View Full Version : The User Above You Strikes Back!
01-18-2008, 08:37 AM
Thought it might be nice to bring back this game. Most of you know how to play, but for those who don't, here's a quick intro.
Basically, you write something referring to the the user who posted before you, beginning the sentence with ^^.
For example, say Jakester posted something about hot girls. The next post might look like this:
^^ Secretly wants to be a hot girl.
Got it? Good. Let the games begin!
01-18-2008, 11:03 AM
^^ is a troublemaker.
01-18-2008, 11:19 AM
^^ dressed like a penguin
^fell in love with a penguin, once...
01-18-2008, 11:25 AM
^^ Had a torrid affair with a leopard seal.
^is totally jealous, since his last affair was with a wet blanket
01-18-2008, 11:46 AM
^^would look amazingly good with a pearl necklace.
01-18-2008, 12:55 PM
^^ keeps offering to search women's clams for pearls.
01-18-2008, 01:09 PM
^^ Keeps a polished clam collection in the back of her closet.
01-18-2008, 04:30 PM
^^Keeps polish in his nightstand for personal use.
01-18-2008, 04:47 PM
^^ needs to kick that dammed football really, really hard.
01-18-2008, 06:20 PM
^^isn't around enough anymore. *sigh*
01-18-2008, 10:02 PM
^ prefers mussles over clams
01-19-2008, 04:24 AM
^^ is a secret scallop lover
01-19-2008, 06:40 AM
^^Loves the raw octopussy on a cracker.
^writes love letters to Outy in squid ink
01-19-2008, 10:24 AM
^^^scares me only slightly less than my own wife.
^is grateful I live almost a day's drive away
01-19-2008, 10:38 AM
^^Failed to tell him she's moving half a day closer.
01-19-2008, 11:10 AM
^^maintains a safe distance from all of it in his ice castle in the tundra. :smirk:
01-19-2008, 02:51 PM
^^ drives his invisible car in his ice Castle in the Tundra :D
01-19-2008, 03:16 PM
^^Videotapes himself every Thursday morning in the shower singing the theme to Threes Company and rates it by the performace the week prior.
01-19-2008, 04:49 PM
^^Just video tapes himself.
01-19-2008, 05:11 PM
^^Likes to bitch slap people for making her brain hurt!
01-19-2008, 05:11 PM
^is listed in those video credits as director, special effects, and lighting specialist.
01-19-2008, 06:37 PM
^^Has rope burns from being Kah's sex slave.
^wishes she had a sex slave of her very own
01-19-2008, 07:39 PM
^^has a sex slave of her very own.
^thinks I only have one sex slave
01-19-2008, 09:18 PM
^^ Wishes Mckracken and her can live in a far away wonderland
^really believes that he doesn't talk about poo that often
01-19-2008, 09:23 PM
^ Wishes I would talk to her about poop in a....certain way
01-19-2008, 09:57 PM
^ Plays with Mr Hanky in the bathtub every night. :D
01-20-2008, 05:38 AM
^has puppy dog breathe.
01-20-2008, 05:39 AM
^smells woody's breath
01-20-2008, 05:45 AM
^a master of the obvious...but not a captain of the obvious
01-20-2008, 06:27 AM
^^Knows who the real Captn Obvious is.
01-20-2008, 07:18 AM
^^Obviously knows the obvious.
01-20-2008, 07:31 AM
^^Has an awesome radio show.
01-20-2008, 08:03 AM
^Should guest star on his show.
01-20-2008, 08:06 AM
^Should consider calling in.......
01-20-2008, 08:11 AM
^Didn't tell him I'm a shy old fart but will consider it. :) N
01-20-2008, 09:10 AM
^is one of those "shy" ones you have to watch out for.
01-20-2008, 10:01 AM
^^was once the wardrobe for Flea.
01-20-2008, 10:13 AM
^wants to be my fluffer.
01-20-2008, 10:22 AM
^^Likes static cling.
01-20-2008, 10:40 AM
^finds me to be a real hair raiser.
01-20-2008, 10:43 AM
^^^ is so full of holes, he is without a doubt blessed.
01-20-2008, 11:09 AM
^Whishes he and I could run away together :lol:
01-20-2008, 12:00 PM
^^doesn't realize I'm already in the house...GET OUT!! GET OUT NOW!!!!!
01-21-2008, 09:28 AM
^^should obtain a restraining order on GD
01-21-2008, 02:15 PM
^^Should be advised that coffee just got a restraining order on her.
