View Full Version : Happy Birthday, Sgt. Awesome!
07-31-2007, 08:19 AM
Awesome! The Sarge is 18!
Which means it's legal if someone wants to give him some Cpl. Punishment <wink wink, nudge nudge>. Would that rouse him out of Maj. Boredom and Gen. Apathy? Or would the idea of someone spanking his Pvts be enough to get him standing at attention?
Okay, enough of bad military puns and double entendres. Have a Happy Birthday, Awesome!
Finally! Another piece of meat gets added to the stew. :Mwahaha:
I mean, Happy Birthday!
07-31-2007, 09:00 AM
Happy Birthday Sarge!!!!
My gift to you.....
A Special Birthday Wish For Sgt. Awesome!!! (http://app3.websitetonight.com/projects/4/9/5/7/495793/uploads/WIERD_AL_YANKOVICH_-_Happy_Birthday..mp3)
07-31-2007, 09:13 AM
Now go get a job and get out of my house....oh, oh, well, I will be saying that in about 12 years. It just felt good to say it.
So, can you drink in Canada at 18? Can you vote? What can you do at 18 in Canada that you could not do before?
07-31-2007, 09:17 AM
Hey Sarge! Happy Birthday. I hope your gf gives you "that special present."
07-31-2007, 10:55 AM
Happy Birthday Sarge.
Wow. Eighteen years. Treasure the milestone, man. Treasure the milestone. :cool:
07-31-2007, 12:44 PM
It varies from province to province. I can now vote (federally and provincially) and buy porn, not that I'd need to with Jake around. I can't legally purchase alcohol in BC until 19, but in every other province I can.
07-31-2007, 03:42 PM
I thought you were older.... :eek:
Happy Birthday! :D
07-31-2007, 04:11 PM
08-01-2007, 04:33 PM
Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be "legal" at last?
08-01-2007, 07:29 PM
Happy birthday...So are you going to get promoted now? :headscratch:
08-02-2007, 01:55 PM
HAPPY BIRFDAY PIEBOY! :D
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