Celebrity Stupid Quotes...Silly, Celebs...

[Gentlemen Death]

Thought this might be interesting. Find a quote from a celebrity that is stupid, which I am thinking should not be that hard, and post it on in here!

"I have no experience with children, but I guess they're different from dogs and horses."
- Bo Derek

[Metuzalem]

What's that one attributed to Mariah Carey about the famine in Ethopia? She allegedly goes on about how is so unfair and so tragic and signs off with "I wish I was that skinny".

[Gentlemen Death]

What's that one attributed to Mariah Carey about the famine in Ethopia? She allegedly goes on about how is so unfair and so tragic and signs off with "I wish I was that skinny".

Mariah Carey is a waste of white skin....

[Outsydr]

Mariah Carey is a waste of white skin....

What the fuck!!!?! How can someone be a 'waste of white skin'? Is white skin somehow devalued when someone says or does something stupid? Would it have been better if she were some other color?

Or, best of all, is white skin somehow worth more than any other color?

[Gentlemen Death]

What the fuck!!!?! How can someone be a 'waste of white skin'? Is white skin somehow devalued when someone says or does something stupid? Would it have been better if she were some other color?

Or, best of all, is white skin somehow worth more than any other color?

Dude, you need to calm the FUCK down!:mad:

It was supposed to have been some silly ass joke, and it always takes SOMEONE taking it the wrong way....I better just shut my mouth for now on then, huh?

[whitetemplar78]

"I never have done drugs"
Paris Hilton

this is what I call a waste of fake tanned skin........grrrrrrr, everytime I see her, i just want to go into a killing rage........sigh......

[Outsydr]

Dude, you need to calm the FUCK down!:mad:

It was supposed to have been some silly ass joke, and it always takes SOMEONE taking it the wrong way....I better just shut my mouth for now on then, huh?

This is not exactly the first time you've made some racist comment on these boards. And whereas I'm a strong advocate for freedom of speech, I would expect that you should have the maturity enough to own up to when you've said something offensive even when you ARE just excersing your rights.

But no, don't shut your mouth. To paraphrase myself the last time you did this: The other idoits would feel lonely without you.

[Gentlemen Death]

This is not exactly the first time you've made some racist comment on these boards. And whereas I'm a strong advocate for freedom of speech, I would expect that you should have the maturity enough to own up to when you've said something offensive even when you ARE just excersing your rights.

But no, don't shut your mouth. To paraphrase myself the last time you did this: The other idoits would feel lonely without you.

:D You aviously have some sort of problem with me, and I am curious to know what that is? And by saying,"Mariah Carey is a waste of white skin." Dude, it was a JOKE! You know how everyone makes fun of her because she looks white, but she is really black...you get it, hahahah, I guess not...... I guess your humor is as dry as sand. YOU need to get over yourself already, buddy! Just breathe, okay!

Other racist comments? Please find what I posted to suggest this and I will GLADLY shut up!

And you know what? I am 21, young and stupid, WTF does it matter to you. We can not all be like you, Outy, you get it! Please do not hate because you are an old man with nothing better to do besides pick on everyone else here on this board.

So, you know what if you want me to leave this fucking board I will gladly do it, but pretty much calling me a racist and an idiot is pretty fucking retarded (Oh wait....I just said retarded...God, I am being so mean) If I had offended you earlier before this thread then I apologize for WHATEVER I had done, which I do not. But instead of addressing it, you us insults for some reason....Were you not spanked enough as a child? I do not know.

All in all....Your pretty damn funny, man! :lol:

[whitetemplar78]

I didn't find what you said offensive in the least Death, I chuckled more at her lack of brain power to be honest. But in a open society your gonna be jumped for your thoughts....humor.....bad breath, you name it, so you have the right to make your comments, while he also as the right to be a uptight lunatic that jumps on people with insults from the get go........lol, I too have felt the wrath of Outsydr for comments I made....though mine was political, not racist.....lol

[Gentlemen Death]

Thanks, White. And thank you Outy....You made me happy in ways only I can know of. :D

Let the abuse continue, this is fun! :D :) :cool: :lol:

[Outsydr]

Other racist comments? Please find what I posted to suggest this and I will GLADLY shut up!

This was posted on the "Okay... NOW I'm pissed thread" in the Assylum on July 26th.

The thought of Obama or Clinton in office makes me laugh.......I find that the Democrats have ran out of options so they push forward with whatever ammo they have left........A black man and a women....Am I the only one who feels like that?

At that time, you claimed it was a joke. And even though you have every right to make jokes like that, I have just as much a right to tell you how little I appreciate it.

Now, let me be clear: It's not because I'm offended by it because it hurts me personally as a black man (or I suppose I should use a term you would prefer: non-white). In my life, I've been called "boy", "coon", "jibaboo", "spear-chuker" and yes, "nigger". And it's never bothered me because the color of my skin DOES NOT define me.

