OK, so who's the Head Bigshot 'round these parts?

[SlamShut]

Who's the bull-goose-loony?

The local Fonzie?

The neighborhood Spiderman?

The Cinescape Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah?

Reason bein' that him and me is gonna have it out in the prison yard during exercise.

[cracks knuckles]

There's a new shurriff in town. And I'm all hopped up on quaaludes, Pop Rocks, and wine coolers.* Put yourselves on notice.

*And don't gimme none of that horsepuckey about wine coolers being for housewives and little girls. Remember Bartles and Jaymes? You never heard Bartles talk, did you? That's 'cause Bartles was the toughest, meanest son-of-a-bitch that ever blessed the earth with the imprint of his foot. Remember that first Jurassic Park movie? That Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Bartles was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
And Bartles was the only man I ever knew that could slam a revolving door. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, ya mamby-pamby little princesses.

[MPG]

The neighborhood Spiderman?
It's Spider-Man.

And I believe you're looking for Romy.

[neglet]

No, I believe you're looking for a poster by the name of "SlamShut." He was so tough he blew this popsicle stand, looking for rougher, tougher posters with whom to spar. We weren't worthy.:ohwell:

[Jakester]

If you're looking for the guy who runs the joint, it's odj. If you're looking for the guy who makes odj his bitch, it's me.

Wine coolers are for pussies.

[Jakester]

'Course, Moop is right. Romy would send him home a-cryin' to momma.

Meh.

[Cncrman]

Why do I keep reading this thread title as "Big Headshot"?

It makes me giggle.

[tstone]

He said "head".

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

If you're looking for the guy who makes odj his bitch, it's me.



Ha! That was funny Jakester!


You really know who has always had the power to turn whomever into "his bitch".

Especially you, monkey-boy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/bitchKid.jpg


As far as Slamshut, that trash was taken out a long time ago. Picture a gelding.....castrati....choir-boy altered so he can sing soprano....

[SlamShut]

If you're looking for the guy who runs the joint, it's odj. If you're looking for the guy who makes odj his bitch, it's me.

Wine coolers are for pussies.

'Course, Moop is right. Romy would send him home a-cryin' to momma.

Meh.

WHAT THE SAM HILL?!?!?

DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DOUBLE-POST IN MY TOPIC, SON?

Hell, I like you, junior. You and me are gonna be BEST FRIENDS. Hell, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!!!

Look how excited she is!!!!

http://triotv.com/kath_kim/images/magda2.jpg

What time you comin' over, pal?

[Jakester]

Goddamn, she's HOT! Can I fuck her twice? Will you watch?

I'd let you join in, but I think you'd best wait 'til you get some pubes. Besides, I'm sure you spank it while she's in the shower anyway.

[SlamShut]

Now why you gone insult your new best friend like that? I ain't no damn sisterfucker. That's just rude. Now you can't fuck my sister no more.
Now go make me a fuckin' sandwich.

[Jakester]

I didn't say you were a sisterfucker. I implied that you'd like to be. I'm not rude. Oh wait. Yes I am.

No sister banging, no fuckin' sandwich. I might get you a beer, but no fuckin' sandwich.

[tstone]

I think I see true love in the making here. Truly.

:hugs:

[Metuzalem]

Remember that first Jurassic Park movie? That Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Bartles was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
And Bartles was the only man I ever knew that could slam a revolving door. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, ya mamby-pamby little princesses.

I already did a post about www.chucknorrisfacts.com :wink:

[DarkJedi]

Welcome back.


Dude certainly knows how to make an entrance.....or a comeback.


Prison yard hook up huh.....Sounds like fun. :smirk:

[Queen Mae]

I ain't no damn sisterfucker.

Are you sure you weren't the guy that I was with last night?

[SlamShut]

Well, now I have a giant purple boner and need a story. Please share, Mae.

And by "share," I mean "post a link to video of your shameful naked escapades for my viewing pleasure."

[southpaw]

Truly disgusting. You know I was so glad that you came back Slammy, then I read that last comment and I have to say you really took it to an ALL TIME LOW! You really have some fucking nerve..........





....you don't "share" that kind of top notch pornography, you suck it up, pull out a credit card and you BUY IT!!! Show some gawd damn respect.


You've changed Slammy. Your not the man I fell in love with.:romy:

[southpaw]

Aw hell, I just can't stay mad at ya!:D

[American]

SLAMMY!!
:jump2: :jump:

[SlamShut]

Hi.

By the way, I think those bouncing smilies are the most horrible thing in human history.

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://www.act1theater.com/Soap_in_the_mouth.jpg


Plenty more for all of you. :)

[Space Tycoon]

SlamShut!

What's up with your bad self?

[MPG]

By the way, I think those bouncing smilies are the most horrible thing in human history.That's an understatement.

[Jakester]

Hey, Yukface! Can I still fuck your sister or what?

[Sgt. Awesome]

Just like old times... Jake trying to do naughty things by invite of Slammy...

I gotta ask, will we expect another all caps wednesday?

[neglet]

What, you no likee bouncy bouncy, Slam-man?

:jump: :jump2: :jump: :jump2: :jump: :jump2: :jump: :jump2: :jump: :jump2:

Oh ... I forgot about that terrible incident with you and Jakester when you were jogging naked on the same treadmill. I can see how that might put you off the bouncy-bouncy.

:jump: :jump2: :jump: :jump2: :jump: :jump2: :jump: :jump2: :jump::jump2:

Too bad nothing puts Jake off the bouncy-bouncy. Someone needs to bring a mop in here.

[Jakester]

Negs, I'm fantasizing about you giving me a tkd kick to the head...

[neglet]

This thread is about "Head Bigshots," not big head shots ...

But since you ask:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y116/neglet/headshot.jpg

[Bark]

Shouldn't this thread be titled, "Who wants to **** off Slammy?" :smirk:

(Now is where you say my sister does, or my mother does, or I do. Something to either insult me or my family. BTW, the insult wouldn't be calling me gay. The insult would be my low standards. :smirk:)

Welcome back Slammy. Don't post anyone's phone or address here. :smirk:

[Jakester]

Well, see, negs, you go for the head kick, and I just sort of duck down and, lookie, your legs are so far apart...

[Senormac]

Cheers Slamshut


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/gnomemail10.jpg