What annoys you?

[Gentlemen Death]

Undrecooked BBQ

Women who do not like oral sex

PG-13 horror movies

Commercials that make me look like an asshole because i do not own a credit card...dicks!

15 year old moms

condoms

People who ask for the salad dressing on the side; put that shit on the salad, damn! Might as well have everything seperated into bowls, so you can pick and choose when you want to eat your cucomber or carrot!

..............And the board is yours now!

[Nostromo]

Restricted bars. N

INTERIOR: TATOOINE -- MOS EISLEY -- CANTINA.

The young adventurer and his two mechanical servants follow
Ben Kenobi into the smoke-filled cantina. The murky, moldy den
is filled with a startling array of weird and exotic alien
creatures and monsters at the long metallic bar. At first the
sight is horrifying. One-eyed, thousand-eyed, slimy, furry,
scaly, tentacled, and clawed creatures huddle over drinks. Ben
moves to an empty spot at the bar near a group of repulsive
but human scum. A huge, rough-looking Bartender stops Luke and
the robots.

BARTENDER
We don't serve their kind here!

Luke still recovering from the shock of seeing so many
outlandish creatures, doesn't quite catch the bartender's
drift.

LUKE
What?

BARTENDER
Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.
We don't want them here.

[Nostromo]

Restricted bars. N

INTERIOR: TATOOINE -- MOS EISLEY -- CANTINA.

The young adventurer and his two mechanical servants follow
Ben Kenobi into the smoke-filled cantina. The murky, moldy den
is filled with a startling array of weird and exotic alien
creatures and monsters at the long metallic bar. At first the
sight is horrifying. One-eyed, thousand-eyed, slimy, furry,
scaly, tentacled, and clawed creatures huddle over drinks. Ben
moves to an empty spot at the bar near a group of repulsive
but human scum. A huge, rough-looking Bartender stops Luke and
the robots.

BARTENDER
We don't serve their kind here! :eek:

Luke still recovering from the shock of seeing so many
outlandish creatures, doesn't quite catch the bartender's
drift.

LUKE
What?

BARTENDER
Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.
We don't want them here. :Tongue:

[tstone]

Small talk.

In general, I don't care to hear you wax voluminously about the weather, ailments, kids, etc...I won't subject you to it, and I'd appreciate it if you refrained.

[southpaw]

Car seat frames......just thinkin bout them makes me SO ANGRY. :mad:

[Kaeos]

Teenagers. I hate teenagers.

[Bill_the_Pony]

:) Have to agree there, Kaeos. Not ALL of them, mind ya...we have some fine, intelligent and articulate young people here, have seen many of them grow up over the past few years. Friends with many of them on myspace, can't help but feel proud for them.


But then go to myspace and click on one of their featured videos. Look at all the no-IQ, hateful, worthless garbage in the comments people leave behind. The internet does NOT take the place of parenting, even BAD parenting which has got to be better than NO parenting. These kids need to have their connections yanked.


I have this small group of snooty little prima-donna bitches that come in most mornings at Starbucks, they're all from one sober treatment home, and they are the worst little f**king twats, acting like they're badass with their Hot Topic (HA! Hot Topic, which is owned by THE GAP!) accessories and face piercings and sense of entitlement. They all act like they think they're on some kind of MTV reality show, and everyone else at the shop (customers, other rehab people, co-workers) hates them as well. When I'm on the espresso bar, they get decaf in their drinks. :)


But I'll go further than that, the entire human race annoys me to no end. The state of sleep and/or unconsciousness that most people seem to wander around in. The complete lack or regard for others, complete unawareness of their surroundings. This need to be right, (as Eckhart Tolle explains, is another form of violence). We are born into this world needy, demanding, self-centered, and it dominates our very psyche. Typified by many things, such as....


This wannabe gangsta culture, as adopted by greedy, lazy, violent, uneducated thugs of every single race. The kind that love to use dollar signs in their spelling, and display the stupidest, ugliest taste in everything material they worship.


Whoever it is that's making people like Britney, Lindsey, Paris, and everyone of their ilk famous. Young America's taste is up its ass.


The fact that I am dwelling too much on this, and not on the present state of (my) life, and that is that I do not have these kinds of people anywhere near me. For that I am grateful.



I could go on, but the thing is, I have to surrender and accept that humanity is like this, and that is the first step in empowerment and living free from it. That is an everyfuckingday exercise.

[Gentlemen Death]

Very true Bill, very true.

[Kaeos]

Well, I guess I should narrow it down.

Specifically, I hate people age 12 to 15. Especially girls. I see young people and their obnoxious fashions, and their obnoxious pseudo affluent lifesytles where they all have to have a cell phone and an i-pod and everyone around them is beneath them.

And it's not like these are the same shit-don't-smell yuppie cnuts I grew up with, these little shits have achieved a whole new level of annoying.

*whew*

Calm now, calm. My children will be teenagers in a few years. I gotta keep it together.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Whatever you do, don't let them on the internet until they prove they can behave. :mad: :eek: :mad: :) :eek: :confused:

[colmatrix]

Everything Bill talked about...and right now I am a school-bus driver. When you get to know them the facade drops and they become themselves, but that's only after a month or so! :D I can't remember, but were we like that back then? (maybe a lil bit?)

Talk about politics on this board. It's a movie website. Save it.

People that try and get things they don't need or deserve and act like they are entitled to it just because they are breathing.

Slow drivers!

Skim milk!

ALL PG-13 movies...go one way or the other will you?!

[Bill_the_Pony]

Drivers.... http://a853.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/m_03bdb65773b3ed52f03793f3e96baa24.gif!!!!!!!!!


ANYBODY who can not or will not drive REASONABLY. I don't take a lot of others' driving behaviour personally, I have ways to let it roll off my back, but still....In a place like California..... :mad: !!!!! People who are out to prove something, whatever it is. People who listen to music so loud it becomes a sonic weapon. Wankers that bling their cars with spoilers (that don't belong there) or spinning rims, (which don't belong anywhere). CELL PHONE TALKERS!


People who shop like they drive, ie charging thru tight aisles with shopping carts, people who block aisles with shopping carts, people who walk out in front of others without looking, people walking side by side that approach you from the opposite direction but won't move over to let you by, people who let their kids run wild and tear shit up, scream, rollerskate with those stupid sneakers in stores (HEY! I'M STANDING HERE!), people who pick up stuff and drop it wherever they feel....People that leave shopping carts just anywhere, instead of walking a few extra feet to put it in the collection area....ie, they leave them in the middle of parking spaces, piled up on each other, next to your car, in the middle of the driving lanes....consequentially I like to shop during hours when there are fewer people around. :Smirk:


Oh, here's a good one... people (for whatever reason) that are in those little wheelchair buggy things, who loudly proclaim EXCUSE ME COMING THROUGH, nudging their way through pedestrians. Ugh. http://a604.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/m_b93589d33d8dd4318479e6abf497e1cb.gif


I worked yesterday morning at the coffee peddler, and the weekend/holiday crowds are annoying as FUCK. I love (most of) the daily morning crowd, I know them all by name. The weekend stragglers, whiners, snoots, primadonnas, people that act like they're on vacation, visiting the Magic Kingdom, or expect to be treated as if they were a consumer in the Cold War Era.....more people that are asleep. and CELL PHONE TALKERS! :eek: ! :Tongue: !!!!!


Basically, anything that annoys me is human or human created or perpetrated. Nothing from Nature itself can annoy me. So in a nutshell....people suck. :)

Sometimes I wish I were General Zod. :mad:

:eek:

:o not really. :rolleyes:



Good night! http://a948.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/m_580714110a6d0e3e6f041cbd8f2034f3.gif

[rappites]

Men who think that it is their right to assume their girlfriend/wife should suck their wanker. Then get mad when she does not want to. :mad:


If you have never done it and don't want to try it. Don't get mad when she declines you. If you think it is gross to imagine yourself suck another mans dick. Don't expect her to suck your nasty, sweaty, smelly dick. :Tongue:


Be appreciative when she does give you the honor and satisfaction of doing it.

[Bill_the_Pony]

:) Hey, guys, if she won't, I.....




I....



I....















I don't blame her. :Tongue:








:Mwahaha:

[Gentlemen Death]

Men who think that it is their right to assume their girlfriend/wife should suck their wanker. Then get mad when she does not want to. :mad:


If you have never done it and don't want to try it. Don't get mad when she declines you. If you think it is gross to imagine yourself suck another mans dick. Don't expect her to suck your nasty, sweaty, smelly dick. :Tongue:


Be appreciative when she does give you the honor and satisfaction of doing it.

I think we all know you were talking about me. THAT was not what i was talking about.... :Tongue::anismirk: :Smirk: :Tongue:

But that kind of annoys me too...:Tongue: :Smirk: :Tongue: :Smirk:

Oh, and when people eat a hard boiled egg right in front of me and do not even have the courtesy to use a napkin or chew with there mouth closed so i would not have to smell the sulfur infested breath:puke:

[SinisterPryde]

I was once told that the qualities we find deplorable in other people are the things we most dislike about ourselves. :D

That being said, I am annoyed by the hive mentality that seems to have become the norm (I blame too many people living too closely together).

I am annoyed by obviously intelligent people justifying a belief in something by saying, "Because thats the way it is."

I am annoyed at people's unwillingness to actually learn about another culture before condemning it.

I am annoyed at the lack of respect of one man for another. That most people think that fear and respect are the same thing.

I am annoyed by people who look at my life and find it wanting because it doesn't measure up to their version of success.

I am annoyed at corporations who seem to think that upper management is responsible for all success while the little peons who are the public face of the company and are responsible for its success are kept in the dregs.

I am annoyed that I can get worked up by so simple a question.

Most of all, I am annoyed that in this day and age, I still can not find a woman who is willing to let me be me and accept rather than trying to get me to be something I am not.

Um, I clearly have issues.:(

[neglet]

Most of all, I am annoyed that in this day and age, I still can not find a woman who is willing to let me be me and accept rather than trying to get me to be something I am not.

Maybe you need to look for an older woman. Many of them have learned the wisdom that you can't change a man who doesn't want to change ... plus, as Ben Franklin said, they are so GRATEFUL. :anismirk:

[tstone]

Everything Bill talked about...and right now I am a school-bus driver. When you get to know them the facade drops and they become themselves, but that's only after a month or so! :D I can't remember, but were we like that back then? (maybe a lil bit?)



I did this job for two weeks. Couldn't handle it. Was makin' me mean. Didn't help I had a hella commute twice a day, while trying to take a full college load.



Talk about politics on this board. It's a movie website. Save it.



Politics have been a part of this board ever since there's been a board. You don't have to participate, or even read the discussions. No one does.

[tstone]

Well...a dude should at least clean up the place before he invites his woman over for a meal, don't you think?

:p


Men who think that it is their right to assume their girlfriend/wife should suck their wanker. Then get mad when she does not want to. :mad:


If you have never done it and don't want to try it. Don't get mad when she declines you. If you think it is gross to imagine yourself suck another mans dick. Don't expect her to suck your nasty, sweaty, smelly dick. :Tongue:


Be appreciative when she does give you the honor and satisfaction of doing it.

