Oh hahahahahah stop please

[omicron]

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3284

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16 year old sister of Britney Spears, is pregnant.

Holy crap on a stick, could this family be any more white trash?? Really what is Britney going to have to do to top this? Maybe stick a roman candle up her ass and walk around Malibu?

I thought Idiocracy was just a semi-funny movie, but now I see it's the future. I thought Children of Men was a dystopian alternative future, but I am starting to think it might be better for the species if we thin out the herd some. :goodbye:

[mckracken]

well as much as i agree with you on thinning out the herd, Omicron, unfortunatly thats US that gets thinned out... the rich upper-class white trash and snobbish rich rednecks are like cockroaches (can I say that?) to society... those without the "CHA-CHING" and "BLING" get thinned out first...thats us.

[neglet]

Just goes to show, you can take the girl(s) out of the trailer park ....

[Jakester]

Damnit. I wanted her to get caught in a sex tape scandal before she started squeezing out the spawn.

[kah]

That makes me want to cry. I think she needs to find a new role model.

[fastcar]

None of those kids stand a chance of growing up right.

[Jakester]

...and she "was so surprised to find out I was pregnant!"
Well, when his weiner vomits it's white man juice in your hot and drippy little cooter, that's what can happen.

Do you think she's bald, has a runway, full on bush, or some kind of design?

[omicron]

I think she's 16 and it's creepy to ponder it, even for you Jakester. *cringe*

[Jakester]

I think she's 16 and it's creepy to ponder it, even for you Jakester. *cringe*
Hey, she's playing hide the salami with a 19 year old -- a dude she started dating when she was THIRTEEN! He was 16.
And...uh...16 is legal in some countries.
Heck, 16 would have been OLD in this country 100 years ago.

[omicron]

Just think, another few more years and you'll have pimply-faced, voice-cracking, long haired, rock and roll listening, video game playing, disrespectful, peach-fuzz on the upper lip, obnoxious boys showing up at your door asking to see Julia. :D

[omicron]

Hey, she's playing hide the salami with a 19 year old -- a dude she started dating when she was THIRTEEN! He was 16.
And...uh...16 is legal in some countries.
Heck, 16 would have been OLD in this country 100 years ago.

Yeah, but you have to remember that life expectancy was about HALF of what it is today. If you had kids at 1/3 of your expected life expectancy, then modern people shouldn't have kids until their early 20s. Which sounds good to me.

When I get appointed to Grand Pooba of all things Earthy, I am figuring out how to sterilize people at birth. Then if you want to have kids, you have to take classes and be certified to give birth. I think that would eliminate alot of problems with the population. :)

[Bark]

In my mind, I hear him say to her, "I will . . . Oops! Too late."

[Jakester]

Just think, another few more years and you'll have pimply-faced, voice-cracking, long haired, rock and roll listening, video game playing, disrespectful, peach-fuzz on the upper lip, obnoxious boys showing up at your door asking to see Julia. :D
That's why I have a katana.

[Bark]

Yeah Jake, don't post any pictures of her. I don't need the image in my head when I make my move on her in the 2020s.

[Jakester]

You'll be what....like 80? Her name's not Anna Nicole.

[colmatrix]

In my mind, I hear him say to her, "I will . . . Oops! Too late."

And then for their next kid, "Oops, I did it again" heheheheh

[rappites]

You'll be what....like 80? Her name's not Anna Nicole.

Oh, and you will have men wondering if her taco is shaved, bald or in a shape or not.

[Bark]

You'll be what....like 80? Her name's not Anna Nicole.

I'll be 40 in 2020. I'll also be loaded too, with money and "love". Just try to stop me, old man!

[Jakester]

I'll also ensure you're without a weiner.

[Bark]

You have to sleep sometime. :D

It's like my uncle used to say, "If you have a boy, you only have to worry about one pecker. If you have a girl, you have to worry about them all."

[rappites]

That is why I am so glad I have boys.

I don't have to worry about periods, bras, all the drama that goes with girls.

[kah]

As long as your boys know that women are evil and to never cross them, you will be fine. :)

[rappites]

That is why I am the super bitch of a mom. (sometimes)

[Bark]

As long as your boys know that women are evil and to never cross them, you will be fine. :)

As a man, I don't think women are evil. I just think their thinking defies logic and they're fickle as hell. :D

[whitetemplar78]

ok Kah, and raps, you two have just given proof that the brainwashing of the male, begins in childhood!!........BEWARE ALL MEN, we are conditioned from birth to obey the P....i mean women, and do all we can do to please the P.....uhh I mean women.......this is our chance we must rise up, free ourselfs from.........uhhh...I gotta go, my P........damnit, I mean GF wants me to massage her feet.

[omicron]

This story is just getting better and better
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3308

Appears the baby-daddy might actually be an older producer on the show.
My god, could this family get any more trailer-trashy?? :lol:
I love schadenfreude. :)

[Jakester]

I can't think of any other reason to produce a teen kid's show other than getting some young trim, but damn, dude...wear a condom or give her a pearl necklace. Sheesh...
(please note that I AM NOT a producer of a teen kid's show).

[Bark]

Master, this Padawan learner is curious. Is there a conversation beforehand to sell the pearl necklace to the woman, or do you just go for it on the fly?

[Jakester]

Oh, I think you should just give it to her as a bonus for all of her hard work. And what young lady doesn't look good with a pearl necklace?

[Bark]

http://www.thepearloutlet.com/buypearls_images/necklaces.jpg

[KingVoyeur]

Everyone loves a good pearl necklace!

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w209/billypodofosho/frankenfurter.jpg

[Jakester]

See!

Bark, she's HOT!