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Kaeos
09-12-2007, 03:46 PM
Okay so here's my story. It's been a fun day. Last night was even better.

My part of NY got a freak band of Thunderstorms last night that blew through my area in a matter of about 5 minutes, but it was nasty.

Mrs K and I are relaxing, taking it easy and round about 10:30 there is a crack boom thunder rumble and my house (this is the best term I can come up with) lurches a touch, from a 70 something mile per hour wind gust. And it wasn't just alike a little mini gust of wind. It was a big, honking, sustained blast, I swear it must have lasted like 5 minutes.

So the wind lets go and we hear this massive Hrrrummmphhh type sound.

Trees. Good Christ.

So then we're going around the house, window to window to figure out what fell and where. Turned out it's this piece of shiznit.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc98/luvmy5monkeys/2007_09112007May0031.jpg

Doesn't look like much, I know, but that little gem is a 60 ft elm. That branch is about a foot and a half thick and it is, as we speak laying on top of my neighbor's house. This pic was taken from my second floor window.

I don't know how it is where you are, but here in these parts, if it's on your proerty it's your problem. Sure it's my tree but since I didn't intentionally put the branch there, not my fault, not my problem.

Except that I like these folks. I have young ones running around, they have a few carpet rats too and I want the thing done asap.

The way it's set, it would just take another good wind gust to get the thing sliding down and causing a lot more harm. So I get some tree guys out here this morning and the first two say "Have you talked to the owner of this house?"

No. It's a rental. And none of the tenants speak English, so, no.

"Well, I can't get up there until he calls his insurance and gives me the go ahead."

For the love of Pete.

So I track the guy down and he starts playing dumb, Oh I have to call my insurance? Jees, uh, maybe I can get one of the tenants to clean it up. No, it weighs about a ton and will kill someone.

So in the course of this conversation a 3rd tree guy shows up and says, all right, $300 lets get this guys out of here. He's got the boom truck and everything.

Wait, haven't the word from the homeowner and frankly this isn't my problem. But now tree guy is gone. And Mr Landlord want's to take advantage of my good will in setting this shit up.

So 3 more conversations later and I have finally gotten the guy to agree to pay for half of it since it's still technically connected to the tree on my property and since there's clearly a large black spot where the thing had been rotting anyway. He is obviously NOT going to call his insurance company.

And the tree guys can't get here until Friday.

:mad:

kah
09-13-2007, 06:40 AM
I hate people.

omicron
09-13-2007, 08:36 AM
that's why I am glad I don't have any big trees in my yard. Of course, the shade would be nice on the Texas summer, but then again I don't have to worry about anything crashing through my roof during on of the thunderstorms.

Of course, somehow my neighbor's leaves still manage to end up in my yard.:headscratch:

Bill_the_Pony
09-13-2007, 09:12 AM
TREES by Joyce Kilmer

~ahem~ http://a493.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_b27f56916dae7e9221547c4aa1903324.gif


I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.


There, now! http://a669.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/m_a235e2a74e72de6916079bbb6133b424.gif Isn't that nice? http://a824.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/m_6f9ce70842c564da98daec7b63762aaf.gif

Gentlemen Death
09-13-2007, 09:31 AM
Trees are overrated....

So your neighbors speaka noa engla!?! That would be pretty frustrating when dealing with something like this...Couldnt you contact his insurance company and call this guy out on it? I mean, if the stump was already rotting away, as a landowner you have to take care of shit like that, right?

Metuzalem
09-13-2007, 09:35 AM
Number1,



















The Larch,



















http://f.freeblog.hu/m/e/r/mertkellett/files/golden%20larch.jpg

Trazalca
09-13-2007, 09:51 AM
TREES by Joyce Kilmer

~ahem~ http://a493.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_b27f56916dae7e9221547c4aa1903324.gif


I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.


There, now! http://a669.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/m_a235e2a74e72de6916079bbb6133b424.gif Isn't that nice? http://a824.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/m_6f9ce70842c564da98daec7b63762aaf.gif

You read my mind Bill. :Smirk:

spammityspam
09-13-2007, 11:17 AM
That poem is great. <3.

Though, sometimes, my friend Nathan will call me, be silent for a few seconds and then say "Number one... the larch."

Bill_the_Pony
09-13-2007, 11:29 AM
Nee. :D

neglet
09-13-2007, 11:40 AM
I'm sorry, that's spelled

Ni!

Bill_the_Pony
09-13-2007, 11:59 AM
I'm sorry, that's spelled

Ni!


IEEEEEE! http://a929.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/m_cf8b0bcc81744caf5ecf8de866fb7590.gif

Woodwraith
09-14-2007, 02:52 AM
Save a tree. Eat a beaver. :D

Bill_the_Pony
09-14-2007, 03:54 AM
http://a929.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/m_cf8b0bcc81744caf5ecf8de866fb7590.gif

rappites
09-14-2007, 03:57 AM
Save a tree. Eat a beaver. :D


Is there a badge for that?:cool:

Kaeos
09-14-2007, 05:02 AM
Is there a badge for that?:cool:

We don need no stiiinking badges!!!

Just some fookin chainsaws!!!

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