Vd

[TrixieB]

No... it's not a thread about Jakester.

Valentine's Day.

Anybody giving or getting:wink: anything good?

I don't expect more than a card from my mom... so let's hear it. I need to live vicariously through all you hopeless romantics.

[Penfold]

My fiancee has class tomorrow night, so we're just going to go to Wendy's. I'd better go ahead and call for reservations.

[Kaeos]

Valentines day is one of those times of the year when I get to refill the happy account in my life.

Tomorrow, I'll meet my wife for lunch at the local diner in my town. Awesome place called The Kandy Kitchen. Best greasy spoon in the north east by my account.

I stopped today at a local candy/chocolates store in Rochester and bought about $27 worth of chocolate for her and the kids - solid milk chocolate heart and bag of cashew clusters. A large hollow chocolate rabbit for my sons and a small chocolate bunny for my daughter.

The gift giving portion consists of the living and dining room paint and makeover's I did for her this weekend and the brand new electric skilletthat she's been bugging me for.

By this time tomorrow I'll have enough good karma in the happy account to pretty much guarantee I get whatever I want until this summer when her birthday comes around.

Zen Baby. Wax on, wax off.

[sickness]

I'm more bitter than usual this year so I intend to treat women with the least respect possible. Naturally, I'll be up to my ears in women wanting me by about 10:30 tomorrow night.

[Jakester]

Dude, you've figured out the secret to getting chicks.

[sickness]

It's pathetic that it works that way. Truly pathetic.

[southpaw]

There just isn't a demand for nice guys these days.....





BTW ladies, I know the question that is on all your minds......yes I am accepting gifts this year. Gift cards, candy, (what? guys eat candy too!) any spicy pics of you or another pretty lady you might have.....or a pic of you AND another pretty lady. I don't mind. PM me for shirt sizes and DVDs I don't have.



XOXOXO :wink:

[Space Tycoon]

It's pathetic that it works that way. Truly pathetic.
And exactly the reason I've kinda grown to hate women, for the most part.

There. I said it.

[southpaw]

I take personal checks and money orders too....it's just not as romantic.........

[Space Tycoon]

Well okay, I don't hate them, exactly, but... they disappoint me. Let me just say that.


That said, I will be spending Valentine's day online, where you're never alone.


On the internet, someone is always watching you... :eek:

[sickness]

For the record, I just couldn't type this next part at work. Later this week, I'm going to a strip poker game including women of loose morals. I'm getting all kinds of laid this week.

[Space Tycoon]

Bastard.

:smirk:

[sickness]

Hehehehe....

[fastcar]

I'm holding out for March 14th...

[Jakester]

Is that Steak and a BJ day?

[neglet]

There just isn't a demand for nice guys these days.....

BTW ladies, I know the question that is on all your minds......yes I am accepting gifts this year. Gift cards, candy, (what? guys eat candy too!) any spicy pics of you or another pretty lady you might have.....or a pic of you AND another pretty lady. XOXOXO :wink:

Just for you, Southie: me AND another pretty lady! Happy VD!

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[southpaw]

Oh BABY! You know just how to treat a sockpuppet.