Caption This!!! Reimagined Remakes Reborn!

[KingVoyeur]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44218000/jpg/_44218603_singh416ap.jpg

The council will now hear from the Smurf delegation...

[Kaeos]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44218000/jpg/_44218603_singh416ap.jpg

It's unlcear who the new Ambassador from India actually is.......

[fastcar]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44218000/jpg/_44218603_singh416ap.jpg

The Blue Man-Mohan Group Singhs now? Awesome!

[KingVoyeur]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44221000/jpg/_44221085_dpicsgetty1.jpg

"The bird just flew in front of me, I didn't have time to stop walking. Oh well, pain is beauty..."

[Kaeos]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44221000/jpg/_44221085_dpicsgetty1.jpg

"Mourner's gathered today for a very special Peacock Funeral...."

[KingVoyeur]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1194431730/img/1.jpg

"Oh man, I know I was drunk last night but.....how did we do that?"

(And yes, that tiny thing is a dog!)

[fastcar]

Ok, Wheel of Fortune Celebrity Week opening Take 1.
The line is simple. You just have to yell three words.

WHEEL
OF
FORTUNE




Matthew Fox from LOST.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/fastcar151/KateRun.jpg
"KATE, DAMNIT, RUN!"


CUT!! OK, let's try that again.
Wheel of Fortune Celebrity Week opening Take 2.


Gerard Butler from 300
http://www.qarl.com/qLab/pile/300/SPARTA.jpg
"THIS IS SPARTA!"


Christ, CUT!! One more time... let's wrap this up people.

Wheel of Fortune Celebrity Week opening Take 3.


Ray Winston from 300
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/fastcar151/IamBeowulf.jpg
"I AM BEOWULF!"


I quit! Frickin strike!

[NotAFan]

http://th166.photobucket.com/albums/u90/esierr1/th_14.jpg

President Obama responded to his shocking choice of Vice President by releasing this statement: "This way NO ONE will try to assasinate me!".

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20080213/capt.sge.its66.130208002944.photo00.photo.default-392x512.jpg

Hey. Hey-hey! Am I smiling? Can somebody tell me please if I'm smiling? I can't feel my face.

[Kaeos]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20080213/capt.sge.its66.130208002944.photo00.photo.default-392x512.jpg

And here we see a new entry in the Purina Dog Show this year, this specimen brought to us by dog circuit new comer and famed professional wrestler Captain Lou Albano......

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080123/2008_01_23t113101_450x349_us_kitten.jpg

Did I do something wrong?

[Nostromo]

http://www.scifiunited.com/home/images/stories/movies/Alien/alien_001.jpg


It's up to you ... New York ... Newwwwww Yorrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk!

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.scifiunited.com/home/images/stories/movies/Alien/alien_001.jpg

Mammy! How I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Mammyyyyy!

[Woodwraith]

http://www.scifiunited.com/home/images/stories/movies/Alien/alien_001.jpg

"Give back my cookie!!!"

[Gentlemen Death]

http://www.scifiunited.com/home/images/stories/movies/Alien/alien_001.jpg

Just Brought Sexy Back....Oh YEA!

[Trazalca]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/moonshrieker/screamy.jpg

Feed me!!!

[Woodwraith]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/moonshrieker/screamy.jpg

I want my mommie!!

[Outsydr]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/moonshrieker/screamy.jpg

"And so now that we have your undivided attention, Mr. Kelly, we present to you the unaltered images of Pamela Anderson emerging from a morning swim in a cold lake."

[Bill_the_Pony]

Caption, anyone? :confused:


http://a329.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_ec61292ccd28e642f7ad58002758a2b0.jpg

[Kaeos]

Caption, anyone? :confused:


http://a329.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_ec61292ccd28e642f7ad58002758a2b0.jpg

Dude, she's already got a caption - see it? right there - under the 3rd fold on the left.....

[Nostromo]

"Cold enough for ya?"

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Roy_Batty/BR_Batty_scan_1.jpg

[fastcar]

"Governor, how ironic is it that you were linked to a prostitution ring given your background as the former New York Attorney General?"