[Al-Dog]

Young men (or worse, men old enough to know better) who wear pants that are so large that they have too pull them up with every step or hold them up with one hand to keep them from falling off.

How smart do you have to be in order to figure out how to wear pants? :headscratch:

[colmatrix]

Small talk.

In general, I don't care to hear you wax voluminously about the weather, ailments, kids, etc...I won't subject you to it, and I'd appreciate it if you refrained.

I guess I could say the same thing about small talk, eh? Maybe I could be more understanding about politics talk...I am not calling for an end to it, it just annoys me.

[tstone]

Well, it's not like we have a plague of small talk here, as such. Ailment talk is usually limited to "Suffering from x, please send prayers". There is some kid talk, but I treat it like you probably should treat politics. Just steer clear...

[Gentlemen Death]

Mamma....dadda....

Anyways, this is great. This thread is aviously letting out some anger which is good, because we all know that is the path to the dark side:)

Al-Dog, i regret to infrom you that I own a pair of pants like that. Why, because it is comfortable and I just can not bring myself (not yet) to wear nut-hugger jeans, I own a couple of pairs but when i go out to parties or get together with friends I pop them on.....But I need help, I cannot do it anymore and as soon as I get more money, I will personally go out, buy a pair of pants that cling to my ass, and call them my Al-Dog pants!!!!

Annoying:

Vitamin pills that taste like shit, and when you burp or sweat, you can smell them!

People who buy water that is 2-3 dollars just because it is non-filtered.

The leprechaun on Lucky Charms cereal, let the damn guy keep his cereal, damn hatefull kids!

Talking animated animals. It was cute at first, but now they need to come up with something else, please!

Having to fart during sex. Just hold it in, just hold it in!

[Metuzalem]

Men who think that it is their right to assume their girlfriend/wife should suck their wanker. Then get mad when she does not want to. :mad:


If you have never done it and don't want to try it. Don't get mad when she declines you. If you think it is gross to imagine yourself suck another mans dick. Don't expect her to suck your nasty, sweaty, smelly dick. :Tongue:

Blanket statements like this annoy me because,
1. It assumes all men don't care about their personal hygiene when clearly some of us do. I would never dream of letting a girl go down on me if I hadn't washed first. And,
2. It also assumes all women are a paragon of hygiene. Come on peeps, we all know that is not the case either.

Can't we all just get along? :(

[Al-Dog]

Al-Dog, i regret to infrom you that I own a pair of pants like that. Why, because it is comfortable and I just can not bring myself (not yet) to wear nut-hugger jeans, I own a couple of pairs but when i go out to parties or get together with friends I pop them on.....But I need help, I cannot do it anymore and as soon as I get more money, I will personally go out, buy a pair of pants that cling to my ass, and call them my Al-Dog pants!!!!
I don’t want to be on the bad side of Death, but I think you miss my point. I’m not advocating skin tight disco/European pants. I’m just saying I think it looks retarded if your pants fall off because you aren’t holding them up.

Sagging Pants: Hip Hop Trend or Prison Trend? (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/257484/sagging_pants_hip_hop_trend_or_prison.html)

Sagging pants was never meant to be fashionable. Prisoners wear their pants this low because belts are a popular way to commit suicide by hanging oneself, to hang others, or to use as a weapon in fights. Prisoners are also not allowed to have shoestrings for the same reasons. But there is an even more obvious reason why pants are sagging in prison. If the pants are below a man's bottom, it is to introduce to other men that he is homosexual. As Eazy E once said about women in skirts, "For easy access, baby."

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/300_0000005069_0000096948.jpg

[Gentlemen Death]

Yeah, I misunderstood, my bad. My jeans are just baggy, and I would never wear them like that. That is just fucking stupid, plain and simple!

[Jakester]

What annoys me? People who talk about "feelings." FUCK YOU!

[Senormac]

Could you make that a little clearer Jake......I wasn't quite sure which kind of f.u. you were talking about

People who can't control their dogs. They yell at them 50 times to come here or stop barking and the dog pays no attention at all. After 20 .....the peoples yell has reached the "why don't YOU shut up too" stage.

[Jakester]

And I'm reminded of the bit of Howie Mandel stand-up....


I had a dog. I named him "Stay."
"C'mere, Stay."
"C'mere. Stay."
He'd start, then he'd stop...he didn't know what to do.

[Trazalca]

..whatever I'm ranting about at the time. :Smirk:

[SinisterPryde]

Annoying:

-Anyone who says "sammich" "breffas" or "hambooger". What messed up grade school did you go to?

-Intellectuals: Just because I don't use a slew of three plus syllable words doesn't mean I am an idiot or that I don't get what you are saying.

-People who purposely move my DVDs around to see me freak out as I put them back in order. There is nothing wrong with being anal about organization! And its not funny.
:mad:

[Jakester]

Trisyllabic words are for pussies.

[neglet]

Trisyllabic words are for pussies.

So you don't like "fellatio" or being "fellated," but "cunnilingus" is okay?:eek:

[Scotia]

Sammich....mmmmm, sammich (http://media.urbandictionary.com/sound/sammich-438.mp3)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/tekrelic/ratatouille_brebis_sammich.jpg

[Gentlemen Death]

WTF is that?!?!? That is a heart attack waiting to happen......but mmmmm heart attacks taste good!

Wait....that actually looks heathy....damnit!!

[neglet]

It makes me burp just to look at it. :p

[Gentlemen Death]

That thing would make you have gas, i would bet my left nut on it....I think I might have exagerated that.....oh well....

[Woodwraith]

What annoys me is when the neighborhood teens are blasting their music so loud that it keeps me from getting any sleep. I work nights so I have sleep during the day. I didn't get any sleep today. It's going to be a long 12 hours in the fab.


:coffee:

[Jakester]

Negs, again with the funny! You're on a roll!
But I won't call you a sammich!

[Trazalca]

What annoys me is when you leave to go to work, and just when you're about
to turn onto a two lane road for the next 8 miles to get to the main highway,
some clockwatcher decides to cut-in in front of you, and cruise below the speed
limit to enjoy the scenery. You try, oh you try to pass him. But traffic never lets
up on the other side, and to add insult to injury, a load truck pulls up in front
of him the next mile up, and there I am bending out my neck like a fool trying to see what this guy's problem is. :Angry:

Then when I finally get to the highway, 70 MPH is a joke to me as I try to make
up time driving to work. :mad:

[This mini-rant was brought to you by the fine folks at Johnson & Johnson.
They make damn fine q-tips. Now with Aloe and Gingko Biloba.]

[Gentlemen Death]

:lol: :lol: Good shit man, that was great with the q-tips.

Talking about idiots who slow down to see the scenery. You know, maybe we are missing it because we live around it and experience it all the time, so I will try and givd them a break, but.....

I live in wine country, right near Sonoma Valley, Napa Valley all those great and wonderfull places for people who think they are better then everyone else because they drink wine.......breath gentlemen, breath.....

Anyway, almost everytime my girlfriend and I take the commute to Sonoma to visit friends, and the drive usually takes about 35-45 minutes, there has to be some rich prick in a new BMW going 30mph in a 50mph zone!! And when you honk to let them know that they are being idiots, they will wave at you:headscratch: WTF?!?

Now maybe I am ruining there 'vacation' but if you enjoy the view of the hills and vineyards, please pull over and take pictures or paint. People do that shit all the time, they will park their car and bust out a canvas and start painting..... crazy shit, man.

One of the things that living in this place has made me hate, has been wine! I down right loathe that shit, i hate seeing people who drink it, slosh it around in their drink and sniff it.....Give me a fucking break!!

[rappites]

How can you not love this?


http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k281/rappites/untitled-19.jpg


I know what you mean. We use to drive thru there everyonce in a while when we were living in that area. We would go to the Russian River. We saw some hairy armpit russian women there that probably would like to wrestle you.

[Kaeos]

IS THAT YOUR NEW BACKYARD?!?!?! Damn I live in the wrong part of the country. :lol:

[Gentlemen Death]

Well MY backyard does not look like that, but if you have about 1.5 million dollars yours could look like that too.

I am not saying i do not like it. I think it is wonderfull scenery and have gotten drunk in many vineyards running around. Lost of fun, especially when you are a around the ages of 15-19 and doing drugs....good 'ol times...anyways.

The russian river can get pretty.....hairy.....hahahahahaah

[SinisterPryde]

1.5 million? Is that it? I thought it would be closer to like 5.

Ah, I remember Sunny California and lazy days spent swimming in the Bear River. Or camping near Pismo Beach. I miss being a kid.

[Gentlemen Death]

Well, it is like 1.5 million for a one bedroom house with an outhouse....

[Woodwraith]

...And the rent on those great, big cardboard boxes the refrigerators come in are outrageous. :D

[kah]

I used to shop at the grocery store at 3am, after I got done bartending. It was quiet, quick, and convenient, until they decided to start closing at midnight. I've been a loyal customer at this particular store for close to 10 years, and my parents have been shopping there for at least another 8-9 on top of that. We went there because they had the best sale prices, their aisles were organized well, and they always had what we were looking for.


Let me just say that things have changed in the world of groceries around here. :mad:

So I buy four gallons of milk a week. Walmart's everyday price is $2. Pick n' Save's everyday price is $3.39, and their (maybe) once a month sale price is $2.29, limit 2. Now this isn't a Super-Walmart we're talking about here, so I'd like someone to explain to me how they can undersell the grocery store. Whole wheat bread (same brand, same style)- W- $1.69, PS- $3.59. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/660.gif

Piggly Wiggly down the street from my house was always more expensive than PS, because they were half the size and in a more affluent community, so I stopped shopping there years ago.

A few months ago, I started going back. PS- sale price tomatoes, $1.99/lb, Pig- $.99. My favorite brand of coffee, Berres Brothers, $8.99/lb at PS, $6.99/lb at the Pig.

I am not going to even get started on Sentry.

So here I am, getting pissed off because PS still does have some great deals, so I can't stop shopping there altogether. Why in the hell should I have to shop at 3-4 stores a week to get good prices? Besides that, PS has bought out or built a new store at least every 5 miles around here, so they are getting the reputation of monopolizing the grocery industry in this area. (Ok, maybe I am spreading that around, but they're earning it.)

So anyways, that's not even why I am really pissed off. I have been a loyal customer for over 9 years, and yet, 9/10 receipts have something priced wrong. If cashier A is working, then they refund the money and I get the item free. If cashier B is working, I wait for 10 minutes for them to figure out the problem while my ice cream melts, and I still don't get the item free.

Speaking of cashiers, shouldn't simple fucking math skills be a requirement to getting a job handling money? If cashier B types in that I gave her exact change, let's say $34.67, instead of the $40 I actually gave her, I'll be waiting another 5 minutes while I say $5.33 repeatedly and they try to count the change on their fingers. (This isn't just teens, either. I've had 50 year old women do the same thing.) http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/484.gif

Moving on... I only buy things that are on sale, so I am looking for the sale price tags. Well, sometimes the employees don't get around to hanging the tags, or start taking them down early for the next sale, so it's a price guessing game that I win or lose at the cash register. And it's not like I can walk around with their ad (of which I receive 3 a week), because most of their sale items aren't even in it. Let's not forget the trick sales. One week Ritz is 4 boxes for $9. Week 2- 4 for $10. Week 3- 4 for $11. If you don't know what a good deal is, you're getting screwed, which is basically the motto of the store these days- Get Screwed!

