Caption This 3: Attack of the Super Acquaintances

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.cardsncomics.at/poster/images/aquaman.jpg

"Strong Aquaman, strong Aquaman, *sob* you are important, they don't know what they're talking about, *sob* you're a valued member of the team, strong *sob* Aquaman..."

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.mistajonz.com/clr/batman.jpg

"Look here, bird boy. When I say you strip down for pictures, you STRIP!"

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.herorealm.com/solicits/DCupuRsAlx28nol/DCU/WonderWomanCv220.jpg

In a sting operation last night, police arrested Wonder Woman, AKA "Madame W," who had been operating a prostitution ring out of the Hall of Justice's basement. Batman and Aquaman have been held for questioning.

[Space Tycoon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Wonder_woman_the_hiketeia.jpg

Batman's secret pleasures unveiled... :eek:

[Trazalca]

http://members.mindinfo.com/spider/cartoon/brak1.jpg

Yeah buddy. It's me. The one resposible for starting the whole
Adult Swim craze. Yep. I did it. I really did it. (sigh...)

Anybody out there need some voice over work?

I'm good for it.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.alexrossart.com/gallery/books/myth/img/Mythologyfrontcover_lg.jpg

"What're you talking about? I wasn't taking a bath with Aquaman, why would you think that? Why am I all shiny and clean?....um.....it's...uh...it's the suit....repels dirt, yeah that's it, the suit..."

[KingVoyeur]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman__the_movie/marlon_brando/jorel.jpg

"It's too bad our planet's about to blow up. You coulda been a contender...you coulda been somebody..."

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060301/capt.sge.qjv33.010306172719.photo00.photo.default-384x287.jpg

After many years of dodging the police, barely escaping time and again from
countless crime scenes, Spider-Man is finally caught and brought to justice.
Police Capt. Tommy McHale explains,
"We finally caught that rascal bastard. Slowed him down with a special can of Raid
that ate through his webbing, and dropped him on the sidewalk like a sack of mashed potatoes.
It was a lovely sight it was, after all these years."

[Trazalca]

No pic showing.
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"MABLES.COM Does not allow bandwidth theft. Please stop hotlinking."

[Kaeos]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40066000/jpg/_40066770_batman_300.jpg2.jpg

"Yeah! Fight the power Biyatches!!!!"

[KingVoyeur]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40066000/jpg/_40066770_batman_300.jpg2.jpg

"Bat power! Bat power! Bat power!"

[neglet]

http://www.robokopp.de/images/Galactica/cylons.jpg

You think that Batguy up there has a wedgie, you should see the screwdriver I've got stuck in my aft rotor!

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.paperbackbazaar.com/comics/comicimg/batman239847.jpg

The new film from Nora Ephron - Sleepless in Metropolis

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060303/i/r1442414268.jpg

...(does this really need to be captioned?) :rolleyes: :smirk: :ohwell:

And oh sure. Bush doesn't have any superpowers. But he might one day...

[Sgt. Awesome]

Why do animals always stick their heads into Bush's crotch?

[omicron]

Hopefully it's not the same reason Monica Lewinski stuck her head in Clinton's lap. :smirk:

Omicron

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.greenerthangreen.com/archives/images/spiderman.jpg

Out of boredom, Peter Parker became Your Friendly Neighborhood Peeping Spider.

"Helllooooo Mrs. Robinson."

[KingVoyeur]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/27/225px-Xavier14.jpg

"You're feeling verrrry sleeeeepy. You have an urge to come see X3, no matter how good or bad it is. You have an urge to see it multiple times. Obey the X!"

[American]

http://www.greenerthangreen.com/archives/images/spiderman.jpg
After years of fighting bad guys, Spiderman turns to the dark side

[Kaeos]

Ahh, a classic - "The Last Super"
http://www.fanzing.com/images/imgs40/contest/thelastsupper.jpg

[American]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060303/i/r1442414268.jpg
Guy: Ah Mr./ President! It seems Monica likes you!
Bush: Monica? Uh oh.....

[KingVoyeur]

http://comics.cro.net/godisnji/klasici/americki/hulk.jpg

"Ugh...Hulk need many rolls of Quilted Northern..."

[sickness]

Anyone else find it humorous how many extra muscles comic book artists love to give the human body? Or how about how they exaggerate the ones that do exist and how big they are capable of developing? Anyone else ever notice how superheroes tend to have bigger lats (the part of it between the back and lower chest) than actual people can develop biceps? Am I pissing into the wind here?

[KingVoyeur]

Am I pissing into the wind here?

Does Hulk crap in the woods? :lol:

(I totally agree with you btw, just wanted to add that with the pic)

[sickness]

:lol:

[fastcar]

http://www.greenerthangreen.com/archives/images/spiderman.jpg

New and improved Windex fools Web Slinger.

[Cncrman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Cncrman/optimusprime.jpg

Dude, where did you part the truck?

[KingVoyeur]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/the_transformers__the_movie/_group_photos/frank_welker3.jpg

Police report that the body of an unidentified robot, executed gang style, was found stuffed in a dumpster in the lower East Side. Decepticon tags were found graffitied on nearby walls. The Autobot/Decepticon gang wars have already claimed the lives of several young teenagers, who were suspected of attempting to become robots themselves.

[fastcar]

http://www.fun-town.com/sheep/sheep.jpg

"I wish I could quit ewe."

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Apr2005/screen_20050428173024_4superheroes050428-f-7203t-095.jpg

Spidey: "Pssst! Captain America! I want those negatives back after doing this!"

Captain America: "Me? I thought you had them!"

Both: "Ruuumsfeeeellld!!!"

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.movievillains.com/images/luthor.jpg

Lex Luthor wants YOU!