=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/fastcar151/eliot_spitzer.jpg

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20080310/capt.cps.moz37.100308203524.photo01.photo.default-512x341.jpg

"Objects in mirror may be more militant than they appear"

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080310/i/r448478334.jpg

The First Lady helps burp the President during a press conference.

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20080308/capt.cps.mop86.080308201517.photo01.photo.default-512x318.jpg

In a nod to Monty Phython....And now it's time for a game of "Spot the lifeless pole"

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080304/2008_03_03t191146_450x282_us_fur.jpg

"Just a little more, I can see the head now...PUSH"

[Trazalca]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/bush5.jpg
So Cncrman says, Hey! It's kinda slow today.
Maybe I should post something.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/bush4.jpg
I tell him, what the hell. Go ahead.
Your leg's healed up pretty good from that kick you gave to your car
over a year ago. You earned it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/bush3.jpg
So, get this. Cncrman starts typing.
He's picking out pics, his WIT-METER is running high,
he's feeling frisky, and the muse is really taking to him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/bush6.jpg
He starts posting one pic after another and another.
Until, he-he, out of NOWHERE, he...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/bush2.jpg
TTTHHHPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTT!!!......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/bush1.jpg
Well shoot. I forgot the punchline.
Probably wasn't that funny.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/hmph.jpg
YOU DA MAN NOW, DAWG!!!

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/hmph.jpg
YOU DA MAN NOW, DAWG!!!

Looks like a nice case of Gin Blossoms on his nose there. (Bush, not the dog.)

That would explain a lot. :mad:

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080310/capt.802f7732daeb472d9d5292e6909879ca.aptopix_spit zer_prostitution_nyma211.jpg
In the middle of his press conference, Gov. Spitzer decided to make faces and wiggle his ears to lighten the mood.

(Traz... I post in shotgun blasts, take it or leave it. :p)

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20080311/capt.cps.mpd46.110308160719.photo00.photo.default-512x326.jpg
It was discovered earlier this week that contrary to popular belief, not all police in the UK are named "Bobby".

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080311/capt.79152dbe12ca47a2a43ae65f5231e43a.bush_tnmh105 .jpg
President Bush disrupted Ron Harris's prepared comments by making airplane noises and flying his hand around the stage.

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080310/capt.44a8adcd480d446abd93911cde72d6c9.snowy_snack_ winter_weather__ohas101.jpg

"Holy shit my nuts are cold!"

[KingVoyeur]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080311/capt.79152dbe12ca47a2a43ae65f5231e43a.bush_tnmh105 .jpg

Bush (to himself): "A la tuhuelpa legria macarena / Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena / A la tuhuelpa legria macarena / Eeeh, macarena / A-Hai"

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080311/capt.79152dbe12ca47a2a43ae65f5231e43a.bush_tnmh105 .jpg

Ron Harris tries his best to ignore Bush, who suddenly decides to
give a consoling pat on the shoulder to his imaginary friend, Joey.

[fastcar]

Bitter Whore Face

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080310/capt.802f7732daeb472d9d5292e6909879ca.aptopix_spit zer_prostitution_nyma211.jpg

[Nostromo]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080310/capt.802f7732daeb472d9d5292e6909879ca.aptopix_spit zer_prostitution_nyma211.jpg

'It's always the zealots that go down' - Heidi Fleiss

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://a304.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/m_2952885cf5b7cb37acea4d535c808d07.gif

"I swear, Vader, I'm not turned on by your torture methods.... that's just a fold in the material, and please tell your Stormtroopers to stop staring!" :eek:

[mckracken]

um... Bill... the Large Penis Support Group (or LPSG) does not support remote linking of files.:D

[Bill_the_Pony]

:eek:

Then the image must be in my cache. :rolleyes: :lol: :o :lol: :(


I'll be back momentarily.... http://a948.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/m_580714110a6d0e3e6f041cbd8f2034f3.gif









:popcorn:




Ok, I'm back. http://a505.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/m_4c68b4254e443324132ad8949e885450.gif



Also, with a new caption.

http://a477.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_9823e5955b36a8fb9d624fc4fdfabe1c.jpg

"Han Solo's reaction to the interrogation was a disaster. A nervous feeling fills the chambers as all others look on in silent embarrassent."