The store brand used to be the way to go for cereal. A box of Honey Bunches of Oats runs around $3.50 regular price. The store brand used to be $1.50 a box. Within the last year, the price of all the store brand cereals has matched the brand names. Seriously? WTF? What happened to generic brands being cheaper?

Does anyone remember Old Time or Jolly Good or Grandpa Graf's soda? They were the cheapest soda you could buy, and you would pick your individual flavors and build your own case one can at a time. Apparently, cheap soda is taking space away from overpriced bottled water, so they no longer even carry it. :mad:

Expired fucking food. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1335.gif I have seriously walked in to buy yogurt on sale or(the rare occasion I don't buy frozen) a carton of oj, and found only expired products on the shelf. I don't mean 1 or 2, either. I mean all of them. And if they aren't outdated, then they are a day or two away from it. These are items you can usually buy with at least a month before they expire. Whenever I comment about it to the stockboys, they give me dirty looks and rearrange the stuff. Yes, I said rearrange, not remove. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/434.gif

The worst part is that when I first moved out and started buying my own groceries, I could feed myself and my bf (and company a couple nights a week) for $100 a month. Now, I am spending about $70 a week, and we don't have company over. The boy doesn't eat much, and we're not buying baby food or anything like that any more. For fuck's sake- a dozen large eggs is $1.40 now!

I understand that with gas prices tripling (and then some) in the last 8 years, that shipping has raised the prices. Hurricanes, drought, flood, wildfires, etc. I get it. What I don't get, is how the government says inflation is somewhere around 2.7-2.8 percent a year. Seriously? Seriously. :mad: I know it costs me 3 times as much to fill my gas tank in the last 8 years. 2-3 times for a gallon of milk. 3 times for a loaf of bread. 3 times for ground beef. 3 times for chicken. Movie tickets have gone up 3-4 dollars. Heating my home in winter has at least doubled, and even tripled, and it sure as fuck hasn't been colder.


I am sick of being ripped off.

[kah]

Oh, and let me just add this little bit about public fucking restrooms.


Ladies- the toilet seat wouldn't be so fucking disgusting if you would just SIT DOWN! As someone who has cleaned public restrooms, I know they are cleaned (most of them) at least once a day. How often is yours cleaned at home? I bet the local public toilet seat is cleaner than your keyboard at work, yet you punch keys on it and take bites of food, touch your face, play with your contacts, etc. Better yet, you go to the trouble of hovering over that seat, and out of fear of contaminants, don't wash your hands in the bathroom and use purell or something like it once you get out of the bathroom (I hope). Then again, I used a bathroom at a bar and caught the bartender coming out without washing her hands and then went back to work where she promptly squeezed a lemon in a drink. (I left after that.)

I went to the zoo on Friday and used a stall right after this fucking woman who obviously squatted over the seat. Why do I say obviously? Because there was piss all over the back of the seat. I hope the bitch got some fucking backsplash on her khakis. She didn't even bother to wash her hands. What the fuck? This is a goddamned epidemic. Everywhere I go, piss on the seat. If all you bitches would just sit the fuck down, the toilet seats wouldn't be so gross. :mad:

Why are people so fucking disgusting?

[SinisterPryde]

Wow! Now that was a rant! :)

The thing that annoys me the most? More than anything else on this world? Whining!
No, not ranting, but actual whining! Oh my fucking God! I know kids do it. Thats part of how kids communicate. You do your best to get them out of it because it is annoying. Still, its not that that bothers me.

No, its my GFs incessant whining! Why does a supposed adult do that? How old are you! To me, there is nothing worse than that. I would rather run nails down a chalkboard than listen to whine about whatever imaginary sickness or pain she is dealing with.

We interrupt this rant for a brief update: Before I come across as an insensitive ass, I should like to point out that my GF has headaches every other day, is coming down with something every four days, and is constantly dying (her words), all of these things which are annoying in and of themselves.

We now return to our regularly scheduled rant:

When I call home before leaving work she whines: I'm hungry. Feed me. When its hot: I'm dying. YOU have to do something. When she can't find something: Where did YOU hide it, as if I spend my time hiding things from her to make her life more miserable! Graaaghhhh!!!! Stop being a stupid little...

I'm sorry. This is supposed to be "What annoys me" not "What severely stresses you out". I'll shut up now. :mad:

[Gentlemen Death]

It sounds like she loves attention, and she constantly needs to have oyu provide her with needs 24/7. But then again, almost every women i know is like that....Okay, now i am the one who is a insensitive prick.....great....

[Metuzalem]

Well, you are a man and it's kind of our default setting apparently.

[Gentlemen Death]

I am sorry, that does not compute.....

[Metuzalem]

It's like you know that button on your computer that says "restore factory settings"? As a man, your factory settings is insensitive prick, just ask any woman.

[Gentlemen Death]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good stuff, man.

[Kaeos]

*dusts off shoulder*

Yup, delux model here. Default setting? Sexy Beast. :Smirk:

[Metuzalem]

"Can open. Worms everywhere."

[kah]

Sorry, SP, but that's why I'm not friends with women. They're whiny, bitchy, bloated, they talk about you behind your back, and are basically just plain evil.

When my son is about 12, I'm going to sit him down and tell him, "Stay away from girls. They're evil and they lie, and they are going to tell you they are on the pill when they're not, and if you get some little trollop pregnant, YOU WILL MARRY HER. So what mommy's saying is, make sure you want to spend the rest of your life with the skank before you touch her. *kiss kiss* Love you, baby. Go do your homework."

[Space Tycoon]

Sorry, SP, but that's why I'm not friends with women. They're whiny, bitchy, bloated, they talk about you behind your back, and are basically just plain evil.

Oh, thanks. I actually have a date tonight. Which could even lead to sex, later this week. :Tongue:

But now you've got me thinking I should stay home and work on my model planes instead. :OhWell:

Oh, the choices one must make. :headscratch:






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[kah]

You've got two hands, right?

[Space Tycoon]

Yes, and they've been well-used, let me tell you!

I need to be putting them somewhere else.






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[kah]

Well, let me tell you what my boss says all the time...

"Porn- it's cheaper than dating."

Whatever happened with the FWB situation?

[omicron]

When my son is about 12, I'm going to sit him down and tell him, "Stay away from girls. They're evil and they lie, and they are going to tell you they are on the pill when they're not, and if you get some little trollop pregnant, YOU WILL MARRY HER. So what mommy's saying is, make sure you want to spend the rest of your life with the skank before you touch her. *kiss kiss* Love you, baby. Go do your homework."

Kah, forgive me if I don't know the whole history, but aren't you a single mom? Isn't that advice a little ironic? :headscratch:

[kah]

Only single as in not married, but I was with my bf for 3 years before we got pregnant, I was 25 when I had my son, and we are still together now. :Dunno:

The last thing I want is to have a grandchild at 40 because he wants to get his dick wet in high school. My freshman year of high school there were 20 girls pregnant at the same time. Most of them were friends and did it on purpose because they thought it would be cool to raise their kids together. My old high school has a day care now, because being teenaged parents is trendy. My son will not be joining that trend, even if I have to be a hypocrite. :mad:

[Space Tycoon]

Well, let me tell you what my boss says all the time...

"Porn- it's cheaper than dating."

Whatever happened with the FWB situation?

It didn't last. Let's just put it that way. :OhWell:


That's not to say it won't happen again with another volunteer, in fact it probably will. But I have certain hangups and baggage to deal with first.




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[Trazalca]

Kah, that was a great rant.
It had acid dripping from it,
leaving holes in my cubical floor,
and one of my shoes. I can now see
my pinky toe on my left foot.
Absolutely brilliant. :D

[Metuzalem]

When my son is about 12, I'm going to sit him down and tell him, "Stay away from girls. They're evil and they lie, and they are going to tell you they are on the pill when they're not, and if you get some little trollop pregnant, YOU WILL MARRY HER. So what mommy's saying is, make sure you want to spend the rest of your life with the skank before you touch her. *kiss kiss* Love you, baby. Go do your homework."

Ah but, do you not worry that by doing this your son will turn around and in his head say "Mom, wants me to this. So logically I will do the oppposite just to look cool."?
Obviously I'm not having a go at your sound logic but isn't that what kids do when they get to that age? :headscratch:

[Space Tycoon]

No, what the young lad will say is something along the lines of; "But Mom... you're not married with Dad. Why can't I be a Dad without getting married?" :Dunno:






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[SinisterPryde]

Had I spent any real time with my girlfriend I would have realized she is not someone I want to spend the rest of my life with. However, she got pregnant a month after we started dating (bad information of birth control, but my Mom says it was more likely she got pregnant on purpose). It wasn't until I had been living with her that I realized I didn't want to be with her and I was going to break up with her. The night I was going to do this, she told me she was pregnant again. So now I have two beautiful little boys with her that I can't stand the thought of being parted with.

So I tolerate her. This is made much easier by the fact that she goes to school in the morning and I work at night and then she works the entire weekend while I have it off. So, I hardly see her except for those rare days that I have a short shift o rshe gets out of school early.

I am so sad. :shakehead:

[Space Tycoon]

Not to sound pithy, but at least you two "chose life" instead of the alternative. I respect that.

Having said that, it should be abundantly clear by now that the best, and really the only way to raise children is within a secure two parent family. I haven't ruled that out completely, but I would wait until I was in a much better financial position to do so.




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[Gentlemen Death]

I agree. I want to have kids, but where i am at right now in my life, I should wait....I am not trying to point fingers or anything at all.....my upper lip smells weird....

[Kaeos]

Calling back to Kahlan's post earlier about groceries, something came up today.

I never buy just a half gallon of milk. Duh. My kids go through a gallon of milk every two days. No biggie. Being in "farmland", NY milk is fairly cheap, usuall about $1.89. Cool.

We're gearing up for a out of town trip and didn't quite have enough milk to get through till we leave so I decided to stop at the store and get.... a half gallon. Cool. just enough for breakfast and lunch tomorrow. Good suff.

Now comes the part where I get annoyed.

If a gallon of milk is $1.89, WHO THE F@#$ DECIDED A 1/2 GALLON SHOULD COST $1.79?!?!?!?

Ounce for ounce, I bought half the product and likely alomst half the fucking plastic and paid almost the exact same goddam price!

Bullshizz my friends, bullshizz.

[Gentlemen Death]

:lol: :lol:

That is pretty screwed up there my friend. They are pretty much saying, oh you might as well buy this...here. And get more....it is all about more.

[SinisterPryde]

Thats like buying a bottle of pop. A 20 oz. one will cost you $1.39 plus tax inside the store, but a straight dollar in the vending machine outside. Even better, a one liter bottle will cost you about $1.89 while the two liter costs (normally) $1.49. The 2 liters are usually on sale, though, 10 for $10. Sad as that is, the store (Safeway) will run out of 1 liters long before the bigger bottles run out.

