, vote often, is what I say.

[tstone]

Dude, some cool stuff, but Selma has some world class chassis going there.

[Space Tycoon]

I kind of like the first Salma one myself. It has a certain restrained sensuality to it.

But the cleavage in Salma II can be useful in distracting people during internet debates.

[Senormac]

I used to think the smoking man .....was you space. Thats the one I most associate with you. I think you need some more choices.....:)

[Kaeos]

I'm gonna throw in behind either the mirror enterprise or the voltron 1 for you Space my man! Good luck.

[Al-Dog]

Those are some pretty tough choices.

Like Senormac, I had always associated you with cigarette smoking man; it just seemed to fit your paranoid persona.

But, on the other hand Selma is hot. Sensual or boobalicious, you can’t go wrong.

I think I’ll vote for all three.

[Space Tycoon]

I think this is going to be one of those "non-binding" votes. :anismirk:

I may go with CSM, and make up for it by posting lots of gratuitous Salma pics...

MAYBE. I don't know yet.

[neglet]

I can't believe more people haven't voted for the dancing pussy!

[hawklord]

Salma 1

Partly because it's not animated and partly because...

a woman scratching her eyelid while examining her shoulder for spots is - well, just sheer class :D

[Jakester]

Pick whatever you want. It's not gonna matter. The shit's going to go down soon, and none of this is going to matter.

[Space Tycoon]

Well, that's rather pessimistic. Isn't that supposed to be my line? :lol:

[Jakester]

I'm marginally surprised that you don't know.

[kah]

I thought we had a few years. 2012, and all that crap.

[Jakester]

Check out my blog on the main site.

[Space Tycoon]

Ah yes. Parepin. Never did trust that stuff.

Flouridation of the water supply was bad enough. But this.... :eek:

[Metuzalem]

Oh, I like the exploding head, but I've seen it too often.
I picked Voltron II. But if you could get Eliza and a lollipop, I'm sure I'd end up with white-out on the screen, if you know what I mean.

Just you and me my friend. It pains me to say this but sometimes hot chicks are overshadowed by kick ass cartoons.

[Space Tycoon]

Well it looks like Salma II, with 8 votes so far. And Salma I has conceded the race and endorsed Salma II, which technically makes 11 votes.

Still, I can't help but wonder if I should just ignore democracy and pick CSM. He has a certain reserved authority about him.

I'll give it time.

[neglet]

I still say the dancing cat. Then your title could read "making pussies dance all over Ontario." :D

[omicron]

C'mon Negs, that kind of sexual innuendo and pun I would expect from Jakester, but not from you. :lol:

[Space Tycoon]

I still say the dancing cat. Then your title could read "making pussies dance all over Ontario." :D

I had a feeling you'd like the dancing cat. :anismirk:

And that signature line would not be too far from the truth... :Eyebrow:

[Al-Dog]

Well it looks like Salma II, with 8 votes so far. And Salma I has conceded the race and endorsed Salma II, which technically makes 11 votes.

Still, I can't help but wonder if I should just ignore democracy and pick CSM. He has a certain reserved authority about him.

I'll give it time.
Why not have CSM as your avatar and Salma II as your signature?

[sickness]

C'mon Negs, that kind of sexual innuendo and pun I would expect from Jakester, but not from you. :lol:
You ain't been around here long, eh? :lol:

[Jakester]

I've seen a picture of Negs petting her pussy.

[Trazalca]

Space, will you choose an avatar already?
This is taking too long. :coffee:

[Space Tycoon]

There's still a lot of people who haven't voted.

Salma II still doesn't have a clear majority yet. I may have to call a runoff election.

[Jakester]

Or a spooje-off.

[Space Tycoon]

Why not have CSM as your avatar and Salma II as your signature?

That's a thought. Works for Metuz...

[Bark]

Salma II. Anyone who wants a detailed explanation for my choice, I would be happy to provide it. Needless to say, my shallowness really is explanation enough. The answer is quite intuitive.

[rappites]

No thanks.

[Senormac]

What kind of cigs is that guy smokin anyways? That could be very important to this race......and how people vote. Even though salmanilla is in the lead.....its just not you spacey.....c'mon....your an entrepenuer.....a space tycoon......not a nice curve and some soft brown skin with......hmmmm?

[Space Tycoon]

Well, William B. Davis the actor only smoked herbal cigarettes while filming, having quit smoking nasty nicotine cigs years earlier.

CSM the character tried to quit, but returned to his old crutch when he was compelled to assassinate an alien in the "Musings" episode.

I decided to also vote for CSM. But I'm going to wait until the poll closes on March 2nd to make my decision.

My mistake was making this poll multiple choice.

[Space Tycoon]

Hello, apparently I can't vote more than once on my own poll...

:headscratch:

[tstone]

If you aren't going to pick Selma's tits (why, oh god, why not?) then CSM would be good for you.

If you are going to do a giant robot, you can do better that effing VOLTRON.

:D

[sickness]

Yep. Omega Prime, for instance.

[Queen Mae]

bitches - there is nothing better than Voltron!!!!

[Space Tycoon]

What she said. :cool:

[Meathead]

Personally, I thought the Go-Bots were waaaay better than Voltron or the Transformers. Cy-Kill could kick Voltron's ass with one arm tied behind his back, and bitchslap Optimus Prime at the same time! :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/d/d8/Cykill.jpg

[Bark]

Well, William B. Davis the actor only smoked herbal cigarettes while filming, having quit smoking nasty nicotine cigs years earlier.

CSM the character tried to quit, but returned to his old crutch when he was compelled to assassinate an alien in the "Musings" episode.

I decided to also vote for CSM. But I'm going to wait until the poll closes on March 2nd to make my decision.

My mistake was making this poll multiple choice.

Have a runoff election.

[Metuzalem]

Personally, I thought the Go-Bots were waaaay better than Voltron or the Transformers. Cy-Kill could kick Voltron's ass with one arm tied behind his back, and bitchslap Optimus Prime at the same time! :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/d/d8/Cykill.jpg

Southpaw? Is that you? :D

[tstone]

I'm thinking one of the Veritech transformable fighters from Robotech.

[Metuzalem]

Marry me.

Seriously.

That's my favourite cartoon of all time. That and Ulysses 31.

[kah]

Does it really matter what your avatar is? Who's actually going to see it on a regular basis? 1. Me 2. Rapps 3. Jake 4. Negs Anyone else I'm forgetting?

[tstone]

Mine, Robotech and Starblazers


Marry me.

Seriously.

That's my favourite cartoon of all time. That and Ulysses 31.

[Nostromo]

Hey ... what about N? Just because I have a chasis. :wink:
For the record ... I like Cancer man. Never inhales. N

[sickness]

Does it really matter what your avatar is? Who's actually going to see it on a regular basis? 1. Me 2. Rapps 3. Jake 4. Negs Anyone else I'm forgetting?
Hey! I'm still here! Just because I haven't had my ass dragged to the North Pole for work lately doesn't mean I've ceased to exist!!

[Al-Dog]

Does it really matter what your avatar is? Who's actually going to see it on a regular basis? 1. Me 2. Rapps 3. Jake 4. Negs Anyone else I'm forgetting?A lot more people show up on a regular basis then four. Besides, since we can’t see each others face, it’s a quick way to see who is posting, as well getting a feel about the persons interest and/or personality.

[kah]

I just mean that very few of us are posting lately. It's getting pretty depressing to come here after a day or so and have 4 or 5 threads with new posts. :(

[Space Tycoon]

We should have a vote on that!

[Space Tycoon]

Seriously, I'm beginning to think my motives for this poll were not above board.

I wanted the Salma avatar. But I felt guilty about it. So I decided that having a poll would be a way of making it sort of okay to have a masturbatory avatar that basically tells the world, "Hey everyone, I'm obssessed with a multimillionaire movie star who wouldn't cross the road to spit on my corpse."

So there's two things that can happen here. Either I disregard democracy and go with the distant second-place contender CSM... or you guys flood CSM with as many votes as it takes to put that black-lunged traitor over the top!

