Hello.

[SlamShut]

I'm new. How is everyone today?

[Trazalca]

Fine. I think, um, yep. I'm good. Fine is good. :)
Cool username, btw.

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Hey roller, where is your username from?

[sickness]

Welcome to the boards, RollerPig.

[SlamShut]

Hey roller, where is your username from?
"I think your life's about to change."

"So you found Mary?"

"Right there in Liberty City. And you were right, she's really something."

"So she hasn't changed?"

"That I couldn't say. Let me ask you something: Was she a little big-boned in high school?

"No, not at all."

"Well she must've packed on a few pounds over the years."

"Mary's a little chubby, huh?"

"I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half. Not bad."

"But you know, you shit out a bunch of kids, you're going to put on a few pounds."

"So she's married?"

"Nope. Never been."

"Huh?"

"Four kids, three different guys."

"Three different guys?"

"Well I'm guessing. There's a black kid, two whites, and a midget."

"Oh my."

"Hyperactive little fuckers, too. Tough to keep up with in a wheelchair, I bet."

"She's in a wheelchair?!"

"Yeah, I thought that was your kick. Hey, don't look so shocked, it's been a long time. I bet you've changed a lot over the last twelve years, haven't you?"

"It's just that...Mary. I wouldn't have thought..."

"Anyway, the good news is I have all the information you need. Got it from her bookie--nice guy. You should definitely call her, Ted. I mean she's a real sparkplug, that one. She seems determined to get those rugrats off welfare and with your help I'll bet she does it."

"Thanks, Healy. Good work."

"Ted? Don't you want the name of the housing project?"

"Uh, that's okay."

"You sure, big guy? I'll bet she'd love to hear from you before her mastectomy!"

[LATER]

"Well I think you're right, I should look her up.

"Who, RollerPig? Are you nuts?"

"But you said she was a sparkplug...?"

"I said buttplug. She's heinous."

[sickness]

Ahhh, There's Something About Mary. One of the great comedies and proof (along with Kingpin, Dumb & Dumber, Stuck On You, Shallow Hal and The Ringer) that the Farrelly Brothers are God.

[Monic]

Bonjour! :)

[Cncrman]

Welcome to the boards!

[KingVoyeur]

Welcome welcome welcome!!
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[southpaw]

Oink.