Mars pees on a stick!

[Trazalca]

So to speak. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20070917/sc_space/marspregnancytestorbitsearth) :Smirk:

Who'd a thunk that Mars would've had the hormones to pull that off?
And I thought Mars was a dude! :eek:

[fastcar]

How soon before Saturn shows up on Maury saying he's not the daddy?

[Bill_the_Pony]

This explains why we have more planets in our Solar System today. :mad:

[Bark]

At least a rabbit won't have to die.

[spammityspam]

Maybe planets are like seahorses, and Mars is the daddy but just has to do all the work?

Venus, that skank.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Well, thank you, Spammityspam. It's about time. :mad:

FINALLY. A female voice that defends Mars and questions the motives of Venus.

I am NOT trying to be mysogynistic here, I just think there are two sides of the story.

At least Uranus isn't involved. :Tongue:

[Gentlemen Death]

Oh, god.....This joke is going to go on for quite awhile....That, and everyone took all the funny ones! (Stomps feet and throws poop at walls) :mad:

[Bill_the_Pony]

:eek: !

:mad: !

BAD MONKEY!

~SLAP~

[Gentlemen Death]

:eek: !

:mad: !

BAD MONKEY!

~SLAP~

:mad:

[Bill_the_Pony]

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