01-21-2008, 04:09 PM
^^Should be advised to stay away from my coffee if he wants to make to the age of 44.
01-21-2008, 05:43 PM
^^Suddenly caught between her dude and whats brewed
01-21-2008, 06:55 PM
^^ always thinking "the show must go on! The show MUST go on" even if the power is out, all is silent and he isnt even broadcasting. LOL! :D
01-21-2008, 09:49 PM
^ Does not want to admit that he REALLY, REALLY likes Cloverfield and everything else is a front! :lol:
01-22-2008, 08:26 AM
^^ Daydreams of frolicking in a field of clover. But he'd never dare tell anyone...
01-22-2008, 10:26 AM
^^has secretly changed his name to "Field Of Clover."
01-22-2008, 10:30 AM
^^Has a secret fascination with men.
01-22-2008, 10:31 AM
^^ Has a secret fascination with men's undies.
^prefers what's underneath those undies
01-22-2008, 10:50 AM
^^ never wears undies
01-22-2008, 10:54 AM
^ Likes to just sit and look at people wearing them...Mmmmm...Undies...
01-22-2008, 11:02 AM
^^ Is constantly washing drool stains out of his shirts.
01-22-2008, 11:08 AM
^^ Wears bibs to prevent the stains.
01-22-2008, 11:16 AM
^^posted too quick and ruined a good one I had for someone else! lol
01-22-2008, 11:25 AM
^knows who the King of Drool is around here. :wink: N
01-22-2008, 11:32 AM
^^Shouldn't drool where he lives. It will freeze in to a droolsicle.
01-22-2008, 12:09 PM
^^ Has an oral fixation.
01-22-2008, 12:26 PM
^^ has a fine eye for man candy and should post more of it.
01-22-2008, 01:12 PM
^^Could probably smash a jawbreaker candy with a swift kick. Me? I use a microwave. makes'em 'spoldy. :D
01-22-2008, 02:21 PM
^^Should not experiment with microwaves.
01-22-2008, 02:29 PM
^^ original person to try to dry poodle with microwave
01-23-2008, 05:35 AM
^^ loves dry poodles with wet noodles. Mmmmm, tasty!
01-23-2008, 08:30 AM
^^ Working on a new cookbook, "1,001 Uses For Ramen."
01-23-2008, 01:38 PM
*forgive me* ^^Prays to "Ra" for "Men" :eyebrow:
01-23-2008, 01:45 PM
^^Needs to me more insensitive :lol:
01-23-2008, 05:11 PM
^ Likes to chew and spit people out!...YEA!!!
01-23-2008, 05:14 PM
^^^ secretly wears the Cloverfield monster suit to bed at night to scare children!
01-23-2008, 10:52 PM
^While picking through every clover in the cloverfeild, has been heard to utter repeatedly, "Red Clover, Red Clover where the Hell is that 4-leaf Clover"? :D
01-24-2008, 04:37 AM
^^Has that rabbit locked up in the basement
01-24-2008, 05:35 AM
^^ occasionally considers locking her children up in the basement.*
But then, who doesn't?
01-24-2008, 05:44 AM
^^frequently enjoys being tied up in the bedroom.
01-24-2008, 06:50 AM
^^Should be tied up in the basement, to protect the innocent and for the good of society.
01-24-2008, 09:49 AM
^^^ Can't decide if he's good, bad or ugly. (He should opt for ugly.) :smirk:
01-24-2008, 11:30 AM
^was Sergio Leone in another life :wink: N
01-24-2008, 02:04 PM
^^cloned Sergio Leone for another life.
01-24-2008, 05:59 PM
^^Has already been to her other life and opted to come back to this one.
01-24-2008, 06:04 PM
^^In general, I think, loves her life. :)
01-24-2008, 06:06 PM
^^in general, loves his radiio show on NOWLIVE.com
01-24-2008, 08:14 PM
^^Needs to come up for air....(fanaaaaaatiiiic.....)
^needs to block his stalker
01-24-2008, 10:20 PM
^Looking for someone to stalk.
01-25-2008, 03:55 AM
^^Stalks little girls wearing red hoodies who are trying to bring a nutritious meal to their bed ridden grannies.
01-25-2008, 04:23 AM
^^Needs to stop sharing our fantasies with everyone.
01-25-2008, 08:56 AM
^^ Needs to hide her diary better.
01-25-2008, 10:07 AM
^^needs to tell the good Doctor to stop bothering the Daleks.
01-25-2008, 07:15 PM
^^Gives out good advice.
