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mckracken
03-31-2008, 11:18 AM
It's only Monday morning and already we(YAHOO NEWS) have a Bad Idea of the Week! And yes, this is entirely rumorific right now, but the mere thought of it is so appalling to me, I had to vent.

Madonna. Remaking. Casablanca. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=549629&in_page_id=1773)

Of course, the remake — possibly set in a modern war zone like Iraq — would be a starring vehicle for the Queen of Pop herself. Apparently, a "source" told the Daily Mail, "Madonna is talking about taking the Ingrid Bergman role for herself, even though Bergman was in her 20s when she played Ilsa and Madonna is nearly 50." Um. Yeah. To see what else there is to say about this, read more.

Age is the least of the issues I'd have with Madonna taking the role of Ilsa in a remake of Casablanca. First and foremost I have a problem with the words "a remake of Casablanca." And in general, Madonna is simply all wrong for the part. Ilsa (Bergman) had that sweet, vulnerable face,] and a gentleness to her that I don't quite see Madonna achieving.

Again, this is totally just a rumor right now. But if it is true, it annoys me to think that just because Madonna wishes to reclaim some credibility in the movie world, she has to go after one of the most — if not the most — well-loved classic films of all time.

If this is true, I . . . I don't even have the words. I really don't. But maybe you do? What do you think about this idea?
:confused: :headscratch: :confused: :headscratch:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/madge2903_468x366.jpg

oh well at least its not a remake of Citizen Kane

Jakester
03-31-2008, 11:55 AM
That's Kane.

God, this would suck. I'm glad the story broke in The Daily Mail, though, because that just about guarantees that the story isn't the least bit credible.

mckracken
03-31-2008, 02:22 PM
i'll fix it...

colmatrix
03-31-2008, 07:01 PM
C'mon guys, cut her some slack. This is the same artistic genius that created Swept Away, a remake that...totally kidding. It would really suck.

mckracken
03-31-2008, 08:18 PM
strangely enough I can totally see Natalie Portman as Ilsa

DarkJedi
04-01-2008, 02:23 AM
I can see Natalie Portman...as anything.

Jakester
04-01-2008, 08:29 AM
Portman is superhot, but she doesn't seem to know how to be seductive, so I really can't picture her as playing, say, the Denise Richards role in Wild Things, or SMG's character from Cruel Intentions, although I'd love to be proven wrong...

mckracken
04-01-2008, 10:47 AM
i dont think Natalie Portman ever NEEDED to be seductive. When it comes to men, she gets what she wants without trying hard... period.