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05-14-2007, 12:21 AM
So today, at work, a friend of mine casually brings up the idea of sex with Rosie O'Donnel. I won't get into how that came up, it is a long and disturbing story. Needless to say, I told him that I would rather have my lower extremities licked clean by a dog than get within a mile of a naked Rosie. Which brings me to point. I will start by giving you a (hopefully) bad scenario. Then you will tell the rest of us what you would rather do than that thing mentioned. Then, you get to pick the next bad scenario and so on.
So I'll start of light:
Attending a Micheal Bolton/Kenny G concert.
Sex with Jakester.
05-14-2007, 05:09 PM
maintain my dignity by running nude through razorblades while being doused with lemon juice.
05-15-2007, 10:32 AM
If I had a heart, it'd be breaking.
Change Britney's tampon after a two hour stage show.
have sex with Jakester.
Wax an orangutan.
05-15-2007, 11:16 PM
wear a tutu ans sing...wait, wax an orangutan? That sounds like fun!
Have dinner with President Bush...
05-16-2007, 08:22 AM
do Rosie's mother
05-16-2007, 08:59 AM
Talk to a Republican.
Hey, believe it or not, it's easier talking to a glassy-eyed, robotic prick who wants to let you know you're going to hell when he's actually priming himself for it than dig up 6 feet of dirt.
Wait. 6 feet. That's not so bad.
05-16-2007, 06:35 PM
waste more of everyones time with bullshit!!!!!
05-17-2007, 04:57 AM
SinisterPryde just made me ill with that mental image. Yuck! :puke:
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