01-25-2008, 09:02 PM
^^^According to Outy gives out good....GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!! :D
01-25-2008, 09:45 PM
^Will be dreaming about that "good" that Rapps gives out.
01-26-2008, 03:20 AM
^Can dream anywhere - anytime.
01-26-2008, 05:28 AM
^^Does not dream because he is a robot
01-27-2008, 04:18 AM
^Forgot that androids dream of electric sheep. :wink: :)
01-27-2008, 06:24 AM
^^dreams of sheep in THAT way. :eyebrow: :ohwell: :smirk:
01-27-2008, 08:30 AM
^^ good thing she's not allergic to lanolin.
01-27-2008, 02:06 PM
^^Good thing SHE is not alergic to Kickin' Some Motherfuckin' Ass!! OH YEA!!
01-27-2008, 04:47 PM
^^He is very curious about what comes out the ass.
01-28-2008, 05:21 AM
^^ is still dealing with what comes out of her kids' asses. :(
01-28-2008, 08:28 AM
^^ Pays close attention to what comes out of kids' mouths.
01-28-2008, 08:36 AM
^^come...mouth...you make the association.
01-28-2008, 10:34 AM
^ Has a potty mouth.
01-28-2008, 10:55 AM
^^^Doesn't use a potty. Uses a Loo.
01-28-2008, 11:10 AM
^wouldn't be caught dead on a bidet.
01-28-2008, 11:17 AM
^^ Owns a musical bidet.
01-28-2008, 11:30 AM
^^Plays his harmonica while sitting on the John.
01-28-2008, 12:51 PM
^^ Shouldn't be spying on him and John.
01-28-2008, 02:57 PM
^^Considers spying on John a sport
01-29-2008, 07:22 PM
^^^ Considers adding traffic reports on the internet highway to his Kaeos show.
01-30-2008, 04:54 AM
^^ in a few years, will need traffic reports to use the bathroom in his own house.
01-30-2008, 08:21 AM
^^ Trying to figure out a way to install a toilet in the car.
01-30-2008, 09:26 AM
^^^Is something of an expert on the subject...
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Thats just funny:D
01-30-2008, 11:14 AM
^^ isn't quite sure how to use the gas and brake pedals with his pants around his ankles. :o
01-30-2008, 11:40 AM
^^Can run 50 meters in 30 seconds with her pants around her ankles.
01-30-2008, 12:50 PM
^^ Got 30 days for slapping and de-pantsing a meter-maid.
01-30-2008, 01:32 PM
^took pictures of said depantsing.
01-30-2008, 01:58 PM
^^Just walks around with no pants in -30 degree weather to watch things shrink.
01-30-2008, 02:59 PM
^always catches me at my best. :) N
01-30-2008, 05:37 PM
^^^ Temporarily forgot how he was decidedly "de-pants" in Aliens, once he was reduced to a hand-walking torso. :smirk:
01-31-2008, 01:10 AM
^ Is still pondering on a new rant to write.
01-31-2008, 10:13 AM
^^^ Should know that my rants are like fine wine, they need to ferment for quite a spell before I would deem them proper and ready to serve to the public. :wink:
01-31-2008, 10:53 AM
^knows we can't wait for the uncorking of another vintage. :) N
01-31-2008, 11:02 AM
^ Could have saved that statement for Jakester.
01-31-2008, 11:19 AM
^^hungers for some vintage Jakester.
01-31-2008, 02:50 PM
^^^ Holds the record for incredibly high rates of speedy fermentation for his, um, vintages.
02-01-2008, 08:19 AM
^^ Records his drunken escapades for later viewing.
02-01-2008, 09:15 AM
^^^Desperately trying to erase certain recordings from his collection.....
02-01-2008, 09:49 AM
^^ Desperately trying to acquire said recordings for his radio show.
02-01-2008, 10:03 AM
^^ Has video of grammar paddle spankings not involving grammar...
02-01-2008, 12:18 PM
^is mass distributing the video as we post.
02-01-2008, 02:00 PM
^^Will jack in while watching the video.
02-01-2008, 02:34 PM
sure make it easy^^Will Jack off if Kahlan is in the video...or Negs, or Bill. Probably me, but I doubt that.
02-01-2008, 08:33 PM
^^^ is terribly jealous of Bill, Negs and Kahlan.
02-02-2008, 12:31 AM
^already sold all his Kahlan videos to Jakester
02-02-2008, 04:14 AM
^waiting for us to stray off the road and onto the moors.
02-02-2008, 05:38 AM
^^Likes to take a pee off the road.