[kah]

Farmland, K? I live in WISCONSIN! Up until maybe 10 years ago, WE were The Dairy State, and much of our state is still devoted to farming, so explain $3+ a gallon of milk to me.

[Kaeos]

I guess I can only speak for our local economy, our county has some long standing rules about subisdizing "local" farmers to keep produce and dairy off the trucks. Our major grocery chain is called Wegmans which is one of the top in the country and they do the same thing - buying only from local farmers.

$3 sucks, no doubt. :(

[neglet]

Don't fool yourselves--the grocery industry is a cutthroat business. They regularly make something like a 1% profit margin on their sales, sometimes less. So they draw in customers with weekly specials, pricing staples like milk under cost so that they can get the rest of your grocery dollars.

In my area, for instance, milk always stays at a steady price at Sam's Club (because that's their shtick--consistent, low, bulk prices). So lately it's been around $2.25 for a gallon of skim (interestingly, higher fat content costs more). But often I can find milk for $2/gal at local grocery stores or even the drugstore. There's one local chain that sometimes even has a special for $1.75/gal, limit 2 gallons. Their other prices aren't great, but I still shop there sometimes for specialty foods.

I don't mind hunting around for cheaper milk, because I'd rather make 3 20-minute trips to the store every week rather than one 1-hour trip for groceries. So I do hunt and pick prices on staples. If something is a really good buy, I buy lots (I have an extra freezer and lots of cabinet space, lucky me). I buy generic of most things, because it's cheaper and usually there's not a major difference in quality.

The thing that drives me nuts at the grocery store is when they never have enough cashiers at checkout. I hate that.

[Gentlemen Death]

I can get frustrated easily, I guess you can call it one of my low points. But I find that I cannot go shopping for more then an hour before I start loosing it. Especially with big stores, Safeway, Best Buy, Albertsons and so on. :mad:

But the ones that really do it for me and I honestly feel like blowing up the stores are Target, Walmart(which i personally feel the devil created) and K-Mart. Fucking down right loath them. I could talk about why I do not like them, but they are more or less a lot of small things that just add up to me wanting to kill, kill. :mad:

I have refused to go into Walmart for about a year now, and do not see me going there anytime soon. I can somewhat tolerate Target, if it is early, so I can do my shopping before the mom with 4 kids and babysitting 3 others come into the store........:mad:

[Nostromo]

Farmland, K? I live in WISCONSIN! Up until maybe 10 years ago, WE were The Dairy State, and much of our state is still devoted to farming, so explain $3+ a gallon of milk to me.



Part of what I do for a living involves following commodity prices. I don't pay a lot of attention to dairy but from the little data that crosses my desk, it looks like milk producers in many parts of North America (Wisconsin included) are in the process of playing catch-up after selling milk at or below cost for years.

During the lean years, many family farms neglected their business, failing to upgrade equipment, repair or build new barns etc., mainly because it would have ploughed them under. I've read about dairy farms in Canada and the U.S. that are still using turn of the century barns ... and I'm not talking about the 21st century.
Higher prices mean they can start investing in their business again.
It's good for consumers because if all of the small and medium raw milk producers vanish - the big industrial farms will get a stranglehold on the market. Then watch prices skyrocket!

Another reason for the high prices is farmers aren't expanding their herds. That means milk production isn't increasing but demand is - especially for industrial milk used for cheese. A secondary factor has to do with the ban on cattle imports from Canada which affects the cost of animal replacement. Some farmers simply sold their cattle while the getting was good.

The appended article is a bit weighty - but intersting if you care about your food and where it comes from.

N

http://www.aae.wisc.edu/future/OUTLOOK/cropp_may_07.pdf

[kah]

Thank you, N.

[Trazalca]

Nostromo? I have to say that was the most intelligent post I've ever read from you.
I was quite impressed. And it was educational at that. Thanks N. :)

[neglet]

I know this is mundane, but SPAM is really getting on my nerves lately. I thought they just arrested the dude who's like the 2nd most prolific spammer out there, and yet none of the SPAM coming into my mailbox right now is getting picked up by my antiSPAM program. It's irritating, getting 15 out of 18 messages that are utter crap.

The one that's really pissing me off is the one where the sender has my first name, but the message is "PILL$." I've gotten that one about 10 times in the last couple days. I think when they catch spammers, they should put them in an isolation room for a week at a time with nothing but a speaker that constantly plays annoying commercial jingles.

[Trazalca]

Here's a screenshot I made from my wife's Yahoo email list, all of which was in the
bulk folder before I deleted them.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/spamlist.jpg

The spam that comes through here should make you go crazy Negs, with all the
misspellings running rampant through most of them, I'm surprised you don't go
into convulsive fits over the spam you get. :rolleyes:

[neglet]

Actually, I look at it as free-form poetry. Sometimes it's quite creative.

But I just got another "PI}}S IN$IDE" message from myself, so sometimes it's not.:(

[Gentlemen Death]

Those bumper stickers that say, "Share the road!" and have a little bicylce next to it....Ummmmm, we do share the road assholes!!:headscratch:

[SinisterPryde]

Pretty little18 year old girls who think that if they smile enough and act cutesy enough that I am going to roll over and do whatever they want.

Now the ones that show their breasts, that's different! :D

[Gentlemen Death]

I bet you would give them a free taco for that, huh.......'nudge, nudge' :D

[SinisterPryde]

Well, if thats what they want. :D

Should have see the surprised look on a girls face once when she offered to show me her breasts for a huge amount of Ranch dressing. I gave her the Ranch and told her the show wouldn't be needed. She looked kinda hurt.

[SinisterPryde]

And another thing. These people that call my store on Christmas and ask "Are you guys open today?" Just once I would love to respond with "What the fuck do you think? No, we're closed and I'm here, on a family holiday answering the phone to take an unofficial survey to see how many brain dead jack-asses fill this town!"

Grrrrrrrr..........:mad:

[Still Crazy]

What annoys me....oh hell that list would be way to long.

But ok.

1. Idiots who talk on cell phones while driving, they can do neither well.
2. Smart ass teenagers who think they know everything.
3. Gangstas who wear their pants down around their god damned knees.
4. Gangstas. period. Idiots.
5. Small yippy dogs
6. Paris Hilton
7. Britney Spears
8. All the other non-talented boob waving hollyweird types who couldn't navigate their way out of a wet paper bag with a map, flashlight and tour guide.
9. Bill Gates monopoly.
10. A certain Canadian and Irishman, both of which believe the they actually know more about the problems in the US and how to fix them than the entire US and all it's citizens.
11. George W. Bush and his lap dogs.
12. Gideon and his bible. Not that I hate the bible, but I don't need to see it in every freakin hotel room.
13. Reality shows about....er Reality Shows.
14. Anyone who thinks the Soprano ending was brilliant.
15. Peter Jackson Fanboys.
16. George Lucas's girlfriend, how does a man with 4 chins get such a cute girlfriend?
17. Kobe and the Lakers crap
18. Greenbay Hackers.
19. Dallas Crybabies
20. Bad customer service
21. Stupid idiot drivers.
22. Al Queda and their idiotic quest.
23. Ann Coulter (at least the ultra conservatives have something to think about while fantasizing about having a real person).
24. Rosie O'Donnell (Ann and Rosie counter act each other)
25. Idiot media personalities.
26. whiny complaining people

[spammityspam]

Traz, you're kind of inspirational. In point of fact, you've inspired me to make a list of my very own.

1. The study of economics as a mathematical science devoid of social meaning.
2. Boys who wear those bizarre plaid shorts. What ARE those? Also, gigantic sunglasses and/or plastic jewelry. Why? Why?
3. Teenagers. Pretty much every last one.
4. Top 40 radio, especially when it's blasted to a speaker-breaking level at midnight and muted into pounding white noise through the walls.
5. The elderly and insane who prey upon me on the bus; or, interchangeably, the boys in the natural sciences building.
6. People who hit on you to a really disgusting point and then, when you ask them to back off, say "God, I try to be friendly and this is what I get?"
7. The way the universe's paper seems to migrate to my desk.
8. The way my roommate keeps turning the thermostat down to 60, and, on the note of her, the hairballs she generates within DAYS in the bottom of the shower.
9. Living on microwaveable food.
10. My bathroom door. You have to kind of shimmy past it and then close it to get to anything, then stand in the shower to open it again and shimmy back out. Inconvenience embodied.

Argh.

[Gentlemen Death]

The movie The Good Son...


That movie just pisses me off....Culkin is such a shit in that film it gets to the point where the movie is just not enjoyable and is stupid....Stupid, stupid kid!

[Bill_the_Pony]

I am loathe to confabulating my desiteratum to amalgamate wabi-sabi with mid-century modern to those that are predisposed to derisive animadversion ! I'm sure all of you can relate to this! :(

[Kaeos]

While I may have difficulty with your grammatical prestidigitation, I can certainly acquiesce to your frustration with the common misnomer of animadversion.


:D

[Bill_the_Pony]

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[spammityspam]

GODDAMN MOVIE BANNER STOP OPENING WHEN I ROLL MY MOUSE OVER YOU. SERIOUSLY.

Also, Dr. Showalter, "securitized" is not a word and it makes me twitch when you say it. Stop that. YOU HAVE A DOCTORATE IN THE COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS. I KNOW IT'S IN ECONOMICS, BUT DON'T THEY MAKE YOU TAKE ENGLISH CLASSES? PLEASE?

[Jakester]

Irregardless. IT AIN'T A FUCKING WORD, YOU POLE-SMOKING FUCKTARD!

[spammityspam]

And dear fellow students: "like" is a word. But it doesn't have to be the only one you know, and it's NOT PUNCTUATION.

[Al-Dog]

You know like instead of changing people like maybe we should like change the rules of grammar like you know

[spammityspam]

Hey, what's so wrong with linguistic genocide?

Also: it just took me about five minutes to remember the word "linguistic." Also also: either flammable or inflammable needs to stop being a word, because those two mess me up.

[Gentlemen Death]

Whenever I hear someone say grammer, or read the word grammer, I want gram cracker crust.....Hmmmm...

[Kaeos]

....crusty. :lol:

[spammityspam]

...Grammar doesn't have an E in it.

I'm sorry, I know that's obnoxious, but it hurts in my soul.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Rape of the English Language? :mad:

T@nk teh NterNETz 4 dat shit. Daaaaam

[Gentlemen Death]

You know I respect the fact that everyone here is pretty big on the whole 'I am going to call you out because you spelled cookie wrong, because there are two o's and not one' routine....And I am not attacking anyone personally, but do we really need to call someone out because they put a letter before, after, or not even apart of the actual word??

I do not know...what I am saying is this....IF I WORD SOMETHING INCORRECTLY....THEN LEAVE IT ALONE AND PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME OUT BECAUSE OF IT!