What offends me is the simplistic nature racist humor has. Its' on the same maturity level as toilet humor... something CHILDREN and idiots engage in. What I'm expressing is disappointment that a member of this community seems to have so little tools at his disposal that he must lower himself to poking fun at race instead of looking at things from a higher perspective.

You're better than that. Or so I'd like to think you are.

[Jakester]

If everyone was like Outy, everyone would be amazingly sexy.

[ghing]

this line is from Alicia Silverstone in an interview...

'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.'

[Daltons Chin Dimple]

By putting up a "....black man and a woman..." they might be very smart as the 'Stupid White Men' shroud hangs heavy over politics right now. There may also be the argumant that you could take a huge slice of the female or black vote in one swoop. It could work.

It Mr. Deaths defence though, I knew exactly what he meant and didn't think he was being racist.

Hey look, we managed to turn a thread on celebrity stupidity into something entirely different. God Bless The Internet ! :D

Back on track, I'll see any of the above, and raise you with just about anything out of the mouth of Lohan !

[Scotia]

Someone had to post a sample of Iron Mike's poetic mutterings. It's impossible to pick a favourite, they're all that good.


“He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse"

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

On Tyrell Biggs - "He was screaming like my wife."

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

"They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You ***got. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

[Gentlemen Death]

This was posted on the "Okay... NOW I'm pissed thread" in the Assylum on July 26th.



At that time, you claimed it was a joke. And even though you have every right to make jokes like that, I have just as much a right to tell you how little I appreciate it.

Now, let me be clear: It's not because I'm offended by it because it hurts me personally as a black man (or I suppose I should use a term you would prefer: non-white). In my life, I've been called "boy", "coon", "jibaboo", "spear-chuker" and yes, "nigger". And it's never bothered me because the color of my skin DOES NOT define me.

What offends me is the simplistic nature racist humor has. Its' on the same maturity level as toilet humor... something CHILDREN and idiots engage in. What I'm expressing is disappointment that a member of this community seems to have so little tools at his disposal that he must lower himself to poking fun at race instead of looking at things from a higher perspective.

You're better than that. Or so I'd like to think you are.

:lol: ....Outy, where have you been all my life! You are so right....I need to go somewhere and think about what I have said.....

Here we go: If you interpert that as racist comments, then that is you and it seems whomever has posted on this thread agrees that they are piss poor jokes, but not racist, what does that say?

Oh, and thanks for using the term non-white, that made my racist rage calm down...tard....

Calling me a racist is pretty fucked, Outy! Honestly, so like I said, you put me on your ignore list and I will gladly ignore you and YOU NEED TO STOP TAKING THINGS SO SERIOUSLY, DAMN DUDE, CALM DOWN! IF ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SLAM PEOPLE ON A MESSAGE BOARD...WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR OWN LONLEY LIFE, MAN? Do you need a hug? Come here, and give your neighborhood racist a hug, buddy! Thats right....:anismirk:

[rappites]

O.k. I was going to let you and Outy have this out.

But, you are saying some pretty nasty things towards my husband. He is for sure not lonely. He has me, his two kids and a full time job.

I agree with him. You do say some things that are borderline racy and you like to say piggest like things about women.

What did you mean about Mariah Carey anway? "WASTE OF WHITE SKIN"???? What does that mean to you?

I like you Mr. Death. So, open your eyes and try to see it from other peoples persepective.

Our children are mixed. White and Black. If they said something stupid. Would they be a waste of white skin????

:(

[Jakester]

Well, I frequently think that Mariah Carey's a waste, but race never entered into it...and isn't she at least part black?

Look, GD, Outy's not one to come out and whine "racist, racist" at every opportunity. I think he's got a pretty thick skin (maybe because it's black), so when he lodges a complaint, I take notice.

Now, honestly, I didn't get your joke at all, and I really don't understand why you wrote "white" skin at all. Carey's skin ain't white! Nobody understands better than I that sometimes a joke just completely bombs and might even offend when it wasn't the intent at all.

Instead of lashing back at Outy, you probably should have said, "Hey man, it was just a joke that went horribly wrong. Sorry. I didn't mean to offend." I bet that would've been the end of it.

[Gentlemen Death]

Well, I frequently think that Mariah Carey's a waste, but race never entered into it...and isn't she at least part black?

Look, GD, Outy's not one to come out and whine "racist, racist" at every opportunity. I think he's got a pretty thick skin (maybe because it's black), so when he lodges a complaint, I take notice.

Now, honestly, I didn't get your joke at all, and I really don't understand why you wrote "white" skin at all. Carey's skin ain't white! Nobody understands better than I that sometimes a joke just completely bombs and might even offend when it wasn't the intent at all.

Instead of lashing back at Outy, you probably should have said, "Hey man, it was just a joke that went horribly wrong. Sorry. I didn't mean to offend." I bet that would've been the end of it.

I did apologize. Mariah Carey is NOT white but that was the whole point....I do not feel I need to explain that anymore....

As for ME saying hatefull stuff. I take being called a racist and making piggish comments about women, pretty hatefull as well....I think I should take a break from mania for awhile....This is just getting stupid... Everything is being blown WAY out of proportion......

