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UNCLEagent
11-30-2007, 06:17 PM
Two years ago I posted of my first audition for a photo-shoot. I got the gig and have been called form time to time. It's been over a year since my last call and I sort of put that behind me as a fun experience. Plus, I'm now working 8-5, so I don't go looking for these calls anymore.

Last weekend I received a call from a national florist. They asked me a few questions about my history of using their service. Then, they informed me they had seen my file and wanted to know if I'd be willing to do a national TV spot they would be filming here in Portland today. "Sure. Why not?"

I got off early from work today and made my way to the production studio. Simply, it was awesome. Sign some papers and make your way into makeup and wardrobe. there, a incredibly well-endowed blonde spends several minutes bending over you as she powders your face with this ever so soft brush. She smudges some stuff here, wipes some stuff there. It feels.... nice! And you hope this moment never goes away.

Then she plays with your hair. And you realize actors get this done to them every single day!

Of course it ends and a sound guy comes up to you, unbuttons your shirt and tapes a wire inside and runs it down to a gizmo inserted into your back pocket. I resist the urge to ask if I get a gun and a utility belt.

I am escorted into the studio after the red flashing light is turned off. It's way black in there. The stage is in front a huge green screen. The stage consists of one nice big comfy sofa chair on a raised platform. I sit and am told to make myself comfortable. "Fold your legs or do whatever feels most at ease." All sorts of spot lights are focused on this platform and me in the seat. Everywhere else, darkness. I can see cameras, the crew behind them. All the while I am thinking "This is sooo fucking cool!"

I am introduced to my off-camera interviewer, the director, some sound guys and cameramen. They direct me to look at certain spots, test the mike, and simply relax as they make all the necessary adjustments and prep for shooting. The blonde is called in to apply more makeup. I am happy.

Then a boom mike is lowered and a clapper appears. Again, waaaay cool!

The interviewer guy at the podium, off camera begins chatting. Just a normal dialog about the service, my likes and dislike about the product. Then, when all is done, I am told, "Well, that is it. We just shot 19 minutes of footage and we are done!"

I leave the stage and am in total awe of the experience. Sure, I was nervous and felt unsure a bit. But it wasn't nerve-wracking in the least. It was fun!!

colmatrix
11-30-2007, 08:12 PM
Congrats man! Of course you'll let us know when and how we can see this spot?

DarkJedi
11-30-2007, 11:48 PM
That's kick ass, Unc.

Are you doing acting gigs now alongside these photoshoots? Was it scripted or were they asking you about the flowers or something relating to flowers?

They'll tell you when it airs, right? Hopefully, they'll air some spots down here in Houston.

Congrats!

Nostromo
12-01-2007, 02:40 AM
Next gig you get your own trailer. :) Congrats. N

Jakester
12-01-2007, 06:24 AM
Hopefully, being on the tube will get you some stank on your hang-low.

kah
12-01-2007, 06:35 AM
Nice. :)

Kaeos
12-01-2007, 07:37 AM
That's freekin cool Unc! Congrats man!

Outsydr
12-01-2007, 01:40 PM
That is great, great news, B.



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Are you going to do any nude projects? Just curious :eyebrow:

Lavoruis
12-01-2007, 06:36 PM
Maybe a reality show.?

fastcar
12-03-2007, 04:07 AM
Next time ask for a fluffer....


oh and get it on YouTube.

neglet
12-03-2007, 09:51 AM
Screw the TV spot---Unc uses a flower service! Who gets the pretty posies, Unc?

TrixieB
12-03-2007, 02:30 PM
Next time ask for a fluffer....


oh and get it on YouTube.

On a related note...

I had to go into work Saturday morning... ugh... especially since I had to be there at 7 am. One of our managers, who only had to be there so that we peons could work, was doing some decorating. He had some small artificial trees and such that he was working with and he started complaining that he couldn't make them look natural. The guy who sits beside me started telling that another coworker could fluff them for him and that she should be the designated company "fluffer"! He thought it was cute and kept talking about it.

He looked over at me and I was falling out if my chair laughing!! When he asked what was so funny, I had to just wave him off. There was NO WAY that I was going to tell these fine, church-going, morally-upstanding, Christian people why it was funny, what it was and how I knew what it was. I couldn't wait to get home and call Kradey to tell her about it. She got it immediately.

Sgt. Awesome
12-04-2007, 12:13 AM
You have an office fluffer? What kind of office do you work in? Clearly a sexy one.


I don't suppose it worried you at all, Unc, that florists have you file? Congrats on the commercial though.