[Woodwraith]

http://a477.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_9823e5955b36a8fb9d624fc4fdfabe1c.jpg

"I swear to God! I didn't know she was your daughter."

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/George_Lucas.jpg/800px-George_Lucas.jpg

(In Huttese) "Han, my boy, you disappoint me." :mad:

[Nostromo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/George_Lucas.jpg/800px-George_Lucas.jpg

Search your feelings - you know them to be true. I .... am Jabba the Hut.

[Trazalca]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/George_Lucas.jpg/800px-George_Lucas.jpg

"You have to understand. The idea behind the beard is to mask the fact that I have no neck."

[KingVoyeur]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/George_Lucas.jpg/800px-George_Lucas.jpg

"Now, I know an Ewok is small in stature, but I always figured he'd have one about like this..."

[mckracken]

roflol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Woodwraith]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/George_Lucas.jpg/800px-George_Lucas.jpg

"So...I once caught a goober fish this big..."

[Woodwraith]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/George_Lucas.jpg/800px-George_Lucas.jpg

"When I started Star Wars back in the 70s my ego was this big."

[KingVoyeur]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44528000/jpg/_44528163_45086bfe-a3e0-4d65-9e72-737d1ea39950.jpg

Johnny Football-Head should have known better than to step on the field during a match...

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080404/2008_04_03t111908_298x450_us_thong.jpg

:confused:

(A diamond thong worth S$168,000 (61,000 pounds) was the highlight of a lingerie fashion show in Singapore on Thursday.

The Triumph Luxurious Diamond Thong had 518 brilliant-cut diamonds, totalling 30 carats, studded into the front of a black lace thong in a floral pattern. The skimpy underwear that left little to the imagination also had 27 white gold tassels hanging off it.

Danielle Luminita, a brunette model from Romania, was carried down the runway on the shoulders of two male models wearing only the diamond thong.)

[Woodwraith]

Like anyone was really paying any attention to the thong. What a waste of diamonds.

[KingVoyeur]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44552000/jpg/_44552775_angampora_220_afp.jpg

"That does it. Next time we dance I get to lead."

[KingVoyeur]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44588000/jpg/_44588146_obama_afp_466.jpg

I don't know why, but for some reason the looks on Obama and the kid's faces made me giggle. Someone make a caption for this.

[Trazalca]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44588000/jpg/_44588146_obama_afp_466.jpg

Obama: "Excuse me, but why are you giggling?"

[neglet]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44588000/jpg/_44588146_obama_afp_466.jpg

Yes, child, it's true: Hillary is the one who stole your breakfast.

[KingVoyeur]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/14/nytfrontpage/23223398.JPG

"Mommy, I don't like sitting next to the wax dummy, it's creepy!"

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080515/2008_05_15t120627_450x290_us_penismuseum.jpg

After 45 years of being one of the most world renowned gigilos,
Joe "Peek-a-boo" Finkle retires his long famed phallus,
bringing many fans and long time clients to weeping.
He is pictured here at the Smithsonian where it will be on display
for the next several weeks during the "Who's Your Daddy?" exhibit.

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20080512/capt.cps.ndo92.120508093620.photo00.photo.default-512x369.jpg

"I'll teach you to swipe my pudding, you scoundrel!"

[fastcar]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080515/2008_05_15t120627_450x290_us_penismuseum.jpg

Smithsonian Stuffed Snuffeupagus SNAFU

[Kaeos]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080515/2008_05_15t120627_450x290_us_penismuseum.jpg

And here we see the Smithsonian's newest addition, the John Holmes wing....

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/fencing.jpg

Move closer!!!.......
NO....YOU move closer!!!

[fastcar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/fencing.jpg

Hey, asshole, stop poking my colostomy bag.

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/sumomatch.jpg

So you're the bully who has been picking on my son eh?

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/officechairracing.jpg

I quit !! I'm outta here......
and I'm takin my office chair with me!

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/manwithbear.jpg

I miss my monkey.

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/whenyoupray.jpg

"Arf arf arf......."
Ok....lets eat"

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/chestbumpwpres.jpg

"No really.....when I was much younger, I chest bumped the president"

"Yea, right Grandpa"

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t184/keithboadwee/real-ugly-face.jpg

Amy Winehouse announces her new tour! :)