What have we learned from cartoons?

[Bill_the_Pony]

1. Anvils are a leading cause of disfigurement and concussions.

[TrixieB]

2. Everything that you need you can mail order from the Acme company.

[rappites]

3. Animals can talk.

[Gentlemen Death]

That the damn roadrunner is a fucked up guy! IMO. That thing always pissed me off...:mad:

[Kaeos]

5) Shooting a duck in the face with a double barrel shot gun will cause the beak to hilariously spin around the ducks head.

[KingVoyeur]

6) It is possible to exit a building in NYC, get in a cab, drive to the airport, fly to another country, get on a boat, sail to yet another country, and climb a tall mountain to a recluse cabin, all in a matter of seconds.

[KingVoyeur]

7) You can walk off the edge of a building or cliff and not fall, as long as you don't look down.

[Outsydr]

8. Homo sapiens & dinosaurs not only existed at the same time, but cooperated with each other in such a way that dinosaurs were used as household utilities and work-related machines.


(Fun Fact: this is, in REALITY, being suggested by some Christians who are having a hard time reconciling their beliefs with the fact that earth is more than 5000 years old. The Christian Museum is said to have exhibits showing dinosaurs with SADDLES on them. I'm sorry, but I find that to be downright hyterical.)

[Scotia]

You irreverent blasphemer.....




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/tekrelic/JesusDino.jpg

[Gentlemen Death]

You irreverent blasphemer.....




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/tekrelic/JesusDino.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[fastcar]

9. Penguins is practically chickens.

[KingVoyeur]

10) Crotchety old farmers who probably don't have that much education can devise intricate schemes to steal land or money involving complex machines and fantastic costumes that any Hollywood filmmaker would kill to have. These schemes can also baffle police and detectives but are easily solvable by a group of hippies and their talking dog who have no jobs and nothing better to do than wander the country in a van.

[spammityspam]

11. Animals can write, they just can't spell.

12. There is such at thing as a free lunch; it's just probably got a giant box on a string hanging over it.

13. For every male on the planet there is a smaller, lighter-colored female variant running around somewhere. Her distinguishing characteristics are her gigantic eyelashes and usually an accompaniment of sexy trombones.

[Al-Dog]

14) Being shot, stabbed, blown up or hit on the head with very heavy objects will not kill you.

15) At the worst, a serious head injury will cause little birds to appear and fly around your head.

16) If by chance you do die, it’s only a temporary condition and you will be back as good as new in the next episode.

[Al-Dog]

17) You can wear a shirt without wearing pants or anything; all your business just out there in the breeze and you won’t get arrested.

[Trazalca]

18) All umbrellas, bedsheets, sails and hoop skirts can serve as excellent parachutes
from any given height. :Smirk:

[neglet]

19) If you're a bird that can talk, you either have an accent or a speech impediment.

[Metuzalem]

17) You can wear a shirt without wearing pants or anything; all your business just out there in the breeze and you won’t get arrested.

However, if you've just had a bath or shower you MUST wear a towel around said business.

[Metuzalem]

20. Sex, violence and racial stereotyping are all OK-dokey. Smoking however is a big no-no.

[Trazalca]

20. Sex, violence and racial stereotyping are all OK-dokey. Smoking however is a big no-no.

21. Unless you're Popeye. :Smirk:

[Bill_the_Pony]

20. Sex, violence and racial stereotyping are all OK-dokey. Smoking however is a big no-no.


21. Unless you're Popeye. :Smirk:


addendum to Articles 20 and 21:

Unless said smoking implement and/or accessory is utilized in the commission of a musical tune, from a mere collection of notes, to an entire "ditty".

Unless said smoking implement and/or accessory is utilized to produce a sequence of smoke signals with or without sound effects, and/or to emulate exhaust from a locomotive.

Unless said smoking implement is used as a gag and explodes in the face of the recipient, smudging his/her face with black soot, and causing clothing and hair in the immediate area to become disarrayed.

[chemikillgod]

22. The afterlife resides on top of the clouds where everyone has wings, wears white dresses, and plays the harp.

[Al-Dog]

23) A dog who can talk and walk on two legs can own another dog as long as the second dog cannot talk and walks on four legs.

[Still Crazy]

24. Sponges live in Pineapples.
25. Hippos can dance ballet

[fastcar]

26. As long as you are a member of either an American elite anti-terrorist task force or a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination, you will never be seriously injured despite routinely engaging in all-out battles with laser rifles and heavy weapons, because everyone will be able to eject to safety from doomed vehicles. In the few cases where you may be hurt, others will react with shocked disbelief. In short, you will never be killed. Physical fighting, however, will be in heavy abundance.




and now you know....

[Trazalca]

27. No matter how much a cartoon drinks, he/she will never get a hangover. Ever.

28. Whenever a cartoon is faced with a crucial decision, an tiny angel and devil will
appear on each shoulder to sway the decision to either side's favor.

[Natalie201]

29. In some cartoon villages there may be 100 residents and only one of them female. the only thing that will distiguish her from the rest of the village is her blond hair and white dress.

30. The smart charaters always wear glasses, are usually ignored, and get the least fashionable clothing. If the smartest is a female, she will be the least attractive of the group.

31. In any occassion while running you must turn a corner, you will have to hop a few steps or run in place before being able to proceed in the new direction.

[Metuzalem]

32. While fleeing in terror, always remember to run with your arms sticking straight out in front of you.

[rappites]

33. That skunks speak with a french accent.

[mckracken]

34) enter stage left... exit stage right!

[Metuzalem]

35. Guaranteed that no matter where you are travelling, anywhere in the universe, no matter how far - the entire journey hinges on whether to make a left turn at Albuquerque or not.

[fastcar]

36. In the right hands, a can of paint can provide an escape for some, a headache for others.

37. Any masked individual who reminds you of a lost long relative that left home years ago probably is said relative.

38. If you are lost in an unknown world, any opportunity you have to get home will undoubtedly be thrawted by evil villians, bumbling cohorts, or random circumstances of irony.
(For example: "The evil villian that stock-comic-relief-numbnuts character accidentally melted in an attempt to save our lives was holding the key to getting home. It's gone forever. Sucks to be us.")

[KingVoyeur]

39) Every roller-coaster is so high that it goes into outer-space without killing the riders.

40) An airbrake in an airplane will actually stop the plane in mid-air without it falling.

41) Seeing a beautiful girl will cause your heart to pound out of your chest without breaking ribs or killing you.

[Metuzalem]

42. Everyone has some sort of speech impediment.

[Outsydr]

43. Taking a hit point blank to the face with a shot gun blast only musses your hair and makes your face turn black (or, in reality, illicits appologies to the Vice President of the United States).

[Kaeos]

44) The only thing the Galaxy needs to stay safe is five teenagers with no parents or schooling who can fly giant robots. Booya!
http://design.tdctrade.com/img/voltron.jpg

[KingVoyeur]

45) Immature teenagers can not only handle great power, they will always defeat much more experienced and mature adults, good or bad (but only in Japan).

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa42/renton_zero/GundamWing1.jpg
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x292/emoxchickxkiss/sailor%20moon/Inner_Senshi_Fanart_group68.jpg
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u257/sirlan/inuyasha-1.jpg

[Outsydr]

46. That the COOLEST car EVER built has buttons that activate:

A: Four hyper-powered jacks that can allow the car to leap into the air!
B: Special grips on the tires that allow the car to scale sheer or slick surfaces!!
C: Front mounted buzz saws!!!
D: Bullet-proof, airtight cockpit shield!!!
E: Night vision headlights!!!!!
F: Submarine mode, providing air and parascope!!!!!!
G & H: Robotic homing pidgeon!!!!!!!







And that The COOLEST car EVER built looks like this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Mach_5_in_film.jpg

[dsilva]

Turtles love pizza.