I don't care what you have to do. Call your friends. Create sockpuppets. Bribe some officials (what officials?!) But if we let democracy fail, then the terrorists have won.

Now more than ever. It's up to you.

[Al-Dog]

I just mean that very few of us are posting lately. It's getting pretty depressing to come here after a day or so and have 4 or 5 threads with new posts. :(I’m trying to do my share, but there’s no way that I can keep up with Rapp. :)

I kind of like that there isn’t a super large group that posts here, it makes it easier to get to “know” everyone. But, I see your point; it does seem to be getting smaller.

Maybe some people could be recruited from the main site. Any other ideas? :headscratch:

[rappites]

Ha Ha very funny. I am proud of my boring life and all I have to do is post here.

[Space Tycoon]

Advertising. Go out and spread the word among the masses.

[Bark]

Seriously, I'm beginning to think my motives for this poll were not above board.

I wanted the Salma avatar. But I felt guilty about it. So I decided that having a poll would be a way of making it sort of okay to have a masturbatory avatar that basically tells the world, "Hey everyone, I'm obssessed with a multimillionaire movie star who wouldn't cross the road to spit on my corpse."

So there's two things that can happen here. Either I disregard democracy and go with the distant second-place contender CSM... or you guys flood CSM with as many votes as it takes to put that black-lunged traitor over the top!

I don't care what you have to do. Call your friends. Create sockpuppets. Bribe some officials (what officials?!) But if we let democracy fail, then the terrorists have won.

Now more than ever. It's up to you.

How about shunning repression and letting your id make the pick. You know you really want it.

Also, I'm sure Salma would cross the road to spit on your corpse if she knew how much it meant to you. :D

[Space Tycoon]

Also, I'm sure Salma would cross the road to spit on your corpse if she knew how much it meant to you. Only a true friend would say that.

[Bark]

I honestly believe that. She may even want to slap your face too. :D

[Jakester]

I'll slap you in the face with my junk.
Probably not what you're looking to have happen, but gift horses and all that...

[Queen Mae]

What I would like to know is - does everyone like my new avatar?

[omicron]

Not as much cleavage as the one you used over at Cinescape/Corona. :cool: Therefore, not as good. :anismirk:

[Bark]

Not as much cleavage as the one you used over at Cinescape/Corona. :cool: Therefore, not as good. :anismirk:

Agreed. We don't need the whole Bible, just a couple of chapters. :Eyebrow:

Also, SMILE! :)

[Metuzalem]

What I would like to know is - does everyone like my new avatar?

Aww, I think it's cute. But then again I don't remember the cleavage one, don't even know if I ever saw it.

[Queen Mae]

I don't think I have any of me smiling.... I'd take a new one now BUT you guys really don't want to see me without make-up.

[Al-Dog]

I don't think I have any of me smiling.... I'd take a new one now BUT you guys really don't want to see me without make-up.Show some cleavage, and we wouldn’t even notice the lack of make-up. :Eyebrow:

[kah]

I think that was a good move towards stealing the hot chick title back. Not that I wouldn't have given it freely. :wink:

[Bill_the_Pony]

Best...Avatar...EVER!

http://www.inner-depths.com/he-man.gif

[kah]

:eek:

[Metuzalem]

He wasn't lying. That is the best avatar ever.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Now, that's what I call a sticky situation. :lol:



:headscratch:

[Bill_the_Pony]

Just you and me my friend. It pains me to say this but sometimes hot chicks are overshadowed by kick ass cartoons.


Well, there's always those racy pinup girl paintings from the 50's.

http://www.mni.ne.jp/~aces_59/equipments/6120%20pinup%20girl.jpg http://www.schockwellenreiter.de/images/000330-Driben330.jpg http://www.textentertainment.de/images/Creamcheese/Scheckbuch.gif

Or the retro stuff by artists like Coop and such... http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/792671/2/istockphoto_792671_50_s_pinup_girl_on_rocket.jpg

[Metuzalem]

Yeah but there's also kick-ass movie posters like these:

http://www.creaturescape.com/unimonster/harryhausen/1million.jpg

http://www.filmposters.com/images/posters/9165.jpg

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://a29.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_7a6a79c94c800dd78e8b3fbdb7c19c84.jpg

I've posted that before elsewhere, but it's worth a second ogle. :rolleyes:

[Metuzalem]

Damnit, you trumped me again :lol:

[UNCLEagent]

Oh for God's sake - Space! Enough drama already!

