Uwe Boll said WHAT???

[mckracken]

on the May 23rd release(?) of Uwe Boll's next flick Tunnel Rats

"On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say! Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!" - Uwe Boll
:eyebrow: :headscratch: :eyebrow: :lol:

[Lavoruis]

Whoops;! somebody escaped from Arkum Ayslum.
Ranting's of desperate stupid man. aka wanna be flim director
since he is....... a menace to society.

[Woodwraith]

That man needs to be hung from the highest tree. Then ran over by a tank. Twice. Then fed to the lions.

[DarkJedi]

That's not enough, Woody.


Not nearly enough...

I was nearly tempted to run this story on the main site earlier in the week when he said it but Uwe Balls doesn't deserve my typing time or publicity.

[tstone]

Talentless moron. It'll be a pleasure watching Postal get blown away by Indy like a beer fart in a windstorm.

[Strider]

Perhaps Mr Boll should be beaten to death by Teletubbies in heat. :eek:

[WhiteKnight]

Perhaps Mr Boll should be beaten to death by Teletubbies in heat. :eek:

I'm game, so long as their puple Teletubbies in heat. Maybe even the Teletubby looking things from Galaxy Quest.

[Trazalca]

Uwe Boll is revelling in the idea that his class of films deserve a cult status,
however weak, but enough to warrant anything resembling an ego to say that.

I've never seen any of his films. None. And I am very surprised that he hasn't
built his reputation further by working cheap knock-off flicks on the SciFi channel.
Really. They're meant for each other like bread to butter.

Boll is a hack, a rube, and a deep-fried cheese-stick.

:p

[Strider]

But I like deep-fried cheese sticks! :( :p

[mckracken]

me too! Deep fried Cheese sticks are yummy.

[Lavoruis]

I think a hefty dose of 24hr period of Attack of Killer Tomatoes
would do him in.
along with a pinch" of Hannah Montana.

[Woodwraith]

I would probably prefer getting ran over by a tank then having to sit through that.

[sickness]

Am I the only one here who saw Boll's tongue planted firmly in cheek while he said that?

[mckracken]

I dunno about tongue in cheek... perhaps foot in mouth is better!

[Lavoruis]

ah.... but a slow painful demise would be best. Like ,
a 72 hr non stop music of "Yoko Ono" would be fitting