SinisterPryde
05-25-2007, 05:33 PM
Okay, so when I was a wee lad of about 7, my cousin (whom I lived with) had one of those talking toothbrushes based on popular cartoons. The cartoon in question was He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. When you pressed a little red button it spoke and, God help me, I still remember how it went;
Er-hrm:
"I'm He-Man, I'm as strong as can be and I brush my teeth with regularity. Once in the morning and once at bedtime and after each meal so my teeth will shine! You'll remember this saying if you rehearse and you'll be like the Masters of the Universe!"
I will be old, senile , lost in the middle of some random wood with urine stained golf shorts, but I will remember that little verse until the day I die.
Er-hrm:
"I'm He-Man, I'm as strong as can be and I brush my teeth with regularity. Once in the morning and once at bedtime and after each meal so my teeth will shine! You'll remember this saying if you rehearse and you'll be like the Masters of the Universe!"
I will be old, senile , lost in the middle of some random wood with urine stained golf shorts, but I will remember that little verse until the day I die.