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Trazalca
07-26-2007, 09:46 AM
...well, at least not until its time. :OhWell:

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Oscar the cat predicts patients' deaths

By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer
Thu Jul 26, 10:43 AM ET

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.

"He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die," said Dr. David Dosa in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in Thursday's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

"Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one," said Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor of medicine at Brown University.

The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other illnesses.

After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He'd sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would wind up dying in a few hours.

Dosa said Oscar seems to take his work seriously and is generally aloof. "This is not a cat that's friendly to people," he said.

Oscar is better at predicting death than the people who work there, said Dr. Joan Teno of Brown University, who treats patients at the nursing home and is an expert on care for the terminally ill

She was convinced of Oscar's talent when he made his 13th correct call. While observing one patient, Teno said she noticed the woman wasn't eating, was breathing with difficulty and that her legs had a bluish tinge, signs that often mean death is near.

Oscar wouldn't stay inside the room though, so Teno thought his streak was broken. Instead, it turned out the doctor's prediction was roughly 10 hours too early. Sure enough, during the patient's final two hours, nurses told Teno that Oscar joined the woman at her bedside.

Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death. Most families are grateful for the advanced warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure.

No one's certain if Oscar's behavior is scientifically significant or points to a cause. Teno wonders if the cat notices telltale scents or reads something into the behavior of the nurses who raised him.

Nicholas Dodman, who directs an animal behavioral clinic at the Tufts University Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine and has read Dosa's article, said the only way to know is to carefully document how Oscar divides his time between the living and dying.

If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said.

Nursing home staffers aren't concerned with explaining Oscar, so long as he gives families a better chance at saying goodbye to the dying.

Oscar recently received a wall plaque publicly commending his "compassionate hospice care."

Space Tycoon
07-26-2007, 09:52 AM
That's one far out story. :eek:


There's an X-Files episode in there somewhere...






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Gentlemen Death
07-26-2007, 11:24 AM
If THAT cat tried to come and cuddle next to me... I would have to kill it!:cool:

Still Crazy
07-26-2007, 01:19 PM
If THAT cat tried to come and cuddle next to me... I would have to kill it!:cool:

Um I thought the cat was your pet? :headscratch:

Gentlemen Death
07-26-2007, 04:20 PM
Um I thought the cat was your pet? :headscratch:

Hehehe....No I have a fat cat who does absolutely nothing except sit there and stare at me when I am trying to be evil.

Woodwraith
07-26-2007, 11:56 PM
So you have a mentor. :D

fastcar
07-27-2007, 04:01 AM
My cat is named Oscar and he was curled up at my feet last night when I went to bed. Glad I read this now.

Sgt. Awesome
07-29-2007, 10:16 PM
Wow... that's really creepy. A fuzzy grim reaper.
He only wants your soul because it's tuna flavoured.

My dad, a long time ago, had a cat named Wump. That was the sound it made when you kicked it off the bed and it hit the wall.

Bill_the_Pony
07-29-2007, 10:28 PM
http://a493.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_b27f56916dae7e9221547c4aa1903324.gif Well, according to science, this cat cuddles up to these old folks and steals their breath. That explains everything, and there is nothing further to see, so everybody move along and let this cat do his job.


And he's doing a fine job, no? :)

Sgt. Awesome
07-29-2007, 10:29 PM
What if he runs out of elderly and begins to suck the life out of babies? What do we do then? He'll be out of control. We couldn't send animal control, they'll just get the life sucked out of them.

Bill_the_Pony
07-29-2007, 10:33 PM
http://a493.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_b27f56916dae7e9221547c4aa1903324.gif Well, according to science, this cat cuddles up to these old folks and steals their breath. That explains everything, and there is nothing further to see, so everybody move along and let this cat do his job.


And he's doing a fine job, no? :)

What if he runs out of elderly and begins to suck the life out of babies? What do we do then? He'll be out of control. We couldn't send animal control, they'll just get the life sucked out of them.

Well, according to science AND the Bible, it's God's way of reducing population on earth. This is a scientific equation called Manifest Destiny, and one can't go against the word of God. And how can this be?

For he IS the Kwizatz Haderach! :mad:

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Sgt. Awesome
07-29-2007, 10:44 PM
More like the Kwizcatz Haderach.

Bill_the_Pony
07-29-2007, 11:11 PM
Oh, my bad. :rolleyes:

I shouldn't have made such an egregious typographical error from such a well-loved piece of kitty literature.

neglet
07-30-2007, 10:24 AM
He is master of the sandbox!






Just watch out for those little clumps.

Trazalca
07-30-2007, 10:34 AM
You know what Negs? I thought of you when I read this article,
secretly training cats in the backyard to do your evil bidding,
all with an evil plan to rule the world by dominating all nursing homes
with cats that curl up like feline angels of death.

Of course, that plan makes no sense at all, but aren't all plans
to rule the world based on insanity? Then again, it could be phase one.
Phase two - teach cats the tae kwan do moves.
Phase three - raise them up as members of the Feline Inquisition,
torturing and dismembering all who misspell text and misplace their
apostrophes. :rolleyes:

And based on my spelling of tae kwon du, I'll be expecting a group
of cats to martial art my arse on my way to the truck in the parking lot.
Should be fun. :D

neglet
07-30-2007, 10:51 AM
Well, I have to confess I did have such a plan, to rule the earth through felines trained in the martial arts. I had it thought out, step by step--it was fool-proof and failsafe!

But when I tried to write it down, my cat batted all my pens away and sat in front of my keyboard so I couldn't type it either. So I never got much further besides a couple of ninja cats and this furry angel of death. :Dunno: