The Evil Henchman's Guide

[Al-Dog]

I’ve noticed that quite a few of you maniacs aren’t happy with your professions. Here are a couple of helpful tips if you decide to look into career opportunities being and/or associating with Evil.

Recently, the Society of Evil Overlords has noticed a regrettable decline in the availability and quality of fanatical henchmen, devoted worshippers, and loyal infantry. We wish to correct this growing problem by submitting the following general guidelines for Evil Henchmen.
DISCLAIMER: The use of masculine/feminine pronouns and assignment of gender roles is not intended to preclude a reversal of gender roles. It is, however, intended to offend those who think that the vague phallic appearance of nuclear missiles is somehow a factor in their deployment. Nyah.

The Evil Henchman's Guide (http://www.thalia.org/henchman.html)

[RedKarma]

If the seemingly helpless person you have just cornered is confident and unafraid despite being outnumbered and surrounded, you have encountered a Hero in disguise. Run while you still can.

That's really good advice. That and remembering where the trap door is in the Evil Overlord's audience chamber.