Questions I have Questions

[rappites]

If you have the answers that is great. If not post your own questions.


Why does it always feel better for someone to touch you? But, why doesn't it feel good to touch yourself? (well not as good)


Why can't I say no to just one when I eat cookies?

[SinisterPryde]

If you have the answers that is great. If not post your own questions.

I have many answers! You just have to ask the right questions.


Why does it always feel better for someone to touch you? But, why doesn't it feel good to touch yourself? (well not as good)

I think it has to do with the whole anticipation thing. You know your touch and are in synch with your own energy so it isn't as exciting as touching yourself. (Hehehehe, bet you weren't expecting a "clean" answer!)


Why can't I say no to just one when I eat cookies?

Why would you want to eat just one?

[Gentlemen Death]

yeah, I got a question.

Why do guys have nipples??

[Bill_the_Pony]

:Eyebrow:

[Woodwraith]

Why can't I say no to just one when I eat cookies?

I can't say no to cookies either. That are my biggest weakness. I can spill secrets for the right cookie. :wink:

[Daltons Chin Dimple]

yeah, I got a question.

Why do guys have nipples??

Because we are all girls at the earliest stage of development in the womb and the decision to be a man is made after the assignation of nipples.

And it gives viscious girls something to tweak !

[Metuzalem]

Stole my thunder dude.

Yeah, nipples develope before any of the sexual organs. They are the default setting if you will.

[Gentlemen Death]

WTF am i supposed to do with these things though, yeah the occasional lick from my girlfriend can be interesting, but even that does not cut it for me. I think i should try and get them removed...Unless i can spit acid....I will just stop, that was stupid.....:headscratch:

[SinisterPryde]

Get 'em pierced. I did.

[Gentlemen Death]

But then what.....I mean my whole point is WHY nipples?? We do not breast feed, like what the hell are we supposed to do with them...hmmmm, let me get back to you about that, I will figure something out.

[Metuzalem]

Dude, we told you, everyone has nipples because they grow on the foetus before the foetus gets a gender.

[Kaeos]

Sure, but your missing his point. The biology part, sure we all get 2 eyes, 2 nipples, 10 fingers, 1 azzhole and 10 toes.

But why?

[rappites]

Why are we here at all?


Oh, and by the way. I think men can produce milk. If they stimulate them enough. It is not like women. Where I could have squirted you across the room after a pregnancy. But, you could have some leaking. You can also develope breast cancer too ya know.

[Gentlemen Death]

That is funny that you mentioned that, i just got done feeling my chest. ANd I painted smiley faces on my nipples, so there are fun things you can do with them. You just need to try and figure a use for them..

[Metuzalem]

Oh, and by the way. I think men can produce milk. If they stimulate them enough.

Oh man, this is something I've got to try. It's like when a woman tells her girlfriend "Oh my God, last I night I had explosive female ejaculation!" and the girlfriend gets all jealous and is all like "No fair, I want that too!"
Yeah, it's like that :lol:

[Space Tycoon]

You can milk just about anything with nipples.







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[SinisterPryde]

I know men have the glands for producing milk, though they remain largely inert. Since it takes specific hormones to activate those glands, I doubt men will produce milk short of some weird body chemistry.

That being said, sometimes I feel like the shirt around my nipple is wet like I was leaking, only its always dry.

[Nostromo]

sometimes I feel like the shirt around my nipple is wet like I was leaking


Hmmm ... lactation envy? :wink: N

[SinisterPryde]

Nah, as the great Steve Martin once said, "I could never be a woman. I'd spend all day at home playing with my breasts."

Besides, I think we men leak enough, um, fluids. Leaking from there would just be too much.

[Nostromo]

:lol: N

[Jakester]

Is it time for the return of Ask Jakester?