Maybe I want to say isnt, instead of is not....Does it really matter that much?/ Are we going to get a grade if we word some wrong or accidently put in the wrong letter?? give me a fucking break....You know, I had to deal with that shit for 12 years of school and I am about to go back and do college for about 4-6 more years, so excuse me if I want to spell FUCK with a F.U and not spelling out the entire word or saying yo, instead of hi....

Now that I am done, this is my rant. This is how I feel, and you know what....fi htat si ohw u eefl ten og fcuk ur fels....Have fun :upyours:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Bill_the_Pony]

:confused:



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[Sgt. Awesome]

Oh... we've got some language use nazis hanging around here. Careful what you say, there might be spankings coming.

[Kaeos]

You know I respect the fact that everyone here is pretty big on the whole 'I am going to call you out because you spelled cookie wrong, because there are two o's and not one' routine....And I am not attacking anyone personally, but do we really need to call someone out because they put a letter before, after, or not even apart of the actual word??

I do not know...what I am saying is this....IF I WORD SOMETHING INCORRECTLY....THEN LEAVE IT ALONE AND PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME OUT BECAUSE OF IT!

Maybe I want to say isnt, instead of is not....Does it really matter that much?/ Are we going to get a grade if we word some wrong or accidently put in the wrong letter?? give me a fucking break....You know, I had to deal with that shit for 12 years of school and I am about to go back and do college for about 4-6 more years, so excuse me if I want to spell FUCK with a F.U and not spelling out the entire word or saying yo, instead of hi....

Now that I am done, this is my rant. This is how I feel, and you know what....fi htat si ohw u eefl ten og fcuk ur fels....Have fun :upyours:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dude, don;t sweat it.....as you can see I haven't been able to type a proper apostrpohy for years and I am not even sure if I spelled apostrophy right. But it's all in fun man, don;t take it personally.

Besides, trust me....there is no sweeter agony than Neglet's beautifully veneered grammar paddle after a long day's work. :rolleyes:

[neglet]

Dude, don;t sweat it.....as you can see I haven't been able to type a proper apostrpohy for years and I am not even sure if I spelled apostrophy right. But it's all in fun man, don;t take it personally.

Besides, trust me....there is no sweeter agony than Neglet's beautifully veneered grammar paddle after a long day's work. :rolleyes:

Now, Kaeos, I know you're deliberately provoking me by not using apostrophes and then misspelling the poor word two different ways. BAD BOY!

http://www.neglet.com/grampadd.JPG

And GD, everyone makes typos. Even me. I don't waste my time with mere typos. (Unless you pay me. I am a professional editor, after all.) I don't waste my time with illiterates who were sleeping in English class and wouldn't understand me even if I did correct their grammar. (You don't know who you are, unfortunately.)

Occasionally, however, I feel compelled to point out that someone is abusing the language to the point of incomprehensibility. If you find yourself on the receiving end of one of my grammar spankings, consider it a badge of honor. It means I consider what you have to say worth listening to, if only you would remove the grammatical abuses that make my brain ache.

[TheYah]

all the SPELLING errors by PAID "professional" net reporters!! ARGH!! :mad:

i * am now at the point where I will stop reading an article due to obvious lack of checking even at least ONCE before an article is posted. I do not care about your deadlines! Write a comprehensive article already! NEGLET? If I could, I would pay you to go after all the thousands of awful selfproclaimed "authors" & "commentators" on the "internets"! sadly, i am an abuser of spelling and grammar err on forums so i can not take rant of forum posters, unless there is an abuse of abbrevs & 1337 :)


* sometimes my aprostrophe or caps do not work .. indeed, I do have a 99 cent keyboard :(

[SinisterPryde]

Anyway, GD, you got nothing on Lavorius! Sometimes I have to struggle to make out what he is saying. Its all good, though. :D

[TheYah]

i look at 1337 & typoz as brain teasers! or finger farts

[Gentlemen Death]

I was not pointing my sleleton finger at anyone in particular...I just was saying that there is now real need to do it...Unless you are new to the forumn....then I am down...Hell, the first 100 posts I had I was constantly hassled from people I will not name, about many things....So to all you new people, just stick it out if you can, and you will find some decent humans around here....

[Kaeos]

Luv for the Noobs. :cool:

Word. :chewiedance:

[dsilva]

Stupid People who ask dumb, repeatitive questions about a topic that has been discussed in detail just a second ago.

Liars.

People who treat animals and our environment badly.

Adverts in the middle of a very important scene.

Paris Hilton.

[spammityspam]

A girl I know called a painting of a tiger "Wrath of Fury."

That's... all I got.

Wow.

I mean.

Wow.

I want to put babies on spikes.

[chemikillgod]

I want to put babies on spikes.

People who want to put babies on spikes. Man, those people are just teh suck, right? They're all, like, let's go spike some babies and I'm all, no, man, that's not right! Spiking babies are for losers. Nobody spikes babies anymore at this day of age. Only barbarians spike babies. The only thing we should be spiking nowadays are volleyballs. But sometimes, they're all, that dude spikes babies and he's cool. And I say, he's not cool if he's a baby spiker! That's when I show them who is boss.

[Kaeos]

People who want to put babies on spikes. Man, those people are just teh suck, right? They're all, like, let's go spike some babies and I'm all, no, man, that's not right! Spiking babies are for losers. Nobody spikes babies anymore at this day of age. Only barbarians spike babies. The only thing we should be spiking nowadays are volleyballs. But sometimes, they're all, that dude spikes babies and he's cool. And I say, he's not cool if he's a baby spiker! That's when I show them who is boss.


You know for me it's (:Smirk: ) the brain eaters. I mean, who eat's brains anymore? You eat salad. You eat burgers. But these 80's retro brain eaters just need to bring it into 2007 you know? They're all like "ooo, look at me in my Michael Jackson glove and charlie sheen hairdo, I'm gonna eat your brain man!" and I'm all like "Sha, right, and what's for dessert there Spicolli? A side order of spiked babies?"

I mean really. :rolleyes:

[Trazalca]

What annoys me?

Well, for today, it's Cncrman. And he damm well knows why. :cool: :rolleyes:

[rappites]

Being by myself. I know I have Outy and my kids. But, I really miss having friends or family around. I just want someone to hang out. Someone to bring their kids over to play with mine and the adults just talk and eat.


:(

[Gentlemen Death]

What annoys me....Well....


:mad: Being stuck at work after everyone alreayd left an hour ago, and them knowing I have to take a 2 hour bus ride home when none of them offered to give me a ride which would only take 30-40minutes and some of them are heading out that way...and the fucking boss took all my work home with him, so now I am stuck here trying to figure out which finger I want to stick up my ass.....Good fucking times man!:mad:

[colmatrix]

I'll tell you what annoys me...THOSE POP-DOWN ADS! At this site! Every time I try to click on forums, the 'Who Wants To Be a Superhero' ad with the fat bald guy pops down. Then it does it again and again! Arrggh! :)

[spammityspam]

And I love how it WON'T GO BACK UP the first 60 times you click on the close button and it's right over the link to take you back to the front page so you have to either sit there with it or reload the whole page and AAARGH.

[Jakester]

baby, I bet when you click on it, it goes right back up!

[Kaeos]

Re: What annoys you?


Low bandwidth today. Goddam it. Keep losing signal. :mad:

[Gentlemen Death]

What does not annoy me, kaeos...Is those clips of the show...I dig those man, those are pretty cool!:D

[chemikillgod]

relationships continue to annoy me.

any relationships. keeping it on an even keel is always ALWAYS an everyday battle of will. Sometimes, you're just like, goddammit, why can't I just go up to the woods in a cabin and be done with it, but then, you know, sometimes it's worth it. Sometimes. Gah.

[spammityspam]

Ohmygod ohmygod, something is beeping either in my room or outside the window or in the hall maybe and if it doesn't stop I'm going to fucking kill some bitches.

[Gentlemen Death]

Girls who wear those big ass BUG glasses on their face...That shit looks so fucking hilarious and stupid...Stupid, stupid people,....

[Outsydr]

What annoys me today is that there's no such thing as a Disney advertisement that doesn't have the word "magic" in it.

[Kaeos]

What doesn't annoy me is that Disney finally got it's tongue out of the Marlboro Man's ass and they are removing any depictions of smoking from their G rated films. Some other Studios are considering similar moves.

With any luck maybe they will get their shit together enough to pull smoking from PG13 movies as well. "We don't market to kids" bullshit.:mad:

[Jakester]

I don't believe that smoking in films should earn an R rating, though, anymore than I believe that drinking in films should.

I certainly don't believe that it should be glorified, or that you should always see "the good guy" with a *** in his mouth, and I'd have difficulty believing that you'd see a lot of smoking in a film set in contemporary times. However, if Disney (or Buena Vista, whatever) had a movie that was set, say in the 20's or 30's, or even the 70's, I'd find it odd to not see a single person smoking. It's what they did.

[Jakester]

woah...f_ag is censored?!
Next you'll be telling me that pussy is taboo.

[neglet]

You know what annoys me? Morons who don't think traffic rules apply to them. They're rebuilding a bridge on the main road near my house, so they've cut five lanes down to two. Now, there is a sign when you enter the construction saying "no left turn through construction zone." There are about four more red-slashed no left turn signs placed along the route. And yet, every single time I drive through that area, there's some f*cking idiot sitting there, trying to turn left, blocking the flow of traffic. Listen, asshole, if you really really really need to get your McDonald's or BK mojo going, it's not going to hurt you to drive half a block to the traffic light, take a legal left, and then enter the strip mall from the other end. Use the time to debate whether you should Super Size and then decide no, so maybe you won't have so much FAT in your HEAD that makes you think the RULES don't apply to YOU!


F*ckers.

[spammityspam]

I love it when I'm getting on the exit ramp and someone dives over three lanes of traffic, almost plunges over the other side of the ramp (Austin's freeways are raised), and then slams on his or her brake to the posted 30 miles an hour, ensuring a near death experience for both of us rather than take the next exit up and turn around. I think only my preternaturally low blood pressure saves me from going into cardiac arrest every time, because there is just nothing scarier.

I also hate it when I get in the fast lane and settle into my natural speed of about 75 miles an hour and someone in the FAST. LANE. is going 50. That just makes me want to eat babies.

[Bill_the_Pony]

woah...f_ag is censored?!
Next you'll be telling me that pussy is taboo.

Well, no it isn't, but it's not the délicatesse préférée of some, that's all. :Smirk:

[Bill_the_Pony]

Assholes like the sports fans in this video bug the everlovin' shit out of me. I left a comment there that this is living proof Neanderthals are still among us. I'd even go further and say this is just one of the multitudes of things that makes America look stupid and trashy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztPQieRucKE) :mad:

It's pretty much been that way all my life, this complete loathing of sports culture. Pretty simple...go to a stadium, expect to be surrounded by idiots. These days, I expect that pretty much everywhere.

Gee...the week started so well at 5 am. :(

Then everybody else woke up. :mad:

[mckracken]

what really annoys me are these kids that attended ComicCon last weekend, on Saturday we skipped breakfast and arrived at the convention at 7:28AM and found that the $8 lot below the convention was already full!! these conventioneers had lined up to gain entrance to the convention at 5AM (doors for the regular attendees didnt open till 10am!)