02-02-2008, 07:40 AM
^^prefers to swim in an ool.
02-02-2008, 09:30 AM
^^Can clear a pool by showing up in his speedos.
02-02-2008, 04:25 PM
^prefers to see Jakester in one of these. :)
02-02-2008, 10:24 PM
^ floats around in one himself when he's not out getting chased by aliens
02-03-2008, 07:40 AM
^^ashamed to admit he has "chillaxed" in one of those on more than one occasion
02-03-2008, 10:22 AM
^it's his favorite floaty on the Finger Lakes.
02-03-2008, 11:51 AM
^ Trys to get his 'special lady' to dress up as Ripley wearing those very low cut white undies...Oh yea!:popcorn:
02-04-2008, 05:22 AM
^^ on very special occasions will dress up Ripley's underwear himself.
02-04-2008, 11:22 AM
^^ Likes dressing up mannequins and having a party.
02-04-2008, 11:27 AM
^^^ Failed to realize that he just compaired Negs to Michael Jackson. Yikes.
02-04-2008, 11:43 AM
^^ knows more about Michael Jackson than I care to.
02-04-2008, 02:18 PM
^is decorating my airlock. :)
02-04-2008, 02:49 PM
^^ is airing out his decorated cryo-stasis pod after a trip through hyperspace.
02-04-2008, 03:35 PM
^^^ lines his cryo-stasis pod with beanie babies. Aw. How kyoot. :p
02-04-2008, 03:46 PM
^^gets to have the huge, deluxe, family-size pod.
^has a sex swing in her pod
02-05-2008, 06:38 AM
^^ aspires to design a tastefully decorated line of sex furniture.
02-05-2008, 07:35 AM
^^is willing to test said sex furniture for research purposes.
^is the proud owner of the prototype multiple-orgasm-recliner
02-05-2008, 08:41 AM
^^ Can fake it faster than anyone.
02-05-2008, 09:10 AM
^^ Has faked a few here and there just to get by.
02-05-2008, 11:39 AM
^has pre ordered 20th anniversary edition of When Harry Met Sally :popcorn: :)
02-05-2008, 11:51 AM
^^ would like to have what she's having.
02-05-2008, 01:11 PM
^^Has already had it....and liked it.
02-05-2008, 01:12 PM
^^can relate to the having it part.
02-05-2008, 01:45 PM
^^^has just about had it with Winter. :o
02-05-2008, 01:51 PM
^^ is mad at Old Man Winter because he refused a guest spot on his radio show.
02-06-2008, 09:36 AM
^^^ vigorously working to remove Kaeos's guest spot from her carpet.
02-06-2008, 10:04 AM
^^cut me deep this day...cut me deep indeed. :smirk::lol:
02-06-2008, 10:11 AM
^^ Enjoys dressing up as Lady Macbeth when cleaning those damned spots.
02-06-2008, 11:02 AM
^^Enjoys just dressing up like a lady.
You go girl.
02-06-2008, 11:08 AM
^^ Is a card-carrying lady of the evening. :eyebrow:
02-06-2008, 12:44 PM
^^^has run up the limit on his card.
02-06-2008, 01:00 PM
^knows the sky's the limit.
02-06-2008, 01:16 PM
^^Knows no limits (at least as far as cool ass 70's rock. :D )
02-06-2008, 01:43 PM
^^is a product of the '70's rock era.
02-06-2008, 01:44 PM
^^ Still has big 80's metal hair.
02-06-2008, 01:48 PM
^^Still has his leg warmers from the '80's.
02-07-2008, 12:52 AM
^ Needs to borrow those leg warmers for that cold environment she's living in.
02-07-2008, 04:38 AM
^^should knit me some leg warmers.
02-07-2008, 07:06 AM
^^ has yet to discover that leg warmers make great toddler straightjackets.
02-07-2008, 08:19 AM
^^ Goes out crimefighting in a quilted costume under the alias "The Paddler".
02-07-2008, 08:25 AM
^^Goes out at night committing crimes, hoping to meet “The Paddler”.
^his mustache inspires crimes of passion
02-07-2008, 12:26 PM
^^Judges a Bandito by her cover.....
02-07-2008, 01:02 PM
^^ dresses up like the Frito Bandito at Halloween so he can steal Fritos from all the neighborhood kids.
02-07-2008, 03:00 PM
^^Dresses up on Halloween to get free candy.
02-07-2008, 03:20 PM
^gives these to the kiddies on Halloween.