I came to this board having fun, talking about useless stuff and just overrall trying to have fun with some fellow movie lovers....But if THIS is going to cause that much of an uproar to the point where I am being called a racist and aviously being piggish towards women (which I was not aware of, and I apologize if I offended anyone directly. I thought some of the comments other people were making were far more insulting) then like I said....I am being made the ******** here when Outy started with the name calling...Sooo, I decided to retort.

I feel I have not done a damn thing wrong, and like I said in an earlier post, I apologized to Outy, and he continued. I am not going to continue with this conversation anymore and feel like I have said what I needed to say.

I am also going to apologize to anyone else here who felt like I offended them directly or inderectly. Goodbye.

[rappites]

Oh, I know you can't keep away. I tried this last year. Someone pissed me off to the point to where I wanted to leave. But, it is addicting. Plus, Kaeos would miss you. You two have your Beavis and Butthead show together.

You will be back.

[Kaeos]

Plus, Kaeos would miss you. You two have your Beavis and Butthead show together.


Ouch! Don't drag me into this!:lol: Outy started it. :Smirk:

[Gentlemen Death]

I will be back, of course. But for right now I just do not feel like this is one of the reasons why I started to post here.....I will be back....:cool:

[Scotia]

Christ almighty.....








































Did anybody like my Tyson quotes?

[rappites]

Yeah, they were great. Keep them coming.

[whitetemplar78]

Yes, i must say the mike tyson ones, made me piddle myself just alittle. Though they ruin my view as Mikey boy being a pillar of society........what do I have left to whorship now!?!?..........and no Jake, im not gonna whorship you

[Jakester]

Tyson quotes...yeah, they were funny. Not to add to the stereotype or anything, but doesn't he make chicken?

Look, I'd be happy if everybody forgave each other and we dropped the whole fight because I'd really like to get back to carrying on making fun of black people. I mean, Mariah Carey. I mean....Hey look! There's AskAJew!

[Scotia]

Here we go...

(They go down best when you read them in a Tyson voice)


"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

[Outsydr]

Here we go: If you interpert that as racist comments, then that is you and it seems whomever has posted on this thread agrees that they are piss poor jokes, but not racist, what does that say?

Uhhh... I have no clue. What you've written here resides so far outside of logic that I still don't understand after 6 times reading it.

Calling me a racist is pretty fucked, Outy!
I would agree. The problem is I never called you a racist. What you SAID was racist, yes. But racism is only the platform, and that platform could have been any topic. As I said, it's not about racism. It's about stupidity. If the basis of your comment was politics, I would have been just as offended. If it had been religion, I would have been just as offended. The point isn't racism... the point is STUPIDITY, and what you're doing to perpetuate it. I've been posting on this board for over 5 years. Everyone that's known me that long will tell you that I don't get hot about something unless I see someone posting something offensive. And I can't think of anything more offensive than a smart man saying dumb things.

You're better than that. I'm coming down on you because I see great potential there. I'm being tough on you because Kaeos values you as a friend, and I have high value of his opinions on anything.

So grow up, GD.

[Kaeos]

Are we done? :lol: I've been brought up into this twice now and it feels icky.http://www.empyron.com/vr/images/smilies/xtra/juggle.gif

And the good kind of Jakester icky. http://a215.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/m_de3e2a3745c2f00163ffc372d5a846a6.gif

The "wait how did I get invovled here" icky.:headscratch:

I'm not a mod.:poke: But we're all friends here. http://a824.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/m_6f9ce70842c564da98daec7b63762aaf.gif....I hope. :OhWell:

Take it off line guys. That's what PM is for. But I am hoping at this point you've both gotten it out of yer systems. :puke:

Sheesh. :Dunno:

We now return to our regularly scheduled discussion thread, already in progress............

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Classic stupidity. Gotta love it.

[Jakester]

She may be daft, and all vegan and stuff, but I'd still bang her. Twice.

[Kaeos]

She's been away from the camera for a few years now, probably collecting money from her production company. Wonder if she looks older now.

[kah]

I can never look away from her disaster of a mouth. She talks like a stroke survivor.

[Space Tycoon]

Silly, perhaps. But still, quite a lovely Jewess. :D






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[Metuzalem]

Here we go...

(They go down best when you read them in a Tyson voice)


"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

:lol: You are so right. I always read them in the voice that parodies Tyson in the Simpsons. Drederrick Tatum.

"Your behaviour is incorigible, it's like not sanctioned by any governing body."

[Gentlemen Death]

These are not celebrity quotes, but nonetheless, stupid 'reviews' for movies..Check this out!

Time Magazine Review for Titanic: "The regretful verdict here is, Dead In The Water."

New Republic review of Jaws: "If sharks can yawn, that's presumably what this one is doing. It's certainly what I was doing all through this picture."

New Yorker review of The Wizard of Oz: "Displays no trace of imagination, good taste or ingenuity.....It's a stinkeroo!"