This is complete madness. Why wait in a line at a door at 5am to get in at 10am when by 10:15am there wont be any line at all and you can walk in and have fun and shop till the convention closes?

also the red shirted ELITE guardsmen wouldnt let us gain entree to the lobby to get our badges on Thursday morning even after explaining to them that we were exhibitors and needed to go set up our booth.
sigh...the ELITE guys will be the basis of my next cartoon!

[rappites]

Assholes like the sports fans in this video bug the everlovin' shit out of me. I left a comment there that this is living proof Neanderthals are still among us. I'd even go further and say this is just one of the multitudes of things that makes America look stupid and trashy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztPQieRucKE) :mad:

It's pretty much been that way all my life, this complete loathing of sports culture. Pretty simple...go to a stadium, expect to be surrounded by idiots. These days, I expect that pretty much everywhere.

Gee...the week started so well at 5 am. :(

Then everybody else woke up. :mad:



Wow!!! what assholes. That makes me mad too. :mad: Stupid ass people.

[Jakester]

Bill DOES NOT annoy me. I loves me some Bill!

Phil, they were fucking RED SHIRTS. KILL THEM!

[Bill_the_Pony]

:eek: :o

[Still Crazy]

Idiots who talk out their ass.

Example on another board, this total beotch who thinks she knows everything posted in a thread concerning the airlines in Ireland. Basically the thread starter said the airlines in his part of Ireland are going from state owned to privately owned and it is going to suck for him. Her comment....was if everyone in America is naive enough to think American owned airlines are not goverment subdized then we Americans are all stupid. She is Canadian and it seems she hates everything from the US (nevermind that she sells her 'farm products' to the US). This thread was about the Ireland problems, no one mentioned the US at all.

She has a tendancy to do this. She hates that so and so sport hunts, because 'it's bad to kill animals you are not going to eat'.....yet her farm is a mink farm. :headscratch: Call me god damned dumb but how many people eat mink?:headscratch:

Anyway that's what annoys me today.

[chemikillgod]

Dial up.

I haven't used dial up since, you know, the early 90s. I was over at my friend's house once and I was telling him he should get AIM so we could talk sometimes online when he leaves the country. We were both drunk and so he decides that 3 in the morning was the perfect time to download AIM. So he booted up his computer. And it's a dial up. Downloading AIM literally took almost an hour. It was literally the longest fucking hour I have spent just watching that blue bar inch its way across the screen. At that point, I understood what hell was. Waiting for AIM to download on a dial up while drunk and being bored to death by some hapless conversation when all you want to do is go to bed.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Being behind a car, waiting for a sensor-tripped red light to turn green, but it WON'T turn green because the cretin in front of you will not move forward enough to trip the sensor, and they just sit there and sit there and sit there....... :mad:


:Angry:

[Space Tycoon]

She is Canadian and it seems she hates everything from the US (nevermind that she sells her 'farm products' to the US). This thread was about the Ireland problems, no one mentioned the US at all.

She has a tendancy to do this. She hates that so and so sport hunts, because 'it's bad to kill animals you are not going to eat'.....yet her farm is a mink farm. :headscratch: Call me god damned dumb but how many people eat mink?:headscratch:


Sadly, this kind of knee-jerk anti-Americanism is all-too common among many Canadians, particularly of the youger, urban set.

Of course, I would never indulge in that kind of petty self-righteousness. :anismirk:






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[rappites]

Being behind a car, waiting for a sensor-tripped red light to turn green, but it WON'T turn green because the cretin in front of you will not move forward enough to trip the sensor, and they just sit there and sit there and sit there....... :mad:


:Angry:


I feel your pain. Those are the people that stop like a cars length behind the white line while at a stop light. Pull up to the line dammit. :mad:

[neglet]

Or, speaking as one who uses pedestrian and bike paths, those people who pull their fat asses halfway past the white line, blocking the path for pedestrians. They piss me off, too.

[spammityspam]

Or those cars who try to make rights on red while I'm trying to walk and don't wait for me to get out of the way, or stare intently at me or honk while I cross the street in front of their car, despite the fact that I have the right of way and YOU CAN'T TURN RIGHT ON MOST OF THE REDS IN AUSTIN ANYWAY.

Basically, we should all walk everywhere again.

[chemikillgod]

OH DEAR GOD!

I have a fucking cricket somewhere in my room making a racket during sleepy time and I have no idea where it's at?! I might have to take apart my desk and clean it thoroughly tomorrow if this cricket just won't leave or die. Or it may be in the vent.

ARGH.

So angry. And yet so helpless.

[Daltons Chin Dimple]

Kanye West

[kah]

My boyfriend's mother.



I can't tell you how glad I am she lives 2,000 miles away.

[kah]

How my bf doesn't push all the air out of the ziploc bag before he closes it. :mad:

[Gentlemen Death]

That frustrates me too, when all that fucking air just will not come out...Fucking bags..

What annoys me is when I take a shower, get all cleaned and smelling fresh and then 20-30min late needing to take a shit! WTF gives!?!? Why cant you just take a crap before the damn shower...stupid asshole!:mad:

[spammityspam]

I hate when I'm freezing for hours and convinced I'm a mutant who's cold at normal temperatures, and then realize my roommate turned down the thermostat to 65. I feel like the smartest person on the planet.

Also hate when I buy large containers of perishable foods and then realize I have no time in which to consume them, unless I make every meal for the next three days ice cream, butter and Lucky Charms.

[rappites]

That frustrates me too, when all that fucking air just will not come out...Fucking bags..

What annoys me is when I take a shower, get all cleaned and smelling fresh and then 20-30min late needing to take a shit! WTF gives!?!? Why cant you just take a crap before the damn shower...stupid asshole!:mad:


LMAO!!! Baby wipes that smell like powder. Gives you that fresh feeling again. :cool:

[Gentlemen Death]

LMAO!!! Baby wipes that smell like powder. Gives you that fresh feeling again. :cool:

I think I might honestly try that...:headscratch:

[Bill_the_Pony]

Try colonic irrigation, along with a diet full of fiber. Eat less fatty substances and red meats. Greasy and spicy food are also not the friends that you think they are.

Posterior hygeine and health are no laughing matter! :)

[Gentlemen Death]

Try colonic irrigation, along with a diet full of fiber. Eat less fatty substances and red meats. Greasy and spicy food are also not the friends that you think they are.

Posterior hygeine and health are no laughing matter! :)

:lol: Thank you, Bill....

[Bill_the_Pony]

Stop laughing! :mad:

http://a853.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/m_03bdb65773b3ed52f03793f3e96baa24.gif

[chemikillgod]

Greasy and spicy food are also not the friends that you think they are.

Spicy foods are what keeps me going. It's the first thing I look for in a new restaurant and the thing that I keep ordering in my favorite places. Yum, Yum.

Edit. I can't believe we're back on poop. :confused:

My sister is a big fan of poop talk for some reason. She will go on and on and on about the shape of her last poop like it was a fucking constellation that she saw last night.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Yes, another thread gone to........









































































Cincinnati. :p

[Gentlemen Death]

Spicy foods are what keeps me going. It's the first thing I look for in a new restaurant and the thing that I keep ordering in my favorite places. Yum, Yum.

Edit. I can't believe we're back on poop. :confused:

My sister is a big fan of poop talk for some reason. She will go on and on and on about the shape of her last poop like it was a fucking constellation that she saw last night.

How old is she? :Eyebrow:

[chemikillgod]

How old is she? :Eyebrow:

Dude, you're disturbing me now. :Mwahaha:

She's almost quarter of a century old.

[Gentlemen Death]

Dude, you're disturbing me now. :Mwahaha:

She's almost quarter of a century old.

:lol: :lol: .....Sorry, just having some fun....:cool:

[Metuzalem]

Also hate when I buy large containers of perishable foods and then realize I have no time in which to consume them, unless I make every meal for the next three days ice cream, butter and Lucky Charms.

I'm coming to your place for dinner.

[spammityspam]

I also have, upon closer inspection of my minifridge, some frozen chicken and a jar of ranch dip. And mayonnaise.

It's gettin' gourmet up in here, I promise you that.

[kah]

Have you used the book yet?

[spammityspam]

I have not -- almost everything calls for stuff like flour and shredded various cheeses and eggs, which I didn't think would be smart to be like a week and a half before term ended. But I have great plans for the fall semester! I'm going to make PIE.

[Jakester]

I would love to taste your pie.

[Outsydr]

Here's something!

I am greatly annoyed by men that mark their mental calendars for when they can rejoice at the 18th birthday of a child actress. I used to work with a guy that had a thing for Emma Watson. But, you see, it was all okay because he was keeping his attraction under control by waiting for her to mature. It's perverted.

[Metuzalem]

Dude, have you seen the episode of Robot Chicken where they cover that topic with the Olson's? It was freaking hilarious,
"Yay, they're 18!!!"
"Dude, you're like 35." :lol:

What's disturbing is that over here we get guys celebrating that stuff 2 years earlier than yourselves.

[Jakester]

Yep, so if I were in England, I'd have so banged Emma already 'cuz Oh my Damn!

What's disturbing is that the guys who "mark their calendars" are already thinking naughty things about the girls. I have no mental calendar.

Hmm...that sounded wrong even for me...

[Outsydr]

Me neither. Look, if I'm going to be hot for some chick, I'll be hot for her. It's just so happens that I prefer older women to younger ones.

Another thing that annoys me is guys that get excited when a hot star breaks it off with her husband or boyfriend...

Yeah, right, pal. As if YOU'VE got a chance with Jessica Biel!

[Jakester]

Jessica Biel? Nah, no chance here. Alba, however...she might be enough of a slut...at least, that's what my fantasies tell me about her.

[Jakester]

<clears throat loudly>
But who I'm really hot for is Kah!

[Outsydr]

Love you, bud. But NO CHANCE there either LOL!

[Bill_the_Pony]

Dude, have you seen the episode of Robot Chicken where they cover that topic with the Olson's? It was freaking hilarious,
"Yay, they're 18!!!"
"Dude, you're like 35." :lol:

What's disturbing is that over here we get guys celebrating that stuff 2 years earlier than yourselves.


You mean Prince William and I could have gone out on a date when he was 16 ????? :eek:

[kah]

:rolleyes:

Seriously, I don't understand the attraction. I remember being 16 and dating a 20 year old. I took a 23 year old to my sophomore TWIRP dance. (I had a bet going. I won.) I never saw it as a problem. Then I became 20, and 23, and now 27. The LAST thing I would ever want is a teenager. ~shudder~ What the hell would I want with a boy when I could have a man? Unfortunately, men don't seem to think that way. You guys want to get at 'em young and be the first to corrupt them.

I just can't get my mind around it. It feels yucky. I used to program heating and air conditioning systems, so I basically worked all over the place. I had to work in a high school for a few weeks and was constantly catcalled and followed around by packs of football players. One day I just turned around and said, "I started smoking when you were in diapers. Walk away." (Of course, now it would be "before you were conceived", but anyways...) You guys, on the other hand, would be trying to get numbers, figuring out how far you could go with them without their parents finding out and getting you put in jail.