02-07-2008, 05:32 PM
^^Should not give out candy to kids.
02-07-2008, 05:55 PM
^^has <swoon> seen Outy naked.
02-07-2008, 08:28 PM
^^Has no idea how uninspiring such a sight would be.
(Oh, and grats on hitting 4000 posts, J!)
02-07-2008, 10:00 PM
^ Only has to make another 1346 posts to catch up to Jakester
02-08-2008, 06:14 AM
^^ makes me wonder what else he can do with four digits besides add and subtract.
02-08-2008, 06:49 AM
^^Just plain makes me wonder.
02-08-2008, 09:00 AM
^^ Wonders how to make Rappites pay for changing their NetFlix name.
02-08-2008, 09:47 AM
^^^wonders if Netflix will be a worthwhile investment.
02-08-2008, 09:58 AM
^^can't wait 'til Thursday to try out the new KY.
02-08-2008, 11:39 AM
^should give the old Kentucky another chance.
^just made me choke on ice cream
02-08-2008, 09:58 PM
^ May need the Heimlick menuever performed on her
02-09-2008, 03:25 AM
^^uses the Heimlic as foreplay
02-09-2008, 03:39 AM
^knows she's getting the illustrated coffee table book Heimlich's Top Ten Abdominal Thrusts for her birthday. :wink:
02-09-2008, 05:42 AM
^^ Likes to give out odd birthday presents.
02-09-2008, 04:17 PM
^^ Gave her husband an odd birthday present!:smirk:
02-09-2008, 05:43 PM
^^has also seen Outy naked.
^wishes he'd seen Outy naked
02-10-2008, 06:22 AM
^^Likes to run around naked.
02-10-2008, 06:51 AM
^Like Santa's ability to know who is sleeping and who is awake, she has the power to know who is naked and who isn't.
02-10-2008, 08:43 AM
^^All the while holds the ability to know who sleeps naked.
02-10-2008, 12:19 PM
^thinks wearing just sweatbands on his wrists to bed will throw me off.....it doesn't.
02-10-2008, 03:49 PM
^^ Takes the phrase "no glove, no love" to mean being naked.
02-10-2008, 04:47 PM
^ devising new uses for Saran wrap.
02-11-2008, 08:13 AM
^^ Is creating a line of designer tin-foil hats.
02-11-2008, 11:22 AM
^^ tried designing a tin-foil thong.
02-11-2008, 01:39 PM
^^Likes to wear Quilted Thongs.
02-11-2008, 05:43 PM
^^Is developing a recipe for toilet paper soup.
02-11-2008, 06:14 PM
^^Soup. It's what's for dinner.
02-11-2008, 07:33 PM
^GETS NO SOUP...NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!
^has been using my underwear drawer as his hideout
02-11-2008, 09:01 PM
^could stay in her drawers for days.
^should know by the empty drawer that I always go "commando"
02-11-2008, 09:28 PM
^ That reminds me of a song by Tom Petty...... Freeballing! :)
02-11-2008, 09:41 PM
^They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard..... Mademoiselle Fifi!!!!!! :eek:
^is on a caffeine-induced posting rampage!
02-12-2008, 04:09 AM
02-12-2008, 06:01 AM
^^ Needs to buy his wife something really special for Valentines.
02-12-2008, 07:25 AM
^^ is thinking that "something really special" is a fine cigar....
02-12-2008, 01:59 PM
^^ is thinking that "something really special" is a diamond-studded paddle....
02-12-2008, 02:08 PM
^^ Always wanted a diamond-encrusted bidet.
02-13-2008, 06:04 AM
^^Knows that diamonds are a girls best friend.
02-13-2008, 06:53 AM
^^will probably get a pearl necklace.
02-13-2008, 08:07 AM
^^ needs some new jokes for this thread.
^is disappointed her pearl necklace hasn't arrived yet
02-13-2008, 08:21 AM
^^Likes to bite her pearl necklace to see if it is real.
^made me throw up in my mouth a little :puke:
02-13-2008, 11:55 AM
^^^ sips a pepto bismol cocktail while trying to forget said image.
02-13-2008, 02:24 PM
^^ Would be fine with a pearl bracelet.
02-13-2008, 03:27 PM
^the world is his oyster
^domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
02-14-2008, 07:34 AM
^^ it's her, Miss A-mer-i-ca!
^once, twice, three times a laaayyydy!
02-14-2008, 09:13 AM
^^ Created a personality-changing concoction a la Nutty Professor that changes her from one nympho into another nympho, but with better shoes.
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