Just go with the classic Cigarette Man to make a statement. And use the rest of the time to post porn pictures of Salma all over the forum to make all of us very happy.

ODJ said it's okay.

Really.

[Metuzalem]

*Bangs fist on table*

Here, here!

[TrixieB]

There's gonna be Salma porn!?!?!?!?!

WHOO HOO !!!!

[UNCLEagent]

http://www.cineastentreff.de/teleschau/200621/8/200621_168837_4_024.jpg

"This is gonna be good."

[Space Tycoon]

Actually, I was thinking of bringing back the "Stunning Actresses" thread. Though it wouldn't just be actresses.

I've been looking around the web at other discussion groups and they all have at least one babe thread, of varying levels of skin factor.

So I may go with Uncle's suggestion.


But, what of democracy? What of the will of the people?

[UNCLEagent]

But, what of democracy? What of the will of the people?

Let them eat cake.

[Space Tycoon]

Wouldn't that just be fitting though? Smoking Man was always the power behind the scenes. He had no use for democracy. His circle had the power to do whatever they wanted and operated without any impediment from constitutional limitations.

[UNCLEagent]

ergo, the worthiness of its selection for you.

However, it's gonna take some work to top Metuz's signature.

[Metuzalem]

Oh stop, you're embarrassing me :lol:

[kah]

Actually, I'm pretty tired of looking at Tuz's sig.

[Bark]

Now you're just being an attention whore, ST. :D

[Space Tycoon]

This was never a binding resolution.

Lots of those going around lately...

Anyway, thanks to all who voted and bothered to share their input on all this.

And to the rest of you... you can see now it would have made NO DIFFERENCE ANYWAY.... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bark]

This was never a binding resolution.

Lots of those going around lately...

Anyway, thanks to all who voted and bothered to share their input on all this.

And to the rest of you... you can see now it would have made NO DIFFERENCE ANYWAY.... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want you to post 5 pics of Salma, and 5 of stunning actresses in general, for the sin of WASTING MY TIME! :D

(Seriously, post those pics.)

[neglet]

And post the dancing kitty in this thread so I can save it and use it for my own nefarious purposes.

[neglet]

Something like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/0c43e817cd16745a67cdd196f3030a27.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/0c43e817cd16745a67cdd196f3030a27.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/0c43e817cd16745a67cdd196f3030a27.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/0c43e817cd16745a67cdd196f3030a27.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/kevinsager/0c43e817cd16745a67cdd196f3030a27.gif

[Space Tycoon]

I got the cat off of a ytmnd site:


http://dancingcatweaponofchoice.ytmnd.com/


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[UNCLEagent]

bothered to share their input on all this.
And to the rest of you... you can see now it would have made NO DIFFERENCE ANYWAY.... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, you make me hot!

[Space Tycoon]

No, that's just global warming.



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[Al-Dog]

This was never a binding resolution.

Lots of those going around lately...

Anyway, thanks to all who voted and bothered to share their input on all this.

And to the rest of you... you can see now it would have made NO DIFFERENCE ANYWAY.... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
How could you resist?


http://allstarcelebrity.com/images/salma_hayek49.jpg

[Trazalca]

"This poll will close on 03-02-2007 at 01:18 AM"

The anticipation is killing me. :rolleyes:

[Nostromo]

I hear Vegas is making book on this. N

[rappites]

:coffee:

[Space Tycoon]

I had to follow my heart, and not my genitals.




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[Bark]

I had to follow my heart, and not my genitals.




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Tisk. Tisk.

You mean they're not in sync? What an alien concept to me! :lol:

[Nostromo]

That's the spirit. Truth be told.... it's out there. :wink: N