Sorry, I was rambling there for a bit. What I really meant to say was, "Men are pigs."

[spammityspam]

Hear hear. I can't remember the last time I was hit on by a guy under 30, but that's men-are-pigs in a different direction, a little. Why do older men like young girls? I'm more mature and smarter than most 18-year-olds, but the creepy old guys at any of my past workplaces don't know that. Of course, teenage guys suck too these days. The ones that aren't dumbasses are usually so shy I have no clue they like me until five months later, when one of their friends is like har har, wasn't it hilarious when whatsisface had a crush on you, and I'm like what? I'd totally have hit that.

Thing that annoys me: I'm trying to pack my dorm room up to go home for my two-week summer vacation, and WHERE THE HELL DID I GET ALL THIS SHIT. I fit my stuff coming here in a crate and a pair of suitcases, plus a printer box. Now it's that stuff plus my entire hamper full of clothes, several bags of miscellaneous crap, I STILL have probably another two boxes' worth of books, and I haven't even packed my bedding yet (because my friend is sleeping on it. EVEN THOUGH HE PROMISED TO HELP ME. Dick.). Where did I pick up all this crap? How did I do it? I don't have any money. Did I just spontaneously generate it all? Why does this power only manifest when I have to pack everything into the admittedly roomier than you'd expect trunk of a Volkswagen? Why not when I'm on a social crusade trying to end world hunger? WHY?

[kah]

Get used to it. I moved 6 times between 19 and 25. It sucks. You always have more than the last time.

I hate the sound people make when they chew. I got home from work on Wednesday and the bf was eating cereal and I had to walk in the other room to keep from throwing up/strangling him. I realize that people have to eat to live, but couldn't they do it quietly? :mad:

[rappites]

I hear you on that one there Kah on the chewing. I am sure I make a sound too. But, I just want to hurl when I hear someone chewing.

[Bill_the_Pony]

:rolleyes:

Seriously, I don't understand the attraction. I remember being 16 and dating a 20 year old. I took a 23 year old to my sophomore TWIRP dance. (I had a bet going. I won.) I never saw it as a problem. Then I became 20, and 23, and now 27. The LAST thing I would ever want is a teenager. ~shudder~ What the hell would I want with a boy when I could have a man? Unfortunately, men don't seem to think that way. You guys want to get at 'em young and be the first to corrupt them.

I just can't get my mind around it. It feels yucky. I used to program heating and air conditioning systems, so I basically worked all over the place. I had to work in a high school for a few weeks and was constantly catcalled and followed around by packs of football players. One day I just turned around and said, "I started smoking when you were in diapers. Walk away." (Of course, now it would be "before you were conceived", but anyways...) You guys, on the other hand, would be trying to get numbers, figuring out how far you could go with them without their parents finding out and getting you put in jail.

Sorry, I was rambling there for a bit. What I really meant to say was, "Men are pigs."


Hear hear. I can't remember the last time I was hit on by a guy under 30, but that's men-are-pigs in a different direction, a little. Why do older men like young girls? I'm more mature and smarter than most 18-year-olds, but the creepy old guys at any of my past workplaces don't know that. Of course, teenage guys suck too these days. The ones that aren't dumbasses are usually so shy I have no clue they like me until five months later, when one of their friends is like har har, wasn't it hilarious when whatsisface had a crush on you, and I'm like what? I'd totally have hit that.


AAAAAH!!!!!! http://a425.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/81/m_27f554901b359f51187dd3ccc6e9a8e8.gif

I wasn't serious! :eek:

I've never had an unhealthy propensity for young and dumb and full of....well, 2 out of three is good, yes? :)


I mean, even when I was fifteen I preferred the company of.....
http://a884.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/m_0585ea28e6cf317ed0c07742115daf13.gif


.... You know what's really annoying is ....

:headscratch:





:headscratch:





:headscratch:




Loud Mexican Music! :mad:










~whew!~ :rolleyes:

[Jakester]

Oh yes, I do so enjoy the corruption of the innocent.
I am, however, finding great pleasure in the already corrupted (yes, you, Kahlan)!
Basically, I'm equal opportunity.

[DarkJedi]

Alright, I'll say what annoys me.

Grammar mistakes and people whom think they need to correct me.

I'm sorry if this offends some people but I'm fucking pissed at times when someone comes out of nowhere to correct something.

It would be one thing if I didn't correctly pronounce something every single time but as news man, I have to admit to being under a limited timeframe.

I have two people over at the main site side (mania.com, the site that pays for the bills) who now want to dissect one sentence where I may make a mistake.

No matter if I've already made it very fuckin clear that I am not effing perfect up to this point. That doesn't matter, right, when someone wants to insert their ego into the equation and point out how vastly intelligent they are while insulting the other person?

I think for the most part, everyone in this community knows everyone. If I come along and type something up very quickly....."The director beinng a...."....the other community member knows I was in a hurry when I typed "beinng" instead of "being".

Case in point....Last night at 4 am in the effing morning...I wrote "aloud" instead of "allowed"....

Some anal asshole responded...not over the subject matter, being BATMAN....no, they responded that I was a fuckin wannabe whom didn't know there was such a word as "ALLOWED" in the current dictionary.

THAT's what really annoys the shit out of me, folks.

I'm well aware there is a word like "allowed" as compared to "aloud" that means two different contexts.....It's the people that come along and feel the need to point out that obvious point never thinking for a second that it was a honest mistake with someone in a hurry......that annoys the shit out of me.

Understand, I love thinking that I won't make a mistake occassionally. Also understand that I know I will never be that perfect. Everyone makes mistakes...Even best selling authors (Stephen King, Greg Bear, etc).....Everyone makes mistakes....

Why some asshole has to come along and tell me how I'm such a dipshit for making one mistake ....is quite literally beyond me.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Jarrod, would you like to sick me upon them? :)

I'm more than happy to, you know. I'm full of piss and vinegar lately, and I need somewhere to release it. :bounce2:

Piss OR vinegar, either way they won't forget it. :rolleyes:

[DarkJedi]

LMAO Sure...Go ahead..Get em, Bill. :)

On the main site, go to article #9...Batman at the Chicago Con...

Bama is this week's asshat. Both him and Bernini feel I need to be fuckin perfect. Sorry to break it to them.....Variety makes mistakes..Hollywood Reporter makes mistakes...Entertainment Weekly makes mistakes.....Fuckin Best Selling Authors make mistakes...these things happen...but some assholes just don't give a damn. They need to relieve their egos by pointing out how intelligent they are....

lol I'm so fucking sick of it...Get em Bill.

[Jakester]

Perhaps it's not so much that they are correcting you as opposed to the tone that they use while doing it.

I'm sure that we all want Mania to be presented as a professional organization, and nothing screams "amateur" quite like completely misusing a word. Perhaps these two individuals' criticism stems from a sincere love for the site (and perhaps your genetalia) and simply wish to help improve the perception of the site in the eyes of the public at large.

I expect that their emails go something like this: "DarkJedi, I was just reading the article you posted at 4 am on The Dark Knight, and I can't believe that you don't know that the right word is "allowed," not "aloud"!!111! Try using a dicshionary next time!"

When, really, if they'd just taken a cue from James Gunn and written something like this, they'd have gotten their point across more effectively, and you'd feel better about them and yourself:

"DJ, you cocksucker, I wanted to tell you that I loved the article you wrote on Batman or The Dark Knight. I honestly forget which because I kept getting distracted by your misuse of the word "aloud." I know you wrote the article at 4am and that you work a "real" job, and I appreciate all the hard work you put into giving us our enterainment news, and heck, a mistake or two is bound to slip through when you proofread your own material. Nevertheless, this kind of mistake can, in my opinion, lower people's opinion of the site, and I'd hate to see that happen, so I wanted to bring the error to your attention. Cocksucker, you do a great job here, and I appreciate all of your hard work!"

See? Isn't that much better?

[omicron]

that fucking idiot who yells "GET IN THE HOLE" everytime Tiger tees off. Besides the fact it's annoying, I heard the guy do it yesterday on a 600yd, par5. I don't care how good Tiger is, he's not holing that shot.

[rappites]

I hear him too OMI when I watching yesterday. I think he does it to hear himself on t.v.

Tiger needs to turn around and say. "Look asshole...... Shut the Fuck up"

[Metuzalem]

You mean Prince William and I could have gone out on a date when he was 16 ????? :eek:

No. 16 is the heterosexual age of consent. For some reason the homosexual one is still 18 or 21, I can't remember which. Besides, Harry is where the fun is to be had.

[Bill_the_Pony]

OH, you VIXEN you. http://a587.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/m_2ccebbaf3487657c780fe2ce14a40332.gif

[Nostromo]

Corn husks. Who needs them. :) N

[Bill_the_Pony]

Or cornbread, for that matter....:confused:

[spammityspam]

But... I love cornbread.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Well, I do too, it's a Weyland Yutani thing with Nostromo. :)

[spammityspam]

It's a what now?

[Bill_the_Pony]

Weyland Yutani. That's the name of "the Company" the omnipresent corporation overseeing everything in the Alien movies. Off hand remarks are made of the food onboard the spaceships in these movies, ships owned by The Company (Weyland Yutani). There is a smart-aleck remark referring to cornbread in Aliens, involving Bishop, the Android in Nostromo's avatar. Nostromo is the name of the Space Ship towing the refinery in the first Alien movie. :)

[spammityspam]

...

ohhh.

Complicated pop culture references and my inability to understand them: the reason I will never be a real nerd.

[Nostromo]

Indeed. The Company knows and sees all. :eek: :wink: N

[Jakester]

I bed Kah got the reference!

[Metuzalem]

Best. Freudian slip/pun. Ever.

[kah]

Agreed.

And as to your earlier comment, I tend to be more the corruptor and less the corrupted. :anismirk: I could tell you some very interesting virgin stories. :Eyebrow:

[Still Crazy]

Thongs. They are annoying when you slip too far in your chair.

As for virgins.... please do tell....:Eyebrow:

[Jakester]

Agreed.

And as to your earlier comment, I tend to be more the corruptor and less the corrupted. :anismirk: I could tell you some very interesting virgin stories. :Eyebrow:
Yes, Kah, I know, and from you, it's singularly arousing.

[spammityspam]

Annoying thing: there is absolutely nothing sweet to eat in this house, nor is there anything cold to drink. All there is to drink period is water that's been sitting in the 90-degree garage. I am thirsty and jonesing for chocolate, and none is presenting itself. Garararar.

[Bill_the_Pony]

I keep a jar of Nutella (http://www.nutellausa.com/) around to avoid times like that. :OhWell:

[DarkJedi]

I keep a jar of Nutella (http://www.nutellausa.com/) around to avoid times like that. :OhWell:

Lack of Sleep make Jarrod a Dull Boy

[spammityspam]

...I wonder if I still have those amusing novelty Nutella packages. Hmm. Or I could steal and consume the tub of frosting in the kitchen, but my mother would notice its absence and make oblique comments at me.

