Happy Birthday Intelligent Design

[DarkJedi]

And of course to newbies Mars 76 and jtmoney, should they read this thread.

Pretty sure ID will though.....because he's probably plotting ways to take over the forums, the country, and the world.

He's gotta get in line though.....

[TrixieB]

Happy birthday, guys!!

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[southpaw]

Happy Birthday everyone! As they always say, "don't drop the soap"....................







Wait that's when you go prison.....well, anyways you know what they always say. You probably don't wanna hear it again anyhows.

[kah]

Happy Birthday from the Frozen Tundra. (Currently -16 degrees, with a windchill of -30)

[Adam54]

Yeah, God bless this weather. Minnesota may be worse than you guys. I'm too scared to go outside.

So happy birthday from an equally frozen tundra!!

[sickness]

Happy birthdays, yo!

[Jakester]

Happy Birthday, you sneaky so-and-so.

[Queen Mae]

Happy Birthday!

[Sgt. Awesome]

Happy Birthday! Your parents had sex nine months ago from this date how ever many years old you are...

[Intelligent_Design]

Thanks, This has been the worst bd ever, I will give guys details later.Its not over yet.

[Jakester]

Did you get fucked in the ass by two horses and a bull while a monkey licked your balls? If you didn't, then, yeah, it was the worst birthday ever.

[Intelligent_Design]

Did you get fucked in the ass by two horses and a bull while a monkey licked your balls? If you didn't, then, yeah, it was the worst birthday ever.


Well I woke up at 9 am headed to the DMV because my drivers licence expired on my birthday so I'm thinkin it’s a sat nobody will be there....wrong... the line was out of the door and it was 10 degrees outside. So I got done there at 12:30 and picked up my Girlfriend and headed to the bank well my battery dies in the parking lot so I walk two blocks to a tire store and tell them my battery is dead they tell me it might be something else and I should have the car towed there. I had a good laugh and said I will push it so I go back and tell my GF to steer while I push. At that time a guy says he would push my car with his.I'm like cool . So we get they look at it and come to me and say, Yep its your battery. It will be $156 total. At this point I wanted to crush his skull for taking me for a ride like this(I'm still hot about it). But I suck it up and pay without incident So now its 5pm I spent my birthday in waiting rooms, fun huh? So me and My GF rent movies.She rents Must love Dogs which was absolutely dreadful I rent Hustle and Flow and guess what it doesn't play on my DVD player. Yep happy birthday.:romy:

[Jakester]

So...I guess you didn't get any ass fucking then...

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Shut up Jakester. Man, you sure are the rump-ranger lately, aren't you?!?



Happy Birthday, Intelligent Design, whoever the hell you are.
Sorry you birthday was such crap. Yes, that movie "Must Love Dogs" was shit, my wife rented it this weekend as well. I kept waiting for the plot to advance, then I finally realized it didn't have a plot...well at least no more than the average porno movie has a plot....but nobody ever took off their clothing in this flick.....waste of time......


And the battery? How in the heck was that thing $156??? Price gouging?

[barqs]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm...assfucking........................ ...

[Bill_the_Pony]

Yeah, don't knock it if you haven't tried it! :romy: