The Gay Bomb? Really? No, really?!

[Space Tycoon]

Don't ask, don't tell, don't surrender. (http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/2007/06/12/make_love_during_war.html)

I've heard of loony-tune schemes like this before. During the 1960's the Pentagon considered creating a hallucinogenic spray that would give enemy soldiers acid trips during combat.

Nuts. That's all I've got to say about that.






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[Bill_the_Pony]

:confused:

Other than its intended purpose of turning enemy soldiers into raging sex monsters, the battlefield becomes a huge circuit party, and Eartha Kitt is flown in to entertain the troops.

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And forward to VICTORY! http://a631.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/m_e5f448c2aa3c1f2628fcdbd4019a3dfe.gif

[SinisterPryde]

I dunno, I would love to see hundreds of soldiers marching while singing "I will survive" :D

[Daltons Chin Dimple]

It could work !!!

"Quickly Ahmed, kill the infidels !"

"I will slaughter the western pig dogs Abdul !"

BANG

"Phew, that infidel bomb was close, eh Ahmed!"

"Yes it was, it could have got mud on my clean uniform!"

"Ahmed, I have always liked the way you look in that uniform"

"Oh Abdul, you flatter me."

"It goes with your eyes Ahmed."

"Sorry Abdul, I was miles away, I was just thinking how this fox-hole would look better with more soft furnishings."

"But Ahmed, I will not have time to get them this weekend as I have a strange urge to go and see some musical theatre"

"Good idea Abdul, maybe we can ask those beefy American soldiers over there if they want to come with us?"

"American ? Yum ! The other, other white meat !"








I am slightly worried that I appear to have spent too much time thinking this one through....

[Metuzalem]

The term "Gay bomb" is a misnomer though, it doesn't make you gay as such. Supposedly it just makes you into a voracious sexual predator that will just shag everything in sight.........

I think it's time for Jakey-poo to come clean about his medical history testing for the military.

Personally, I've always fancied taking one of these bombs to a Miss Universe contest.

[SinisterPryde]

Screw Miss Universe, I'm setting one off in a closed gym with me and the Swedish Bikini team! :D

[hawklord]

As much as I disapprove of al Qaeda, I think it would be funny if they set one off in Parliament, preferably while Prime Minister's Questions is being televised.

Can one imagine British MPs becoming "sexual predators that will just shag everything in sight" :lol:

[spammityspam]

I'm trying really hard not to.

[Metuzalem]

As much as I disapprove of al Qaeda, I think it would be funny if they set one off in Parliament, preferably while Prime Minister's Questions is being televised.

Can one imagine British MPs becoming "sexual predators that will just shag everything in sight" :lol:

Dude. You know that's most of our MP's anyway! Yeah can you picture Anne Widecombe and Boris Johnson going at it? They would have the cutest baby ever.