[KingVoyeur]

http://members.shaw.ca/brycon/clark.jpg

"Psst! Watch out for the camera! Watch out for th..!" *SMASH*

And Candid Camera never tried to film Superman again.

[Cncrman]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/solicitation-artwork/June-2006/ActionComics840.jpg

"Crap, I am all the way out in space...did I leave the iron on?"



And I HAVE to share this link...Jewish Hero Corps (http://www.nusion.com/jewishsuperhero/jhc.htm)

I just...I mean...I...I got nothing...

[sickness]

Dude, Superman has some SERIOUS man cleavage. Your pecs really should be closer together than that if you're well-chiseled.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/images/superman_dayofdoom.jpg

"Damnit, there's the remote!"

On a side note, do Supes' red pants look a little um, strangely drawn at first glance?

[KingVoyeur]

http://images.allposters.com/images/mmph-e/172114.jpg

"Suck it in.....suck it in....."

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.dragonhero.com/hero/villains/dc/green-lantern.jpg

*Sniff sniff* "What's that smell.....? Ohhhhhhhh......my bad....."

[Jakester]

http://www.imag.us/x/reallystupid/cheapprop.jpg
Star Wars suffers budget cuts.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/star_wars_2/13.jpg

Anakin: "I feel a burning for you my dearest!"

Padme: "Anakin, I've gotta tell you something."

Anakin: "Yes, my love?"

Padme: "It's not easy for me to say..."

Anakin: "Anything, my darling, let your heart sing!"

Padme: "Well....um....the thing is....you're sitting on a Naboo Fire Ant hill...."

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.firestream.net/gallery/albums/userpics/13104/star%20wars%20in%20the%20toilet.jpg

Unlike the rest of the Death Star, the Empire's interior designers decided on a more domestic look for the bathrooms.

[Sgt. Awesome]

http://angelahorseface.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/star-wars-na-basenie.jpg.w300h222.jpg

The storm troopers have a pool party. Lord Vader not invited.

[Jakester]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7994/snakes800x6003pu.jpg
Not a lot you can do when there are snakes on da muthafuckin' plane.

[Kaeos]

http://www.fresh99.com/images/comicbooks/97_4_0000176.jpg

Dubbya's Superhero Fantasy

[Sgt. Awesome]

Snakes! On a Plane! (http://www.worstpreviews.com/review.php?id=21&source=imdb1)

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060323/capt.la10903230005.people_phil_spector_la109.jpg

Cross electro-shock therapy with a bad hair day, and well.... there you go.

[fastcar]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060323/capt.la10903230005.people_phil_spector_la109.jpg

Art Garfunkel has really let himself go.

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/alligatorbait2copy.jpg

I hope those are statues !!

[sickness]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/alligatorbait2copy.jpg

And you thought YOU were having a bad day...

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/dollatgame.jpg

Mrs. Jakester wondered why her husband had bought season tickets to for the local college this year

[sickness]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060323/capt.la10903230005.people_phil_spector_la109.jpg

Having finally burned out after decades spent dropping acid, Gene Wilder goes to court to have himself declared both Willy Wonka AND The Mad Hatter.

[sickness]

Thanks! I thought it was pretty good, myself.

[Sgt. Awesome]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2041/f0td.jpg

Curses I did step in poo.

[Cncrman]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2041/f0td.jpg
hmmm...I wonder if I can use the force to pull up my zipper...

Ziiiip...Snag..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40507000/jpg/_40507017_kenobi.jpg
AAAAHHH OUCH!!!

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/images/luke1.jpg

"Some....where....over the Death Star, droids....are.....blue...."

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Star%20Wars%20-%20Episode%20V%20-%2003.jpg

"Don't cry for me Tatooine.....the truth is...I am...your father...."

[Trazalca]

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/images/luke1.jpg

"Leia! Sing it loud and there's music playing.
Say it soft, and it's almost like praying....Leia.
I'll never stop saying....Leiaaaaaaaaaah......."

[KingVoyeur]

http://hitech.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/james_bond.jpg

"Damn, whose drink did I slip the drugs in again?"

[Sgt. Awesome]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Star%20Wars%20-%20Episode%20V%20-%2003.jpghttp://hitech.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/james_bond.jpg
Pierce, give in to the Martini

[fastcar]

Can you hear the drums,

http://www.niubniubsuniverse.com/visitors/077Landoni/03EwokDrum.jpg

Lando
http://swg.stratics.com/content/lore/personas/images/LANDO2.jpg

I remember long long ago, in a galaxy far far away, another starry night like this, in the firelight

http://www.geocities.com/jedi_vega/jedispecialedition_files/image014.jpg


Lando.
http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/lando.jpg

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060403/capt.tok10504030556.japan_weather_tok105.jpg

Unable to achieve the Kid-N-Play look she was looking for,
Ming Yao is seen here leaving the Curl Up and Dye hair salon,
settling for a look semi-inspired by legendary boxing promoter Don King.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Physique/star-trek-kirk.jpg

"Go ahead, you can say it. I'm adorable. Give in to the Shat!"

[KingVoyeur]

http://downloads.redjupiter.com/users/images/FuturePositiveManilaSitesCom/Spock.jpg

Spock: "They gave me another 5 years for knifin' some guy."

Kirk: "Oh baby, I'll wait for ya, I promise!"

Spock: "C'mon baby, give me some sugar. Show me some nipple!"

*lifting up shirt* Kirk: "Oh yes, yes!"

[Sgt. Awesome]

Ahahahah! I will never be able to watch that scene the same way again.

[fastcar]

http://downloads.redjupiter.com/users/images/FuturePositiveManilaSitesCom/Spock.jpg

Spock: Now, I'll put my mouth up to my hand and show you what I did to that girl on Setti Alpha 5.

Kirk: Good God, man, that's disgusting. Tell me more.