Why is it...BILL and Jakester only responded?

Bzuh? To what?

[Bill_the_Pony]

Well, it IS late, Jerrod. :(

And I really DO like Nutella Chocolate Hazelnut spread. :(


I need to go to bed, though, goodnight! :)

[Jakester]

Oh DJ, I'd hoped my words of encouragement would cheer you up. Alas, I see that they did not, as evidenced by the lack of a spring in your step and frivolity in your tone.

Perhaps you could tell them that you know someone who would just as soon find out where they live, break into their houses and anally violate them in their beds as read their bickering about the occasional grammatical error. If they'd like to spout off on grammatical errors, they may do so in the forums. Oh, and in the meantime, they can blow me.

[spammityspam]

Ohh. I think maybe the rest of us shied away from that because (or at least this holds true for me) we mercilessly correct the grammar of those around us.

[Jakester]

Oh, nothing bothers me more (well, okay, a lot of things bother me more) than seeing grammatical errors in a publication that purports to be professional. I'm not so much talking about ending a sentence with a preposition, or some of the more obscure rules of grammar that my wife loves, but more those ones that involve completely misucing a word, like they're/their, you're/your, or saying things like "for all intensive purposes" or "how was I suppose to know?". It's "intents and purposes" and "supposed to know."

How, I totally understand DJ's position -- it's 4am, and he's out of his mind from fatigue, and he types the wrong word. The proper thing for a reader to do would be to send DJ a PM and say "Hi, I noticed that where you meant to type 'allowed,' you typed 'aloud.' You probably missed it when you were proffreading, so I thought I'd let you know."

I expect that would have made DJ a lot less irritable.

[chemikillgod]

Ohh. I think maybe the rest of us shied away from that because (or at least this holds true for me) we mercilessly correct the grammar of those around us.

Yar. I'm only a grammar nazi in my head. I'm too apathetic to actually go around correcting people and poking them on the head. Wait. scratch that. I'm never too apathetic to poke people on the head.

[spammityspam]

It's only in recent years that I've managed to control my obsessive editing of everything and everyone. I've even started ending sentences with prepositions and using "there's" in conjunction with plural nouns.

God, I'm a nerd.

Perhaps both problems could be solved if you (DJ, not Jake) had someone else give your work a quick read-through before press time? That way, the curbside proffreader would have less to bitch annoyingly about, the story itself would be that much cleaner, and you wouldn't have that lovely aneurysm budding in your brain, which is always a good thing. I can never proofread my own work. I do this thing where I completely leave out words, but in my head I put them back in, even when I read it out loud to myself. It does slow down the process to have a second reader, though.

[omicron]

I truly weep for humanity. You see those poeple who post in talkback and such, and wonder how they managed to build up the necessary synaptic energy to turn on the computer.

I occasionally read the website for my old hometown newspaper. For example, there's a law set to go into effect that was pushed through by a group called Citizens for Community Values that forces strip clubs in Ohio to close between midnight and 6 a.m. Those with liquor licenses could stay open until last call, but nudity would be banned after midnight.

My thoughts on the issues aside, the talkback section makes me wonder. I lurk on Fark, and you see people post things that are so far out there. Honestly, on Fark, I assume it's a bit. People are just playing a persona, much like Jakester does. But on a little nothing local news website, I have to assume these people are REAL. This includes the idiot who uses a comma after every word and tells people to go to god, not strip clubs. This includes the raging hatemongers, the overbearing biblethumpers, the bleeding heart liberals, the stoned-out fratboys and all the others.

I can't believe these people 1) actually exist and 2) are that way in real life. However, since they aren't playing to any audience, I must conclude that they'd say the same things and have the same opinions if the subject of whatever was brought up in casual conversation at work or a bar. Are these people out there and I've just had the good fortune to either not meet them or ignore them? Or is it true, that the anonymity of the internet lets people say whatever they want with no repercussion? And if so, where is society heading where people get that norm set into theirselves and take it to the real world. Can you imagine a world where people just talk in ALLCAPS and viciously attack people who disagree with them?

I watch Idiocracy a while back, and while it wasn't great, the picture it painted for the future each day becomes more and more chillingly possible. :Tongue:

[Jakester]

That way, the curbside proffreader would have less to bitch annoyingly about

What the hell's a proffreader?! Jesus, can't you use a dictionary? It's proofreader!

</sarcasm> :)

[DarkJedi]

lol You folks have me laughing....I was joking earlier by getting all "annoyed" in a What annoys you thread but I missed the mark of said joke since it was early in the morning and I had lack of sleep issues.

Oh well. Carry on...And you warm my heart everytime you call me a cocksucker, Jake. :)

[DarkJedi]

I watch Idiocracy a while back, and while it wasn't great, the picture it painted for the future each day becomes more and more chillingly possible.

So true. With internet slang so popular these days, who's to say it won't or can't happen 500 years from now. I actually heard someone say "LOL" once aloud in a Walmart once.

Imagine a world a few years from now where people said "lol" instead of actually laughing...

[spammityspam]

One of my friends, an otherwise intelligent young lady named Mary, will speak the little actions people put inside asterisks. You know how some people will go *blink*? She says "blink." She also says "LOL" and "LMAO." And "BRB."

It makes me want to stab her a little. I'm trying to train her out of it.

On the other hand, though, what's to stop internet slang from becoming standardized English? Language is first and foremost a means for communication, and if this is how we communicate, shouldn't it be annexed into English, even if it makes me cringe? There's already a precedent for made-up words and acronyms -- scuba, radar, and tip were all once acronyms, and Shakespeare made up 1700 words himself. Just made 'em up. Not weird words, but things like "generous" and
"bittersweet" and "amazement" and "advertising."

Or maybe we should get an English Académie Française. This would give me something to do after I exhaust graduate school, at least.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Roflcopter! :)

[spammityspam]

Lollercaust.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Roflopolis! :D

Lolageddon!

The Second loling!

Is it time to "STFU n00b" ??????????

oR sHalL i KontnUu?

yuck. :Tongue:

[spammityspam]

Good Lord, I think I broke Bill.

[Gentlemen Death]

Blonde women who get boob implants, and then swear up and down that they are not the stereotypical blonde, big tit bimbo....Silly plastic girl..:lol:

[Nostromo]

People who say some of my best friends are artificial persons. N

[spammityspam]

My mother's assumption that I am interested in the gossip about my extended family.

[chemikillgod]

feelings.

yucky.

[spammityspam]

FEEEEEEEEEEEEElings.

Nothing more than feeeeeeeeeeeeeelings...

[DarkJedi]

Assholes generally annoy me.

[Gentlemen Death]

Assholes generally annoy me.

Have you also noticed that assholes smell too...Its uncanny...

[DarkJedi]

Have you also noticed that assholes smell too...Its uncanny...

Har Har. I don't mind those kind of assholes if they're female. I knew Jakey would take it literal but I didn't think you would beat him to it. Damn you Marc, you're becoming as bad.. :D

[Gentlemen Death]

Noooooooooooooo.......:D

[rappites]

OMG. . . .How many more effing people are you going to corrupt with you arseholes?


I have to look at an asshole at least six times a day or more. Just wait until you have to change diapers Mr. Death. Then your fascination will come to a screaching halt.



I send you a nice smelly diaper via fed ex to remind you why you do not want kids.

[Kaeos]

OMG. . . .How many more effing people are you going to corrupt with you arseholes?


I have to look at an asshole at least six times a day or more. Just wait until you have to change diapers Mr. Death. Then your fascination will come to a screaching halt.



I send you a nice smelly diaper via fed ex to remind you why you do not want kids.

Here here! Heed well the words of my iSister Kahlan! I have had no less than 2 diaper clap poop machines in my home at any given time for the last 9 years.

You. Have. No. Idea.

[Gentlemen Death]

OMG. . . .How many more effing people are you going to corrupt with you arseholes?


I have to look at an asshole at least six times a day or more. Just wait until you have to change diapers Mr. Death. Then your fascination will come to a screaching halt.



I send you a nice smelly diaper via fed ex to remind you why you do not want kids.

Ok...I do not know where you guys get the impression that I am obsessed with poop...But I assure you, that I am not. I do not play with it, examine it or feel the need to throw it across rooms. I just never grew out of the phase where it amuses me to the point of laughter, somtimes. If that means I am immature, so be it....No but really, I do like poo...:D

[Bill_the_Pony]

Here here! Heed well the words of my iSister Kahlan! I have had no less than 2 diaper clap poop machines in my home at any given time for the last 9 years.

You. Have. No. Idea.

That was Rappites, but I'm sure Kahlan agrees. :rolleyes:

Still having technical difficulties? :confused:

[chemikillgod]

Ok...I do not know where you guys get the impression that I am obsessed with poop...But I assure you, that I am not. I do not play with it, examine it or feel the need to throw it across rooms. I just never grew out of the phase where it amuses me to the point of laughter, somtimes. If that means I am immature, so be it....No but really, I do like poo...:D

You lie, LIAR! We all know you clench the power of poo between your fingers and feel its poo-ness with all its rank energy!

I, however, wear a blindfold when it comes to poo. I'm hoping that if I wish enough it will cease to exist.

[DarkJedi]

That was Rappites, but I'm sure Kahlan agrees. :rolleyes:

Still having technical difficulties? :confused:

I'm confused as well, Billy Boy.

Raps, I consider a harmless creature who could frighten me like Molly Weasley could frighten me if I ever do something wrong. I think she's strong and formidable just to put up with Outy the Dorkboy's Shit...but still, I see a difference here..

Kah, on the otherhand, reminds me too much of my ex. Should she ever enter the same room I'm currently breathing air out of... I'd probably run for the fuckin hills never looking back. She scares the shit out of me.

How K-Breeder confused the two, I'm curious....


Marc, you realize you said..."I really do like poo" right?

[spammityspam]

New best Freudian slip ever!

[Woodwraith]

Thongs. They are annoying when you slip too far in your chair.

As for virgins.... please do tell....:Eyebrow:

I thought "thong" was the sound it makes when you take it off. :D

[Outsydr]

Raps, I consider a harmless creature who could frighten me like Molly Weasley could frighten me if I ever do something wrong. I think she's strong and formidable just to put up with Outy the Dorkboy's Shit...but still, I see a difference here..



"Dorkboy"??? Hey, fuck you, man! You got fingers like sausages!:Tongue:

[kah]

Hell, might just have to take a trip to Texas to test that, Jarrod. :Mwahaha:

[kah]

The fact that I didn't even realize I missed the fucking Warped Tour. :mad:

[Trazalca]

This site going down, then up again...

[Gentlemen Death]

Sounds like the last stripper I gave $5 dollars to....Silly, stripper....:D

[Bill_the_Pony]

Not enough going down, and up again. :mad:



















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[spammityspam]

Why is there a sperm-shaped smiley?

[Trazalca]

Isn't it obvious?

Where's Captain Obvious when you need him? :rolleyes:

[Outsydr]

You're in college and haven't yet learned how smilies reproduce???

[spammityspam]

I'm from a small town! We advocated abstinence! T'ain't right for smilies to be doin' that!